BIG BAD ASS BOOTS AND GHERKIN

(not meant for amen-prime nor any rhyme upon this time, living or dead, is hardly coincidental)


COUNSELOR (Re:Gherkin)

(a slave shall enter the kingdom
by clinging to his Master ~ J. Christ)

let's play passive charades you said
first word, umpteen syllables
conjoined sisters, Ms. Doubt
and Mrs. Trust

one on each arm, neat trick,
I thought as you traveled through
my vegetable patch churning
out your self serving, pseudo
psycho-babble

exhibiting no conscience
switching to aggressive hooks
all purpose projection reflected
rim shot the white's of my eyes
confusion's into door was labeled
out


BIG BAD ASS BOOTS

(enne grosse schwanzstucker - Mel Brooks)

fee, fie, foe, fum, stormed Big Bad Ass Boots
mid frenzied booted rhythms (three against five,
five against seven, Uvalde cowboy two step)
he stomped his giant, fat ankle number as a
well conceived sado-terpsichordian concept
program greatly needing masochistic plug-in
sanely choreographed a lumbering male step
almost lost within performance mode

a subtle intellect belies his huge black boots
boldness bonding with his branding iron-gait
a unique yet vintage leather man routine
(old guard invented by a bar stool queen)
rites of passage tattoo insured his place
within the circle's dance

Bad Ass grumbled as he writes about his day
within a runcible tome he set his words
expressed his thoughts his way: no pay,
no play, what fawning prelate would
allow or even bow to cleanse your soul
or satisfy your hungry hole

consider your contentment
your needs released on my demand
your all consuming, growing need
for rough and rugged leather sex
became a greater itch, a major must
metastasized into your hungry hole,
that crap aside, you can not live
without control

Boots smiled unto himself and thought,
it's true, I did demand to whip your ass
(trussed up tighter than a turkey, butt
plugged like a butterball) I knew when
you were ready your plug would pop
right up, meat done, pink, tender,
I'd steal a taste before I served you
to my pride

didn't need no fucking invitation
ram-forced entry, one hard thrust
sunk  deep into your fuck chute,
let it soak until your sphincter
stopped it's argument

teased your hole until I felt your
boy-butt juices start to flow
fucked you down right good, deep,
hard and slow, long and rough,
huff & puffed, took all I wanted,
then took some more

more of your slave ass pussy
until I can't hold back my need
to drain my aching balls within
my willing but unworthy steed
force-feed your second mouth
a man sized feast

are you tired, boy, too damn bad,
ride my bull, raise it up to meet
my thrust, push back, clamp down,
don't make my dick hunt, it's not
your asshole anymore, you gave it
to me as your troth, a bonding gift,
one summer's night not so long ago

I give no mercy, fuck you like the
meanest cowpoke rodeo's a bull, one
hand hat held high, buckaroo boots,
chaps of latigo, hooked on my horn,
your fantasy's meanest horny Brahma,
drags your body to unexpected heights
reaches down into your well plumbed
depths and pulls your seed up
through your guilt wrenched soul

I watch my slave,my toy,my son,my boy's
untouched prick, without permission,
explode four times and shoots across
his hooded leathered face

your sphincter spasms its small death
and sings a song of pleasure in release
clamps down tight and tries to thank
my big bull prick still drooling mixed
male fluids into your well plowed hole

I feel your raped, abused, hard ridden,
ravaged hole begin to suck my dick
in gentle, grateful, teasing strokes
it teases, begging, even daring me
to spill
once more

only too glad to accommodate,
big bull
pulls completely out,
within an instant
splits your ass
to find its home, its dock,
its resting place
and empties all
its sweet man
come deep within
your gut, after all, all feasts
should have dessert


I collapse on top of you
a leathered, youthful unsure Unicorn,
middle-aged pride filled Gorgon,
greying rock hard forgetful Manticore,
my animal arms around you,
my cock in your pocket
you suspended in the sling,
spent, floating in the afterglow
of mixed odors; leather, rubber,
poppers,sex, pot
and come;
pheromones aging from our
lust
and clean
man sweat

through your skull-pussy plug,
I hear you try to mumble thanks,
learned response, from many pavlovian
years; ring your bell, you beg or babble
unworthy thankful manners for one damn
good fuck'n; you always thank a man who
chooses  you, your hole to fill with his
needy manhood, fucks you right,
makes you a necessary vessel for
a sacred gift; his seed

politely you would beg to have your
butt plugged until your fucker's seed
has been absorbed within your gut
(absorbed for years the hormones filled
your beard, laid carpet on your chest)
you can't beg, can you, your hole's
still plugged

