Old Age
By Ernest Shields

Chapter 1




Prologue

As he watched the old man slowly climb the porch, one step at a time, carefully making sure each foot was firmly planted before attempting the next riser, Ekcol paused. It was rather sad. Only two and a half decades before, this man was a lively, forceful individual,--- vital and intense. Now he was simply an old man making his way homeward.

“Well,--- friend your trip is nearly over,” Ekcol murmured as he inserted a final seedling in the secret garden. "The last day is finally here.”

The secret garden now lay fully sown,--- waiting.  Ekcol planted it seed by seed, kernel by kernel, ignoring both advice and threats. Now at long last it was ready to sprout, but first something ancient had to die. A tiny pod lay dormant for a quarter century, ruptured, irreversibly spilling its contents and abruptly bringing an end to the old man's slow and painful progress toward entropy.

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Chet Latham awoke with a phantom toothache and a miserable tender spot on his gum that grated like chalk on a blackboard. He ran his tongue over it feeling a definite swelling.

“Jesus Christ, now what!” he muttered as he threw back the covers. All he ever wanted from his last few years was a bit of comfort. Instead, he got continual reminders of a failing body. A heart attack, a minor stroke and two operations should be more than enough punishment for all his sins, he thought. “Damn lying doctors!” He cursed as he stumbled toward the bathroom. They said the cancer was gone. So, what the hell's this,--- chopped liver? In the mirror he tried looking at the offending spot only to find the trifocal on his good eye wouldn't focus properly.

“Shit!” He yelped as he fit his upper plate and quickly spat it out again. With an aching jaw and a lump the size of a pea, wearing dentures was out of the question. Instead of going out for breakfast as he usually did, Chet rummaged through the refrigerator, finally poaching a couple of eggs to feed a hunger he normally didn't feel until around noon. His usual breakfast routine consisted of a trip to the 'Roadside Cafe' for coffee and toast with a little jelly on the side.

At seventy-two, Chet looked forward to his meager breakfasts at the restaurant; in fact, they were the highlight of his day. He and a few old acquaintances gathered around a table eager for their morning gabfest. True, most of the jabber was pure bullshit and many of the opinions put forth were downright stupid, but being with people, even some whom he considered idiots, was better than being alone.

Since Ivy's death, there wasn't much emphasis to Chet's life, good or bad. He'd been surprised at what a hole in his life her passing left, especially considering that for the last twenty years of their marriage they merely lived in the same house with Chet going his way and Ivy hers. While they cared for each other in some indefinable way, they long ago stopped trying for any intimacy. Forty-five years wasted, Chet thought. In truth they only stayed together for fear of ending up alone, and now here he was alone anyway. It didn't seem fair. Ivy was ten years younger,--- he should've gone first. Maybe this was yet another punishment for marrying.

He remembered courting Ivy, hoping marriage would somehow make him feel like a normal person, whatever that was, but all it did was bring pain to them both. Of course, Ivy married for her own selfish reasons, so maybe in the end they each got what they deserved. Strangely enough, in his own way, Chet really did care about Ivy and they did have some good years; especially, when the kids were small, but if parenthood made him happy, the commitments of marriage to Ivy left him cold. It sometimes made him sad to think he could never be the lover Ivy wanted nor could she ever be the one he desired, and there were periods in his life when he would have given anything for it not to be like that. He tried,--- he struggled with it,--- but that deep burning attraction he yearned for never came about,--- not with Ivy anyway. Still, they made it through those years together,--- and what did we have to show for all the strain?

A paid off house, some money in the bank and two kids who now couldn't wait for him to die so they could inherit the scant proceeds from two thoroughly wasted lives. It might've been different if Ivy actually loved him, or if she was even slightly adventurous, but that wasn't the case. To her, love making was a one-way street,--- touch me,--- she seemed to say,--- I'll lie here,--- you do what you will, but don't expect me to reciprocate. Their sex life quickly deteriorated to simply going through the motions. Ivy got pregnant in their first weeks of marriage; otherwise, Chet doubted it would have lasted a year. He stuck it out, he couldn't abandon his children no matter how unhappy he was; yet, in the end they abandoned him. Chet made up his mind to leave everything to charity. He hadn't heard from the boys since Ivy died, except a few times when they needed money,--- so,--- to hell with them.

Chet tried the upper plate again only to spit it out in disgust and reach for the phone. He had no intention of showing up in public without teeth, --- so, despite the pain,--- he put them in once more and left the house, slamming the door behind him.
After two hours of waiting in excruciating pain, Dr. Burke finally x-rayed the area and a few minutes later said in a jovial voice,

“Well, I'll be damned! Hey, Chet, old man, you're cutting a tooth!”

