The Mechanic
By Jonas Kichda

Chapter 3


The Hanger
        

I usually don't remember my dreams; however, I remember the one I had that night like it was only a few minutes ago.  It was more real than the dreams of any night before.  I was up in the air, on a platform of some kind, maybe two or three hundred feet high, looking down on Katy at night.  The full moon was giving the landscape a cool blue light.  Everything was absolutely crystal clear.  My vision was as sharp as it was when I was twenty. I saw bats wheeling in the air over the lights, feasting on insects drawn into the presumed safety of darkness.  Owls soaring, plunged silently, their claws finding voles and mice by the score to carry off to their nest of young.

My house was dark, as was Jerry and Elva's and most of the others.  I saw the crisp details of Andy's cruiser parked behind Charlene's, the number "565" in black letters on the white roof.  A cone of light opened from Charlene's house, I saw Andy leave, get in his cruiser and slowly head out to Gove.  A bell tolled twelve midnight, except we don't have a bell like that in our church belfry.  This was a deep, ‘Big Ben’ kind of bell that reverberated to the bottom of my soul.  I looked north and saw the occasional fire-fly glow from a car or truck on the Interstate in the distance.  I saw the shadowy sky-glow of Salina barely discernable to the East-northeast.  A plane sailed far above and way North, probably a transcontinental flight from Chicago or St. Louis.

Turning clockwise I looked for the pale glow of Wichita on the horizon, two hundred miles to the Southeast.  It was too far away, although I could distinguish the horizon and a less-dark patch above it.  I could see nothing at all to the South or Southwest, just a couple of lights in farmhouses, where someone probably nodded off without turning them off.  I couldn't make out the horizon.  To the West, I could make out a couple of lights where Gove awaited Andy who was halfway there, his headlights now casting only a small cone of light.  Completing the turn, I looked down again and barely made out the dark depression that was the place where Groth's plane rested for a while.  I looked three or four miles to the Southeast where the hangar, ‘Harry's Folly,’ it was called for years, stood mute testament to his stubborn pride.  It was a good three times as long and twice as wide as the depression Groth’s plane left in the orchard.

As I watched over the countryside I could see nothing moving except Andy’s cruiser.  I dreamed I saw a pale shimmer in the moonlight, a spot of not-quite-the-right stillness just above the Southwest horizon moving to the East.  Now it was due south of me, then Northeast, around town, maybe ten miles out, coming towards me from the East, plunging lower, so it was below the horizon, just a ripple in the water of the landscape, barely noticeable.  It slowed as it approached staying beneath me then stopped in front of the hangar like it was waiting for the doors to open and let it in.  It was like looking at an amoeba under a microscope when I was in high school.  All you could see was an almost transparent outline of the body as it seemed to shimmer like it was trying to form itself from waves of energy of some kind.

‘That's why nobody never sees 'em.’  I thought idly,  ‘Must drive them Iraqi sheiks crazy.’

"We want to help you."  said Groth's voice in my right ear.  I jerked my head around to see him, but he was too close.  I ended up with my face right in his, and when I opened my mouth a little to say something, he was kissing me.  It was so sudden, so unexpected, I folded into his arms, his strong arms, and it felt so natural for me to hug him to me, kissing him back, crushing him against my chest, feeling myself getting aroused, feeling him getting aroused, my heart beating like the wings of a hummingbird, knowing he wanted me, and how surely I wanted him.  We fell together to the horizontal, landing on a soft cloud just as,—

Chester!  Oh, Lord, Chester crowed, and I opened my eyes.  Why did that stupid bird have to crow right then?  He’s really pushing his luck.  If he ever interrupts another dream like that, I’m taking my axe and permanently adjusting his snooze button.  I looked at the clock and the glowing hands showed four thirty-eight.  I had my arms around a mass of pillow and quilt, and my,— my penis was hard as a rock.  It was throbbing so hard it hurt.  My left hand went to verify that my erection was real.  God help me, it was real and stout as an young ox.  I closed my eyes again as I moved my hand back and forth under the covers.  My foreskin was slippery with my own secretions from the sensations of shivers in my thighs so long missed and now so unbearably sweet.  My orgasm built rapidly, almost without bidding, then something burst inside me, sending waves of pleasure through my body not felt in years, shooting out the head of my penis onto the sheets.  I didn't give a damn if I soiled my sheets, I'd have to wash them eventually anyway.  It felt too damn good to worry about.  All the time I thought of Groth,— not of Mary nor any other woman.  I thought of Groth, kissing him and him kissing me back.

