Chapter 12
I sent the pair of them out and got on the phone; we really didn't want Ted alone by himself before this thing. I gave them the all clear and the address and told them we would be along soon -- but that they should find help in place when they got there. Then I went and got the car and bundled Evelyn and Ted into the back seat.
There was a van out front of the building with 'Offshoot Productions' and a logo on the side; Darla and Cheryl were helping two guys -- a white guy and a black guy -- unload lights and equipment. There were a couple of fat black women watching and making comments, but nothing serious -- Cheryl's building didn't EVEN have security. Leaving the couple in the car, I went over to the pair.
The white guy was named Mike and the black guy was named Alonzo. While we were shaking down, Milo came out of the building and said, "The contracts look good -- real good."
I nodded. "Money?" Mike handed me an envelope. I counted it and hoped it wasn't counterfeit. This had to be the wildest thing I'd ever been involved in. I went in and Milo walked me through everything. I was going to be a voice -- and maybe a pair of hands -- so I had to sign a contract. Milo and I were acting as agents. Darla was going to be a videographer, and I was walked through camera utilization, just in case. Cheryl was outside security. Milo and I took the contracts out to Evelyn and Ted and had them sign in the car while Mike talked to the black ladies about doing a quick cameo and putting some kids on the van and the car as lookouts -- which they were happy to do for forty bucks apiece. After that, I went back to the car and sat there virtually invisible in the sunlight as Mike took a camera and panned the area and then zoomed in on the car. I had the visor down so my face couldn't be seen as I turned to Ted and Evelyn. "Showtime! Get out. I'm right behind you." Mike came over and paid attention to them until I was out, and then followed us up the walk videoing over my shoulder. One of the black ladies parked herself in front of us and said to me, "What are you doin' here! Roscoe will kick your ass if he finds you on his turf!" I waved her away and she waddled off, grinning like a fiend. The other woman, paid only to frown disapproval, did a fine job as we went past and up the hallway to Cheryl's apartment. I reached between Ted and Evelyn at the door and knocked.
Alonzo answered the door, giving me a nod and stepping back to look Evelyn over and nod approval. Then he turned to Ted. "You're the husband, right? I heard about you." The tone was not quite utter contempt. He nodded them in.
We went into the living room. Alonzo pointed Evelyn at the couch and Ted at a facing chair, then settled next to Evelyn and addressed me, "And he's here because?"
"He needs to see what it is he started," I replied, following the script, such as it was. I settled into a chair and Mike handed me the camera; Darla sat next to me, oriented on Ted. Mike entered the picture at that point, swinging wide so it looked like he'd entered from another room and I added, "Besides, he likes to watch."
Alonzo gave Ted the eye and said, "I bet. My friend and I are gonna fuck the shit out of your old lady -- that okay with you?"
Ted flinched, but said, "Yes."
I raised a fist; Mike came for the camera, and I said, "Ted needs a microphone." That got agreement. We put the camera on a tripod and Darla got general command of both cameras while Mike hooked Ted up; I was to do what I could to get good action shots when Mike wasn't behind one, but I was generally done. We picked up with Alonzo mauling one of Evelyn's tits. "Send her out pregnant, do you? Ballsy." Looking at Ted, he said, "You, too." He pulled Evelyn to him and gave her a very thorough kiss. "Why don't you get undressed, Baby? We want to see the merchandise." Evelyn started coming out of her maternity gear and Alonzo turned to Ted, "Feel free to whack off if you like, since you're into it." The tone was cold scorn. Ted gave a grunt like he'd been punched. Mike tuned the action camera as Evelyn settled back onto the couch wearing nothing and I had very little adjusting to do as they had Evelyn put her feet up widespread on the couch and felt her up and played with her pussy. Evelyn kissed them both like they were old boyfriends; I knew what was up with it, too. She was deliberately getting into the whole thing so she could do her part in the upcoming session. Ted looked pained as she sucked Alonzo's tongue; Darla recorded the expression faithfully. Mike and Alonzo mauled Evelyn's breasts and Mike opened her pussy lips with his fingers and rubbed her clit. Evelyn put her hands in their crotches, obviously feeling their erections. Alonzo backed off Evelyn's lips and said, "She's a hot piece, Man -- real hot. I bet you can't keep up with this shit..." That one hit home, too. Alonzo flopped back and said, "Go ahead, Baby, get a look at what I've got for you." Evelyn dove into his lap and came up with a pretty decent hunk of meat; she was all over it, stroking and cooing, eyeing it with glowing eyes. Ted looked stricken by her reaction.
