Urgo's Challenge
by John O'Connor
Disclaimer:  Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the
property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom,
 MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko 
Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes
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 infringement is intended. The original characters,
situations, and story are the property of the author.
Note: Spoilers for the third season episode "Urgo."
Also, thanks to Barb for the challenge in the Sam &
Janet group. (It's not quite what you suggested but
you provided the basic information.)
"No, Urgo, I won't do it anymore!" Sam Carter almost
shouted.
*But I'm just trying to help you...* the portly little
man whined. *You seem so lonely.*
"You're not helping! And I'm not lonely! And you're
just going to get me into trouble," Sam said
petulantly. "So stop it!"
This exchange took place as she walked down one of the
SGC's corridors heading for her lab. The fact that no
one except SG-1 team members could see or hear Urgo,
the little fat man, caused more than a few odd stares
to be directed at Sam's retreating back.
*Ooo! Who's that?* Urgo pointed towards an Air Force
noncom.
"That's Sergeant Siler, a friend. Do you understand
Urgo? Just a friend," Sam warned.
"Hey Major, I got that carburator you wanted," Siler
said when he saw Sam.
Sam, feeling the now-familiar urge, walked up to
Siler, grabbed his head and said, "Sorry, Sarge,
nothing personal." Then she crushed her lips to his
and thrust her tongue in his mouth.
As she let him go, she, without meeting his eyes, said
simply, "Urgo."
Siler knew he wasn't that bad a kisser, so he simply
stared speechlessly at her as she continued on down
the corridor.
*C'mon, Sam. He liked it!* Urgo crowed happily.
"No he didn't. And neither did I!" the tall blonde
officer declared as she stomped down the corridor.
"Uh, Major Carter?"
Sam looked up and saw two Air Policemen standing
outside her lab. "Yes, Corporal Russell?"
"Major, we are supposed to escort you to the Medical
Center. General Hammond's orders." The corporal was
almost apologetic as he saluted her.
Sam sighed, "Alright, let's go."
Urgo was almost jumping in his excitement, Sam, how
about these two?
"No, Urgo!" Sam saw the two APs looking at her and
tried to explain, "You see, Urgo is this little guy,"
*Little?*
"Quiet, Urgo. He's in our heads. He's making us do
things..." Seeing the looks on the airmen's faces, she
hesitated. "I'm not crazy. SG-1 really is affected by
this little guy...he makes us... Oh, never mind, just
take me to the general."
As the two APs stepped towards her, Sam grabbed the
corporal and kissed him hard on the lips, pushing her
tongue into his mouth. Then she grabbed his partner
and kissed her just as hard.
"Jeezus, Urgo! That's a woman! Are you trying to get
me in more trouble?"
"Uh, Major, this way." Russell led off, his face
showing his embarrassment. His partner just stood
there with a stunned look on her face.
"Hey, Spader!" Russell called back to her. "Let's go!"
She quickly caught up to her partner and their charge
and they headed on to the Med Center. Upon arrival,
Sam saw General Hammond, the other members of SG-1,
and Doctor Janet Fraiser waiting for her.
"Major Carter, as you requested sir!" Russell shot off
a crisp salute.
Hammond returned the salute, "Thank you, Corporal.
That'll be all."
As the two airmen left the Center, Hammond turned to
Sam, noting her red, swollen lips. "Major, just what
the hell is going on? You have managed to kiss over
twenty men under my command with in the last half
hour! Do you have any explanation for your actions?"
"Uh, yessir. General, it's Urgo." Hammond threw up his
arms in desperation. "He seems to think he can find me
a perfect match if I kiss enough men on the base." Sam
thought it wise to keep it quiet about kissing Spader.
"Urgo. This Urgo seems to be the focal point of all
kinds of problems. Doctor, isn't there anything you
can do?" Hammond stared at Janet.
The CMO cleared her throat. "General, we're still not
sure what Urgo is. We have thought about an E-M field.
It might disrupt the signal the devices are putting
out." She was referring to the microscopic devices
that were discovered in the brain of each team member
of SG-1 after they returned from their last offworld
expedition.
"Well, whatever it takes, Doctor." Hammond turned to
the SG-1 team members. "I want SG-1 restricted to
either the Med Center or their on-base quarters."
While Hammond was speaking, Sam whispered "No Urgo!
Absolutely not!"
*C'mon. It'll be fun,* Urgo said.
Sam felt herself being propelled towards the general.
When she was facing Hammond, she grabbed him and
kissed him hard, her tongue thrusting between his
lips.
As she stepped back, Hammond sputtered, "Major
Carter...what the hell are you...I..."
