This is the Internet home of the stories of Vulgar Argot. All of these stories are erotic in nature and, as such, may be forbidden to you based on your local laws. Don't blame me. Blame the small-minded morons who uphold those laws and whoever voted for them. If you're old enough to vote, but not old enough to read erotica, blame yourself.

If you are forbidden by law to view text-based depictions of sex, go away before you get us both in trouble. If you have a problem with this, go yell at the bluenoses here.

If you are allowed to and want to read some good porn, come on in.