All throughout the late winter and early spring, since we'd
purchased our new home, Keri and I worked our tails off scraping, painting,
scrubbing, buffing; almost every conceivable kind of handiwork one could think
of. The past week or so we had begun on the yard. The house was semi-secluded,
no neighbours for several hundred yards, and the back yard looked out onto
federal forest land. We had privacy to spare with the dense woods around our
yard.
The calendar said it was the first official day of summer and I
"celebrated" most of the day by weeding dandelions then mowing the
thick grass. I was tired and sweaty and it felt good to take a break in a lounge
chair with some iced tea. The warm sun had almost lulled me to sleep when a cold
splash of water doused my head. I jumped up to see Keri standing behind the
chair with a smile and an empty glass.
"Thank you so much."
"Well," Keri laughed "I thought you should know that the front
shrubs are officially planted, and now I'm going in for a cool bath."
When she turned away, I leaped over, grabbed the hose and started spraying her
mightily. She tried to wrestle it away from me to no avail. Finally, she merely
shrugged and let me completely shower her. "What the hell, it's just as
good," and began stripping off her clothes. In no time she was stark naked,
her long blond hair strewn randomly, her pretty pink nipples standing at
attention, and her fawn-colored pubic hair dripping with water. She turned
slowly while I thoroughly bathed her with the cool water.
"Okay, thank you, I'm clean. You're next though," she grinned.
"But just one minute."
She walked just to the treeline and squatted. Soon a yellow stream poured from
her to the grass. It stopped soon enough, but she stayed in that position for a
few moments more before returning to the chair. I watched her all the way. Her
being nude never failed to get me hard, and seeing her squat like that made my
dick want to pop out the front of my cut-offs.
"What happened over there? You get stuck?"
"No," she replied. "Just playing. Thought you might like the
show." She noticed the bulge below my waistline. "If you ask me, you
are way over-dressed though."
Keri knelt and undid the buttons on my shorts. She pulled down my pants and
began sucking my cock. I stripped off my shirt and pinched my nipples. My cock
is barely average size, but Keri said it fit her perfectly, everywhere. Soon I
began to feel the onrush of an orgasm, and said so to this beautiful blond
deep-throating me. She suddenly stopped, looked up at me, then lay back on the
grass.
"Please eat me," she asked, and I obliged. Her cunt was slightly salty
from the piss, but it tasted like heaven to me. Licking around her now puffy
outer lips only made her squirm with desire. "Eat it. Lick it harder."
Keri was sometimes innocent looking enough, but in bed she had no hesitation
about telling me exactly what she wanted.
Her clit was hard and I sucked it into my mouth while sliding two fingers into
her deliciously warm cunt. She moaned harder as I finger-fucked her faster. In
no time her hips began bucking as she approached, then reached orgasm. Keri
loves to cum and is multi-orgasmic. When the throes of her first orgasm
subsided, she lifted her knees to her chest, then presented me one of her
fingers to suck. I did so, and got it thoroughly wet. She took it out of my
mouth, then began running it along the outside of her pink, puckered arsehole.
Her other hand was busy massaging her cunt. She then slid her finger into her arse, and began slowly fucking herself.
"Oh, god that feels good," she breathed heavily. After a few more
strokes, she withdrew her finger. I couldn't help but notice that the tip of her
finger was a chocolate brown. "I need your tongue up my arse. I want you to
eat my arsehole...suck it." As you wish, I thought.
My tongue went straight into her now slightly open arsehole. A variety of tastes
coursed over my tongue. Salty sweat, cum, sweet arse juice, and a hint of shit.
