The Mechanic
By Jonas Kichda

Chapter 4


Bill’s Boy
           

‘I can't believe I'm stuck in this,— this limbo.  If only I knew what to do about it.’  I thought to myself as I climbed down from the tractor to separate it from the seed rig.  I’d finished sowing barley in the rich soil of the Northeast corner up against the Dreeson line.  The Dreeson farm used to be my dad's until he was killed in a freak accident just after I was born.  My dad was only a couple of years older than I am now when he got struck by a bolt of lightening right in the middle of the field.  I can see the piece of land where it happened from my desk upstairs where I’m writing this.  There's no marker or anything to commemorate the spot.  It became the Dreeson’s second place.  They have a share cropping deal with Tad Barrett.  I never knew my dad and don’t remember living on the farm.

My Mom kept the farm for a couple of years after dad died, then sold it when my twin brother died.  That’s when she opened Charlene's, the town coffee and gossip shop.  I don't remember any of that.  I just remember the town house and the attached coffee and dinner take out shop.  Doesn’t matter I wasn't raised on a farm.  I think farming’s in my blood.  I've wanted to farm for as long as I can remember, from when I first planted a little patch of tomatoes in back of our house when I was seven.  There's something about helping life and growing things produce its bounty that no regular job can rival for satisfaction.  I worked on Hal Cooper's farm every summer when school was out when I turned thirteen, but officially when I turned fourteen, because Kansas has dumb laws about kids and work permits.  I loved working on the farm.

I've cropped old Hal Cooper's farm almost two years now, living at home until last month, when Hal moved into his house in town.  He lives the next house down from mom's.  I moved into Hal's farmhouse when he moved to town.  When Lynn, his wife of thirty years died on the farm, Hal didn't want to stay there anymore.  He told me there were too many painful memories for him associated with the house.  He left me most of his furniture to use, because the town house was already pretty full from when his mother and dad lived there after they turned the farm over to him.  I was pretty well fixed.  I had all these thoughts about finally having a place of my own.  Why, I could bring someone to my bed if I wanted to.  It just hasn't happened because I haven’t found anyone I wanted to wake up next to.  The big house sure gets lonesome some times.  It’s old and it moans and creaks like an old person.  It talks to me in the night.  There’s a board in the attic I can set my watch by.  It will pop and groan every night about the same time.

Mom wasn't happy about me moving out because she figured I ought to follow custom and stay at home until I got married.  I felt kind of funny about living at home, especially since she started seeing Andy Trothwell from Gove last year.  He never slept over when I was living at home, and I  felt it was because of me being there.  I appreciated him respecting me, but it wasn’t necessary.  I wouldn’t have minded if he came to me and was honest with me. Besides, once I got the share-cropping deal with Hal there was no way I could see working in my mom's coffee shop anymore.  I wanted to be a farmer.  I wanted to be known as a successful farmer in our community.  Owning and running a coffee shop’s just right for mom, a kid who dropped out of high school, or maybe a young mom like Cal's Sara who helps her in the mornings.  My mom needs help clearing breakfast dishes and making cold and warm up dinners for the single farmers and workers to take into the fields.

For the last year Tracey helped out mornings in the diner, but she was a little slow.  Mom was looking for a replacement now that Tracey went to visit her aunt in Peoria.  She was unmarried and came up pregnant by one of the Hill boys.  They were both doing her down by the creek on a regular basis.  We usually don't talk about things like that even though everybody in town knows Tracy’s pregnant.  Neither one of the boys was willing to marry her, so she went to her aunt’s to have her baby and give it up for adoption.  After that she’s suppose to come back and finish high school.  I could understand Tracey falling for the Hill boys.  They're both as good looking as can be and built big for their ages.  I think Todd is sixteen and Terry is seventeen.  Tracey wouldn't make a good farmer's wife anyway.  She’s too lazy.  Old man Hill paid for her trip to Peoria to get his boys off the hook; that was, after he beat their butts black and blue for being so stupid not using protection, and sharing the same woman which is suppose to be an abomination.

As for Andy Trothwell,— well, I guess he's a pretty nice guy even if he is a trooper.  He took good care of his wife when things got bad, and saw both his daughters through college.  He isn’t your usual hard-nosed trooper.  He’s pretty mellow and laid back.  He never came down hard on folks unless they really deserved it.  He even let me off for driving my pickup back from a party in Gove.  I was shit-faced, but I was still driving pretty safe, or as safe as you can drive at three miles an hour.  That was a year before he met my mom. I figure my mom has every right to get a little loving.  She's done without as long as I’ve been alive.  It isn't natural for a woman as attractive as my mom to go without,— to be alone.  It just ain’t right.  She deserves some happiness.

She won't tell me, of course, but T.J. tells me Andy's cruiser leaves mom's house way after midnight sometimes because he's seen it on Gove Road heading back to Gove lots of times after I moved out here.  Andy lives on the North side of Gove in a house he built after his older brother got the family farm.  I never stay up late because my day starts early and by the time I’m finished I’m tired.  I have to get to bed if I want to get up the next day and do it all over again; however, T.J. gets home from seeing Julie pretty late a lot of nights.  I hope mom and Andy are getting in some good loving after supper.  I got hard in my jeans just thinking about sex.  I'm always getting hard down there thinking about anything slightly sexual or anybody really good looking.