“Horse shit! I've had dentures for almost twenty years. You're out of your mind. What's the matter with you, can't chu' tell a tooth from a tumor?”

“Here, take a look,” Burke said as he motioned Chet to the light box. “See that? A tooth and what's more, there seem to be tooth buds developing in all the sockets on this picture. Sorry to disappoint you, Chet, but you're cutting teeth.”

It turned out Burke was correct, and cutting new teeth was no picnic. Many times over the following six months, Chet wanted them all out! His dentist flatly refused saying they were perfect and only a fool would trade good teeth for dentures, but Chet suspected both the dentist and Dr. Burke wanted to see if he'd actually survive the experience. Either that or they both planned on publishing papers on their remarkable old guinea pig. Neither one could come up with a reasonable explanation as to why this might be happening to a man of his age and state of health. All previous case histories were confined to younger people, those without years of denture wear and even then, the teeth that developed were usually soft, discolored and needed extracting.

His came in perfect and far better looking than the slightly crooked set of his youth. These new sparkling white teeth even made him feel younger. Everything tasted wonderful again. His energy increased remarkably and he began taking long walks, occasionally breaking into a jog from sheer exuberance. Despite Burke's repeated warnings, his heart seemed fine. He shoveled snow that winter without the slightest twinge of chest pain; although, it did take a toll on some long unused muscles. Chet couldn't understand why growing new teeth would make him feel so good; in fact, he now felt better than he had in many years,--- except for one thing. His vision was getting worse.

One morning he awoke to find himself in full arousal, something that hadn't happened since the experimental chemotherapy three years before. He took advantage of the event with full and appreciative gusto making the moments last as long as possible; It was almost like being sixty again, he marveled.

Even in his prime Chet never thought of himself as a handsome man. Now with age adding countless sagging wrinkles, his features actually bordered on the ugly. He often wished as a younger man he'd gone for plastic surgery, at least a nose job. His older brothers, now both dead, sported the same roman snozz, only theirs held more of a classic look, while his was exaggerated and just plain gross. For all his teenage years he hid his honker behind books or by taking seats in restaurants that looked straight out on the crowd. Never once a profile for Chet; approach from the side and his hand automatically came up to shade his eyes (and hide his nose). He was in his twenties before conquering that reaction. He did however have a nice smile, until dentures pulled the corners of his mouth into a dour looking frown. Now the frown was gone. It was the new teeth of course, but wasn't there something else? He searched his face in the mirror looking for minor changes. Didn't there seem to be fewer wrinkles and didn't his face and hair look fuller? It was hard to tell with his eyesight as bad as it was. Just wishful thinking he concluded. The only thing different was the facial angles now changed by the new natural teeth. He smiled at himself. He wasn't all that ugly from the front, but why even think about it at this late date? He was almost seventy-three, his health was dodgy and his shiny new teeth didn't make him one day younger.

For months Chet's glasses caused him no end of aggravation as his vision slowly faded. Now, fifteen minutes of reading brought on a miserable headache and streaming eyes as he struggled to find the correct distance to accommodate his eyesight. A doctor warned him of this four years ago when a small stroke destroyed half the vision in his right eye, only he didn't want to believe it. Blindness to Chet was almost worse than death itself, and one day in a fit of frustration he hurled his glasses against the wall shattering them into a million pieces.

“Stupid, stupid!” He railed at himself. Looking around for a spare pair, he realized the room seemed crisper without the glasses. He couldn't make out print, but distance and middle vision appeared clearer now than at any time since the stroke. Pawing through a drawer, Chet found glasses from two previous prescriptions and was shocked to find he wasn't losing vision at all; he was regaining it! This was too much of a coincidence to simply brush off. In every way he was growing stronger. The last ultrasound showed carotid arteries with the same or possible less plaque than previous one and the nurse commented, perhaps, the exercise was helping. Chet was due for his annual check up and for the first time in years, he actually looked forward to it. Thursday at nine A.M., Chet entered Burke's clinic for his physical,--- the first test being the ultrasound. At eleven A.M., he was having it done over since Burke refused to believe the first results which showed no stenosis whatsoever.

