Getting Into Character


by John O'Connor 




Disclaimer: "The X Files" and its characters are the


property of 20th Century Fox and Ten-Thirteen


Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes


only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright


infringement is intended. Nor should anyone believe


this characterization of Tea Leoni is true or valid -


just an aberrant fantasy of mine. The original


characters, situations, and story are the property of


the author.




Summary:  
Tea Leoni wants to really get into the


character of Dana Scully.  An unaired scene from the


7th season episode "Hollywood AD" but no real


spoilers.


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Special Agent Dana Scully looked around the studio set


as Tea Leoni led her aside.  It was a cheap-looking


mockup of a cemetery complete with fake grass, fake


tombstones and fake zombies.




'Not at all like Sunnydale,' Dana mused, recalling her


last time in California - a solo mission to check out


some weird reports of an odd town north of the LA


area.  She tried to hide a smile as she recalled a


certain young blonde who claimed to be a vampire


slayer.




"So, how do you run in these?" the actress asked


again.  Already taller than Scully, she towered over


the FBI agent. 




Dana looked down at the woman's high heels and shook


her head.  "I usually don't wear heels on duty."




"Sensible shoes, eh?  Thought so but I can't convince


these guys."  Nodding to one of the assistant set


directors, she added, "See him?  Brother-in-law of one


of the producers so he's got some pull.  Actually, he


got his start up in the Valley doing porn.  And if


you've ever seen porn, you know they have a thing for


high heels - even when the girl's stark naked."




Dana smiled and nodded.  She had seen more than a fair


share of Mulder's 'secret' porn stash and marveled at


how fake so much of it was.




"Well, Ms. Leoni, this..."




"Please, call me Tea."




Dana nodded, "Dana.  Anyway, I knew that Hollywood was


all make believe but I assumed this shoot warranted a


real cemetery or..."




Tea looked around smiling, "Yeah, pretty cheesy. 


You'd think this was something for Fox TV, not a


theatrical release."




"Well, they got your hair right," Dana noted.




Rolling her eyes up, Tea agreed, "Yeah.  I think half


the budget went to the wig when I told them I didn't


want to dye my hair again."




"Again?"




"Sure.  I'm not really blonde but when I was starting


out, it seemed to gain more attention than brown.  But


after 'Deep Impact' and..."




"MS. LEONI TO THE SET!  MS. LEONI TO THE SET!"




Both women scowled at the man with the megaphone on


the other side of the 'cemetery'.  "Gotta go do my


ten-second bit of dialogue for this scene."




"Break a leg," Dana said with a smile.




"Thanks."  The taller 'redhead' started to walk away


then stopped, "Can we get together later?  I have some


more questions about you...and your work."




"Uh, sure," Dana said.




"Great.  Meet me at my trailer in an hour?"




"Well, I gotta...  Sure.  Okay."




"Great.  Off to the zombies..."




* * *




Dana made excuses to her partner and told him she'd


call him later.  She really didn't want to go to


dinner on the Sunset Strip and pretend to ignore


Mulder's scoping out the various dens of inequity


available.




In truth, Mulder didn't seem too upset.  While he


didn't say anything, she knew he was hoping for a


chance to really check out what he called "the


legendary Le Sex Shoppe chain".




Instead, she found herself outside Tea Leoni's


trailer.  It was far nicer than she expected from TV


and the movies.  It was a deluxe RV, not a standard,


off-the-lot model.




Knocking, she heard the star call her to enter. 


Inside, the place was nicely made up.  The driver's


area was curtained off and the main area looked nice


and cozy.  




Dana saw a copy of the script on the sofa and picked


it up.  As she was leafing through it, a voice called


from the sleeping area in back, "Make yourself


comfortable.  There's beer and wine in the fridge and


some harder stuff in the cupboard."




"Thanks," Dana said.  She poured herself a glass of


red wine from an opened bottle and sat on the sofa. 