"Wow, that's nice!" Evelyn husked. "I haven't had anything like this in a while!"
Mike said, "No? Check THIS out!" Evelyn took the cue and dove into Mike's lap -- and came up with something comparable.
"Oh, yeah! Sweet!" Evelyn enthused. "Wow, these are NICE!!!" She sat there jacking both cocks in concert; I watched through the camera viewfinder, concerned that we get the whole shot. Then I popped up to look at Ted...
Alonzo upped the ante. "Okay, all the other dicks are out -- you might as well whip it out and enjoy yourself while we put the little woman through her paces..." The look on Ted's face said that he knew what was coming, but he slowly stood and extracted his cock, which was, well, not awful, but certainly less than average. Mike and Alonzo were running in the eight inch range (as do I), so it was noticeable. Alonzo gave out kind of a grunt. "Huh! No wonder the old lady is all thrilled... That all you got, Man?"
"Yeah..." Ted wasn't doing well for erection, either, what with the humiliation.
"Dude..." Alonzo waved Ted over. Darla popped the second camera off the tripod and circled behind Ted, focusing on his cock and following him while trying to stay out of the view of the first camera and managing to get behind the couch to a place where Ted hid her while providing a fine view of Ted's cock and Alonzo's expression. Alonzo eyed Ted's meat and said, "That's a clit, Man. THIS is a cock!" He waggled his meat, then reached over and rubbed Evelyn's distended belly. "This is yours?"
"Yes." Ted's voice was totally colorless.
"You sure?" Alonzo pressed. Ted didn't say anything. "I bet it's the last, huh?" Alonzo asked, looking directly at the camera.
I knew a cue when I heard one. "Yup. Next little cocksucker comes out of there will be mine." Ted's eyes got a big as saucers; he eyed me, stricken.
Evelyn added to things by the simple expedient of saying, "Yeah..." and leaning over and sucking in Alonzo's glans.
Alonzo put a big hand on her head and said, "Take it..." then looked up at Ted. "Havin' trouble getting stiff? I'll quit talking about it -- I'm probably distracting you. Can you see all right? Your old lady gives pretty good head..." He paused a moment, then added, "Why don't you park on the couch arm? I don't mind." Alonzo didn't have to SAY, 'You're no threat' -- it was implicit in his tone.
This forced Darla to change up; she waved at me and I hopped up and brought the tripod around and got a nice, steady shot of Ted trying to get his erection going. Evelyn was going, "MmmmmMMMmmmmm," around Alonzo's cock; she popped off for a second and said, "I love you, Honey, but THIS is a cock!"
Alonzo chuckled and directed, "Switch up, Baby, my partner is getting restless." Evelyn jacked him while she pumped and sucked and made appreciative noises around Mike's erection.
Darla sidled up to me and whispered, "Go back to your chair and fish yours out, Donnie." I figured out what she was up to and went back over to the chair; she followed and unmounted the 'pimp cam' so she could pull my cock into the shot.
Alonzo picked it up, took a look, and commented, "You're just outgunned all over ain't you, Man?" Ted looked over at me, stricken. Darla held the shot until he looked away, then put the camera back on the tripod. I let my cock go down; I'd get pussy later, for sure. Darla went back to hovering over the 'cuckold cam.' Alonzo waited a bit and then said, "Climb up on your knees, Baby, and let my partner get some of that hot pregnant pussy." Alonzo got up and stepped out of his sweatpants and Mike got out of his chinos. "Hook yourself up, too, Man," Alonzo told Ted -- so Ted worked his way out of his trousers and undershorts, too. Evelyn arranged herself on the couch so she could suck Alonzo while taking Mike's meat. Darla waved at me and I picked up the 'pimp cam' and brought it around to get a shot of Mike's penetration and some more of Evelyn's pregnancy-widened ass jiggling as he pounded it. "Man, this is good shit!" Mike exclaimed, "Too good!" Everyone in the room knew who it was too good for. I got a shot of Ted's stricken look and edged back toward the tripod.