I drifted back into a half sleep, petite mort, not bothering to wipe up, to clean myself, amazed I came so quickly and so powerfully.  I avoided thinking about this sudden switch in my sexual fantasies, from nothing at all to another male, all in one day.  I wasn't prepared to face the truth that lay underneath my thoughts waiting to rear its head when it seemed too late to do much about it.  Chester again insisted he was not wrong.  The sun was about to come up, and for me to get my ass out of bed.  Once Chester starts there’s no going back to sleep.  I threw back the covers and the light chill of morning was just the stimulus to get me moving.  I looked down at Roger ruefully.  

That’s what I should call him, ‘Rueful Roger.’  I was expecting him to be all puckered up and exhausted after his outing.  He was still semi-erect.  Damn!  What’s happening to me.  Here I am well into my sixties still with a semi-hard thirty minutes after orgasm.  Something’s going on, that's for damn sure.  I wondered if it was something I ate?  Maybe, it’s those new mulivitamins I bought at Walmart I’m taking.  I put on my slippers and padded to the toilet, getting there just in time to let loose a geyser of pee.  I even got the finish-off shivers I used to get all the time when I was a kid.

‘Haven't had that feeling in years,’ I thought to myself as I flushed the old tank toilet and went to the bathroom across the hall as the water roared down the pipe to the bowl.  The big tank on the wall almost to the ceiling made an almost obscene sucking sound as it emptied out.

I felt my chin for whiskers, and was dismayed to find a thick crop on my cheeks and neck, feeling like a four-day growth.  I opened the medicine chest mirrored door over the sink, pulled out my razor and shave cream, toothpaste, plate adhesive, laid them on the shelf, closed the door, loaded up my toothbrush and started brushing the abominations.  I'd left them in the glass the night before but without the cleansing tablets.  I looked into the mirror for the first time, and stopped, frozen.

Something was not right.  My beard was dark, chestnut brown like my hair used to be before I went grey, and it was thick like it never was before.  It covered my face almost to the cheekbone.  It grew on my neck almost to my adam's apple.  I never had a beard that heavy before.  I don't think I ever had dark hair on my cheeks.  It was always light brown except for my darker  sideburns, around my chin and top lip.  My nose looked different, too.  I can't tell you how but I knew it was different.

“What in the hell’s going on?" I said aloud, almost startling myself with my own volume, reverberating in the tiled room.  "What’s GOING ON?"

I installed my teeth with the usual amount of adhesive but they hurt badly. ‘Shoot,’  I thought to myself,  ‘now I’ve got gingivitis.  My whole damned body's gone haywire.’  I spit out the plates and saw a little blood.  ‘It’s gingivitis, all right.’  I thought.  All us old guys are susceptible to it.  I have to go into Salina to Abe Friedman, my dentist, sometime soon.  I put extra adhesive on my plates figuring that would help a little.

I looked at my hands as I rinsed my toothbrush in the sink, and even they looked a little odd.  The veins still stood out like always, but they weren't as dark blue or wrinkled.

“Get a grip,"  I told myself out loud.

I slowly shaved because the hairs resisted the attack of my razor.  I had to change the blade in the razor for the first time in weeks.  Under my beard something definitely was going on.  My skin was flushed a little, almost puffy, and maybe even a little smoother.  I couldn't figure it out.  My beard was never that thick, not even when I was in my twenties.

I couldn't take my eyes off the top of my head.  Could hair be growing back in there, too?  What was that stuff?  Regain?  Rogain?  I never took any pills.  I wondered if someone snuck something  into my food as a bad joke?  I couldn't imagine Charlene doing anything like that, or Ralph either.  My scalp was red as a cooked crawdad.  Must have gotten a really bad sunburn because it itched like crazy.

My armpits were rank.  I stripped to jump into the shower while waiting for the hot water to make its way down the pipe to the shower head.  I looked down at myself and got a little dizzy.  My front was different.  My belly was sunk, so I could see all the way down my front.  My hipbones were back where they were before I was much younger, before when I was married.  

It didn't look like my body.  When I got under the shower I got another shock.  The hair on my chest and abdomen washed off.  It just fell off with the hot water.  It fell off and swirled around the drain clogging it up.  I stood under the water watching the hair clog the drain, watching the water back up, rise to cover my toes, grey hair now floating on the surface of the water, and if that wasn’t enough, my feet looked considerably different.  The angles of the toes were gone.  The nails were blackened at the base like the time I stubbed my toe real bad and the nail fell off a few weeks later.

My knees weren’t so knobby and my shins had no more soft puffiness like they had for the last few years.  My thighs didn't look as skinny as they’d been.  There was far more muscle development showing.  Dear Lord, the wrinkles were gone from my skin.  It was stretched and taut.