I slip my cock out, replace it with a big fat plug
strapped in tight; I hear you moan dissent, lean
close remind you that my whip might change your
mind, I leave you with your thoughts; trained
to raise your ass for me
I like to see it suck
and fuck my  plug
while I relax;
I see no response


I take my bull whip down and crank it once to aim
it loudly splits the air then finds its targets home,
your ass, a chinese rocket launches from its pad
locked in your chains the sling secure, your ass
a bright red stripe appears

pushes your button to the on position,
slave ass gone crazy
sucking, humping,
fucking my big
plug; you got off easy;
however, to teach a lesson, I
lay on four more on your back  door

I have convinced you it would be best to
please your Master's smallest whim
(you damn well better, slave,
don't dare try this old man)

you put your all into your fuck,
your hole to show,
your ass becomes
a sucking, fucking,
humping, big black,
loving
plug machine; I lay on one more stripe,
and smile,
you jump, you score,
it drains you
to the core

I see they both agree, your grinning hole,
your thrice raped soul, your Master, him,
who knows what's best for you, concurs,
your owner, owns you boy

bound and gagged, you have no option
but to give in to trust or punishment
I'll take what I need from hole or soul;
can't be helped, you're forced to give it up
I take your ass, reduce you to an it
then banish all your guilt, the jury
of your fresh, fucked flesh
ejaculates
its verdict,
boy's not to blame,
can't be held responsible, even though,
he did consent to pay, full price,
X-ticket ride

guilt left abandoned the passion of a lesser life,
alone to starve while candy flavored freedoms
may be found within the constructs of forbidden
playgrounds


unbind him;--- thus, we are his judges, his jury,

we alone decide when he lives free


GHERKIN

(Hammicus Mei Argumentatus ~ Ezra Pound)

lips pressed to the base of Big Boots giant
bean stalk, Gherkin rumpled every still-skin,
of his Master's more than ample member,
his slave well trained whose only purpose
is to pleasure, sucks him deep within his throat

neck muscles taut to work Boot's penis-prime
but flaccid shaft until he feels it flood with blood
almost ready for him to mount like Bronco Lane
his master's rugged face contorts in slack-jawed
confusion, drools spittle from the corners
of his mouth

drilled in Master/slave protocol & manners
asks his owner if he might take position
for impalement; permission given, quickly
moves his ass to feel the giant mushroom
head, poised at his back door, saliva only
lubricant allowed, with one swift lunge, no
hesitation, eleven engorged inches swiftly
disappears, impaled completely mounts his
owner's steed

sharp pain subsides with fullness, natural juices
start to flow, boy-babble issues thanks for Master
allowing him to take his horse cock inside his
worthless hole; slave begins a slow trot down
the track, sitting high and sometime slapping
slave-ass hard against his owner's leather

setting the feel of the big horse in and under him,
will ride impromptu for a while, feeling pleasure
filling him with pre-come with each stroke, hand
held to his belly feels the huge head piston in
his gut, stretches his saddle for the coming ride

slave dares not forget his manners, queries
Master if he's had enough slave ass warming
up; exercising stallion for the run or would he
prefer him ride his steed some more; sometimes,
Master orders him to ride some more, tonight
he tells him no

he's off, begins the race within slave's head,
sets his mount a good strong leather slapping
rhythm; oiled rig pumping up and down the shaft
in even strokes, takes his place as any jockey,
slams his ass against the saddle, rounds the
first turn, heads into the back stretch, where he
always rides his hardest, rides his best for pole
position; takes the lead, heads into the second
turn pounding leather harder, he knows the feel,
juices flowing, his brain shifts gears, his master's
pheromones building, sends secret signals, from
his sphincter to his brain, breathing even, rhythm
good and strong, rounds the turn into the home
stretch, confident the race is his to win

he feels the finish coming, the horse cock swells
a little larger, reins pulled in tight, hunkers down
and starts his sprint for home, slamming faster,
sucking tighter, riding harder, one final photo
finish slam-thrust against the leathered base,
he feels his Master's flow begin; the race now
won, ass slick with come, his booted Master's
blood-gorged shaft erupts into his hot and hungry
slave boy's hole. The slave's ass clamps down
hard, milks his owner's horse-cock, sucks out the
last few drops of man come, his Master's prize
 
not allowed to touch himself, clamps down
tighter on his Master's shaft, babbles thanks
for good hard fuck, worthless slave boy butt,
use his shit-chute as a come bag for his
owners thoroughbred winner's circle steed

Bad Ass looks to see his slave-boy's
head thrown back, eyeballs roll a jackpot,
slams his ass to base once more, untouched,
he shoots,(erupts onto his Master's chest)
damn good of Big Bad Ass Boots to let his
boy scout come and thus secure
his ownership's control

