J and I had been planning our special weekend with great anticipation. We had purchased rolls of clear plastic to cover the mattresses and bedroom and bathroom floors; new barber clippers, two straight razors and a few cans of shaving cream. We'd dined richly the past week on a diet filled with whole grains and vegetables, cheese and large quantities of water to keep everything bulky, moist, and very spreadable. That entire afternoon we'd had enormous urges to unload, but we knew the finest moments were worth the wait. I could just imagine the luscious size and aroma of our waiting loads. Both he and I had planned to go for a radical new look to coincide with our trip to Montreal next week, so our soiree couldn't have been better timed. We began by setting up a number of large mirrors and lamps in the bedroom; we set up our video camera focused directly on the chair and bed. Both of us had donned shiny black leather boots that lace tightly around the ankles; we both love their look and feel and they make fine hand grips for some adventurous positions! "Would you like me to begin?", J asked. "Mmm. Yes. Cut it all off...shave my head." As I sat naked in the chair, I heard J start the new clippers; a moment later I felt them against the base of my neck. Slowly he glided them close along my scalp, removing a wide swath of my shoulder-length auburn hair. By the time the clippers reached my forehead I saw myself with a glaring close-cropped bald stripe on my head, and a delicious erection pressed against my back. I was aching to slide J's thick, knotty-veined dick into my mouth. "Why don't you shave me from the front?" I asked with a mischievous smile. J knew exactly what I meant. He stood in front of me as I sat, perfectly positioned for me to swallow his tool while he continued to raze my scalp with long, confident strokes of the clippers. My cunt creamed with the combined sensations. In a minute or two J neatly removed all the hair from my head - front, back and sides, and my locks lay around the legs of the chair. I was ready for a final smoothing with a straight razor. "Mm... These clippers vibrate really well. " J said. "I can feel the buzz through your mouth right into my cock! And all that shit inside me is making a nice push against my arsehole. It's giving me goose bumps." "And a gorgeous hard-on," I quipped. J smiled and applied a handful of shaving cream to my stubble-covered scalp, smoothing it from forehead to nape and over my temples. While my tongue slid slowly up and down J's firm shaft, his hands deftly shaved my scalp as smooth as the hot red head of his penis. My head also now deliciously free of hair, it was time to do the same to my cunt and arse zone. I stood from the chair, brushed off the hairs clipped from my head; I felt liberated and very hot as I got on all fours on the covered bed. The plastic caught several drops of my cunt juice. "Shave my arsehole clean," I said, spreading my knees on the bed and exposing my anus. "Looks like you're almost ready to give birth there...your arsehole looks ready to open right up!" J, fully erect, stood behind me; gently slathering cool shaving cream down between my spread arse cheeks. I felt his warm rod bounce and press against the inside of my thighs. I watched his ministrations in the mirrors as he skilfully barbered me from the inner parts out, leaving the skin of my outer anus delightfully sensitive in the absence of hair. He finished by shaving around my arsehole, cunt and inner thighs. I shiver as his fingers press to open my anal area, which is already humming with the internal pressure of a fine shit log! He rolled me over onto my back to treat my cunt area; with its thicker covering the clippers had to be applied first to reduce my bush to a short crewcut before shaving. With an experienced hand, J lathered me and exposed my sensitive lips with a few carefully placed strokes of the razor. Not a hair remained to mar the enjoyment of the ritual to come! "Your turn now," said J, seating himself in the juicy, wet wooden chair; his prick standing temptingly. With my clippers I buzzed away wide swathes of J's dark hair until he looked like a new Marine recruit. As I prepared to lather and shave his head J. lifted one arse check and pushed out a large, hot fart that smelled very like a turd itself. I knew we had to hurry, but I was enjoying the shaving portion of our evening so much! "Getting close there, hon. I can't wait much longer!" J said with a smile. My clippers carefully prepared J's scrotum and pubic region for a smoothing shave; I applied a rich coating of shaving cream all over the base of his prick and balls before removing his dark, curly thatch. It was an excellent opportunity to grasp that delectably firm engine, holding it aside to allow me free reign of the razor. His warm folds and musky crevices yielded to my touch; revealing soft, uncharted territory of skin. It was time for J to get onto all fours on the bed, as I had, for his anal shave. I stood behind J prepared with shaving cream and razor, as he rested his arms and head on a pillow. I bent over, inhaled the aroma, and brushed his arsehole lightly with my tongue to get a sample of his earthy perfume. "I can't wait to see and smell what's inside..." I moaned to J longingly, as my fingers spread the white lather inside and along his hairy butt cheeks. I cleared the path to his back door with several skilful strokes of the razor, leaving the hole prepared for further delights. Both of us were feeling very ready to proceed to the next, much messier acts of the evening. I lay back on the bed, thighs spread wide, bare cunt hotly exposed to the room's air. "Shit on me. I want to watch your shit come out." "It would be my pleasure." J stepped on the bed, his back facing me. As he straddled my chest, his hard prick and balls bounced upwards a few times as a log pushed its way down toward his arsehole; I knew having a long, firm object like his turd massaging his prostate from the inside could produce some very pleasurable sensation for a man about to shit! The internal massage was indeed happening, as drops of