"Ana Lucia!" I exclaimed. "It's good to see you. Where's Ricardo?"

"He... he had to work tonight," the attractive short-haired woman of about twenty-five answered. "Please don't tell my husband I'm here."

"Oh, don't worry, I won't tell," I said. "You know the rules: what happens in No Holds Barred English Class stays in No Holds Barred English Class. Well, I see some of the same faces from the last class we had, but I also see several new ones. I suppose that's good, although I would like to remind everyone once again that anything goes in this class, but that you have to solemnly promise not to tell anyone about the things we do and talk about. If you don't think you can agree to that, it's better you left right now."

No one left, so I continued. "Bithja and Christian, you guys were in this class before, so you know the kind of things we talk about. Now, in the case of Maria Fernanda, this is your first time here, and you really should think twice about staying. This class isn't really designed for anyone under twenty-one."

"But you're going to let them stay?" asked the slight fifteen-year old, in apparent reference to Bithja and Christian.

"Yeah, well let's just say they have special permission from their parents," I said.

"The ad for the class said you needed a signed note from your parents, and that's what I have," the fifteen-year-old stated, pulling a piece of paper from her backpack. "Okay?"

I glanced at the note and stated, "Technically, yes - but I've got to warn you, some people use rather graphic language in this class. In fact, to be honest with you, sometimes people act out their fantasies, so it would probably be best to take a regular class, no matter what your note says."

"I can deal with it," she promised.

"Okay... don't say I didn't warn you," I said. "If there's anyone else who would like to leave, don't hesitate. No one will think less of you. This class is kind of like a triple-X rated movie."

No one moved or said a word. "Well, the next order of business is to briefly introduce ourselves. My name's Jesus; I was born in Mexico but I grew up in Atlanta. I'm single. I've been teaching English for several years, and in my free time I like to surf the Internet, play video games, and play the drums." (I didn't mention that my surfing the Internet often led me to preteen modeling sites or to sex stories involving children.) "Bithja?"

"I'm Bithja, and I used to be a virgin!" she giggled.

She did not add anything, so I decided to go on. "Christian?"

"I'm sixteen, and I don't intend to be a spectator this time," he declared. "I'm ready and able to do anything and everything with a horny bitch."

"Oh good!" said Auralia, a well-preserved woman and elementary teacher in her mid-fifties. "Do you want to learn about sex? I can teach you everything you want to know. I have dibs on Christian!"

"That isn't exactly how this is supposed to work, Aurelia," I admonished the woman. "Now, if you had a specific question, I could give you an answer, but I might ask Christian to explain with more than words."

"All right, Teacher," said Aurelia. "What's a Cougar?"

"Cougar is a slang term referring to a woman who seeks sexual relations with considerably younger men." I explained. "Typically, the term refers to women over 30-40 years old who pursue sexual relations with people more than eight years younger."

"Christian, do you think you can satisfy a Cougar?" Aurelia asked. "Can a sixteen-year-old get it up three times in the forty-five minutes we have left of this class? I'll give you one hundred pesos (about US $8) if you can."

"Christian, you don't have to answer that if you don't want to," I said. "And this class isn't about paying..."

"A hundred pesos! I'll do it!" the boy exclaimed.

I let the two of them slink over to a corner and do whatever they wanted. I asked the others to continue with their introductions.

"My name's Nery, I'm single, I'm 30 years old, and I'm a heavy machinery mechanic," declared a muscular young man. I want to ask a question."

"All right."

"My question is this: is there a way to tell if someone has artificial... what's the word... titties?" he asked. I was annoyed that he had prefaced his question with the redundant phrase "my question is this;" I had told him on several occasions that he should get directly to the point. I was also amused by the Mexican adaptation of the word "titties."

"If by 'artificial' you mean 'breast implants,' the answer is: yes, to an extent," I answered. "Normally you would need a very close inspection to see the tiny scars from the incisions where the implants were made, although some kinds of implants tend to wrinkle with time."

