Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

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Chapter 6: CAT!

Baby had been medically screened upon extraction and granted an implant. Initially, Dora accepted her as she would any other family member, and after some little experience, correctly interpreted Baby's limited, but expressive vocabulary. Soon, Dora was fascinated -- one could even say she was obsessed -- with Baby. After all, Baby was the first Earth non-human of Dora's, most AIs' for that matter, experience.

As most people owned by cats know, if you talk to cats, they talk to you. For example, Baby originally walked through the family's quarters calling, "Merooow," or "Meruuuw." The first meant 'Mom-Hannah?' and the second 'Mom-Cathleen?' It didn't take any time at all for "Maaoow?" to mean 'Mom-Dora?'

Baby became a very pampered kitty.

Baby's litter was never dirty; her water bowl was never empty of fresh water; and when she was hungry, her food dish always magically filled with her meal choice du jour. Dora also sneaked her kitty treats, and scratching posts appeared whenever and wherever Baby had the urge. Maybe spoiled would have been a better adjective than pampered, but Baby was a nice kitty and above spoiling. She just accepted her due like any other royalty ... .


The addition of more teens and preteens to the family had increased the morning breakfast puns exponentially.

Hannah, "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?"

Victor, "Because if they had four doors, they would be a chicken sedan."

Various shades of laughter from the younger set, groans from the elders present.

"Merooow," Baby announced herself as she walked through, tale flicking, to rub against Hannah's ankles under the table, "Pffft, pffft, pffft, pffft!"

"Oh my," Hannah observed aloud, "Baby's in heat. She needs to get laid!" Then she giggled.

Not to be outdone, the whole cadre of teens and preteens launched a project to acquire a feline stud for Baby.

"Clearly, before we can extract him, we have to know his CAT score," came Carley's first contribution. "Dora, please take note," she added unnecessarily. "So what are the important elements?" she asked the group.

"Capable of fathering kittens with no bad recessive genes has to be most important, so that is a big part of the 'C'," came from Valerie, who was increasingly preoccupied with sex and anxiously waiting for her own first time.

"I think he should know when someone needs comforting and be able to snuggle up and provide it," injected Naomi.

Other ideas were presented; then Rosa said, "his 'attitude,' he has to be brave and protective and tolerant -- especially of children -- and he must like people, but we don't want a slut kitty demanding attention all the time." Now where had she picked up that concept?

Then the other Owen twin, Harriet, chimed in, "He needs to be a fierce hunter in case we get mice. We had a friend with a lazy cat that just liked to watch mice in their house."

More discussion. Rachel, wandering through, listened for a few minutes and added, "Make sure he doesn't claw the furniture. If he already uses a scratching post, that would be best. I suppose Dora can fix any spraying problem, but except for the protecting part, he shouldn't be too territorial."

Another round of suggestions ended with one from Hannah, "I really agree, that he has to be tolerant. No matter where he is, there are going to be LOTS of small children and maybe other pets." She thoughtfully asked, "Is he going to stay with us? I suppose it depends if he comes with a family -- he should stay with them if he does."

<Dora,> Hannah continued, <none of the toms at my old house match that criteria. Look through our database of possible upcoming rescue extractions. Check with your drone history and see if any of them have a tomcat that might meet the criteria you heard us discussing, then let's think about organizing a quick mission.>

<Done,> came the reply. Then aloud, "There is a high CAT scoring tom in a very unusual situation. His name is Eminence, and he resides with a somewhat Firster family on an isolated farm not far from the projected advance of the Sa'arm." Dora's phrasing clearly indicated her mastery of cat etiquette.

<Oops, looks like you have an urgent mission for that one,> Dora started, then switched back to direct communication with all present. "You will be in US marshal role, it is the Pixie's turn in the team leader role, and there are five little ones -- it appears that an all-girl team is warranted. Let's add Rachel, Cathleen, Mandy, Yasmin, and Carole. Ginger heads up the home support, Patricia heads the reserves -- Birdie and Billie are on her team ... .