Once again flipping through the script, she shook her


head more than once.




"Not quite standard procedure, huh?" Tea said as she


exited the bedroom.  She had removed the red wig,


revealing her blonde-highlighted locks.  The woman had


dumped her black suit for a simple terry-cloth robe. 


She also had a wine glass that she refilled.




Dana smiled and said, "Not exactly.  First, even if I


did see a zombie, I wouldn't read it it's rights."




"I wasn't sure if we were doing a movie about the FBI


or another 'Return of the Living Dead' movie.  A


couple of times, all I thought was missing was a


zombie calling for more brains," Tea observed.  




Dana chuckled, "Well, since you didn't write it, I


won't...pick at it too much.  Anyway, you wanted to


ask me some questions?"




Seating herself next to Dana, Tea nodded, "Yes, a few.


 If you don't mind."  Dana shook her head.  "Okay. 


You and Fox...  What kind of name is Fox?  Were his


parents hippies or something?"




Dana laughed, "No.  His father...  Well, definitely


not a hippy."  She decided not to discuss the


Conspiracy with this woman.  "He prefers Mulder


anyway."




"Okay, so you and Mulder have been partners


for...eight years?"




"Seven."




"Have you ever..." Tea wiggled her eyebrows knowingly.


 She leaned over a bit and her robe parted slightly,


exposing her cleavage.




"What...  No!  I mean...he's not my type really.  I,


uh..."  Dana realized she was staring at the other


woman's breasts.  She jerked her eyes up to see Tea


looking at her with a small smile on her face.




"What is your type?" Tea asked, standing up. 


"Something like this?"  She loosened the robe's belt


and shrugged it off, standing naked before the stunned


special agent.




"You...  You're not..."




Noticing Dana's gaze on her pubic area, Tea giggled,


"No.  Not a natural blonde.  I just hide my roots


better than most."




Dana's eyes traveled up the woman's trim, sexy figure


and found herself standing.  Tea leaned down as Dana


pushed herself up, their lips meeting softly.




Tea pulled back and looked at Dana.  The redhead


slowly opened her eyes to see the blonde looking at


her.  She reached up and her hand slid around Tea's


neck to pull the woman down to her. 




This kiss, as the first, started as just lips pressing


lips.  Tea felt Dana's lips part and she snaked her


tongue out into the smaller woman's mouth.  Dana's


tongue responded and the two sensuous muscles danced


and caressed each other, tasting each woman's mouth.




They stood there, the naked actress and the


still-clothed federal agent, trading wet, passionate


kisses.  Dana's hand remained behind Tea's head,


cupping her.  The other slowly stroked the woman's


bare back down to her buttocks.




'I can't believe I'm kissing this beautiful actress. 


I can't believe...'  Dana's thoughts faded in her mind


as her arousal grew geometrically.




One of Tea's hands combed through Dana's short, russet


locks and the other held her close.




Finally, they pulled apart slowly, reluctantly.  Dana


looked at the other woman and asked, "Are you sure? 


What about your husband?"




"David?  He's out of town.  Anyway, he's willing to


let me explore my wild side.  As long as I tell him


all the details."  Tea kissed Dana again, her tongue


welcomed by Dana.  




"Now, let's see about all these clothes..."




* * *




Scully found herself as naked as the blonde actress


lying on her.  Tea's face was hovering over the


agent's breasts, her warm breath feathering over


Scully's hard nipples.  Dana really had no clear


recollection of her clothing being removed.  All Dana


could recall was the soft caresses of Tea's lips and


hands as her skin was bared.  And Tea's fascination


with the smaller woman's larger breasts




Tea obviously enjoyed Dana's 'assets' as she was


fondling them, kissing her nipples with an occasional


lick thrown in.  The woman was enthralled.




"I can't believe how beautiful your body is, Dana. 


Your clothes do not do you justice!  These are


magnificent!  You are magnificent!"  




With those words, Tea took one nubbin in her mouth. 