"Can you feel them?" he asked.

"Yes, you can feel the implants inside the breasts," I said.

"Well, then, for Bithja," the man continued. "You have really big titties for a girl of only twelve. Would you let me inspect them more closely to find out if they're real?"

Indeed, I had had the opportunity to see the size label on Bithja's bra during our previous class: 36C; as Nery said, her breasts were huge. Bithja giggled, and Nery continued, "You said you used to be a virgin before the last class like this one. Did you enjoy sex? And did it hurt much?"

The girl visibly blushed. "Yes, to all of your questions," she replied.

"Well, for your second time, how would you like a real man to show you how it's done?" he asked.

I was ticked off by the question, but I let it slide. "Sure," the girl replied, grinning widely. She looked at me, winked, and added, "But the first time was pretty good, so it won't be easy to do it better."

My dick stiffened at Bithja's comments, but I let Nery have his way with the twelve-year-old. He'd been slathering over her for a long time.

Normally demure Elvira, with her horn-rimmed glasses, straight black hair tied in a bun, suddenly stood up and unbuttoned her knee-length navy blue dress. My eyes popped out of my head: she was wearing a lacy red bra and matching panties as well as a black garter belt to hold up her stockings. "Teacher, what's another word for penis?" she asked.

"Well, we use the terms 'dick,' 'cock,' and 'prick,'" I said.

"Okay; I want to know if any of you guys have a dick that's more than twenty centimeters long," she said. "I can't be satisfied with less than 20 centimeters."

Incredibly, both Milton, a veterinarian, and Juan, an industrial engineer, stood up and whipped their dicks out. I say "incredibly" because I might have expected one, but not two guys to meet the woman's demands. Elvira smiled, looked at Milton, and said, "You'll do. As for you Juan, you can fuck me in the butt." She looked at me and then at the one remaining male, a nineteen-year-old named Pedro, and said, "I'll suck your dick, if you want."

Ana Lucia looked at me and said, "Teacher, I watched you last time, and I love my husband, but..."

Before she could finish, Maria Fernanda spoke up. "I don't want... could I just watch?"

"No one is going to make you do anything you don't want to do," I reassured the girl. "Relax. And Ana Lucia, what were you saying?"

"You know my husband if from Guatemala, and he's really short," she started. "He's pure Mayan. Well, he isn't only short in height, but he's also, well, he isn't exactly like Milton, if you know what I mean. To be honest, he isn't even as big as you, and since I've never had sex with anyone other than my husband, I was wondering if... I even brought a condom."

"My pleasure," I said, pulling my pants down. Ana Lucia unbuttoned her blouse and pulled her jeans down; with all the action going on around us, she was clearly excited, and her panties were quite wet.

"Maria Fernanda, I know you said you just wanted to watch, but how about if you put the condom on the teacher?" asked Ana Lucia. To my surprise, the teenager agreed, and the older woman carefully instructed her how to apply the condom while making sure there were no air bubbles that could lead to breaking and leakage.

I had brought along several large towels, so I spread one out on the floor and Ana Lucia lay down with her legs spread. There was no need for foreplay; we were both anxious to fuck. The next thing I knew, Maria Fernanda had removed her top and she lay next to me. "Do you think you could suck on my titties while you do that with Ana Lucia?"

The fifteen-year-old had perk, pointy little breasts that just begged to be sucked on. I had never been with two women at the same time before, but so long as Ana Lucia did not object, I figured it would be fun to accede to Maria Fernanda's request.

Ana Lucia is nice, but sucking on Fernanda's breasts while screwing Lucia was really special. One-by-one, the other couples (groups?) finished what they were doing: Bithja and Nery seemed satisfied; Christian was excited because Aurelia had doubled her original offer and gave him two hundred pesos instead of one hundred; Elvira sat quietly with a huge grin on her face. It looks like "No Holds Barred" is destined to become a regular part of the curriculum.