I wished T.J. was still into getting corn-holed, but he's been seeing, Julie Werther, a girl we graduated high school with.  Julie is real nice, has a great figure and sweet as honey.  Ever since they started dating in our senior year, T.J. lost interest in that kind of stuff with me.  I figure that's okay.  I never pushed it on him.  I know he really wants to have his own farm and family.  I figure him and Julie will hitch up as soon as he finds a good sharecropper deal.  T.J.'s brother, Darren, hinted once he'd like to experiment with me, maybe play around, but he just turned sixteen.  He’s way too young for me to play a tune on his fiddle.  He has a nice butt, though, just like T.J.’s.  Sometimes,— well, I'm only human.  I never have touched him and never will.  Don’t hurt none to look and think about.

T.J.'s sister Beth is a little tramp.  She puts out for any man who shows her a little attention.  She has ever since she got teats, but she's only seventeen.  Aside from the fact she’s underage I figure I don’t want another man’s sloppy seconds.  Beside,— don’t like to admit it to myself, but I guess I'm not really into girls.  When I lope my ole mule I usually think about looking at T.J.'s back.  I love the way his backbone leads right down to his butt, and the way my dick looks moving in and out of his tight little ass.

Sometimes, I think about the time on the interstate when I went into the toilet and found a hole in the wall of the stall.  There was someone’s tongue sticking through it.  That's the first and only time I got a blow job.  It was last summer and it blew my mind.  I went back there a couple of weeks later out of curiosity.  They put a metal plate over the hole almost covering the whole of the old wooden partition, and the place smelled worse than a horse barn that never got mucked.  The pee smell was unbearable.  I never went back, but I always wondered who it was that sucked my dick that afternoon.  He never came out of the toilet as far as I could tell.  I waited for ten minutes to see, but he never came out.  When a trooper patrol car pulled in I got skittish as hell and got right out of there.  I don't remember if I looked at the parking lot for familiar pickups or not.  I was too busy looking to see if it was Andy Trothwell or the other trooper, Gordon Smith, who knew my family.  It was some trooper I never saw before who got out of the patrol car.  A short heavyset man who looked to be black or Hispanic.  My heart hammered until I got home.  I was looking in the rearview mirror every few minutes to make sure the trooper wasn't following me.

I thought about whacking off.  ‘Not gonna happen.’  I told myself.  I had to get the tractor down to old Charlie's garage to get it serviced before it closed at seven.  I don’t have them do the small stuff.  I do the plugs, oil and filters myself.  That’s about all I know how to do.  I'm not much good at fixing anything else, but I know my old Deere isn't going to suffer at old man Baker's hands.  Graham Baker's about the best mechanic in Central Kansas according to everybody who lives around here.  Even my dad apparently used Charlie's so he could get Baker to service his equipment.  I’ve heard it said my dad hated Charlie Adams something fierce.  There was something between them about the Vietnam War, but no one seemed to know what it was all about, or else neither one would talk about it.  Alex, one of Charlie’s boys, didn't come home from Vietnam.  They shipped him home in a silver box.

I don't really know Graham Baker too well even though he lives just two farms over on Gove Road towards town.  He keeps to himself pretty much. Mom said he and my dad were tight.  They were close friends and Graham was all broken up after dad died.  Mom told me he took my dad’s death pretty hard.  Then he lost his wife to Cancer a couple of years after dad was killed and just sort of hunkered down into his own little world.  He had the reputation of being one of the hardest working men in town and one of the most generous.  If someone was in trouble old Graham would be the first one there to see if he could help.  He loaned a lot of money out to folks he never got back, but he never dunned them to pay him back or tried to make them feel bad if they couldn’t.

I remember he came to supper at our house once in a while when I was a kid, but he hadn't been for a long time.  It had been several years at least. Whenever I saw him at the garage or one of the fairs we were polite, but not sociable.  It was probably more my fault than Mr. Baker’s.  I mean, what does a teenage farmer-to-be or a twenty-one year old struggling share-cropper have in common with a guy in his sixties?  He is THE mechanic in town and a farm owner while I’m a nobody hayseed share-cropper.  He has two parcels, one where he lives, the other where Gil Carver lives, and he’s share-cropping both parcels.  He gives me the creeps sometimes like he can see right through me and knows what I’m thinking.  I know he thinks of my dad when he sees me. He told me so after the big homecoming game my senior year.  We won by three touchdowns and one of them was mine on an interception.  He told me I had my dad's strength, speed and crazy legs.

Mom says Gil wants to buy the piece they live on from Baker when the crops are in, and sharecrop the parcel next to that right behind me.  It's the old Barney farm somebody bought at the estate auction last April.  They bought it too late to crop out so it lay fallow this year.  Nobody knows who bought it.  The lawyer for the Barney family told me it was a private trust that bought it, and they weren't interested in selling it to me when I asked.  He told me it would only crop out.  I'm not sure I could handle two parcels to sharecrop on my own.  Gil's already sold almost his entire crop on the futures market.  He sold in April at the top of the market.  I sold a couple of weeks later.  I got almost as good a price, but I only sold half the crop.  I'll have to take spot price for the rest come September.  I'm hoping prices will firm seeing as how soft they are now.