"Oh, dear God, what’s going on?  What's happening to me?"  The water was three inches deep, the surface covered with a fine mat of my gray hair like little worms.  I got out of the tub and turned off the water shaking like a leaf.  I hesitated before plunging my hand into the water to clear the drain.  I had to clear it three times, throwing handfuls of matted hair into the plastic trash basket each time.

"Whoever’s put some’um in my food's gonna pay dearly!"  I swore to myself.  "This joke's gone too damn far!"

I grabbed a towel and dried myself.  There was little hair left on my chest to speak of, and absolutely none left on my belly.  At least my pubic hair was still there; however, even some of that seemed to be gone.  My legs seemed to have lost all of the hair above the knee, and most of what was below the knee. I looked in the mirror, and the hair on my head seemed okay.  Maybe it was a little thinner, but that looked normal.  Who ever heard of a drug that acted both as a depilatory and a hair restorative?

"There you go with big words again, Graham."  I mocked myself.  I noticed I was shaking.

After I cleaned out the drain for the fourth time and wiped the tub like always,  there was more hair in the waste basket than I thought I ever had.  I got on the scale, figuring I must’ve lost a few pounds or something.  I was surprised to see I'd actually gained five pounds.  That, at least, was a relief because you don't gain weight when you have Cancer.

My gums still hurt so I took an aspirin even though it was morning and I had work to do.  I padded into the bedroom and got dressed, throwing on my jeans and a clean shirt over my plaid boxers and white tee-shirt.  I pulled on my old work boots over white socks to complete my dress of the day.  I didn't even wheeze when I leaned over to pull on my boots.  My jeans were definitely loose around the waist, but not so loose around my hips.

"Once a fat ass, always a fat ass.”  I said aloud, trying to take up some tension.  My shirt felt a little tight across the shoulders and chest.  I had to take up another notch in my belt.  The buckle tongue went into a hole I'd never used before.  How was this possible?  I’d gained five pounds but my waist was considerably smaller.

I took the pickup into town instead of Jeep after I fed the flock and gathered the eggs.  I figured on doing a little looking over the hangar and  workshop that was to house my new business venture.  This time I didn't forget my hat.  I didn't want anybody making any smart remarks about me losing more hair.  What the heck was I going to use for a explanation if somebody saw my naked chest?  What would Doc Andy say about all this. Oh, Lord, I just remembered, I’m due for my annual exam in a few weeks. Geez, why does life have to be so darned complicated?

I was running a little late, so I took Gove Road right into town, barely making it in time.  Dan poured me a mug of coffee just as I opened the door.  It was his subtle way of letting me know he knew I was a little late, but he didn’t want to draw anyone else’s  attention to it.  Dan's considerate that way.  We all said ‘howdy.’  I looked over to the first booth, but Andy Trothwell wasn't there.

‘Must have the swing shift tonight.’  I thought absently, nodding to Karl Carlsson and his son Phil.  They farmed double plots South and West of mine. They don't come into Katy too often for breakfast, because they live in Totteville.  I noticed all the booths were filled as well as the seats at the counter.  Charlene's was bustling with business which was nice to see.  I figure she's had enough troubles in her life, she deserves a good run of business.

Charlene had already given Pete his cake.  She didn't bat an eye, just asked if it was bacon or sausage.  I told her bacon since yesterday was a sausage day.  By the time I got my breakfast with bacon in the center and sausages on the side, Ralph and Gary arrived.  The diner was filled with familiar buzz about the town, weather and crops.  Talk was the Carsten boys down at the river were selling futures on their alfalfa this year for the first time, but not on corn or soy.  Pete was saying how he'd made a extra fifteen cents a bushel by selling early.

I ate my breakfast, but my gums hurt when I chewed on the sausage and the bacon.  Damned dental plates!  I pushed away the platter without eating all my food.  I ate maybe half, and sat with my coffee talking with Dan, Ralph and Gary about Sweeneys.  The whole of Sweeneys’ garage went up in flames right to the I-beams.  Some reckoned it was probably because they stored too much oil in drums.  The showroom was gutted.  The ceiling fell in on all the equipment when the wall to the garage burned through.  The hint of arson was behind everything Gary said.  He said he got his information from his wife's sister-in-law, whose brother was a volunteer fireman in Oakley and helped fight the fire.  That's where his wife Diane was all week.  Her brother and sister-in-law just had twins.

"Graham?"  came a voice over my right shoulder.  I looked around and it was Phil Carlsson.

"Ayuh?"  I acknowledged him.

"Finished eating?"  He asked kind of fidgety like.