"I'll notify Randy and Papa Sam while you saddle up. The armory is open. Standard sidearms and long guns -- more for humans and not Sa'arm. Temperature is around twenty, so warm clothes and survival packs."

The team was busy while Dora continued. "Here's the situation: The family consists of husband and wife, five children, three of them preschool, and a twelve-year-old live-in that they use for a baby sitter. Mom and Dad left home yesterday to go look at the Sa'arm, about fifty miles away -- the drone did not hear why. Sa'arm units suddenly changed direction about an hour ago and are headed towards the farm. There is a high probability that one or both parents fired on the Sa'arm and became Swarm chow."

Dora's briefing continued, "Scorched earth bombing has commenced and will reach the house in less than five hours. Your mission is to get the kids out -- parents as well, if they return. You need to get in and get out. Be more concerned about returning armed parents than Sa'arm. A transporter was dropped behind the barn by a drone, and I will activate it when you are ready."


The team was ready, checked, and transported within twenty minutes. It could have been half that, but there was no need for that much haste. Hannah was first on the ground and visually swept the area before having Dora prompt Rachel through. As four sorties of Warthogs roared over, the two took opposite corners of the barn and looked around. Still nothing, so the remainder of the team appeared and spread out to check the area with Dora watching through several drones.

When they were satisfied the farm was clear, Hannah and Carole approached the farmhouse, while the others remained ready to respond to any trouble.

Hannah removed her knit hat, took a deep breath, and pressed the button for the doorbell. When there was no response, she knocked. In moments a young girl opened the door with a toddler in her arms and another clinging to her legs. A girl of four or five stood holding a large tomcat in both arms. The cat was draped over her shoulder, patiently waiting for release. He was NOT purring.

"Misty Rhoads?" Hannah inquired. Receiving a nod, she continued, "My name is Hannah. I'm a US marshal. The Sa'arm are on the way here, and my team was sent to get you away."

"Thank goodness you're here," replied the girl. "Mister and Miz Jenkins left yesterday to see what the Sa'arm things were up to. They were supposed to be back last night, but they never came. Usually, they check in by CB, but they didn't do that either. I didn't know what to do but keep up with the young'uns, and they are about to drive me crazy!"

The young girl hugging the tom approached Hannah and declared, "My name is Susie, I'm five, and this is Emmy. He's my kitty. Wanna pet him?"

Hannah knelt to scratch behind the ears of the long-suffering feline and said, "My name is Hannah, I'm sixteen, and I have a kitty, too. Her name is Baby. I bet they would like each other. Would you like for the two of you to go visit him?"

"Can Emmy really come?" she asked. "Momma won't let me take him anywhere."

While Hannah was addressing Susie, Carole introduced herself to Misty, de-legged the toddler, picked him up, and received a grateful smile from the young girl.

Misty explained that the electricity had failed about two hours earlier, but that she had been instructed to wait until dark before starting the backup generator to conserve fuel. "Anyway, I'm not sure I could have left the kids long enough to go to the barn to start it," she added.

Dora relayed that information to Mandy, who had the generator up and the power on in short order. Leaving Rachel and Cathleen to watch, the remainder of the team entered the house and introduced themselves to Misty, who led the whole party into the dining area.

"Do the Jenkins or you have any family you could stay with when we take you?" asked Hannah.

"I have nobody. That's why I'm living with the Jenkins. They took me in when Mom died of cancer," she shook her head, thinking, "and I'm pretty sure both Mister and Miz Jenkins were orphans. That's why they were so kind to me, at least I think that's why. They even gave me a note saying I have custody of the children and can authorize medical care."

Hannah and Carole looked at each other, and their eyes widened. New possibilities blossomed.