Sam walked to Jack O'Neill and kissed him hard on the
mouth before going to Daniel Jackson and kissing him.
As she stepped up to Teal'c, he started to put a hand
out to stop her but she ducked and leaned up to kiss
him.
She stepped back and shouted, "Goddamn it, Urgo!"
*Oh, none of those...what about...?*
"No Urgo," Sam protested but she stepped up to Janet,
grabbed her and french kissed her. Sam felt Janet's
tongue responding to hers. Panicked, she pulled back.
"Stop it, Urgo!" Sam said, as she turned a deep
crimson.
"Major, if you cannot curb your impulses, I'll have
you locked in your quarters," Hammond warned.
"It's not me, sir. It's Urgo," Sam insisted.
"I don't give a damn who it is! Stop it right now!"
Janet stepped in, "General, it might not be that easy.
Remember, this Urgo is the same one who had Teal'c
almost defibrilate himself earlier. The best thing is
to keep them all under observation and not leave them
alone at any time."
"Very well, Doctor. I leave this in your hands. For
now..." Hammond glared at every one of them before
walking out of the Med Center.
"Whee doggies, Carter! That was some show!" Jack
O'Neill declared, laughing.
"Jack, maybe we should forget..." Daniel tried to
interrupt O'Neill. "Pretend it never happened."
"DanielJackson is right, O'Neill," Teal'c said. "I
know how powerful this...this Urgo can be. Major
Carter was not responsible for her actions."
"Alright, alright," O'Neill said as he held out his
hands. "Carter, I just have to say though, the look on
Hammond's face when you planted the big, wet one,
well, it was priceless."
O'Neill began laughing, Daniel and Janet both
snickered. Sam scowled at them and Teal'c stood there
with his eyebrow cocked, as if he were surrounded by
children.
Not soon enough for the members of SG-1 and the others
at the SGC, Urgo was finally out of their lives.
Everyone decided to try to ignore the situations that
arose as a result of the little fat man's "visit."
Everyone except Major Samantha Carter.
Sam felt that she, in particular, needed to clear the
air regarding actions performed while Urgo was with
them. Realizing that Sam would not rest easy unless he
gave, Hammond okayed her idea.
Mid-afternoon the day after SG-1 was able to rid their
lives of Urgo, Sam stood in front of the Stargate on
the platform surrounded by most of the base personnel.
Once she was satisfied that everyone who could attend
was there, she began, "I asked General Hammond for
this opportunity to apologize to everyone here for
myself and for my actions while under the influence of
Urgo.
"I was coerced to kiss many of you. I was not in
control of my actions and I want you all to know that
there was nothing personal in it."
She looked out, ready for leering glances or other
similar reactions but found only calm acceptance.
Taking a deep breath, she went on, with a minor change
in the facts of the case.
"Urgo was sent here to experience a wide range of
human emotions and experiences. Fortunately we
discovered him before any of us in SG-1 were able to
leave the Mountain. He was forced to experience what
he could here in the complex. One thing he wanted to
feel was human affection and he chose me for his
vehicle.
"You are the best crew I've had the pleasure of
working with. I have the deepest respect and regard
for all of you. I only hope that I can eventually
regain some of the respect you had previously shown
me. I am sorry and hope you will forgive me. Thank you
for listening."
As Sam was about to walk down the ramp, she was
startled when Sergeant Siler (who was very relieved
that Urgo was a name, not a reaction to his kissing
ability) began to clap. He was soon joined by Russell,
Spader and others until the Gateroom thundered with
their applause.
Sam stood there stunned, a smile forming on her lips
even as tears were threatening to spill down her
cheeks. O'Neill stepped up to her and led her out of
the room. As she left, several people patted her
shoulder or her back in acknowledgment of the brave
officer.
"Wow!" Sam wiped her eyes in a side corridor. "I don't
know what to say."
"I think you said it all in there." O'Neill nodded
towards the Gateroom and added, "I don't think you're
going to have to worry too much about any lack of
respect." He gave a typical Jack O'Neill lopsided
smile, "Except from us, of course."
Sam looked at her commanding officer with gratitude
and nodded. "Thank you sir."
"Ready for the leave Hammond is forcing down our
throats?" Jack asked.
"Just one last thing. One person I need to talk to."
Sam took a deep breath as she looked in the direction
of the Med Center.
"Oh yeah, the doc. I guess she had a minor emergency
to take care of." O'Neill started to turn away then
looked back, "Uh, Carter...Sam, if you need someone to
talk to afterwards..."
"Thank you, sir," Sam gave him a tight, little smile
and began to make her way to the Med Center.