I drove my tractor back into the slot in the barn it calls home where I'll lube it and cover it with oilcloth until next season.  The damn thing must be forty years old, but it still works like a charm.  Mr. Baker,— Graham did an overhaul on it last year when I bought it at a distress auction up in Grainfield. It was a really bad day for an auction.  I don't guess more than forty buyers showed.  The Interstate was open, the main roads plowed, but it was snowing pretty good.  The weather forecast promised a lot more snow, so not many folk came from further away than a couple of miles.  I thought they might postpone the auction, but I guess they had too much at risk.  I got the rig for two hundred dollars.  Mine was the opening bid.  Nobody else bid on it.

I almost got a fine closed six wheeler Deere tractor for three thousand five hundred, but a couple of guys showed up right at the end of the call and started bidding against me and each other.  They continued to bid it up over six thousand in less than a minute.  It was too rich for my blood.  Anyhow, Old Will, the guy who works with Graham Baker, at the garage, said Graham remarked my rig was in 'pretty good nick' (I had to look “nick” up to find out it mean good condition) and if I paid five hundred for it, I got the buy of the year, but for two hundred I got my Christmas present early.  I only dealt with Will, or Mr. Adams, T.J.'s dad.  Graham was always busy working.  I’d always wave and say ‘hi’ and he’d wave back and smile.

I headed towards Charlie's garage around six.  I called mom the night before to see if she'd drive me back to the farm after I dropped off the tractor.  Like all farmers I had chores to do in the morning that couldn't be put off.  I had to milk, feed the chickens, and the usual.  Mom invited me to a late supper around seven o'clock, and said she would drive me home afterward.

‘So what you gonna do about this mess, Billy Boy.’  I thought as I pulled down the long drive.  ‘You haven't found a mate.  You can't leave the farm. You don't want to marry any old girl and pretend all your life.  What are you gonna’ do?’

I've had this conversation with myself  three times a day for the last two years.  You get a lot of time to think while farming, especially farming on your own.  I've always wanted to find a guy who I could feel good about, who felt good about me, who would hold me and let me hold him, just the two of us on our own farm side by side, but there wasn't anyone around here, in Gove, Totteville or Grainfield that gave me the flutter of that special feeling in my chest.

I'd had it once.  Well,— the beginnings of it anyway, when I went to the Agricultural School extension in Salina the year after I graduated high school.  There was a guy in my class from up North somewhere.  I learned that from one of my classmates.  His name was Hank, and he graduated high school two years before me.  He hung out with a group of people who were older than I, and because I was commuting from home every day I didn't get much chance to run across him outside of class.  We had one class together, Farm Finance, I think it was, which we shared on Tuesdays and Thursdays.  I was always early for class to be sure I got a seat on the right side of the room across from where he always sat with two of his friends.  I could look at his profile, his big ears, his lanky frame, watch his legs as he sometimes crossed them straining against his jeans or chinos.  A couple of times he came to class in shorts, and I couldn't believe how good his legs looked.  They were covered with fine dark hair, his muscles were taut, and he had lightly tanned skin.

His face was like a more masculine version of Tony Curtis longer and more angled.  He was about the same height as me.  I figured he was somewhere between six three and six four.  He had dark, flashing eyes, especially when he laughed.  He laughed a lot and seemed to have a good personality all his buddies liked.  I wanted so badly to meet him, but I was too shy to walk up to him and say ‘howdy.’  I watched from across the room, and got more and more flutter in my chest every time he looked over at me.  He was so fine.

About four months after I first saw him I was getting so frustrated I couldn't stand it.  I whacked off every night thinking about him, his white teeth, his crewcut beauty, his incredibly fine butt, the long cleft between his shoulders and his belt, how fine it would be to plow his field, maybe let him plow mine, and maybe even kiss and hold each other.  I even thought fleetingly of putting him in my mouth and tasting his seed like the guy in the stall at the rest stop did to me.  The best was the fantasy of having my dick deep in his mouth with his eyes looking up at me, taking me as I shoot.  I had to reach down and adjust myself as I jounced along Gove past the old house where I was born.  I was screwing up my courage to walk over to him right after class one Thursday the next to the last week of the semester when somebody said softly in my ear,

"I wouldn't hit on him if I were you."

I spun around in my seat feeling the blood rush to my face.  There was a  chill running down my back.

"He hates us."  said the guy behind me real soft.  He was the sort of swishy guy I couldn't abide.  He always wore shirts more like they were blouses.  He had dyed hair, wore his pants too tight, had bad acne scars, glasses and his voice was pitched too high.  Even worse he had an earring in one ear.  He was always with two or three girls, and walked more like them than a guy.

"What are you talking about?"  I said, a little mad he would even talk to me.

"I've been watching."  said the little one, not looking at me, talking into his notebook.  "I've seen you watching him and it’s pretty obvious you want him."

"Fuck off."  I said lamely.

"Hank beat up a guy a couple of months ago that hit on him."  said the little queen,  "He put him in the clinic for stitches.  Not right off, though,— he waited until after the guy gave him head."

"Don't mean shit to me."  I fired back,  "I ain’t like that."

"Okay,— sorry.  I can see I was wrong.  I just didn't want to see you get all bloodied for nothing."  he said.  I saw the way Hank looked at us, like he knew we were talking about him.  Somehow, I knew the little queen was right. There was evil in his glare I hadn't seen before.  It was a look of hate that doused my little flame with the coldest of water.  I never saw hatred in a man’s look like that, so strong you could see its reflection in a mirror.  I found out the little queen’s name was Edward.  After class we went and got a cup of coffee at the Student Union before I drove back home.  We only talked about class.  I shut Edward off when he started talking about Hank getting a blow job from a friend of his.  I guess I managed to convince Edward I wasn't queer, explaining I thought Hank might be one of my second cousins on my dad’s side of the family; however, once I heard what Edward had to say about him I knew he was no one I wanted for a relation.