"Ayuh,"  I said, looking into his grey eyes.  The mystery of why the Carlssons, Karl and his son Phil, were in Charlene's was solved.  They wanted to talk to me about something.  They were trying to buy a single or double plot for Phil's kid brother Charles, somewhere between Karl's spread and Katy.  Charles was share-cropping over in Gove, and the last I heard he wasn’t married.  Good women want a man who has more than a two-year share-crop contract.  I told them last year my second parcel was first optioned to Gil Carver so I knew that couldn’t be what they wanted to talk to me about.

"Could we,— maybe,— talk to you a few minutes?"  he asked.

"Sure, Phil.  Lemme’ get some more coffee.  Be right over."  I replied.

I snagged the pot from the hotplate in front of Gary, poured some more coffee in my mug, and walked over to the booth and sat down next to Phil.  I knew his dad, Karl, would be the one doing most of the talking.

"Mornin' Graham." Karl muttered, paying more attention to the biscuit he was buttering than to me. “Word has it you might open your own business over at Harry's hangar."

"Ayuh,"  I said,  “word gets ‘round pretty quick.”  I answered and chuckled.

"Think you could handle our group?"

"You mean, you’n  Phil?"

"Naw,— well, us an' the rest of our Torris Co-op."  The Torris Co-op is a group of fifty middle-size farmers who do a lot of common buying and selling.  I didn't know Karl and his son signed on to the Gove-based Co-op." We been using Sweeney.  Don't look like we can count on 'em no more."

"How many?"  I stalled for time by asking a question I already knew the answer to.  This could be good for me.  Maybe even too good.

“They's forty-eight of us, and we got,— lessee,—”  he fished a wad of paper out of his shirt pocket.  "We got us fifty-two Deeres, forty-three IHs, thirty-two Cats what could come to ya,' and about half that number a’ harvesters’n  bailers.  Fer those ya'd need to come to us to fix."

"I can handle that."  I said confidently.  "S’long as your schedules don't call for it all in the same cycle, and I can do a maintenance run what lets me do six or eight jobs a day when I'm on the road."

"How long afore ya' have yer shop up and running?"  asked Phil, as his dad gummed his biscuit.  He didn't have a tooth in his head but refused to wear plates.  I wondered if that was going to be my fate with my lips caved into a mass of creases.  Made me shudder just thinking about it.

"Only signed a lease with Gary yesterday."  I spoke to Karl, figuring he was the one who made the decisions.  "Gary's givin' me the keys this mornin.' I'll drive over to the hanger, get an idea a’ how much I need in tools and equipment, and what kinda buildin' I gotta do.  I figure I'd best have a couple a’ weeks afore I can take on more'n emergency work."

"Can you gimme’ a bid by tonight, then?"  asked Karl.  He spit a couple of crumbs halfway across the table when 'then' came out, and apologized as he wiped them off the plastic tablecloth with his napkin.

"Call me after eight this evening."  I told him.  He handed me a batch of damp paper.  Everyone but the top sheet was a computer listing from Sweeney's with every machine covered under their contract, including make,  model, year, and even the annual contract price.

"Don't need to call me."  I said to him after seeing the prices Sweeney's charged.  They used the recommended standard industry rates for everything. "My price will be eighty-five percent of what Sweeney charged for in-garage work, and ninety percent of what they charged for field and emergency maintenance.  Nights and Saturdays, the charge will be double, but not double-fifty.  I'll provide emergency service on Sundays and holidays, but only after church services for me or my mechanics, 'cept at harvest time. Charge double-fifty for day work, triple for night work.  Night means eight P.M. until six A.M. year round.  No work on Christmas, Thanksgiving or the Fourth, no matter what."

"Sounds fair to me."  allowed Karl.

"I might be able to shave some off in-house work in the off season, if it looks to be reasonable.  Won't know 'til I see how much business I bring in."

"Done.  Gimme’ yer hand on it."

We shook, and I had my first contract.  Our contract was more iron-clad than most.  We're pretty thick 'round here.  A man's handshake still counts for something, not like in places where lawyers are always hovering, looking for ways to make money out of somebody's honest mistakes and others’ greed.  I still can't believe some dumb old twit got thousands of dollars out of spilling hot coffee all over herself opening a fresh container in a moving car.  She didn’t order cold coffee?  Didn’t make a lot of sense to me.

Business done, we jawed for a minute or two on rain prospects for the week, the new state agriculture inspector's incompetence, and the primaries.  We broke so they could get to their fields, and I could get to the hangar.  I got a big smile and wink from Charlene as we got up to go.  I figure she was behind Karl knowing I'd signed a lease with Gary.  I winked back, and left on a cloud.  Karl's group would keep me in business.  I'd make enough on the contract to pay me and at least one mechanic if I could fine a good one.  All I needed was one jouneyman apprentice, maybe a trainee and a book keeping service.