"He's not wearing a rubber!" Ted exclaimed.
Alonzo shrugged. "She's pregnant, right? She can't get MORE pregnant." He looked up at the 'pimp cam,' "Do you care?"
"You're right about pregnancy. If you're clean, it's no big thing -- but if you give her something, I'll have to kill all three of you," I ad-libbed.
"We're clean." Alonzo looked at Mike. "Do her up -- give her a creampie."
Evelyn was making some pretty convincing noises, "Fuck. Yeah fuck! Gimme! Shit. Fuck me! Shit! God, I love big dicks!" She couldn't suck Alonzo; Mike was jamming her too hard. She was jacking him -- but having trouble doing that. "Teddy! Help me!"
"What?" Ted grunted.
"Help me keep him hard!"
"WHAT!? I can't!"
"Yes... you can..." Evelyn panted. "Gimme your hand..."
"Evvie..."
"Come on..." Evelyn lurched and grabbed Ted's wrist, almost unsaddling Mike.
"Evvie!" Ted howled as she tugged his arm.
"Come on... you know... you want to..." Evelyn panted. "Fuck! Sooo good!" She stopped and shuddered, still holding Ted's wrist in a death grip. "Do it! For me!" She hauled on Ted and he almost fell into Alonzo's lap -- but the pinioned hand touched Alonzo's cock.
"Why don't you help her?" Alonzo asked. "You like to watch -- don't you want to know what it feels like?"
"Jack it!" Evelyn panted. "Rub it!" Mike slowed down so Evelyn could hold onto her prey; she rubbed the back of Ted's wrist against Alonzo's shaft. "Come on..." She got the hand reoriented and pulled -- and Ted found Alonzo's meat in the webbing between his thumb and fingers. "Do it!"
Ted gazed down stupefied at the handful of black cock Evelyn pressed on him. Alonzo urged, "Come on, Man! Help Momma out! What are you here, for, anyway?"
"Feel it?" Evelyn's eyes were fierce. "Long and hot and hard... I haven't had a ride like this in a long time... That's the good stuff. Feel it in your hand..." Ted's hand began to move, although his eyes said that it was on its own and not under direction from his head and he didn't know why. I didn't remember grabbing up the 'pimp cam' and bringing it in close, but I had -- and Darla was ducking me while she got Ted's face. Evelyn's eyes got wide and she wailed, "Oh, fuck me! I need to cum!" Mike started pounding hard again. I backed up the frame, being careful not to hose Darla up -- which wasn't easy.
Alonzo looked up at me. "Does it cost extra if Little Momma's old man plays?"
"Nah," I opined. "It's a new product line. I need to see results before I try charging for it."
Alonzo looked over at Ted. "You can still do your own shit." Ted knelt awkwardly jacking himself and Alonzo simultaneously. Alonzo's erection started showing signs of going lank.
"Keep it... HARD!" Evelyn wailed, panting. "I want it! I NEED it! I'm gonna need it twice!" Evelyn's eyes were getting wild again; if she wasn't getting off, she was a helluva actress.
Alonzo reached under Ted. "I'll do your clit, Little Man -- but you gotta do better than that..." Ted braced himself on one arm and started seriously jacking Alonzo -- but Alonzo got him by the base of the neck and pressed downward...
"Nooo!!!" Ted howled, but Alonzo had him by the neck AND by the balls!
"YESSS!!" Evelyn hissed, "Suck him! Suck that cock! See how a real cock tastes, how it feels in your mouth! How it squirts cum! Suck it! You KNOW you want to! It's why you watch!" Ted's lips touched Alonzo's rose-hued chocolate glans and Evelyn threw her head back and yelled, "I'm CUMMIIIIINGGGG!!!!" Later, I learned that Darla got THAT shot -- I was tuned to Alonzo's shaft slowly sliding between Ted's lips!