Edward and I never became friends.  I think he would have liked to, but he wasn't someone I'd want for a friend.  His effeminate ways embarrassed me too much and made me squirm when people saw me talking to him at the Student Union that afternoon.  Hank was there, too, and I got treated to the laser hate when I looked over at him.  Funny how someone so handsome can suddenly look so ugly.  Hate can do that to a man.

I arrived a little late and sat at the back of the class the next two weeks away from both Hank and Edward.  I made it a point not to pay attention to either of them, during or after class.  I sat in the seat closest to the proctor during the final exams to avoid them.  We got our diplomas in a pretty hokey ceremony in the main auditorium a week after final exams.  I ran out of luck. Hank's last name was Tarwell or Tatworth,— I can't remember,— so he sat right next to me during the most boring speeches ever given by a school administrator.  Hank kept pressing his leg against mine, and I had to move away to keep from getting hard.  My brain didn't want to do anything with him, but my dick didn't know that.  It had a brain of it’s own.  When we got up to file in front of the assembly to get our certificates, he pressed up against me as we waited to climb the stairs.  I felt him growing hard against my butt.  I couldn't help the thrill that went through me.  However, I also felt anger that he would be so presumptuous to assume I would respond to him.

"So you gonna give me a treat for graduation?"  he mumbled as we waited for the line to move which was, for some reason, stalled at the top of the steps. "I could really use a good slow suck’n,— even better, a piece of your fine ass."

I turned around quickly and snarled something about not being interested in hanging around with no queer, and said it loud enough that at least the guys in front of me and behind him must have heard.  He actually flushed, but I could see it wasn't from anger, but from embarrassment.

"Sorry,"  he said.  "I thought . . ."

"Yeah,— well, you thought wrong, asshole!"  I finished for him, and turned around and jumped up the steps to get my little folder with the Certificate. That was the last words I spoke to him, and the last time I looked at his face. God, he was handsome.  It almost broke my heart, but he could’ve tried to get to know me before pulling something like that.  I was hurt and angry, so I didn't go back to my seat.  I walked out the side door, got in my pickup, and drove home.  Mom wasn't at my commencement.  She had to keep the kitchen going, so there was no reason for me to stay for the rest of the ceremony.

I still think about his face sometimes when I jack off.  I still wonder what it might have been like if he was one of the good guys who found me as interesting as I found him.  I never felt that way about T. J.  I never felt I wanted to kiss him or hold him much less set up house with him or anything. We were just using each other to get off.  I wouldn't let him corn-hole me, but he never seemed to mind.  I'd stroke him off sometimes when I was plowing him, but he more often than not wanted to do it himself.  That way he could get his timing just right.  We never kissed, made love, or sucked each other.  You can fuck your buddy, just don't suck him or kiss him,— that would be queer.

I came out of my reverie as I pulled past Cal's house into town, and got to Charlie's garage a little after six.  The lights were off.  I couldn't find anybody around, and kicked at my tires in frustration as I got back on my tractor.  I only had a block or two to go to mom's.  I was pissed I'd come all the way into town with an appointment to get the tractor serviced, and they'd closed early.  I said a couple of choice words about Charlie and company,— or at least about Ron and his four footed mother.

"What can I do?  They ain’t here."  I said under my breath as I rounded the corner to mom's place,  "Calm down and have a nice supper with mom, that’s what you can do."

I noticed Graham Baker's old Jeep at Pete's pump across from mom's place, and turned into the station.  Graham turned towards me and waved as I drove up, but I couldn't see much of him.  He was behind the old Texaco pump that still had the round globe with the star on it.  The star was a little worn away here and there.  I pulled in next to his Jeep, and jumped off the tractor leaving it running.

"Hey, Mr. Baker."  I said waving at him as I walked around his old Jeep towards him.

“Graham, Son, call me Graham.  We’re neighbors, after all.”  he smiled real big at me as he yelled to me over the noise of the tractor engine.  His face was under the shadow of his old Stetson hat, and I thought about his big ears and nose, his comfortable, ugly, old face, his bushy eyebrows and ear hair, and his head as clean as an egg on top.

"How you been, B.B.?"  he hollered.  "Hot 'un, ain't it?"  he said, pulling off his hat to wipe his forehead, and straightening up in the fading sun.  He looked like one of those posters of the lean, mean old time cowboys, blue denim shirt almost white from being washed so many times, lanky legs in darker denim, big metal belt buckle, and worn boots.  He was just a little taller than me.  ‘He must’ve been a hunk when he was younger.'  I remember thinking,  ‘Not handsome, but not ugly either.  He was definitely a hunk of a man.’  He still had a tight looking butt, his shoulders were broad, his chest looking solid, and his belly flat.  Funny,— I could’ve sworn he had a pot when I saw him last, maybe two weeks ago.  Could've sworn he had real bushy gray eyebrows, too, but they looked normal, dark with some gray.  I couldn't help myself looking at his crotch, seeing the bulge of his manhood a lot more prominent than most, wondering if it was still in working order.  Okay,— I know,— I’m sick.