Gary was standing next to his pickup, in front of mine, waiting on me.

"Graham, didn't want to talk business inside.  You need any help on settin' up shop?"  he asked as I crossed the street to him.

"Don't know just yet."  I grinned.  "Power an' Light's asking fer a licensed electrician's certificate all the wirin' is up to code.  Guess I need to call Matt over to Gove to come look at it.  The phone people got no record of the wiring.  Seems that's all the trouble I could find yesterday."

"No worry on the wiring,"  Gary said.  He looked a little strange, like he wasn't completely awake.  "Matt's dad did all the wiring, co-ax all through, even got two-twenty hooked up into all the maintenance bays, all over the hangar.  Hangar's still got the original military spec wiring fer lights and stuff, and we put in new breaker boxes."

"Still got the drawings?"

"Yeah, I'll get a copy to them today.  Gotta go to Gove this afternoon anyhow, I'll get a copy made at Sloan's."  Gary looked at me a little strange. "Yer friends asked me to watch over you, ya' know?  Make sure you didnt' get stepped on or nothing."

"Who's that?"  I asked.  For some reason I was almost dreading the answer.

"Only Charlene’n everybody what eats her biscuits; Andy Johnson, Andy Trothwell, Gil Carver, Diane,— even my own mother, fer criessakes.  Hal called, so did Bill Sweeney.  Oh, yeah, I even got a call from some guy in Kansas City, said he heard you was opening a new garage in my hangar, wanted to know if there was nought he could do to help you get started.  Said his company needed a good repair shop in these here parts, and you was the best mechanic they'd seen.  Told me he and his company was willin' to financially stand behind you and guarantee your first two years in business."

"Who, Deere?"  I asked.  I know this guy John something-or-other from Deere had recommended me to Sweeney.

"Don't rightly remember,"  Gary looked askance.  "Name just slipped my mind.  Guy's name was Soup, Goop, Broth, or Stew maybe.  Something like that."

Groth.  Groth had talked to Gary?  How did he find out?  How did he know?  My head was reeling about a little like the blood rushed from my head.  Why would he have further need of a good mechanic?  A few more questions flew through my mind I won’t write about here.

"Was his name, Groth, maybe?"  I managed to sputter out almost afraid to have my suspicions confirmed.

"Yeah,— that’s it!  That's the name he gimme.’  Had a deep voice. Sounded like a radio announcer;— almost no accent a’ tall, couldn't tell where he was from."  Gary said, looking down at his boots and the blacktop.  I only heard about half his answer.  Willing to stand behind me financially?  What company?  The government?  Black ops?  Groth was in Kansas City?  How could he be in Kansas City?  I thought he had to go to that place in New Mexico or Nevada where they keep all those Skunkwork planes.  I must’ve turned as white as a sheet.

"You okay, Graham?  You look flushed all of a sudden."  asked Gary, he put his hand on my arm in concern to steady me.  His voice clearly showed concern.

"Yeah."  I said.  "Why?"

"You turned kind a’ pale and were sort a’ weaving a little like you was gonna' pass out for a minute."  Gary said.  "Sure you're okay?"  he asked concerned.

"Yeah, of course, but thanks for your concern."  I said as casually as I could.  "Just ate my breakfast too damn fast, s’all."

"Right,— well."  Gary looked at his boots again and shuffled his feet.  I don’t think he believed me.  Probably thought I was going a little senile.  Old folks tend to do that.  "Here's the keys.  The silver ring is for all the doors and locks in the hangar.  The brass ring is for the workshops, the office, and the doors leading to the hangar.  The red ring is for the entry gate, the power cabinet, and the utilities room.  This here's the ring of keys fer the A.P.U. and the tug."

"Tug?  A.P.U.?"  I inquired.

"Yeah, dad bought a used tow tug and an A.P.U. off Brannif when they went under.  He was gonna’ use them to service the planes what never come.  He bought ‘em just before he shut 'er down.  I thought he was goin' a little soft in the head buying stuff what was used fer jets and all when he didn't have but four prop planes landing at the field.  If’n we said anything about them he wouldn't listen to none of us,— not even my mom.  He put 'em up for sale, but didn't get but a few offers.  They’d fetched what he paid fer 'em, but he figured they was worth more, and turned down the couple of offers he got.  Put 'em on blocks after that, figuring to sell 'em later.  Never did."