Once he had a mouthful, there was no fight left in Ted; he let Alonzo guide his head wherever he wanted. Evelyn panted praise, calling him 'Momma's good boy.' "Suck him -- keep him hard for Momma. Momma needs that dick -- right after this one..." Alonzo let go of Ted's cock and Ted reached under to jack himself while he sucked. I pulled back to the tripod to get the four of them; Evelyn was going crazy on Mike's cock, watching Ted suck away, totally emasculated. The next time Evelyn went nuts under him, Mike arched himself and pumped her pussy full of white goo. Evelyn came down pretty quickly -- and she had her head together when she got there. "Teddy, Honey, I'm all gooey! I can't let Alonzo in me all sloppy like this!" She switched over onto her back and turned to Alnozo and said, "Bring Momma that beautiful chocolate cock to suck while Teddy cleans my pussy!"
Alonzo had to lift Ted's mouth off his erection; Ted was gone... He raised Ted up and crawled out from under him, then took him by the base of the neck and pulled his face into Evelyn's fresh creampie. "Suck that up, Little Man." Darla and I nearly ran over each other trying to get the proper shot; I settled for Evelyn sucking in Alonzo's pole while Darla got the creampie sucking. Ted didn't fight it at all; Evelyn held his head to her gooey snatch and writhed under his tongue and you could hear him sucking.
When she was clean, Evelyn pushed Ted back. "Let Alonzo climb up and put his cock in me, Honey. Watch a real man at work..." Ted got down on the floor and Evelyn pulled his head against her bulging belly and said, "Okay, grab that big black cock and plug it in for Momma now..." Ted did it; I realized that he was totally toasted. Evelyn took one of Ted's hands and put it on his cock, starting him jacking, then reached under to play with his balls. There was a minor problem with her tendency to squeeze his balls while she orgasmed, but if I yelled, she would remember and let go. Alonzo rode her through three. I think what got Alonzo off, though, was playing with Ted's asshole -- well, that and Ted's reaction. After very little of that, Ted creamed all over Evelyn's right hip and the front of the couch, and Alonzo followed him -- from the excitement, no doubt. Alonzo backed up and fed Ted a mouthful of dick, then backed out of the way so Evelyn could get Ted's face in her twat for the second creampie cleanup.
Mike was running the 'pimp cam'; Alonzo backed out of things and motioned to me and led me out of the way of all the pesky microphones to tell me, "We're maxed out, Man -- this thing has GOT to be GREAT!"
"Yeah, tend to agree," I nodded.
"We'll get the money tomorrow for the extras. I bet this thing doesn't take much at all to edit! That Darla was GREAT with her camera!" he gibbered.
In the next room, I heard Evelyn howl, "MORE! GIVE ME MORE!"
"Evelyn's gone, too..." Alonzo mused. "Let's cover for Mike. I may fuck Ted's ass, if you don't mind..." When we got back, Mike had put the camera on the tripod and Darla was fine-tuning it while he pounded Evelyn. Evelyn was still on her back; Mike just threw her legs over his shoulders. She seemed delirious. Alonzo wandered off and came back with a big bottle of some kind of lube. He squatted down next to Ted and said, "Suck on Momma's titty, Little Man, and play with your little pee-pee." Ted, who apparently had no will of his own at this point, followed instructions. Alonzo lubed his asshole and started running a finger in and out, but Ted merely whined some and jacked himself harder. Alonzo shifted to two fingers, and then to three, using both hands; Ted just didn't seem to get it. Only when Alonzo poked his glans through Ted's anal ring did Ted look up and bleat -- and Alonzo just looked fierce and said, "Suck Momma's titty!"
After a bit, Mike blew his second nut and Evelyn came down from her high to find Ted with a dick in his ass and her right nipple in his mouth. She cooed at him and told him what a good boy he was and played with his balls until Alonzo unloaded in him -- and Ted unloaded onto the couch again. Mike got a nice shot of Ted lying on Evelyn's chest and one of Alonzo putting money in my hands and we packed it in. Milo and Darla made sure we had the media and copies of all of the contracts and we agreed to meet early Monday evening for a screening at Mike's studio.
"Are you two gonna be all right?" I asked as I drove Evelyn and Ted back to the store. Ted was dazed and almost unresponsive, but Evelyn said, "Yeah, I think so. We may be out for a couple of days. Do you need us for tomorrow?"