"Yeah, call Daniel," Jack said as he headed for his
quarters. Sam snickered as she continued on.
Suddenly hit with butterflies when she reached the
Center, she hesitated then went in. 'Best to get this
over with,' she thought.
Her nervousness was compounded by the fact that she
hadn't spoken to Janet since that afternoon. Another
medtech had checked her out when SG-1 got back from
Urgo's world, and she hadn't seen the doctor since.
'I didn't exactly go looking for her either,' Sam
admitted to herself.
Not seeing Janet in the outer room, Sam glanced into
her office and saw the brunette doctor filling out a
report. She knocked lightly on the door.
Janet looked up with a smile, "He-ey, Sam. What can I
do ya for?"
"Uh, Janet, can we, uh, well, I need to..."
Janet interrupted her, "You don't have to apologize. I
know what effect Urgo had on all of you."
"Janet, I still think we need to talk. I just don't
feel right about the whole thing," Sam said.
"Well, alright. I'll be done here in a few minutes.
How 'bout we go to Siobhan's and have a few beers
while we talk about this?" Janet suggested.
Sam nodded, "Okay, I want to change in my quarters.
Meet you here in fifteen minutes?"
"Sounds good."
Sam left the Med Center feeling better than when she
went there but she still knew she would never be the
same with Janet unless they talked.
Twenty minutes later, the two women were standing near
Janet's black Celica. "Meet there?" Janet asked.
Sam nodded towards the Harley she had ridden in a few
days before, "Yeah, I'm not leaving that here for
three days if I'm not inside."
As she walked towards her bike, Janet watched her in
the black leather jacket and tight-fitting jeans.
'Certainly keeps herself fit,' the doctor in her
thought.
Sam was at the tavern leaning on her bike when Janet
pulled up. "Took you long enough," the tall blonde
said.
"You got a head start and I got stuck behind a slow
semi," Janet replied. She was happy that they still
could banter but she could feel that there was
something Sam had to get off her chest yet.
Janet held the door for Sam and said, "Grab a table,
I'll get a pitcher and a couple of glasses."
"Okay."
Settled in a booth near the back, Sam looked at Janet
as she stood at the bar, still in uniform. 'She is
very pretty,' Sam thought. 'Her husband must've been a
real idiot.'
"A pitcher of Lite and two glasses," Janet said as she
slid into the booth.
Sam took her time filling the glasses so there wasn't
too much foam. Setting a near TV perfect glass in
front of Janet she said, "Voila!"
They sat in silence for several minutes as they sipped
their beer. Janet was willing to wait for her friend
if it took all night. Sam, for her part, had no idea
what to say, but was still relieved that Janet was
still her friend.
Janet looked at Sam, "Okay, what's the problem? Is it
the, uh, the kiss in the Med Center?"
"Yes, no, I just feel weird about the whole Urgo
thing. I would never do anything like that on my
own..."
"Well," Janet offered, "the team will be the source of
a few jokes but I wouldn't let them get to you."
Sam nodded and said, "What about you?"
"I'm sound as a pound," Janet said with a laugh.
"Sorry, Cassie's been watching 'Austin Powers' a lot
this last week."
Janet sat there for a moment then opted for a
light-hearted approach and asked, "What about you? How
was it kissing the general or the guys?"
"It felt like kissing my father or uncle with Hammond,
and like kissing my brother with the guys. I almost
expected to hear 'Dueling Banjos' in the background,"
Sam smiled.
"What about when you kissed me?" Janet asked in a
suddenly quiet voice.
Sam mumbled something that Janet couldn't hear.
Janet decided to treat it as a joke and said, "Well, I
couldn't have been that bad. Could I?"
Sam whispered, "No, you were wonderful."
Janet could hardly believe what she heard. Wonderful?
Sam enjoyed kissing her?
"Sam, I thought it was pretty wonderful too," Janet
said. Placing her hand on Sam's clenched fist, she
added, "It was one of the best kisses I ever got."
Sam looked at Janet to see her smiling broadly. 'What
a lovely smile,' the flustered officer thought. 'And
eyes I could fall into forever.'
Janet leaned towards Sam, and after quickly seeing
that no one was around, kissed her. Janet lightly
licked Sam's lower lip and Sam opened her mouth. Janet
teased Sam's tongue out and sucked it into her mouth.
After almost a full minute, Janet sat back, breathing
heavily and slightly flushed. She happily noted that
Sam was in a similar state.
"Janet, I never... That was...more wonderful than the
first one." Sam briefly touched her lips, feeling the
moistness from Janet's mouth.
