A Few Questions

Why are models so tall and skinny? It's not like the average woman is six feet tall and I-stick-my-finger-down-my-throat skinny.

Why are popular performers, actresses and singers especially, short? Not all, but take a look at this list: Britney Spears, Madonna, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Ricky Martin, Tom Cruise. Not one person that could be described as tall, but lots of talent and sex appeal. Now what was that argument for tall models?

Why do radio stations play the same songs over and over? Even the ones that say they don't.

Why do kids ask so many questions? And why do they ask questions that are so hard to answer, like: "Why is the sky blue?" and "How many cars are there in the world?"

Why do people think that some of my stories are based on fact and not from the far side of my imagination? I guess I should take it as a compliment.

How many people read erotica? How many would admit to it?

Where is the line between erotica and pornography? Where do my stories fit?

Why are the rules of English grammar so difficult? And who made the rules anyway?

What's the difference between good and classic? What makes a book cross the line from being popular and good to classic? What makes a movie a classic instead of merely very, very good?

Can anything considered erotica also be considered classic? "The Story of O," "Lady Chatterly's Lover," "Fanny Hill?"

Will I ever get published? I guess it would help if I tried. Talent would also be a big help.

Are all muses female? When my muse isn't visiting me and giving me a story idea, where does she go? When she's here, should I invite her for lunch or something?

Why is American football called FOOT-ball?

If hermaphrodites are allowed to compete in the Olympics, shouldn't they have their own division?

Does anybody believe that Professional Wrestling is real? Probably the same people who think my stories are based on fact. Doesn't matter, wrestling is still fun to watch, hopefully my stories are fun to read.

Do you smell... what the Rock... is cooking?

Do gentlemen prefer blondes? Or do they really prefer big tits?

Would anybody like to donate a decent computer to a dead broke writer? E-mail me ; )

Is anybody reading these columns? If you are, are you smiling or giggling at least once per column?

If I'm not a big fan of Stephen King's writing, then why did I enjoy his book, "On Writing" so much?

If I made my stories available in different formats, like WordPerfect or Palm Pilot, would anybody download them? Would it mean I have too much time on my hands?

I have a couple of stories in progress that will be very long, long enough that they could be called novels. If I tried selling one of them as an E-book, would anybody buy it?

If I read about yet another female character with 44DD breasts or a male character with a thirteen inch cock, will I throw my computer into the fireplace? Just a note on bra sizes guys; the number is the measurement in inches of the chest just under the breasts, then the cup size is determined by the difference between that measurement and the measurement around the chest over the breasts. It's the cup size that shows how big the boobs are, not the number. It's possible for a woman to have a 44 inch chest but have small breasts, like an A cup. I would guess that somebody like Chyna, the WWF wrestler, would have something like a 44 inch chest. Of course, with her implants, she probably is a 44DD (at least). The opposite is also true, it's possible for a woman to have a small chest, 32 or 34, and big breasts, like a C cup. In that case, the breasts would look huge, they would look much larger than a 44DD chest.

Do guys really believe that women are as preoccupied with penis size as men are with breast size? Get a clue, guys.

Another note, guys; if a woman's nipples are hard, it doesn't necessarily mean that we're horny or trying to show off. We could just be cold. And don't stare, just sneak peeks out of the corner of your eye. Especially if you or Miss Hard-Nipples is with a Significant Other. Can you say "Respect"?

Is there a worse pick-up line than, "Are you a model?" Especially when said to a married twenty-eight year old woman that is barely five feet tall. Sorry, I might be cute, confident and classy (LOL), but I'm not model material. And remember, just because my nipples are hard...

On a possibly related note: Does it really hurt when guys are punched, kicked or otherwise hit in the balls? And why do I have such an urge to do it? Just one time.

How did it get so cold so quickly? It seems like just two weeks ago that it was ninety degrees and we were thinking of going to the beach. This morning, it was thirty-two degrees and I froze my butt off when I stepped outside wearing a short skirt. And who says that leather seats are so hot? If you ask me, they are downright cold!

Can I say "Thank you" too often to the people who read my stories and columns? I don't think so, and thanks for all of the E-mails and notes. You guys encourage me. It's your fault that I keep writing and posting.<grin>

Besitos,
Maria G.