From there, things degenerated rapidly. Chet's blood pressure was normal,--- for a man of twenty! His heart murmur disappeared, and the results from every test were those of a younger person. Even a vigorous stress test hardly winded him. Since his last exam, Chet gained twenty pounds, putting him back to the weight he carried two decades before. Burke hadn't examined Chet for over a year except for x-raying his teeth. Blood tests and blood pressure monitoring was done by nursing staff, so Burke was shocked when he walked in to see a man whose face said not seventy-three, but perhaps sixty. Not only that, but Chet's body looked even younger. Gone were the sagging muscles of chest, arms and buttocks, replaced by the firmer tones of a working man in his fifties. Gone also were the scars left by the melanoma surgery on Chet's back, even the tell-tale radiation scars vanished.  His bout with Cancer was a close one for Chet. Only the combination of radiation and newest advances in chemotherapy saved his life. Now,--- there stood before Burke a Chet who looked far healthier than the last time he saw him and years younger than his real age. 'Good Lord,' Burke thought, 'he's not only regenerated teeth, but a new body as well!'

And it seemed to be true. Every test showed him to be perfectly healthy with the constitution of a twenty year old. Chet even claimed his eyesight was improving. Also in evidence were a few black hairs at Chet's temples where before there had been only white. Burke was well aware Chet was one of those men who went gray at an early age. He was Chet's physician for more than twenty years and couldn't recall a time when the man's hair wasn't completely white,--- everywhere;  but, no longer. Abundant dark pubic hair was plainly visible against the thin gown that covered this strangely younger Chet. What was happening to Latham excited Burke. In all his twenty-five years in medicine he never heard of such a thing. Chet was throwing off the effects of aging as though they didn't exist and Burke wanted to know why, or more precisely, he wanted to know how. It was the kind of discovery that would make Burke's name world renowned.

Doctor Burke ordered every test he could think of in hopes of finding some abnormality, some indication of what was happening to Chet. The blood tests, the CAT scans and MRI uncovered nothing except for an extra little tangle of internal ducts that seemed to have no purpose. At first Burke thought he was on to something; only, as it turned out, Chet's little anomaly was well documented in the annals of medicine, not common, perhaps, but about as meaningful as a sixth toe or an extra nipple. Chet Latham was absolutely healthy and Burke kicked himself for not ordering tests when Chet first started cutting teeth. Maybe then some chemical or hormonal imbalance would have shown up. Now, Chet was simply a healthy man; too healthy for his apparent age. Tests indicated increasing hormone levels and his blood chemistry was that of a healthy male in his prime. In the four months that followed, even Burke could see accelerated changes taking place. Chet was bulking up, yet slimming in the hips, his bones were becoming more flexible, even his sun damaged skin seemed to be renewing itself as age spots slowly faded. In desperation, Burke called his old alma mater to arrange for further testing. The University Hospital would have resources not available to Burke, but it meant losing his advantage. Now he could expect no more than a footnote mention in the discoveries that Chet might reveal.

Burke was wrong. Chet revealed no secrets at all, he simply grew younger while teams of specialist drew blood, took tissue samples and scanned his body in every conceivable way. Chet was subjected to all standard tests as well as dozens more thought up specifically for him and without enlightening the doctors one bit. They called in specialists and scientist from around the world and yet the answer remained the same. Chet was absolutely normal for his apparent age. After two years of testing it all proved fruitless. Chet carried no special gene, no special blood type, no special anything.  Others, who had gone through the exact same series of cancer treatments as Chet, proved only the treatment worked in thirty percent of the cases.

Chet finally refused any further testing until the doctors could come up with some new angle of attack. He was tired of being poked, prodded and stabbed by anyone who could lay their hands on a blood draw kit. He rightly assumed by now there was enough blood and biopsy samples in storage to keep a thousand researchers busy for a hundred years. He did his part for science; now,--- he wanted to get on with life.

For a while he worried the younging process would reduce him to a zygote, but it stopped about the apparent age of twenty-five. Chet thought he might be actually younger than that; perhaps, about nineteen or twenty, since that was the age he stopped growing up and began growing older, but he did appear to be close to twenty-five. The reversal couldn't erase all signs of age. If you looked carefully you could see a lifetime of living in his eyes, the same eyes now saw the world with perfect clarity. He was now close to seventy-five, looked twenty-five and had two sons in their forties, both of whom came rushing back to accept large sums of money to be part of the testing program. His sons, however, were not happy about their father's sudden change; in fact, they maintained a chilly formality throughout their stay in Ann Arbor and when Chet began looking younger then they did, they stopped speaking to him all together. 'Life can be the pits,' Chet thought. He once had a good relationship with his sons,--- right up until the moment Ivy dropped her bomb about Jim Locke.