We talked for a minute or two more on the Sweeney closure and the primaries, how McCain didn't stand a chance, then I got in the pickup and turned around towards the hangar.  It was visible right from town, at least the top of it.  Funny how you never take note of things until they're important to you.  I drove quickly out to Post Road and down to the gate.  The lock opened easily with the key Gary provided.  I drove the half mile to the entrance to the maintenance shop on the south side.  Up close, the hanger is huge, but it kind of gets whittled down to size at a distance.  It's almost six hundred feet long and nearly two hundred feet wide.  It’s more than a hundred feet tall at the center.  It has to be the biggest damn Quonset hut ever built.

Inside, the maintenance shop was huge.  Gary was right, the equipment was old, but there was a lot of space for the bays I'd need.  There was even a hydraulic lift I could use for some of the in-house work.  I wandered through the maintenance bays, looking at the tools, drill presses, borers, and lord knows what else.  It was all covered with dust-laden oilcloths, but still bright and shiny underneath.  If Gary was strapped for money I couldn't figure out why he didn't sell it off at auction.  After a few minutes looking around I decided there was little else I'd need aside from the diagnostic equipment for the newer engines.  That could wait awhile, seeing as how most of the equipment was less than five years old.

I wrote down some stuff I needed to get from the farm, then drove home to get it.  I loaded everything in Jeep as the day was warming up to be good topless weather, and drove back to the hangar.  I unloaded the toolbox, a Sawzall, a Makita Percussion Drill, a small gas generator and the lights.  It only took a few minutes to set up the first bench with power and lights.  It even had an independent safety circuit breaker at eye level to isolate it from the rest of the wiring.  They went first class when they built this baby.  I spent the rest of the day going through everything with a clipboard and  pen, figuring what equipment I'd need to add, what I'd have to move out of there, what tools I’d need, what striping had to be done for OSHA, where safety equipment would have to go, and all that.

I wouldn't need any wiring done, that was certain.  The place was as well-wired as the best garage I'd ever seen in Salina.  Every bench had one-ten and two-twenty power outlets.  It had telephone lines and a secure ground to the frame of the hangar and breaker box.  Brilliant set up, but it must have cost Gary's dad a pile.  What a waste, to get it ready to sit idle.  It certainly turned out to be a boon for me.  The main breaker box had a five hundred amp main breaker.  I don't figure Katy has a line big enough to carry that much juice.

After spending the whole morning in the maintenance shop which ran a good two hundred feet of the length of the hangar I pulled open the fifteen foot square sliding doors into the hangar itself.  They were perfectly counter weighted, and the grease had apparently been liberally applied.  They opened as easily as a sliding glass patio door.  They opened together.  Slide one and the other would move exactly the same distance but in the opposite direction. That kind of engineering you don't see very often.  The cherry doors from my parlor to the dining room are like that, but they’re only seven feet across and use rope.  These doors must of used steel cable.

My jaw dropped open involuntarily at the space of the hangar once I’d opened the doors.  Biggest damn space I ever saw under one roof with not a pillar anywhere.  The echo of my steps was spooky as I walked to the centerline still yellow under the dust.  I looked straight up at the roof split down the center with an open space for air circulation.  There was a  second roof above the main roof covering the open space.  I’d never noticed it before from outside.  The sun beamed into the huge area making wide and narrower beams at almost a forty-five degree angles.  The light was streaming with tiny motes of dust in the air.  It was like being in an ancient cathedral,— quiet, huge, massive, and awesome.  It was almost overwhelming.  I must have stood there for ten minutes, looking, and drinking in the sensations.  It was an awe inspiring sight.

I noticed it was a little late in the afternoon.  I'd missed dinner being completely absorbed with my lists.  I roused myself and looked around not really able to take in the size of its totality.  The maintenance shop covered a quarter of the length of the South side of the space, and from where I stood it was rather small-looking.  The shop was a hundred-plus foot long room with a twenty foot ceiling, and yet,  it looked small.  There was a lot of stuff setting on top of the ceiling of the shop so I guessed it was pretty strong.  The biggest piece I saw was the fuselage of an old duster.  There were stubs where the wings used to be but no landing gear.

The tug and the A.P.U. were at the Northwest corner of the hangar looking like Tinker Toys under black plastic sheets.  I walked over to them and looked under the sheets.  They seemed to be in good condition, but there was no way to know until I fired them up.  I wouldn’t do that until I changed the oil, filters, lubricated them, and purged the gas tanks.  That was a project for another day.  I wandered a little through the space overwhelmed by the size of it all, then went back into the maintenance shop and finished up my list. It was nearly six pages long. It was starting to get late in the afternoon, my stomach was beginning to growl, so I closed up and walked to Jeep to head home.
 
