EINSTEIN REMEMBERED

(sans intermission)

many years have passed since
the promise of Civil WarS; yet,
I wonder if time has healed
the wound that left you scared

of course, a tree is best measured
when it is down (down to ground down)
and not even the revolutionary Einstein
could replant nor cause to grow
that which was uprooted or cut down

In la-la land the wooley fireplug did decree
a pleasured home he deemed: the Gloria
Swanson garden arms apartments,
prematurely air conditioned bar and grill;
Norma Desmond towers (too pretentious
for a cowboy, it was, after all, just off Sunset)
later, Einstein came along and stole his line
(great minds and all that crap)

one, two, three...one, two three...one, two,
three, four...
                                 
girlfriend, Lucinda, God bless that Child,
was dancing, dancing back and forth
snapping them fingers on three, three,
then
four, like she couldn't quite make
up her mind;
well, what the hell,
she was about to catch

the millennium express

to and fro, up stage, down stage; she was
a busy girl, counting, hopping and skipping;
damn near wore me out;—  glad she wasn't
chewing gum; two hundred thirty-six skipping
rotations; upstage, downstage, watching and
waiting for something, anything to happen,

suffered one lung kidney cramp; couldn't hold

it no more, Lordy, I had to go and right away
emergency double negative eagle plumbing
left one kidney nice plump, firm, laying there,
on the ground in indo-china; VC bullet hole
you could see right through; didn't get to tell it
so long, sorry, or bury it, didn't get to kiss its
kidney-ass goodbye, just walked away looking
back wondering how I might live without it;
would it miss me? I pray it didn't miss me
and died a peaceful death;


sure as hell miss it but I remained alive;

Hell, no time to fret the small shit
who knows? That girlfriend (childs)
probably be skipping into next century

rushed to semi-convenient comfort station
(relief plus tears as spittle drooled down chin)
now that's the way I spell relief

returned to Einstein's relative reality
he was correct, by God, I had been gone
(long-gone) what seemed like an eternity
(yet, there was that child) still snapping
them fingers and dancing while Glass's
raging ragas kept noodle-come-doodling
along; asked a friend upon return:
"Miss anyhing?"

“Yeah, lots,— the fuck'n train moved
an inch! I think Childs pissed her pants."

bored me once, bored me twice, then bored me
once again,(but then, my friend), it was a long,
long time ago, light years ago; hey, okay,
I'm older now;— I see things differently,
not much better, but different

I recognize Einstein
for the masterpiece he was;

it was after all, after all,
Einstein's repeated message;

message repeated;
repeat, repeat, repeat anything

over'n over again; until
the brain overflows
with vapid familiarity.


deja vu,
carried to the umpteenth power,

even past light speed;
do it again;


next time we'll get it right;

familiarity is charming, maybe,
but it breeds with contempt

slow your ass down to light speed
(c'mon, you wanna' play catch up?)
remember? chrominize our clocks
back a notch,
you and me,
we did our time in southern
baptist bible belt prisons,
free spirits
incarcerated;
warden satan
dwelt secure
with many keys strapped to

his sententious, unctuous hips
we dreamed of other realities
from masks we hid behind.

I timed you in debates,
watched you scurry about

gathering copious notes
to get your shit together;

sometimes,---
you were even good


don't give a shit you're semi-famous;
Hell,
your fifteen minutes spends quick
as my dimes worth (Mr.Death said
to his gorgeous blue eyed boy)
all I got was invitations to the big apple
(computerized donor potential
The Old Watermill restoration
and art attack prevention) and
one nice card from Denmark

No surprise, your Latin homework,
nunc et tunc, never read quite right,
lost its soul within a black translation hole.

Eller Osborne silently condemned us
over her rims; licked her leaded stylus,
slowly made her mark within her book of life;
who died; who survived
to live another day.

Big Daddy Dumont
(Helen) was her husband;
thought they was real cool like
nobody knew;
prayed, no one guessed, they were secure;
how cute, how naive, their students giggled.


'sides you were always so damn fey;
is it true, you blew Don Higginbothem
in seventh
grade? Damnation!
he had a nice big dick; how'd it taste?

Wish't I'd a' sucked it when I had
the chance; he was forever waving
that damn thing in my face
(me a starving hypocrite)
I was a God fear'n Christian
for Christ's sake!

Old Don, he was a good ole boy,
begged to booger me in Galveston,
he did;
was so proud of his manhood;
he had a right to be,
it was a nice one
brought it to school with him one day
for show and tell; he wanted to share
with his less fortunate classmates.
                           
(Mr. Bojangles, Mr. Bojangles, Mr. Bojangles)
It, it was, it was trees.  It, it,..it was trees;
your savant, his sacred rhyme, worked overtime
 
(I noticed these brightly colored bathing caps
some were red, blue and green,— and while
I was not tempted to buy one I was reminded
I had been avoiding the beach) repeat.

(it, it was trees....
it, it, it, it was trees,

Mr. Bojangle, Mr. Bojangles,
Mr. Bojangles dance!)


savants are prolific, but
they ain't too profound,
the genius was your choice.

I never understood
them clap-trap theories about relativity;

Hell, my relatives were so fucked up
I eighty-sixed them
son's of bitches
years ago; they're probably still thumping

them bibles back in Texas singing
what a friend they have in
Jay-sus;

Lordy, Lordy, if the holy man saw them hypocrites,

the way they live their lives, he'd climb back on his cross;
Yes, Sir! Them folks be as extinct to me as the dinosaurs;
I sometimes miss the dinosaurs

I could be wrong, I was once not long ago,
but it seems clear to me, Einstein's theory was,
the closer you come to the speed of light,
the less anyone cares;

Einstein predicted it, you proved it, Darlin';
but, you know what still worries me?

that child never did catch that damn train


Waddie Greywolf 2/2/2000