She swore she never intended to cause a rift and Chet was sure that was the case, only Ivy should have kept her damn mouth shut. He certainly never brought up her peccadilloes in front the boys. 'How'd they get to be so narrow minded,--- so Goddamned bigoted,' he wondered. Chet remembered the drugs, the B & E's John and Thad did as kids, all the messes he got them out of;  apparently, none of that counted;  especially, not after they found religion, or whatever it was they called it. For years it was like this. They appeared at their mother's funeral service, leaving directly afterwards without saying a word to him. The only time he heard from them was when they needed money. Ivy left them a small trust fund to be administrated by Chet. It was her hope it might get them talking to their father again, only it just made things worse. They resented his holding sway over what they considered to be their due, so the exchanges were always terse and to the point. He knew no more about his son's lives now than they once knew about his. 'Too bad that couldn't be said for the rest of the world,' he thought.

Images of Chet now graced every magazine, newspaper and tabloid in the country. The ongoing story of his growing younger crowded out even sex scandals. Photographers hounded him, reporters clamored for his time, T.V. cameras recorded every pronouncement about his case, while the tabloids printed wild, unsubstantiated stories. At first he refused to talk to the media, which only made them more intrusive. Finally he hired a lawyer, who in turn found an agent to handle the mess and at their advice Chet began doing talk shows and interviews. He stiffly answered the same dumb questions dozens of times before loosening up in front of the camera, but when that finally happened, he suddenly became the darling of the talk show circut. He was a good looking young fellow with the tart tongue of an old codger who had seen it all and the stories he told of friends, relatives and life in general came across as hilariously funny.

People found him fascinating, especially since at each appearance he looked younger than the last one. Offers came flooding in. Chet turned down nearly all endorsement deals while chuckling over the many marriage proposals. The former he incorporated as jokes in his T.V. appearances; especially, the truly stupid ones like endorsements for cigarettes and headache remedies. The proposals, he responded to with warm personal notes of 'thank you for the thought,' on which he placed the return address of his agent. People couldn't seem get enough of Chet, reporters covered his daily routine, the food he ate, even the car he drove, everything about him was suddenly important to the grinding mill of Chet mania.

Fame also brought a modicum of wealth and part of that was the car he drove. He received it as payment for one of the few endorsements he did make. His old friend and breakfast buddy, Matt Emmons owned an auto dealership in Greenville, Being friends, Chet succumbed to his offer. He was expecting something modest, similar to the sedans he bought from Matt in the past; however, when it was delivered, it turned out to be a flaming red Buick two door, overloaded with options, including a ridiculous looking fake, trunk mounted spare tire holder and fifty pounds of after market chrome strips.

Chet was sure Matt was trying to get a rise out of him. It was just the kind of trick he'd pull, but Chet accepted the Buick anyway, assuring Matt it was exactly the car he always wanted. 'Two can play that game,' he thought. A week later, the Buick sported gobs more of the ugliest add-on chrome Chet could find until it looked for all the world like a pimpmobile. During interviews, Chet never failed to extol the virtues of Matt's dealership, saying Matt and his employees had a certain 'Je ne sais quoi' that could turn any car into a 'classic.'  Otherwise, he lived modestly in Ann Arbor,--- an efficiency apartment suited him just fine. All other income he invested as carefully as always, knowing full well the fleetingness of unearned fame.

The new Chet was different from the old in many ways. At fifty he wished he had taken better care of himself when he was younger and now that his younger days were back, he did exactly that. No smoking this time,--- he hadn't smoked in ten years anyway and didn't miss it. Instead, workouts became his vice. Two hours a day found him sweating in a gym as he toughened his body on the weight machines. An hour of running each evening brought on an endorphin high more satisfying than any cigarette.  He had plans for the future that didn't include staying a celebrity forever. In fact, in his mind he could all ready visualize the end of it. When that time came, Chet would fade from the scene, acquire a new face and finally live free of the past. His sons would never miss him, nor would Chet miss being known as the famous rejuvenating man.

As much as he wanted to leave it all behind, he couldn't at the moment. Too much notoriety, too many camera-toting tabloid 'journalists' floating around. No, it would have to wait. Hell, he'd all ready waited forty-five years and was well prepared to wait another year or two if need be. He had it all figured out. University doctors were at this moment preparing to announce to the world there was nothing more they could learn from Chet, genetically or otherwise. What had happened to him was an odd, untraceable fluke of nature that had left no hint of how to reproduce the effects. With that news, Chet felt sure he would soon be relegated to the back pages and finally out of the papers altogether. All he had to do was wait, but in preparing for this eventuality, Chet overlooked the obvious; some people refuse to accept the solemn pronouncements of science.



Copyright 2004 ~ Ian De Shils (Ernest Shields)