He looked into my eyes, and I swear, I felt a flutter, a spark.  There was something about the way his eyes were so deep, the pure masculinity of him so blatant.  I almost stumbled as I went to shake his hand.  His grip was strong, his hand not all that much larger than mine, but still swallowing mine, in one of those shakes that tells you this is a man, one you can count on.  I almost jumped back when he let go my hand, not wanting to give the impression of weakness, or wanting to hold on a little longer.

"How come you shut up shop early?  Got trouble with the Jeep?"  I asked lamely.

"Don't know, Son, don't work for Ron no more.  Got myself fired yesterday."  he boomed,  "Went chasing after a weather balloon thinking it was a plane going down, and young Ronnie fired my ass."  he laughed as he said it like it was some big joke.  He smiled at me and I almost laughed.  I felt a mix of compassion, mirth and attraction, all at the same time.

‘God, what a hunk he must have been.’  I reflected again as he spoke, looking at his big hands, his narrow hips.  ‘He ain’t too damn bad looking to me now.  I gotta' do something about my need.’  I thought,  ‘Else I'm gonna start jumping the bones of old codgers like Graham, and get myself pounded into mush.’

"So who's gonna’ be our mechanic?"  I asked, now afraid to look at him, afraid he'd see the person behind my eyes and know I was a pervert.

"Well, Ron's bringing in his brother's boy to replace me."

"T. J.?"  I asked, a little stunned.  "T. J. can't change into a mechanic, he's gonna’ stick to farming.  I mean, him and Julie is gonna share-crop next year when he finishes the ag course."

"Not T.J.,— Cal."

"Calvin?"  I couldn't believe it.  "T. J.'s brother, Cal?"  Cal couldn't be a mechanic no more than he could become a nuclear physicist.  I mean, he's not a bad guy, but he’s dumb as a box of rocks.  Him and Sara are getting married in June.  Mom said there was a rumor she was pregnant, but we weren't to say anything about it.  That meant everybody in town knew, but we were going to keep it under wraps to avoid hurting anybody.  I never did understand small town logic.

"Well, Cal's gettin' married, and they don't have no more work at the mine for him."  Graham said softly.  "Man's gotta provide for his family somehow."

"You don’t seem very upset.  If’n it was me and I’d worked there s’many years as you have, I’d be plenty pissed?"

"No purpose."  Graham said.

I looked back up into his eyes feeling, somehow, drawn to them.  Lord help me if they didn't seem deep as a clear winter’s night sky in January.

"I'm setting up, my own business, my own shop, at the hangar soon's as I can get the equipment ready.  The power should be turned on in the morning." Graham said, not breaking away from my eyes.

"Think you could check out my old Deere for me, Graham?"  I said without thinking.  "I gotta bad vibration at twenty-two thousand r.p.m."

"Sure."  he said.  "We can take her up to the hangar, then I'll drop you to home.  Ain't got nothing to work on with my hands just now, so it'll be a pleasure.  Ought a’ have her ready tomorrow, less’n I gotta dig into her."

"I'm supposed to supper with mom tonight." I said looking away, "Could you drop me by her house instead?"

"No problem."  Graham said as he put the nozzle back on the side of the pump and wrote on a little post-it notepad how much gas he took.  He put the sheet into the box for Pete to figure the price.  The pump don't go over ninety-nine cents a gallon, so Pete has to use a calculator every time he sells from the pump.  He leaves the pump on all the time, even though he's not there.  Nobody from around here is going to steal from Pete.  One time we had a tourist come through who didn't know the system, he found the slip and wrote down how much he took, paid with a couple of twenties and put it all into the box.  The total he owed wasn't but twenty some dollars.

Pete drives the Bureau of Weights and Measures inspectors crazy, because they expect anybody using a pump to have one of those high-tech machines that takes credit cards and cash.  They expect it to spit out a receipt, measure everything in thousandths of a gallon, and whether the missing attendant washed the windshield.  Pete just tells them the gas ain't for sale, it's for his own use, and sometimes he loans some to friends as a courtesy, like everyone does out here.  The BWM people shake their heads at our ignorance and mulishness, then go away which is just we want them to do.  I never met a bureaucrat that didn't act like the wrong end of a mule.  Mostly, Pete sells and delivers directly to the farms running a full double tanker a week from the depot outside Kansas City.  He splits off the trailer and making deliveries.  I buy two hundred gallons at a time every two weeks which is just enough to keep my five hundred gallon tank from going too much below half full.  Pete charges only wear and tear on his tanker, so he can replace it every five or six years.  He adds three or four pennies a gallon to live on.  He only has one parcel, and five kids.  That suits us all down to the ground.

I followed Graham’s old Jeep out to the hangar as the sun continued its slide towards the horizon.  Graham unlocked the gate, and we drove a half mile to the hangar itself.  I never realized it was so big.  Graham opened a big sliding door on the side, and motioned me in.  I expected to go right into the hangar, but there was a concrete block wall maybe thirty feet from the side that went up about twenty feet.  There was a suspended ceiling between it and the outside wall of the hangar, so you couldn't see inside. Graham pointed to a place near a bench a few dozen feet into the darkened maintenance area to park my tractor.  I turned the engine off, got down, and took the key off my ring to leave in the lock.

"Can I see the inside?"  I asked after I walked over to where Graham was standing watching me.