"Thank you. I think so too." Janet looked deep into
Sam's blue eyes. "I think I could grow to like kissing
you."
Sam lowered her eyes and muttered, "Me too."
"Shall we go?" Janet asked. "My place?"
Sam smiled broadly at the suggestion. "That sounds
like a fantastic idea."
Sam slid out of the booth and grabbed Janet's hand to
help her out. A little too eager, she pulled Janet
into the table's edge.
"Oh, God. I'm sorry, Janet."
The young doctor waved Sam's apology off and followed
the taller woman out to the parking lot.
The Sun was setting behind a low range of hills, and
the end of the lot where their car and bike were
parked was in deep shadow. Sam grabbed Janet, with no
urging from a little alien, and kissed her.
Janet returned the fiery kiss and the two women held
each other tightly as their tongues danced together.
They parted as headlights swept into the lot from the
road. "This may not be the best place for two career
women to be caught necking," Janet kidded.
"Ya think? I believe you said something about your
place?" Sam asked, running her hand lightly down the
front of Janet's uniform, gently squeezing her breast
before cupping the doctor between the legs, her skirt
bunching up in her crotch.
"Oh Sam!" Janet gasped. "Let's go now!"
As they pulled out of Siobhan's parking lot, Sam
roared off into the deepening dusk leaving a cursing
Janet Fraiser behind.
"Eat her dust, huh? Well, we'll just see about that,"
Janet muttered as she stepped on the gas. She could
still feel Sam's hand gently gripping her crotch,
another feeling she wanted to experience many times.
Taking a few side streets and alleys, Janet managed to
pull into her driveway seconds after Sam parked her
bike.
"A little horny, are we?" Janet asked as she exited
her car.
"Yes, definitely," Sam breathed.
As she unlocked the door, Janet asked in a poor Austin
Powers accent, "Do I make you horny, baby? Do I?"
Sam nodded eagerly and jerked Janet into the house as
soon as the door began to open. Pulling the shorter
woman into her arms, she began to kiss her again, deep
probing kisses that Janet enthusiastically returned.
Kicking the door closed, Sam suddenly pulled back.
"What about Cass?"
"Ssh. She's with Mom for the weekend," Janet said.
"Hmm. No interruptions..." Sam looked into those
beautiful eyes and saw her own lust mirrored there.
She felt like a teenager again.
"Bedroom?"
Janet nodded, "If we make it that far..."
She started up the stairs and Sam followed, looking at
the tight, round ass under the blue skirt and
imagining what was under that.
Once they reached the bedroom, they began to pull
articles of clothing off each other in a frenzy of
lust. Somehow they managed to avoid too much tearing
as they bared each other's flesh.
"God, Sam, I ever realized how beautiful you are,"
Janet whispered. "You were always simply a patient
before."
Sam could only stare in wonder at the lovely nude body
in front of her. Her eyes traveled from the beautiful
face over the softly rounded breasts down the flat
smooth stomach until she saw the little patch of brown
curls between the shapely legs. She reached out and
ran her fingertips lightly through the fur.
"Oh God, Sam..." Janet's voice vibrated with need,
goosebumps standing out on her body. "I want you so
badly!"
Sam took Janet's hand and led her to the king-size
bed. As they lay down, they molded their bodies
together; lips and tongues glued together, breasts
rubbing against each other, and blonde and brown curls
mingling.
Sam rolled on top of Janet and began to thrust her
hips against the other woman, her thigh rubbing
Janet's wet slit. Janet matched those thrusts and soon
they were sobbing into each other's mouth as they
found some small release from the passion that had
been building from that first kiss in the Med Center.
Gasping in much needed oxygen, Sam held Janet tight.
She never wanted to let the woman go. Janet gripped
Sam just as possessively.
As they were finally able to speak, Janet tucked a
loose tress behind Sam's ear, a sweetly gentle action
that caused Sam's heart to beat faster. "Sam, I have
never done this with another woman. I never thought I
would. But ever since you kissed me in the Center, I
have had these dreams and fantasies about you. There
is so much more I want to do and to try. I hope
you..."
Sam smiled at her new lover as she touched Janet's
lips with her finger tip, "I do. I guess I've always
wanted you but until Urgo... Well, I never faced my
own desires and after he showed me what I wanted, I
never believed, or even dared to hope, you could feel
the same."
Janet kissed the finger against her lips and licked
the tip of it. "Well, I do feel the same. And I desire
you." Janet took the tip of the finger in her mouth,
nibbling and sucking on it gently.
Sam replaced her finger with her mouth and they
resumed the loving kiss that started when a little fat
man forced a lonely, young woman to face her needs.
 (c) John O'Conner
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