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a bit of brown
a bit of ring
a-bucking
ace fuck
anal coitus
anal copulation
anal dance
anal delight
anal intercourse
anal-genital coition
anal-genital coitus
anal-genital intercourse
anal-genital sex
anal job
anal lovemaking
anal sex
analize
androsodomy
anogenital coitus
anogenital intercourse
ask for the ring
ass-fuck
ass fucking
asshole fucking
asshole plugging
BF
back-door boogie
back-door work
back jump
back scuttle
backgammon
bag
bake potatoes
baloney colonic
banging fudge
base fuckbatter the sausage
behind door work
behind the behind
bend some ham
bend someone over
bit of brown
bit of ring
bit of tail
bone in the bum
bone the bum
boogie
boom-boom
bore
boring a bud
bot
bottle
broaden someone's outlook
broom in a cave
brown
brown (hole)
brown eye
browning
bubble
bufu
bugger
buggering
buggery
bum fiddle
bum-fuck
bum-fucking
bumfuck
bumholerous fuckerous
bumming
bung
bunghole
burgle
bury one's ring
bury the bone in the backyard
bury one's ring
butt balling
butt bang
butt banging
butt fuck
butt-fucking
butt in
butt play
butt plug
butthole surfing
buttplay
chase the brown clown around the town
chocolate cha cha
chocolate chimney sweep
chocolate speedway
code brown
coitus in ano
coitus in the anus
coitus analis
coitus in anum
coitus in the rectum
coitus per anum
coitus per rectum
coitus sodomus
cornhole
cornholing
cottaging
craphole fuck
cruising the Hershey highway
daisy duck
daub of the brush
delivering to dirtbox drive
dig a ditch
dip in the fudge pot
dinner mashing
dirt roading
dive into the sky
diving in the sky
do a stern job
do it the Greek way
dog in the bathtub
dot the I
drilling for marmite
drive it up to Hilltop Drive
drive up to Hilltop Drive
drop the soap
enjoy a stroll down (the) Cadbury alley
enjoy a stroll down (the) Cadbury avenue
enjoy a stroll down (the) Cadbury canal
file in the wrong box
fishing for brown trout
fishing for trouser trout
fluff the duff
foop
fuck buttock
fuck in the ass
fuck in the brown
fudge packing
get some brown (surgar)
get some mud for the duck
get some round eye
getting some round eye
go Hollywood
going down the dirt road
going down the Hershey highway
going up the ass
going up the chute
going up mustard road
going up the Hershey Bar road
go up the dirt road
going up the mustard road
going up the (old) dirt road
Greek (greek)
Greek art(s)
Greek culture(s)
Greek love
Greek style
Greek way
greeking
gut reaming
have a bit of bum
have a bit of navy cake
have a bit of tail
Hershey Bar route
high Greek
Hindustani jig
hole in one
hole it
hose
hot dogging
impale
in the brown
in the saddle
Italian culture
Italian fashion
Italian habit
Italian way
keester-stab
kicking the back the door in
lay the leg
let's play 52 pick-up
love that dare not speak its name
mix your peanut butter
molly
moon shot (moonshot)
(the) nameless crime
navy style
ninety-nine
open up the ass
open up someone's ass
oscarize
pack fudge
pack some mud
packing mud
paint the bucket
part cheeks
part someone's cheeks
penoanal intercourse
penoanal sex
perve
phallate per rectum
pick up the soap
pig sticking
pipe
pitch
plank
play chess
play checkers
play dump truck
play leapfrog
plug
popping it in the toaster
a pot of brown
pound someone's ass
pound someone's butt
pound someone's cheeks
pound the ass (butt or cheeks)
proctophallism
pulling the train
pumping off
punk
ram
ram job
ram the dam
ramming
ream
ream job
rear entry
ride the deck
ride up the dirt road
rocky roading
Roman engagement
rump work
saddle it
sail into the wind
sailor's cup of tea
screw some ass
secret sin
sexual analism
shaft in the bum
shit stabbing
shit-fuck
shoot in the tail
shoot at the back door
shoot in the brown
shoot the star
shoot up the straight
a shot at the back door
sink the brown
siphnianize
sitting on it
sixty-six
slate bowl
slate plate
slick and slim up the old dusty road
snag
sod
sodoma imperfecta
sodomize
sodomy
sotadism
split some buns
split someone's buns
spread one's ass (butt or cheeks)
stand up job
stern approach
stern job
stir a little fudge
stir some shit
stir chocolate
stir fudge
stir shit
stir someone's chocolate
stir someone's fudge
stir someone's shit
stretch some jeans
stroll down (the) Cadbury alley
stroll down (the) Cadbury avenue
stroll down (the) Cadbury canal
tail-job
take it up the ass
take the Hershey highway
third way
throw a buttonhole on
throw a mean fuck
throw a wicked fuck
top
toss a salad
toss the salad
trip to the moon
tunnel
Turkish culture
turn over
unmentionable vice
unnatural act
unnatural connection
unnatural debauchery
unnatural sexual intercourse
unnatural vice
up the apple-maker
up the ass
up the bosco boulevard
up the brown
up the bum
up the butt
up the chocolate highway
up the shitter
up the (old) dirt road
up the mustard road
up the ying-yang
uts
vice allemand
worship at the back altar
wreck a rectum
zorber