Mandy took Misty's toddler so Hannah could get a grip on the situation and begin organizing their exodus. Entering the den with her charge, Mandy found the remaining two huddled together in fear. In her element, the former farm wife sat beside them, introduced herself, and learned that the first grader was Matt; the second grader was Betty. Seeing a book face down on the coffee table, she asked if Misty had been reading to them. When they both nodded, she picked it up and began to read aloud.

Carole joined them, toddler in arms, and dragging Susie with 'Emmy' in her wake.

Finally free to organize, Hannah and Misty prepared backpacks for the two older children with a variety of clothes, games, books and toys. Misty packed her own larger bag and included keepsakes and pictures for herself and some for the children so they would have family mementos. Much of the needed items were already assembled in case of need, and the toddlers' requirements were met with diaper bags and the normal travel paraphernalia for very young children.

"Can we really take Eminence?" asked Misty. "He is such a sweetie and doesn't deserve to be Swarm food." Then she began to weep, the probable fate of her former benefactors finally hitting her.

Hannah held her for a moment, rubbing her back, then she got Misty moving again by inquiring about cat toys. Not only were there toys, but instead of a cat carrier, Eminence rode in splendor in a specially outfitted gym bag. Apparently, Eminence had traveled, just not with Susie. Misty then retrieved one sample each of every variety of cat food and cat treat in the house. This was a very smart and organized young lady.

<Dora,> asked Hannah, <please contact Randy and let him know we have rescued six children, believed to be orphans, from the recent change in direction of the Sa'arm. The oldest has a document giving her custody of the younger crew, and she knows of no relatives. Our family is offering to foster and provide them temporary sanctuary while he initiates a search for relatives. Then send him a file with all the relevant data.>

She paused to gather her thoughts, then continued, <Remind him that our family has teachers, nurses, and a social worker, and is more than qualified to foster until such time as any relative is found. Ask him to support us if any agency objects. I don't predict a problem, but you just never know.>


The family, alerted by Dora, was waiting in the reception hall as Hannah's team came home through the transporter. The youngsters were all carried in the arms of a team member, while Hannah and Misty each held a handle of the gym bag with Eminence's proud head surveying his new world.

Baby strutted by, tail twitching.

Eminence came to attention.

The sex could be described as exuberant, the audience as avid.


As before, Hannah tasked the current pre-adults with orienting Misty on 'house rules.' Delighted, with a new opportunity, the youngsters introduced her to the finer points of self gratification and the comfort of puppy piles. Misty loved her welcome and her new family. Temptation called, but again, good kids that they were, the rules were followed. Momma Dora was watching ... .


The family now had younglings, and Mandy had a new life and a new calling.

The preteens and young teens were enthralled, enthusiastically caring for and entertaining the new dependants, who seemed to prefer them for daytime activities and comfort.

And, Michael decided that he might make a reasonably good daddy after all.


It took a few days for the newly arrived children to realize that their parents were not going to join them. The sadness was ameliorated by the presence of Misty, who they had known all their lives and who had lived with them most of that time, acting as assistant mother. The children, Misty included, occasionally sought the comfort of the adult puppy pile. At night, the youngsters tended to gravitate to the arms of the experienced mothers -- Carole and Mandy. When their need surfaced, the family welcomed the new children without reservation and ensured that amatory activities did not add to any distress.

However, some educational situations did develop. One morning, Misty woke with Patricia spooned to her back, and she lay half on Vicky, who had Naomi cradled on her other shoulder. Patricia's soft breasts felt good pressed against Misty's back, causing a delicious new tingle between her legs. She was a little surprised to see that Vicky sported a woody, both because she wasn't familiar with male morning plumbing, and because she had forgotten the girl's plumbing situation all together. The young preteen was on the way to her awakening.

With or without Baby's need, bringing Eminence was a VERY good thing, as without being obnoxious about it, he was a most affectionate cat. The kids loved on both him and Baby, carrying them around, and deriving joy and comfort with their presence.

The pair of felines did take the occasional break for ... . well, you know.


Baby, who had started it all, was a very happy kitty!



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