Using suction, she pulled the nipple in between her


teeth and held it gently while her tongue toyed with


the tip.  Tugging enough to hold it taut, she pulled


back slightly.




"Ooo..." Dana sighed.




Tea smiled around her mouthful.  After a few more


tugs, and accompanying moans from the redhead, she


moved to the other breast.  As she nipped and tugged


on that nipple, her fingers played with damp one.




"Ooh Teaaaa..." the agent moaned.




"Oh Dana.  I've only begun," the blonde said as her


mouth blazed a trail down Dana's slender body to the


copper-colored fur pointing to the agent's treasure.




"So pretty," Tea muttered as she fingered the neatly


trimmed thatch of hair.  Her fingers move lower and


pulled Dana's mound open, saying "So beautiful..."




After saying those words, Tea found a better use for


her multi-talented mouth.  First placing a sweet, soft


kiss on Dana's nether lips, Tea began to explore her


new lover's wet heat.




Dana shivered with unvoiced pleasure as the woman's


tongue snaked around her mound, delving into her


petal-like folds and tasting the agent's intense


arousal.




The feeling of the actress' tongue sliding into her


was incredible.  Scully quickly found herself on the


verge of orgasm.  Her moans filled the sleeping area


as she relished Tea's artistry.




In moments, Dana was clawing the sheets beneath her. 


Her moans became a low wail as her body shook with the


force of a fiercely exquisite climax.




Tea felt the velvet walls tighten around her tongue


and the agent's fluid gush into her lips and into her


mouth.  The tangy juice was nectar to the actress. 


She wanted more.




Dana was coming down from her climax-induced high and


realized Tea wasn't stopping.  The woman's tongue


continued to dip into her.  "Oh Goddd..." 




Tea was able to take her time and thoroughly enjoy her


partner's spicy flavor.  Her tongue started a pattern


on Dana's sex before she changed and explored the


red-furred mound randomly.




Loud squeals exploded from Dana every time Tea's


tongue even brushed her clitoris.  The squeals turned


into a long, loud moan as Tea sucked at the little bud


while her fingers slid into Dana's moist tightness.




"OOOOOOooooooOOOOOOO!!!  GGGGOOOooooooOOOODDDDDD!!!"




Dana collapsed back, her chest heaving as she tried to


recover from one of the strongest orgasms of her life.


 Tea propped her head on her hand as she lay next to


Scully, licking her lips and gazing lovingly at the


sweaty woman she had just enjoyed.




Finally opening her eyes, Dana managed to whisper,


"God, you are..."




When she didn't go on, Tea smiled happily and said,


"You are so beautiful!  So sexy!  So delicious!"




Dana leaned up and kissed Tea, tasting herself. 


"Mmm..."




"You like?"




"Not as much as I'll like you..."




Tea laughed, "But you haven't even..."




"I will," Dana promised.




And, in moments, she had her face pressed into the


dripping cleft beneath Tea's dark curls, her tongue


tasting and enjoying the actress' sweet tanginess.  




* * *




"We made love for hours.  It was fantastic!" Dana said


as she finished her tale.  "So that was my Hollywood


adventure.  Anything else?" 




"So did you ever get together again after that night?"




"Nope.  We met at the premier and it was nice but we


didn't have a chance to do anything...fun."  Dana


chuckled, "Oh, and no one else knows anything about


this."




"So I can't tell Mulder?"




"No!  I'm waiting for the proper moment to torture him


with this myself."




Fingers combed through Dana's rust-colored curls and


into her.  With a chuckle, her lover asked, "So when


you gonna tell me about Sunnydale and this...  What


did you call her, a slayer?"




"Yes, a vampire slayer."




"Sounds like a nice, creepy story, Dana."




"Oh it was, Monica.  It was," Dana whispered as she


snuggled closer to her raven-haired lover.  "Sexy


too..."

The End 





 (c) John O'Conner

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