"Sure, B.B."  he said, and walked over towards the door in the wall.  I followed a few paces behind.  I couldn't stop looking at his butt.  It looked every bit as fine as T.J.'s butt, maybe even a little better.  I wondered what it would be like to corn-hole an old guy.  ‘Probably loose as a goose.’  I thought. ‘Old men fart like hogs because they aren't tight any more.  Probably be better than a hog or a cow.’  T.J. said he tried a heifer once, but she kicked him pretty good.  He claimed he did a goat one time which I find down right disgusting, but I think he was pulling my leg.  I don't think I’d be interested in sex with livestock, thank you very much.

Graham’s butt was a perfect shape.  It looked just ripe for picking.  I imagined pulling his jeans down and spreading them on the ground, jumping his bones before he knew I was in him.  I couldn't believe I was thinking about having sex with a guy that was older than my granddad would have been if he hadn't bought it in a silo explosion when I was a kid.  I was trying to shut my libido down by thinking about things like that.

Graham opened the door and we walked into a dreamland.  The sun was streaming through the spaces between an open part of the ceiling and a higher horizontal cap, high overhead.  The light bounced all over the place, in rays that gradually diminished into the darkness.  There was one piece of metal or glass which broke the ray into a rainbow of colors and turned the air into a Joseph's coat of many colors at the East end of the enormous cavern.

"Must be as big as a football stadium inside."  I said stupidly, in a hushed voice.  It must be like being in a great European cathedral like I saw on Discovery or the History Channel once.  We were standing side-by-side looking up at the display.

"Bigger,"  Graham said,  "More'n twice as big.  It’s gonna’ do just fine."  he added enigmatically.  No way a farm garage could ever use that much space.  I reckon it was big enough to house the whole state farm equipment exposition held in Kansas City.  I turned to look to the West where the sun was poking under the roof line, and somehow my arm brushed against Graham's bare forearm.  It sent shivers right through my elbow and upper arm, up to my neck, and raised the hairs on the back of my neck.  I jumped like I was shot while stepping back from him.

"You feel that?"  he asked, his head still tilted up to the rainbow, but his eyes looking directly into mine.

"Yeah,"  I said, not thinking, just numbly answering.  Something was going on between us I didn't understand,— not at all.

"I figure there must be a build up of static electricity in here."  he said,  "It’s what keeps the dust suspended in the air."  I clambered on board the lifeboat he launched.

"Yeah, made the hair on the back of my neck stand up."  I breathed out. "Wouldn't wanna’ stand here too long before touching somebody.  Bet it would be quite a shock."

"Depends on who you're with, I guess."  he said, breaking his gaze and turning back towards the door.  "Let's get you to supper."

I was disappointed he didn't want to stand with me for a little while longer, maybe.  Oh, hell, I don't know.  I was all muddled up.  I was so screwed up I didn’t know what the hell I wanted.  I half ran a few steps to catch up with him, the noise my boots made reflected from every wall and corner of the huge hanger.  Graham smiled at me and winked.  His smile lit up his rugged face and his teeth gleamed in the sun.  I didn't know he wore false teeth.

"How long you lived here, Graham?"  I asked, more to fill the gap than anything else.

"Be sixty-five years come September."  he said.  "Born in the house I live in."

"You here when the hangar got put up?"

"Yep.  Old Boyce thought he was gonna’ have him a right big airport back then.  That was afore the Interstates got built, before jets could fly across the whole country plus an ocean without landing.  He was right when he figured people would start using planes a lot to get from here to there, he just didn't figure on them getting so big, so fast, so soon."

"I thought it was just for his crop dust business."  I said.  That was the story I'd heard since I was a kid.

"Well, that's what he told folks, but deep down, he wanted to be one of the relay airports from Chicago to Los Angeles.  You wouldn’t remember, but back before the War,— World War II,— planes had to stop three or four times to get from L.A. to Chicago.  I guess he didn't pay no attention to the DC-4 when it came along.  It could fly to Dallas or Denver from L.A.,  then up to Chicago with only one stop."

"Was that an early jet?"  I asked.  I'd never heard of a DC-4.  I knew what a DC-3 was, a little old propeller plane, and a DC-8 was a big, long four engine jet that went out of service in the nineties.

"Nope, it was one of the last prop planes.  Got replaced real quick by the DC-6, the DC-7, and then the 707."

"It must have been exciting to live though that."  I said.

"No different than now."  Graham said, as we went through the sliding door back into the shop.  My tractor looked lost inside.  "We use bigger and better machines, but the goal is the same,— coax out of Mother Earth the crops that sustain us all,— insects, beast and man.  Nothing more fulfilling than that."

"I thought you were only a mechanic."  I said with a foot down my throat. "I mean,"  I said trying to recover,  "I thought you worked only as a mechanic, not as a farmer, too."

"Only did mechanical work in the off season at first."  Graham said as we closed up the garage and climbed into his Jeep.  It was pretty Spartan.  The seats are only an inch thick, I swear.

"Mary and I farmed the piece what raised my whole family since the eighteen hundreds, and then the second piece north of your dad's as well, up 'til she took sick in the late seventies, early eighties.  Our main work was to keep her healthy as long as possible, so I cropped the farm out to Gil Carver after your mom sold out to Ralph."

"Gil's been farming your place for twenty some years?"  I asked, stunned.  I thought Gil was only in his thirties.