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ass blow(ing)
ass licking
bite the brown
blow some ass
bog snorkeling
brown job
brown wings
browning
bum-licking
buttock and tongue
chutneylingus
clean up the kitchen
eat jam
eat poundcake
go way down South in Dixie
hedralingus
kissing down under
kissing the star of love
KS
lickety-split (licketysplit)
mustache ride
oral job
oranilinctus
play the piano
ream
ream job
reamo ream
rim
rim job
rimming
sewer-chewing
shove the tongue
smear the tuna
snarfing
suck ass
suck asshole
sugar bowl pie
take a trip to the moon
tell a French joke
thirty-nine
tongue-fuck
tongue job
tongue sandwich
tongue
tongue somebody out
tongue wash
tonguing the hole
tonguing the tan track
tonguing the tan crack
toss a salad
toss the salad
visiting the wookie
whitewash the back
whitewash the backside
ahall
A-hole
alleyway
anal orifice
ars musica
ass hole (asshole)
back cave
back door (backdoor)
back door dirt box
back door trumpet
backeye (back eye)
back garden
back hole
back parlor
back passage
back porch
back slice
back slit
back way (backway)
back yard
bakery goods
ballinocack
balloon knot
barking spider
bat-cave (batcave)
batty-hole
bazoo
behind
bibby
bippy
bird cage
blind eye
blot
blowhole
blurt
blurter
bogey
bog(s)bogy
bom
bomb bay
bosco boulevard
bottom
Bournville Boulevard (Bourneville Boulevard)
Bovril bypass
boy pussy
brass eye
broad
bronza (bronzer / bronzo)
bronze eye
Brother Round Mouth
brown berry
brown bucket
brown bullet-hole
brown cherry
brown daisy
brown eye
brown hole
brown house
brown lips
brownstar
brownstarfish
brown Windsor
brownie
Brunswick
bubble
bucket
buckeye
bum
bum fiddle
bum hole (bumhole)
bun
bung
bung hole (bunghole)
butt
butt hole (butthole)
butt pussy
cackpipe
Cadbury alley
Cadbury avenue
Cadbury cul-de-sac
camera obscura
cave
change machine
change register
chocolate buttonhole
choccy
chocolate eye
chocolate highway
chocolate hole
chocolate road
chocolate speedway
chocolate starfish
chudini
chuff
chundini
chutney locker
cigar burn
cocoa canal
codeye
coin-slot
coops
cooz(e)
(coozey; coozie; coozy; cuzzie)
copper penny
corn-dot
cornhole
council gritter
cozy drop
crapper
culo
cushion
dark star
date locker
deadeye (dead-eye)
Dilberry Creek
dillberry-maker
dinger
dirt box
dirt chute
dirt factory
dirt hole
dirt road
dirt track
ditch
dokus
dopey
dot
doughnut
drain pipe
dukie-hole
dung-trumper
dusty road
Elephant and Castle
exhaust pipe
eye of the ass
fantail
fart hole (farthole)
farting-clapper
feak
fifth point of contact
flip side (flipside)
food dropper
foofer
freckle
fuck passage
fudge pipe(s)
fudge tunnel
fugo
Gary Glitter
gazoo
gazool
gig
geegee (hole) (gee-gee hole)
giggy
gigi (hole)
glory hole
gonga
gooseberry grinder
gooseberry maker
gripples
grippley
gunga (gonga / gunger)
Hawaiian eye
heinie highway
Hershey Bar route
Hershey highway
Hershey squirter
Hershey way
hind boot
hinder entrance
Hinterland
hog's eye
hole
Hollywood uterus
hoop
hymie
inner sanctum
jacksie
jaxy
jam pot (jampot)
kazoo
keester
keister
khali buttonhole
kootch
kwazakoo
little brown eyeball
the little used path
lovebub
lovebud
manhole
man pussy
marmite motorway
monocular eyeglass
moon
muck spreader
muddy starfish
mudeye
mustard pot
mustard road
nockandro
nooky
north pole
old dirt road
old rip
O-ring
parlor
parlour
pervy
podex
poo(h)
poo chute (pooh chute)
poo hatch (pooh hatch)
poon
poop chute (poopchute; poopshoote)
poop-hole (poophole)
pooper
poopoo
port hole (porthole)
puckered gazoo
purvy
puss
quoit
rear
rear end
rear entrance
rear entry
recky
rectum
red eye
rinctum
ringpiece
rip
road less traveled
rocky road
rosebud
round-brown
round eye
round mouth
round pussy
rusty bullethole
rusty bullet wound
rusty washer
the safe
second eye
servant's entrance
sewer
shit-chute
shit-hole (shithole)
shitter
slop-chute
spice island
split
stank
stench trench
stink
Stinkhole Bay
the suitcase
tail gate
tail pipe
tail sewer
tail side
tan-track
tea towel holder
the tomb
third eye
thrasher
Toblerone tunnel
toilet
tradesmens entrance (trademan's entrance)
trap two
trouser trumpet
tube
tunnel
twatarooney
vault
wind mill
wind tunnel
windward passage
wazoo
where the sun doesn't shine
web-center
where the sun never shines
wind mill (windmill)
windward passage
winker-stinker
winking walnut
winkle
wing-wang
workman's entrance
wrong door
ying-yang
yin-yang
you-know-where
zero
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The boys
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See also:
tits and ass
titticulture
achers
after parts
afters
ass cheeks
assteriors
back parts
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broad smile
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map of Tasmania
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belly thicket
belly-whiskers
bush
curls
curlies
curly hairs
dick wheat
gorilla salad
pubes
pubickers
short and curlies
short hairs
sporran.