When I locked the outer gate and got back into Jeep, I saw the fuel gage was past "E."  I was running on fumes.  I'd forgot to fill him up at the house, so I headed back into town to fill up at Pete's gas pump.  Better gamble on making it one mile than six.  Good thing, the engine gasped and died just before I got to the entry.  I had to push Jeep the last ten yards.  I started the pump and waited for the old dials to spin to where they showed that I'd bought ten gallons exactly.  As I reached for the slips we use to tell Pete how much gas we took, I saw a Deere two by four come round the corner.  It looked like young B.B. Taggert's rig.  It sounded like it needed a new distributor.  I could hear it missing one firing in four every fourth cycle.  It also sounded like there might be a stuck exhaust valve.  That’s a common problem with Deere's that are older than ten years.  It’s not a life-threatening problem.  Deere's can live forever with a little decent maintenance.

I noticed it was B.B., waved to him, and he pulled into the station next to me.  He open his door then climbed down.

‘God, that boy is a looker!’  I thought to myself.  About my height, maybe an inch taller, long and lanky, with slim hips and a pair of wiry legs topped by a fine butt.  Long, slim torso bursting into wide shoulders and chest, long arms and perfect-length neck, holding up a perfect head, flawless skin on a wide square face bone, wide-set eyes with a deepness to them like actors.  He has beautiful sandy blond hair with a slight curl up front.  It’s soft looking but strong at the same time.  So much beauty in a single person.  I guess when you're homely like me, you appreciate it more.  It had been a while since we saw each other, so we shook hands.  I got a funny tingle in the back of my neck.  We talked some, mostly small talk, about how I was opening up my business soon; that kinda thing.  I offered to look at his tractor the next day.  I had a couple of distributors at the house, and I could grind the valves using the portable generator if I needed power.

He followed me out to the hangar on his Deere, and we put it in the maintenance shop.  I showed him the main hangar.  If anything, it was even more impressive than before.  The sun was getting fairly low, and the beams of sunlight were coming under the top of the roof making the dust hang like gauze.  At one point his arm brushed mine, and I felt a shock run up my arm. He felt it, too, and I swear if I was twenty  years younger, I'd a grabbed him right there and swapped spit.  I barely managed to get myself under control. What the heck was going on with my head, anyhow?  First Groth, and now Billy Junior?  I must be crazy.  I kind of gave him the bum’s rush to get him out of there.  We talked a little on the way out to the gate.

I took him to his ma's house, and ended up eating supper with them.  We talked about all sorts of stuff.  I couldn't eat much my gums hurt something awful whenever I bit down on anything.  I sort of went through the motions.  I at least ate all my mashed and gravy, and was able to cut small pieces of meat I could swallow whole.  I could feel him watching me most of the time like he couldn't believe an old guy like me had anything interesting to say.  I didn't dare look at him too much.  I figured he or Charlene would know right away I thought he was sexy.  I did think he was sexy, sure enough, like a mare in heat is to a stallion in rut.

Charlene thinks the world of him, of course.  I think she embarrassed him with all her praise, but a man needs to hear that once in a while.  You could see her beautiful features in his face, as well as her long fingers on his hands.  He was really intelligent, too.  He was very knowledgeable about crop cycles, weather patterns hereabouts, and the water tables in the county.  I ended up driving him home, the second farm past mine on Gove Road, maybe ten miles outside town.  He was quiet most of the way. Then he blew me away with a question about his dad, whether or not he'd killed himself.  I didn't know what to say, what to tell him, so I told him his dad would’ve been proud of the way his son turned out, good, strong, handsome and intelligent.  I couldn't look at him while I was saying it for fear he'd see through me.  Oh, shit and shinola, was I turning queer?

I told him any time he got lonely on the farm, to come have a drink on my porch.  I hope he didn't think I was being a dirty old man.  I hoped I wasn't.  I hoped he wouldn’t think I’d try something foolish.  I never would, no matter how I might feel about him otherwise.  I thought about what was happening to me all the way home.  I'd never so much as thought about going with another woman before Mary and me decided to get married.  I never considered it with a guy since I was a kid.  I pretty much stopped thinking about ever doing it with another person after Mary died.

So what’s happening to me?  I turn sixty-five, I accidentally run across some queer,— sorry, not politically correct,— some gay Air Force pilot who kisses me and gets me all hot and bothered.  Now I'm lusting after a kid one-third my age, probably straighter than an cooling board, whose father was a kid when I was all ready married.  I wondered how I could stop the progress of the disease.

