Tales Told by Jafar

Jafar -- master of the unfinished story? Perhaps. I do have some tendencies in that direction, I'm afraid (sheepish grin here). Anyway, all these stories have more or less work done on them and all intend to get themselves posted one day. If any of the ideas intrigue you, write a story based on them! I ask you to change the title from mine, but remember that ideas are not copyrightable and seed ideas are valuable. If you would, email your story to me when you're done, though, so I can read it too!

A Comfortable Old Pair of Genes: (mc Mf) Something horrible saved the human race 15,000 generations ago, but left us scarred and twisted. Professor Perry has unlocked the secret to returning our species to Eden.

Fortified Whole Milk: (mc Mf) Mix a girl as pure as fortified whole milk with a boss as nasty as maggot-riddled rancid flour, and what do you get? Well, I'm still not entirely sure, but it's kind of fun finding out.

Gifts: (mc Mf, inc) Ralph really isn't a whores' whisperer like his uncle Burt -- he's more of a whores' mumbler, just able to wheedle people into accepting gifts. But ... you make use of the talents you're given. (Story idea in collaboration with J.K.)

Greencard: (mc Mf, inc) A young man finds out about an underground group using Japanese do-it-yourself kits for brain-training unsuspecting victims. How does he go about ordering such a kit?

Ho' o' the Mistletoe: (mc Mf, inc) Aaaaaah, the power of mistletoe.

John Thomas: Alien at Large: (mc Mf, inc) John Thomas, the one-legged squid, hitches a ride on a new host.

Kaleidoscope: (mc Mf, inc) Cool toy: dial a personality change, have the subject look through the eyepiece, and presto, character tweak. The only trouble is, there's no user manual and nobody knows which combinations produce which personality tweaks.

Parent-Teacher Meeting: (mc Mf, inc) The new teacher, Mr Stiles, has a way about him. All of the parents and fellow teachers agree on this. Some of the senior students are suspicious that he always gets whatever he wants, but perhaps they can be persuaded too.

Pink Mist: (mc Mf) Gloria keeps coming to her senses to realize that a pink fog has rolled into her mind and that she has been doing uncharacteristic things. Damn, that makes her hot!

Rumors: (mc Mf, inc) The power of ideas ... is awesome. What if, in the gumbo of thoughts in the world today, one appears that is really big and really bad but really erotic? If it gets everyone to banging their neighbor, who's gonna stop the gumbo from turning septic? Change is coming -- that much is certain ....

The Seven Horny Guys and the Sexpot: An essay on erotica, from the relatively warped and twisted perspective of Jafar.

seXistenZ: (mc Mf, inc) What can we usefully accomplish using only dreams as a tool? You'd be surprised.

She Guevarra: (mc Mf) Maybe I'm still part schoolboy, but women are fun to infuriate. Especially revolutionary women.

Spelling Be: (mc Mf, inc) Each year, Reinhold Maga holds a spelling bee party. The guests wear necklaces that spell out how they should behave, and they try to guess what their necklaces say by how their personality changes.

Swingers: (mc Mf) New attitudes can be infectious. Be grateful for this.

The Thirteenth Whore: (mc Mf) "The Matrix" asked if we're all participants in some huge computer simulation of reality. What if we're all part of the simulation too, in some huge game of Sims? We'd be a lot easier to reprogram then, wouldn't we?

The Under Covers Trilogy: (mc Mf) Conspiracy. Students. Reporters. Cops. Mimes. Just kidding about that last one.

The Whores' Whisperer: (mc Mf) Girls will be girls, but sometimes they need the voice of a strong man to guide them into doing what is right. Burt Maga is just a cowboy with the ability to communicate with whores.