"I don't think so. I'll call you if I do," I promised. At the store, we put Ted in Evelyn's car and Evelyn drove off. I went upstairs. Darla and Cheryl were there, briefing Luz and Carmen; Milo had gone directly home.
I was aroused and angry and sure I'd done something unforgivably evil; I took one look around me and Luz had big black crosshairs right between her eyes. I grabbed her by the arm and shoved her along ahead of me to my bedroom, slammed the door and proceeded to rip her clothes off and buttfuck her.
It was supposed to be punishment, but Luz -- being Luz -- got into it. It was messy and I know I hurt her some, but that seemed to add something for her; she got off big time, wailing my name loud enough to awaken the girls when she got her cum. I got mine a couple of minutes later and made her clean the shit off my dick with her mouth -- and that was okay, too. Apparently, I was just being a man... In fact, it seemed that I was even more dear to her after that; before, I was some angelic personage who quixotically did nice things for her -- but after, I was a real live man who could be a sonofabitch like the rest of them. It made me real to her, somehow. And if I thought she was loyal before...
In the morning, I noticed a similar affect on Darla; apparently, the discovery that I did have limits and I could get pissed and I would do something about it -- something that acknowledged ownership -- made her feel better about us, weirdly. She was all solicitude as Luz made breakfast. "Are you okay, Donnie?"
"Yeah, it was just a bunch of things," I grumbled. "Luz put Carmen on me -- that was the icing on the cake -- but a lot of shit went down yesterday. I think I was having a reaction to watching that poor fuck, Ted..." I pulled her on my lap to rub her big belly and her titties. How long had it been? A month? I'd had nothing at all. Now I had four women under my roof and access to a fifth... I owned two and treated them like it -- do you rub your old lady's ass in public? If you do, does she bitch you out? I sat there, remembering getting an odd look from a woman in the grocery store the previous week and realizing I'd been rubbing Darla's ass while she was bent over, digging for hamburger at the meat counter. I got odd looks a lot, when I thought about it; going places with two highly pregnant women will do that, especially when you exhibit no-boundaries familiarity with BOTH of them. Cheryl wasn't much different, even though she had every right to be; I had bad habits carried over from the other two and she just didn't object...
Carmen, on the other hand, had obviously been scared by my antics of the previous night; she dressed conservatively and didn't exploit her penetration of my defenses -- and eyed me as if I were a dangerous wild animal. Well, that was probably for the best...
I went to work as usual, but got out early; the girls needed to be available for Monday Night Football. I gathered Darla, Luz, and Cheryl and we rolled up in front of the studio building Mike had identified to us the previous evening around three-thirty. It wasn't 'Offshoot Productions'; that was apparently just Mike at this point. But he worked for some other people under contract and knew quite a few more... There were two additional guys there; one was a lawyer and one was a distributor's agent, there to see the product. "This isn't the final movie," Mike explained. "This is the raw footage. What you have to understand is that this was done live in one take -- actually, it becomes obvious as you watch it. The thing that makes this so good is that it is totally genuine..." Darla went back to the projection room and they fed the VCRs or whatever, putting the feeds up on two screens. Darla was there to see that a copy wasn't made and we didn't get ripped off, mostly, although Mike left her in there and let her fine-tune things while he came out and did commentary.
It didn't need much. It didn't need much of anything. I wanted to beat my meat something awful, but sat through it; there was the occasional moan or groan from the girls and a lot of uncomfortable shuffling around from the other guys. When the lights came up, the distributor's rep was red-faced and the lawyer was wiping his face with a handkerchief, having been obviously sweating. "How did you get this?" the rep croaked.
Mike waved at me. "It was a matter of timing. Evelyn and her husband were on the brink of turning their relationship upside down and we took advantage of the opportunity. It was pure serendipity."
"It's pure sex!" the rep rasped. "I need a nut, bad!"
"Luz!" I snapped my fingers. I don't know where that came from, but she was up out of her seat and kneeling in front of the distributor's rep before I had second thoughts. Between the excitement and Luz's magic mouth, he lasted about eight seconds. The lawyer sat there, bug-eyed, watching, until Cheryl got up and stood over him and said, "What about you, Honey? Full balls?" It was kind of cute; Cheryl is imposing and the lawyer looking up at her, agape, was a reminder of some of Ted's expressions on video. He took the blowjob -- and lasted a little longer, but nothing amazing. The distributor's rep eyed me and said, "So you're really a pimp?"