I sat on the porch for a bit, even though it was already almost ten at night, and sipped a couple of fingers of prime bourbon.  This was getting a little too complicated for me.  Crazy dreams that didn't make any sense, visions of things that couldn't be real, newfound lust and sexual energy, and lastly, changes in my body, in the opposite direction, that shouldn’t be happening to me.  I thought about the ship, and how easily it might slip into the hangar undetected.  'Where the heck did that thought come from?'  I wondered.

Shaking my head to clear the webs, I went into the kitchen, washed the glass, put it back under the table, then went upstairs to get ready for bed.  I changed the bedclothes, went into the bathroom to scrub my teeth and put them into a glass with the blue pills that fizzed them clean.  I took an aspirin for the pain in my gums.  I looked at them in the mirror, to see if they were infected or something, but they were just red and swollen a little.  A quick shower confirmed all my chest hair was gone, nothing remained, not even around my nips.  I looked at myself in Mary's long dressing mirror inside of the closet door before I put on my pajamas.  I didn't look the same without the grey hair on my chest.  My pubic hair was reduced to just a small triangle above ole Roger.  My hips looked slimmer than I ever remembered.  My face was definitely different, but I couldn't quite make out what it was.

I got down the last photo taken of me when Mary and I was in Salina a few months before she passed.  We found a professional photographer's studio inside the Sears store.  She was looking her best, and I had on a white shirt and a string tie.  I went back to the bathroom, held the picture up next to me and looked into the mirror.  The differences were obvious at once.  My nose was smaller and less bulbous.  My eyelids weren't as droopy, and my eyebrows weren’t as bushy.  My cheekbones looked higher.  My chin didn't seem to recede as much.  My beard was completely different.  I had a darker beard, where none was visible before, and it was all over my lower face, not just on the chin, lip and sideburns like before.  I was better looking than I can ever remember being; not handsome, but certainly not as homely as the man in the photo.

I looked into my eyes, but found no answers to my questions I could formulate from thoughts or ideas.  I shook like I had ague.  I put on my pajamas, slipping under the bedclothes, almost afraid to go to sleep, but afraid not to.  I was asleep at once.  I dreamt of B.B., whose name Charlene adopted as a shortened form of "Bill's Boy,"  because she didn't want him to be called "junior' all his life.  I don't think more than two or three people aside from Charlene and I know that.  Everyone thought it referred to his size when he was born, Big Bill.  He was a whopping eight pounds twelve ounces; however, that wasn’t why his mother called him B.B.

In my dream I saw him perched on his Deere staring up into the sun.  He was naked as a jay, but I couldn't quite make out the details of his body.  I saw his face, his brown eyebrows, his golden hued hair framing his forehead, his strong jaw and sensuous lips.  He looked down at me and smiled.  It was the same kind of smile Mary gave me when she married me,— tender, soft, and knowing.  He held out his hand to me, I reached for his, afraid he would pull back, but instead he grabbed my hand firmly, pulling me up onto the tractor next to him.  I was naked, too, but I wasn't ashamed.  He looked so beautiful naked I almost couldn't breathe.  I looked up, following his gaze, and saw Groth’s ship floating a few feet above the ground, incredibly beautiful in its perfection, gradually moving towards us.  The weeds underneath were being crushed by an invisible force.  We held hands and watched the hangar doors slowly open in time for the ship to enter, move slowly through, and disappear into the maw of the hangar.  The doors closed, the sun went down, he turned his head to me and said,

"I love you, Graham."  His hand went to my penis and he held it lightly in his.  Mine went to his member and I folded it gently around his manhood feeling his warm silkiness in my hand.  His strength and power overwhelmed me.  We kissed, and I felt emotion like I never felt before with anyone.  I never felt this way with Mary, God rest her soul.  My heart was full to the brim, and I felt myself come in his hand because he was holding me.  I awoke in a cold sweat, my right hand full of my own semen.  It was dark outside with not yet a glimmer of dawn.  As I moved to get out of bed to clean up my mess Chester announced imminent glimmers of dawn.  The day was upon us.  My dream lasted only a minute, but the whole night passed smoothly.  I was in shock.  My eyes were full of tears.  I don't know why.  The clock said four A.M.

I got up and cleaned myself, dressed, then wrote out almost everything above I hadn't already written.  It took almost two hours, even though I'm pretty good at typing.  I took typing in school, so I could do term papers in college; however, I never got to go to college.  I did go to agriculture school.  Whoever thought typing might come in handy for personal computers?  They didn't even exist when I was a kid.  It was morning and time to get the hens fed and eggs gathered for Charlene.  God, she'd kill me if she knew I looked on B.B. that way.  I wish there was somebody I could talk to; someone to help me figure out how to get this out of my system. I  don't want to be this way.  I don't want to hurt anyone.


© 2004 Jonas Kichda