Keri used both hands to spread her cheeks wide, giving me better access to
tongue-fuck her butthole. I could feel it loosening up more and more. I stuck it
up her arse as far as I could and found what I wanted. The hard tip of her shit
touched the tip of my tongue. It was sweet and tangy. I licked around it as much
as I could, then turned my mouth's attention back to her wet cunt. In went my
tongue, while my middle finger slid up her arsehole. I began playing with the
large turd up her arse, sort of pushing it with my finger. Keri responded by
pushing it back out to my fingertip, shitting it. Another finger went up her arse, and now I could really tell that this was a good-sized, hard turd. I was
basically now fucking her arse with her own shit. I pulled out though, as I
couldn't resist tasting her arse again. My tongue began caressing the inside of
her arsehole and working around the turd.
"Eat my arse. It feels so good and dirty." I responded with a loud
moan. "Does it taste good? Do you want it? I'm really full, and it wants to
come out."
My response now was harder sucking on her shithole. The turd began to slide out,
and I pushed it back up with the flat of my tongue. This went on for several
minutes before I could tell that Keri was cumming again. "Oh, yes. Eat my arse. Suck the shit out of my
arse. Fuck me with it." I reached up to tweak
her nipples to increase the degree of her cum.
Keri sat up, and lay me flat on my back. She squatted over my cock, and then sat
her cunt down on me. It was unbelievably wet as she thrust up and down on my
dick. I could see her reach a hand behind her and stuff a finger up her arse.
"Spread my cheeks for me. I want you to watch." Watch I did as she
first rudely finger-fucked her arse, then pulled her finger out. "Really
wide. Spread 'em. Can you see?"
Her arsehole opened slowly and ever wider as the turd I'd been licking started to
slide out of her arsehole. She controlled it so it would last as she continued to
fuck my cock. "Uhm, I'm going to shit on you while I come." As her
third orgasm finished, the shit dropped out onto my stomach, followed by a solid
fart. I was again ready to come, but Keri made me wait yet again. She shivered
from her latest cum, then repositioned her shithole over my cock. She lowered
her arse down and my dick was impaled in her arse. She again began fucking. It was
heavenly. Up and down the length of my cock her arse slid. And then I felt
another turd on the head of my dick. It seemed as solid as the first one. Keri
stopped humping and sat down with my cock fully up her arse. She was grunting a
little and I could feel her shit slide down around my dick. It was just slightly
scratchy, and sent a chill up my spine. When it felt like she done pushing out
her shit, Keri began moving up and down again. My cock was covered with the dark
chocolate of her arse. Nothing could feel that good. I began cumming into her arsehole.
"Yeah, cum in me," she moaned. As I was cumming, she pushed again and
farted. It seemed as if my orgasm started again. "Fill my arse with it while
you fuck my shit." I tried my best. It was one of the most powerful orgasms
I ever had. When I was done bucking, Keri slowly rose off my cock. There were
some smears of shit intermixed with my own cum covering my dick.
Keri crawled backwards on her knees to position her arsehole over my face. She
started sucking my cock. I couldn't believe it. She'd never been quite this
nasty before.
"Spread my cheeks again, and suck my arse." I did as I was told, and
could taste her shit mixed with my cum. She then lifted her arse slightly.
"You like that? You like eating the shit from my hole? Does your come taste
good with my arse juice?" She reached back and spread her own cheeks while
my hand went to my still hard cock. I began masturbating. "Uhn...uhn. Here
it comes baby. I'm going to fart cum on you. I'm going to take a big cum-shit on
your face." Her actions were as good as her words. A large wet fart
emanated from her arse, spraying come on my chin and chest. She pushed a bit more
and the shit I had been fucking before began to slide from her arsehole. I
masturbated faster as Keri sucked the head of my penis. I knew she wanted me to
come in her mouth, and I did as I was licking around the solid shit coming out
her hole. Another very powerful orgasm erupted from Keri as she swallowed the
cum from my cock. Her shit dropped onto my chest and the rolled to the grass. I
just kept licking her arsehole until it was again clean and pink.
Keri turned around and cuddled up close in my arms. "That was kind of
fun." I could barely respond I was so spent. I kissed the top of her head
before we both fell asleep in the sunshine.
Back