"I prefer to think of myself as their business partner," I replied, giving out the standard line.
Luz erupted, "Boss not pimp! Pimps are nasty! We love Boss!"
"Luz..." I called her down.
"Well..." She looked sulky.
"My dialogue in the movie is acting -- I don't kill people," I explained. "I could go into how I'm not a pimp and what the differences are, but you would find it boring."
"Where are the stars?" the distributor's rep asked.
"Ted is... traumatized. Evelyn asked me to handle things. I can call her -- even get her here -- if you like, but they're taking a down day. Evelyn has to get Ted stabilized, if you know what I mean," I explained. The rep nodded. Suddenly concerned, I got on the phone anyway. "Evelyn? How's it going?" I put the phone on speaker.
"I kept Teddy home -- told them at his job that he's sick," Evelyn replied. "Certainly, he needs a lot of TLC. I might be able to send him out to work tomorrow, but he'll never be, well, a man, again."
"What's he doing now?" I asked.
Evelyn sounded a bit embarrassed. "I've started producing milk, and Teddy needs comfort..." She didn't have to draw us a map. "Teddy, Baby, say Hi to Uncle Don..."
"Hi Uncle Don..." came a mumble. There was a pause and Ted asked quietly, "Evvie? Yesterday, you said Uncle Don..."
"What, Baby? Oh. I said Uncle Don would give me my next baby, didn't I? That's up to Uncle Don, Baby. He can if he wants to."
"Oh. Okay." Disappointment, followed by acceptance. I sighed quietly, saddened for the poor fuck; he was thoroughly broken, obviously.
"I may have to have Teddy quit his job," Evelyn mused. "I don't think he is ready to face a lot of men right now."
"You may want to keep him out for the rest of the week and slowly acclimate him," I pointed out. "Teddy?"
"Yes, Uncle Don?"
"What happened yesterday is a secret, Son. It doesn't show on your face, and it isn't tattooed on you anywhere. People won't know if you don't tell them."
"Yes, Uncle Don."
"Things are going well, Evelyn," I related. "The video is everything we thought it was."
"Oh, good! I'd hate to think we wasted the opportunity. I need to pay some attention to Teddy now. Bye!" Before the phone shut off, we hear her say, "The left one now, Baby..."
"I was thinking we should try to keep it to two hours -- try to isolate the best of the best -- some split-screens..." Mike blurted into the silence. "Maybe a limited edition with both viewpoints on it..."
"At least," the distributor's rep grunted. "What do your contracts with these people look like?"
"Standard stuff, but generous," Mike replied.
"No fucking wonder! I saw you in the flick -- who handled the cameras? I thought this was everyone?" The rep looked around.
"Darla!" I yelled.
"Boss?" Darla stuck her head out of the booth.
"She ran things when Mike was busy," I explained. "I did a little, but it was mostly Darla."
"Who did Ted?"
"Darla."
"I'm gonna try to hire her -- she has a helluva eye," Mike declared.
"No shit," the rep declaimed. "We want this -- exclusive." He paused, eyeing Mike. "Standard rates won't cut it, will they?"
"No fuckin' way," Mike agreed.
"Awright. We'll double up. Add ten thousand in advance against royalties for the actors and crew. We're probably going to start this in our limited market for edgy stuff at a couple of hundred a copy -- and copy-protect the dog shit out of it. Make the limited edition and the general release and call me; you couldn't fuck this up with a hacksaw. Leo, get signatures and write the man a check," he told the lawyer.
We dickered in place -- right in front of the lawyer -- and I took the additional ten thousand we'd originally agreed upon and five of the distributor's advance. Mike leaned on Darla to call him about working with him, part time at least. Alonzo just grinned and shook everyone's hand; he knew he was going to be a porn star. We released a copy of the raw footage to Mike and one to Alonzo. The distributor's rep and the lawyer BOTH took business cards for the cleaning business; the lawyer was going to want to see Cheryl again, for certain.
We loaded up and got out of there.
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