clitorilingus
cunnilinctio
cunnilinction
cunnilincto
cunnilinctus
cunnilingtie
cunnilinguate
cunnilingue
lambitus
orolabial stimulation
barking at the ape
bikini burger
bird-washing
bite the dog-end
blow (job)
blow some tunes
boating
box lunch
box lunch at the Y
brush one's teeth
brush teeth
bush dinner
canyon yodeling
carpet munching
chew (it)
chew the she-fat
chow box
clam dive
clam diving
clam lapping
Connie Lingus
cunning linguistics
cunt-lap
cunt lapping
cunt-sucking
cuntino filet with white sauce
dine at the Ydining at the YMCA
dinner beneath the bridge
dipping the brush
dive (in the bushes)
dive a muff
dive in the canyon
dive into it
do it the French way
don the beard
donning the beard
doormat bashing
drinking at the fuzzy cup
drinking from the furry cup
eat beaver
eat fur pie
eat hair pie
eat muff pie
eat a tuna sandwich
eat a tuna taco
eat out
eat seafood
eat pussy
eat squirrel
eat
eat(ing) at the Y
eating a kipper pie
face fucking
face job
face the nation
fall in love
fanny noshing
feathery flick
fifty-nine
fifty-nining
fish dinner
French arts
French culture
French job
French kiss
French lessons
French love
French sex
French tricks
French way
French head job
Frenching
fur burger (furburger)
fur pie
fuzz sandwich
fuzzburger
gam
gamahuche
get down
get head
give a blow job
give a face job
give a length of tongue
give face
give good head
give head
give skull
go boating
go for sushi
go down on
go down and do tricks
go south
go under the house
go way down South in Dixie
gorilla burger
gorilla in the washing machine
growl at the badger
growl at the biter
growlbite
hair(y) pie
hairburger
hat job
have a box lunch
have a mustache
have a tuna sandwich
have box lunch
head (job)
husband's supper
kiss it (down)
kiss somebody's down
kneel at the altar
labial titillation
lap cunt
lap it
larking
larro
lay the lip
lick
lick a chick
lick a clit
lick the slit
lick-twat
lickety-split (licketysplit)
licking anchovy
licking the beaver
lingual stimulation
lingual titillation
lip reading
lip service
lip work
lunch at the Y
make mouth music
moustache ride
mouth job
mouthlove
mouth music
muff
muff barking
muff-dive
muff diving
muff pie
muff munching
muffet
mumbling in the moss
munch
munch the bearded clam
ocean pinking
one-man band
oral job
parting the fuzz
picnic
picnic on it
picnic up on it
playing in the sandbox
pug noshing
punch in the mouth
pussy-nibbling
red wings
sack lunch
scalp
sea food dinner
shrimping
sip at the fuzzy cup
play mouth music, sit on a face
skin-dive
skin diving
smoking the fur
sneeze in the basket
sneeze in the cabbage
sneeze in the canyon
speak Low genitalese
speak in tongues
talking to the canoe driver
talking to the boat people
telephone the stomach
tip the velvet
swing low
tongue
tongue bath
tongue-fuck
tongue fucking
tongue job
tongue sushi
tongue wash
tonguing
trim
trimming the hedges
tuna taco
velvet buzz saw
wearing the beard
whistle in the dark
whistling in the dark
whistling in the weeds
worship at the altar
yodel
yodeling in the gully
yodeling in the canyon (of love)
yodeling up the valley