"His dad,"  Graham hollered over the noise of the engine as we sped towards the gate,  "I didn't want to sell nothing but the piece on Post Road, so he eventually bought a two-parcel farm over to Gove.  Our Gil's been on his own here twelve years, and now he's lookin' to buy a two-parcel place on his own, too.  I suppose I ought a’ be thinking on selling both of mine to him, seeing as how I ain't got no kids to 'queath ‘em to, but I'd rather 'queath it to someone than sell it."

"Serious?"  I wondered if I'd ever be able to raise the money to buy a farm of my own.  What I really wanted was to buy back my dad's farm.  I kind of felt like it was my heritage, but that's only a dream, I guess.

"Never say a word unless I am."  Graham said, climbing back into the Jeep after locking the main gate,  "The Gove Road farm's my family blood,"  he said, looking at me, not yet taking the road to town,  "I'd much rather give it to a man what loves the earth than one what has the money to buy it without the love of it."

"Can you stay to supper?"  I asked without thinking.  I didn't want to stop our talking.

"Yore’ mom okay with that?"  he asked politely.  He knows full well Charlene, my mom, keeps a farm kitchen.  She always makes enough for at least a couple more mouths.

"Sure!"  I answered to his patent 'yes' to my invitation.

We got to mom's house, and she gave Graham a big hug and a peck on his cheek when he walked in, complaining it had been months since he'd sat at her supper table (I figure more like years.  I don't remember him ever at supper since I went to high school.)  and wasn't it just a coincidence she'd cooked a butt, pork roast.  There were extra greens,— and come on in,— she was just putting the potatoes on to boil.

I poured us all a big glass of ice tea, and we stayed in the kitchen talking for a while until mom shooed us out so she could concentrate on what she was doing.  Graham and I sat on the porch and sipped the tea talking mostly about the tractor, what he thought was probably wrong with it, and why it would only take a couple of hours to fix.  He really knows his engines.  His hands are huge, even bigger than mine.  I always thought old people's hands got wrinkled and gnarly with blue veins, but his were normal looking.  His hands looked like the hands of a young farmer, tanned with big veins under the skin, only slightly blue.  There weren't any liver spots, and there was none of the swollen joints a lot of older farmers get.  He uses his hands a lot to talk, his long fingers dotting the "i's" and underlining the important points, expanding his vocabulary.
 
Mom called us in just as our tea was about out.  We started talking about politics a little.  He's a Democrat, but he says he always votes Republican, because there's no Democrats any more who know what it's like to work for a living.  He says the last Democrat he voted for was Truman.  He was tempted to vote for Johnson, but he didn't like the stories about what went on down in Texas, where Johnson was always a politician, and his wife got rich off a radio station that nobody listened to.  He had some tart things to say about Clinton and Gore, about how he didn't believe a President of the USA could lie like that.

"And Gore!"  he slapped his leg.  "Never got close to being a 'working man' in his life.  Vietnam photographer my ass.  Ever seen one of his photographs?  That asshole never saw no action, never took nothing but photos of hospitals and award ceremonies, the pussy!"

Politics and religion aren't allowed at mom's supper table, but we found plenty to keep our gums flapping.  We talked non-stop about weather, crops, the new genetic corn they were trying to push (it was only good for silage, not for eating), the price of gas, and the new garage Graham was setting up.  We got on to birds, flyways, the passenger pigeon, endangered species, you name it.  I couldn't keep my eyes off of him.

He spoke rough, but his heart was in everything he said.  He had a good heart, you could tell.  His head was as bald as anybody’s I ever saw, but it suited him.  His face and scalp were a little red, like from a new sunburn.  His jaw was strong and his cheekbones were high.  Graham had the kind of face portrait painters love, because it's both attractive and lived in, full of stories and experiences.  His adam's apple is prominent, and his beard grows right down to just above it, then stops dead.  There was no hair peeking over the neck if his T-shirt which surprised me a little seeing as how he has such a heavy beard.  You could tell his beard is reddish brown still, not gray like his hair.  It makes interesting shadows in the hollows of his cheeks in the evening.  His ears are big, but not flapping in the wind.  They’re tight to his head, really nice looking, and not full of veins and stuff.  And, the most amazing thing is he has no ear hair.  I thought he had tufts of ear hair, but I must have been wrong.

Mom kept bragging how I'd made money on my first share-crop last year, and I'd got all my planting done on schedule this Spring.  She heaped more praise on me than I felt comfortable with, so I asked her to tone down a little when we took the plates into the kitchen.  I didn't want Graham to think I was a swell head.  She looked at me a little funny, then said okay.  Mom's apple strudel and home-made vanilla ice with a slice of Gove Cheddar got raves like always.  We offered to help mom put away the dishes, but she shooed us out, saying we had too much to do in the morning.  I think she was expecting Andy later.  She had a glow about her.

Graham figured as how it made more sense for him to ferry me back to my place, so I got my ususal care package from mom,— a warm-up dinner for the next day, some pie and stuff,— then we piled into the Jeep.  It was a little chilly heading home, the skies were clear, the stars out because the moon hadn’t risen.  I was glad for the heater that blasted on my feet, as we drove down Gove to my place.  We passed his farm, with the big old farmhouse set back from the road on the knoll, the gables and turrets as signposts.  It had lights on in the front rooms.  It looked warm and lived in.

