We're a British couple in our late twenties, living in the North of England.  We've been together since 2000 and we are currently expecting our first child in June 2006.

It should be clear from the content of this site that our real-life sex life is mostly anally orientated.  This site came about when we wrote a couple of dirty fantasies for our personal enjoyment.  We posted them on Literotica, got a lot of good feedback (and a lot of bad, too!) and decided to create an ASSTR page.  The feedback we got suggested that plenty of other people shared our taste for vivid, explicit anal erotica so we began to collect anal stories by other authors too.

We were delighted to welcome Analover to the stable a year ago and now he feels like part of the family.  We would be happy to host pages for any other authors providing they can supply (or promise to supply over time) at least six anal-themed straight or bisexual stories and be willing either to write in British/Australian English or have their work 'translated' into a British idiom.  However, the only reward for authors is your feedback, so please keep it coming if you want further updates to the site.  Also, please consider making a contribution, however small, to ASSTR.

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Wishing you all many years of blissful buggery,

Tom and Emma

Emma, are you really a teacher, and do you have sex with your pupils?

For the purposes of this erotic fiction site, yes I am a teacher.  As for sex with students, what aspect of the word 'fiction' do you not understand?

Are your stories true?

Yes and no.  Many of the stories contain episodes that really happened, although names of real people have been changed.  Other episodes have been embellished in different ways, and some stories are pure fiction.

Why do you prefer anal sex?

Tom: The taboo and the tightness, the beauty of her bottom and the fact that it makes her so turned on and happy.

Emma: The taboo is a big element for me - girl's shouldn't let boys put their cocks in their dirty holes.  I also love the sensation of being completely 'taken'.  Also, the orgasms are far, far more intense.

How old were you when you first had anal sex?

Tom: I was 14 and the girl I fucked was 17 - my girlfriend's elder sister.  I had never even considered that you might be able to get your dick up a girl's shitter before and I was hooked.  I got my girlfriend to spread her cheeks a few weeks later and I've never looked back.  The first time I took a cock up my arse I was 16 and the guy who fucked me was my best friend.

Emma: I had been playing with my bumhole for years before I actually got a real buggering: that happened when I was 15.  The first time wasn't that great, but it was good enough for me to want to try it again.  As you can tell, it got a lot better!

Favourite Porn Stars?

Tom: Taylor Rain, Belladonna, Chloe des Lysses, Loni, Layla Jade, Ashley Long, Ann Harlow, Scotti Andrews, Tabitha Cash, Olivia del Rio and Haley Paige.

Emma: Rocco, Belladonna, Kelly Stafford, Nacho Vidal, Zenza Raggi, Ralph Woods, Lexingtoon Steel and Brian Pumper.

Ultimate celebrity buttfuck?

Tom: Charlotte Church (and I'd cheerfully suck Gavin Henson's jism out of her bottom before I bugger her).  But if Charlotte shaves her pussy I would tun my attention to Kate Winslet whose thick bush is well documented on celluloid.

Emma: Amir Khan, the teenage British Pakistani boxer.

What would you say one another's sexiest physical features are?

Tom: Her big, suckable nipples, her hairy pussy and the way she gapes when she's being sodomised.

Emma: His shoulders, his six-pack, his tight bum and his low-hanging balls.

How could porn movies be improved?

Tom: More women with hairy cunts and more white male on black female sodomy.

Emma: Seeing the guys licking gapes and felching rather than just the girls.

What is your filthiest, most taboo sexual fantasy?

Tom:  Pretty much what you can read in my story "Charlotte's Dirty Bottom".

Emma: Most of my fantasies revolved around being raped and treated like a whore, which is not very politically correct, but it turns me on.

Does shit (playing with or eating it) actually turn you on?

Tom: Yes, more than you can imagine.

Emma: Nowehere near as much as Tom, but yes it does, and that fucks my head.

How do I get my girlfriend into anal?

Tom: Be committed.  If you want her arse then you have to take what you're given.  You can't demand her bottom only to refuse it if she's a bit sweaty or smelly back there.  You also need to show her that you really love her bum - eat her pussy better than you've ever eaten it before to get her horny and relaxed, then rim her, kiss her brown-eye, tongue her quoit, WORSHIP her dirtbox.  If you are in too much of a hurry to brown your meat in her fudge-pipe then you may never get a second chance.  Face the reality that it may take you months to get up her arse.  But I promise you, it will be worth it.

Emma: Take care of her pussy.  Rim her.  Buy her a realistically sized butt-plug (or even better, his and hers).  Don't jump three feet in the air if she tries to touch your arsehole - it takes a lot for a nice clean girl to put her fingers (more so her tongue) anyway near her boyfriend's nasty, sweaty, hairy shithole.  Also, remember that "It hurts, pull it out you sick bastard" is not weird female code for "Oh darling, that's awesome... Now really shove it hard up my shitter and hurt me."

Favourite sexual slang words?

Tom: shitter, cunt, muff, buggery

Emma: cunt, tits, buggered, sperm

Further Questions and Answers will appear here in due course.