white pre-cum drooled out of his cock head. J's newly-shaven anus bulged outward and dilated as the gnarled, rough end of his shit slowly emerged. Heaven! An inch, then two, then more of his thick turd slides out - I could smell the strong mouthwatering odour. I heard the soft, crackling slither as a massive log oozed out of his arse, its weight causing it to droop and smear brown streaks over the underside of J's balls. I caught the body-temperature chunk in my hand. J squeezed his anus tight and pinched it off after about nine inches had come out, and I let the turd drop with a moist flat 'thwap' between my breasts. It had a meaty strong smell I could honestly describe as quite pleasant! I knew there was more to arrive as J scooted up and repositioned himself higher, placing his shit-smeared arse and balls directly over my mouth. The hot shitty smell made my head spin with delight. It was all I had hoped for! "There's a big softer one coming. I want you to have this one special delivery!" I licked J's opening arsehole, tasting the hot, bitter end of his next shit log. I felt him push, and the turd began to emerge into my mouth! I had never eaten J's shit before, so the powerful smell, combined with the bulky texture and taste of this medium-soft turd was nearly overpowering. As J forcefully pushed his piece down my tongue, my mouth and cheeks filled with his shit. It was all I could do to mumble with ecstasy and not touch my cunt, preferring to wait until J's prick would do the job - I knew my shaven lips and arse would feel everything as never before. "I love the way your mouth is working at my arsehole. I love the smell of shit...I can't wait to have you shit in my mouth next." I reached up and stroked J's cock as he held my head in his hands, pressing my mouth to his arse as I chewed and swallowed many of his hot brown chunks. I knew J could smell the odour as strongly as I did. When my mouth was filled to overflowing, I pushed upwards, letting the shit squeeze past the rim of J's arse. To cover my mouth, chin and cheeks with his delightful confection I circled my face against the emerging shit. J rose up, turned around and knelt between my legs. I couldn't wait for the next part! With trained hands, J then took his first big turd and smeared the entire front of my body with it! All over my tits, nipples, stomach, down to my inner thighs and shaven crotch. He massaged the smooth shit up into my armpits and over my face!"Mmm, cover me with your shit...all over me!" I moaned, mouth still half-packed with brown pieces of shit. J covered my lips, neck and shaved scalp with his smooshed turds; and as he finally pressed down on my shoulders he made his coup de grace. J grasped the base of his throbbing cock and slid forward into my cunt. I could feel the head push me open so clearly! Every knot and vein strummed my lips like never before; my shaven labia slid down onto his smooth balls and pubic area, savouring the new heightened sensation. Wow! As J began to rock and thrust, his hips and belly became covered with the shit he'd smeared on me. It was all over him, exciting him even more and filling out his erection. J pushed downward so we were belly-to-belly and mouth-to-mouth; he began to kiss me deeply and eat his own shit out of my mouth! We both moaned and began to pound harder, packed with shit from head to Achilles, with bits and streaks of turds all over the mattress. I climax powerfully, I lose control! My sphincter relaxes with the intensity of my orgasm, and my own eager turds begin to squeeze out! As J continues to push rhythmically, my shit is pressed, smeared and flattened against his balls, into the crevice of my arse! I am drenching with juices and clasping my cunt muscles around the base of J's burgeoning, aching prick. Just before J's load bursts, he emerges and straddles me once again, sitting on my beshitted chest. He takes each breast in hand, squeezes them together and slides his wet, shit-covered cock through the turds. He pushes it into my mouth as gobs of come spurt into me! His balls and arse are completely brown with our personal shit blend. There is more to bestow in my bowels, so I push hard and a long hot bulky pile of shit oozes out onto the bed. J reaches under and grabs a handful, smearing my cunt and his still half-hard tool a with a handful of my turd. The sight of packed pieces and slathers of shit on his member arouses me so much, I begin to jerk him off; my hand well-lubricated with shit. Instinctively, his prick responds and rises firmly again. I want him inside, stretching my arsehole open! I get on my hands and knees, sliding to balance myself on the shit-covered plastic! "Fuck my arse with your shit-covered cock!" "Soon. First I want to eat your shit.", J. commands. J kneels behind my brown-covered rump and enthusiastically pushes his mouth and tongue into the mushy pile of shit wedged between my cheeks! "Push. More!" My cunt and arse throb with the sensation of him dining on my turds; munching out a path with his mouth that his cock will soon follow. I push out more shit until only farts emerge. J then obliges my request joyfully, placing the head of his prick against my tingling, open anus. He slides forward, pushing his shaft in down to the shaven base; slowly out, then back in to the hilt. I push and some soft, lighter-coloured turd squishes out between J's thrusting rod and my stretched arse! J moans with delight as the shit pushes back against his rod, and very soon another torrent gushes from his tower, painting the inside of my rectum. We have quite a bit of cleanup to do later on...but first, J and I make sure we have a few last, luscious minutes to revel in having every square inch of our bodies covered with shit. Lying together, breathing the massive odours, tasting our satisfying evening's symphony of flavours. We enjoy a nice glass of vintage red wine; its redolent tang perfectly complementing the savour of our well-prepared shit feast. Good thing we live outside the city; how could we explain the penetrating ripe smell to the neighbours without a 'shit-eating grin' on our faces? |