Boots always knew, best stirred, not shaken,
while hot, the puddings proof was in the shot


THE BREAKUP (Counselor)

(divorce is NOT a really good thing
 ~Martha Stewart)

Big Bad Ass Boots may never
figure out, who's Master,
who's the Slave, to hell
with prime directives,
when love gets in the way

boyhood wonders at dad's
delights his fascinations
placed beneath his Master's
feet to clean his boots and
keep all holes cleaned; on
call for any purpose, any time,
gave way to selfish brooding
spirits (meaner than a week's
old pile of cat shit) identity
questions; seduction by the
darker side of ownership

Gherkin sits alone and ponders,
no longer able to control and
mad as hell 'cause Big Bad Ass
Boots finally became just that,
(it took a decade for the big
man to say no)

pickle's finger rests lightly,
on a big red icon flashing:
DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON
skull & crossbones forewarned,
one push, the Enola Gay's away
down that endless tarmac nonstop
flight to self-destruct; push, delete,
oblivion


(did you really wish to delete
that item, all it's files and
folders will be lost)

damned if he didn't do it, like
Cain killed Able knowing, flesh
of flesh, full nerved, still warm,
could never breathe life into that
file again

can't reload the system, deleted,
love relegated to the trash bin
queried, do you really want to
lose a Master that you've served
and loved so long,--- click

Bad Ass becomes Chanute,
prince of tides unable to
sweep the waves back with
a broom, while Gherkin's
epitaph, the button pushed,
will read: he never had a clue


THE COUNSELOR

(Video Frendentum Video~Carmina Burana)

I don't envy you, Gherkin, my one hand
clapping conundrum, high heals clacking
in Saskatoon, passive-aggressive,
Gemini's child of woe

happiness for you is misery and back again
you have survived another day, on crypto
motor oil and two small crusts; Gherkin you
poor thing, you may never learn one simple
rule of life: you've got to pay to get the
kind of rape you want

no saint could stem the bloody carnage
of your verbal flow, nor exhibit steady
patience to accept your self served
logics endless pushy bottom games,
deceived your Master, playing at the
slave-role only to control. You've had
the best of worlds lain at your feet

a simple man who loved you much too
much and even more, gave not what you
wanted (if you ever knew) but all you
needed to be cared for, a man's man
whose arms unquestioned thousands
may only dream to fill

a run away bus can kill you but a
controlling slave boy eats like cancer
at a Master's soul

a bus, at least, its sign alight
with hope cries jump on board
leave Ms. Swan in crazy la-la-
toonsis-town; She'll never stop
her dance macabre

too many red roses to paint white,
sundowner special, all aboard,
ride with reason, sanity this way

there's still time for you, Big Boots,
you still have tuppence for the fair
Gherkin explained to Emerald City's
finest; "Boots a go-fast freak,
medications, you know; wink-wink"
he claimed,
his fall from grace to blame

then little pickle sold his soul,
thirty pieces of silver
for one dime bag,
was that his only crime


REQUIEM CONFUTATIS

(now we gonna' do this part really
hard, y'all! ~ Tina Turner)

O, oh, hoe, say can you see,
Big Bad Ass Boots gone forever
pickle prick may never know that
world again; addicted to the smells
and odors of a man he once called
Master, cries himself to sleep
 
no more to be commanded clean the
big man's hairy hole and taste sweet
bits his Master left for him nor made
to lick his big boots clean; his tongue
still salivates, his wanker hardens,
to see a big man wear a well worn pair
 
close that door, cost be damned!
Bad Ass slams his fist into his mind
and asks this question of himself:
would you, please, forget the fuck

he jacks off amid the rockets red glare,
holds his breath while he plays back
all the silly, stupid mind-fuck games,
farts in the wind, bombs bursting in air,

Gherkin's star-spangled reality processor
churns out four cups gazpacho from one
small stalk of reason; Boots looks with awe
into the blendered light of day
the dawns early light

Big Bad Ass Boots needs proof
through the night, darlin',
not twelve-tone retrograde
inversions, no doppelgangers
upside down and backward

what so proudly we hailed our cab,
tired old war horse eighteen-twelve,
Ka-boom, Ka-boom, Les Marshallies,
musical Tourett's syndrome

little pickle, up your ass
is my flag still there?
prince of tides be damned;
my kingdom to ride his horse again;
I hear the voice of Paula Poundstone,
within the freedom of my chains;
at the twilight's last gleaming;
not with a bang but a whimper;
in the la-yand of the free, he, he
even homos can be brave!

However, in the meantime,
(grand pause),
will the real king of fools
,
please stand up?


Waddie Greywolf