"Your lights are on,"  I said, partly to break the silence that fell between us.

"Got 'em on timers."  he said.  "I like coming home to a house what's not so empty looking."

"Your granddad built it?"

"One part of it.  The main part was built by my great granddad, after the bad times was over, before the Depression started."

"Do you remember the Depression?"  I asked.

"Wasn't born until it was almost over,"  he twinkled at me.  "Ain't as old as what I look."

"I don't think you look old,"  I said, again without thinking.  "I think you look,— experienced."

"You got a way with words, don't ‘cha?"

"I guess,"  I said,  "I liked school a lot, but not History, Art, Chemistry or German."

"But you liked English, Math, Biology and Physics; oh, and sports."  I looked at him with wonder how he knew that.

"You been talking to mom?"

"I knew your dad.  He was the same way.  I watched you grow up, don't forget."

"What kind of a man was he, my dad, I mean...?"

"Kind, caring, loving, and strong.  All the good things you heard about him was mostly true. "

"Do you think he killed himself?"

Graham looked at me like he'd been shot.  

"Where'd you hear an awful thing like that?"

I thought back to the times when I was a kid, and the rumors got to me that my dad had done himself in.  I think it was Chuck Dreeson, who was a senior when I was still in seventh grade.  He told me I was an orphan because my dad killed himself to get out of debt after I was born.  I tried to beat him up, or at least I got in a couple of good punches before he got hold of what was happening, and pounded me into the ground with two lucky punches.  Chuck's twenty-seven now, still single, lives in downtown Chicago.  He manages a Mc Donalds, a Burger King or something.

"You know how talk gets around."  I said, my voice was kind of small.  I should have kept my mouth shut.

"Yore’ dad loved you too much to not want to stick around and watch you grow up into the fine young man you've become, B.B."

"I, . . . thanks."  I said.  I felt like I was going to get a little teary eyed, but I didn't want Graham to think I was weak.

"You're just as bright as he was, maybe a little more handsome because of your mother, and as nice a man as he could've hoped for.  Take it from me, he'd a’ been mighty proud of ya,’ Son."

I didn't say anything back, hoping the dark would cover my softness, my weak side.  I was on the verge of a blubber.  It didn’t help none when he called me ‘Son.’  Made me feel pretty damn good inside, though.

Graham turned into my drive, up the trail to the old house, not as big as Graham's place, but just as ornate.  It didn't look at all inviting standing amid the big oak trees, almost cowering beneath them, gaunt, cold and dark.  The drive is pretty well rutted, so we were bouncing around in the seats like Ping-Pong balls, and I slipped out of the soppy thoughts.

"You doin' all right on your own in here?"  he asked as we slowed to a stop.

"Pretty much,"  I said, not yet ready to get out of the Jeep.  My butt felt a little worse for wear from the ruts in the road, but that wasn't the reason. "Truth is, sometimes I get kinda lonely in the old house.  There's days go by when I don't see another soul, only maybe a distant pickup or tractor in the field, so far away you couldn't make out a wave unless it was done with the whole body."

"I get a little lonely even after all these years in my house, without my parents, without Mary.  You ever get that way, you come over for a nip or two and a jaw or three."  Graham said, sticking his paw out for a shake,  "I keep a bottle of decent bourbon on hand all the time for visitors."

I went to shake his hand, and I felt a small repeat of what happened in the hangar, a shiver up my arm, the back of my neck all of a sudden in a shudder. I looked in his face, and I knew he felt something, too.  His eyes were a little widened, in almost a deer-like surprise.  His lower lip was a little slack.

"Night, Graham, and thanks."  I said as I got down from the Jeep.  I stood there for a minute, looking at him in the moonlight, his Stetson shadowing his eyes, but I could still feel them washing over me.  He looked younger in the moonlight, maybe forty-five instead of sixty or sixty-five.  He nodded at me and turned the Jeep around, carefully avoiding the roses, giving me a salute as he passed me again, tall and upright in his seat.

‘A real man.’  I thought.  ‘Strong and good to the core.  Made a good man for his Mary.’

Everybody seemed to find a mate eventually, although it was always man/woman as far as I could tell.  Why couldn't I find a guy like me, someone who loved the land and nature, who wanted to build a life with someone like me, make love together, to each other, grow together, grow old together?

"Where's mine?"  I muttered to myself, sinking into that damned well full of dark thoughts and deep despair.

The Jeep zipped down the drive, the single red tail lamp obscured by the dust.  It disappeared suddenly at the bend in the drive, hidden behind the hedge.  I heard its whine as it went back along Gove Road towards town, eventually getting lost in the sound of a big jet flying overhead.  I turned to go into the house, feeling somehow abandoned, and incredibly lonesome.  I remembered I had to wash some jeans before I went to bed.  I went back to the room behind the kitchen.  It kept whispering through my head as I separated the clothes, threw the dark stuff in and started the machine.

"Where's mine?"

I wanted to start fertilizing the alfalfa in the morning, using the little Cat instead of the big Deere.  I had to start early, as it would take a couple of hours longer with the Cat, probably until dark, so I turned in right away.  Even after I turned out the light and crawled under the sheet and blankets, the counterpoint of my question continued to bounce around in my head.  I felt so alone I couldn't resist a tear or two in self pity, the words echoing again and again as I prayed for the slow, sure oblivion of sleep.

"Where's mine?"


© 2004 Jonas Kichda