Hungry Guy Stories

Q.

Where do you get your ideas?

A.

I get a lot of my ideas in dreams or while daydreaming in the morning before I get out of bed. I keep pad and pen by my bed at night, and I often wake up with a page of incoherent scribbled notes. The notes are often enough to jog my memory and make me remember my dream, and then I work up a story outline and then put it in my pile of stories-to-write.

Q.

Where can I find all your stories?

A.

All my stories are right here on ASSTR; every story I've ever written is here.

In addition, all my stories are also on Storiesonline.

Many of my stories are on Literotica, but a few of my stories are too extreme for them.

Some of my stories are also on Fetish Pee Erotica.

Some of my stories straddle the boundary between erotica and legitimate science fiction and have been published on Bewildering Stories.

I even managed to get a story published on Ruthie's Club!

Q.

Will you write a story about me?

A.

I've written stories at the request of female fans before. So I might. Send me an email with your idea and tell me a little about yourself.

Describe the situation or dilemma you'd like to find yourself in the story, your sexual fantasies, kinks, fetishes, etc. Describe the other people who might be in the story -- boyfriend, family members, etc. And tell me what country you live in and describe your town or city so I can write about the setting of the story.

If I like your idea and agree to write the story, be prepared to send me some digital photos of yourself; a photo of you in typical clothing for you, a close-up of you face, and a full body nude.

I need this to be inspired. Plus, think of it as my fee for writing the story :-)

Q.

What's a Cum Sponge or Sperm Sponge?

A.

A Cum Sponge is a woman who is wearing a special halter that I made myself. The halter consists of two halves.

One half is worn by the woman over her head with a cock ring held firmly over her mouth. The halter is buckled and locked tightly in place on her head so she cannot remove it or pull away.

I wear the other half around my hips and waist. That same cock ring is held firmly agaisnt the base of my cock.

I will wear her like that for anywhere from a few hours to a whole weekend. During this time, she must consume any and all fluids that come out of my cock. I'll be able to sit and watch TV for hours on end while drinking a six-pack of Guinness without once getting up to use the toilet.

Q.

Can I be your Cum Sponge? Please!

A.

If you're a natural biological female, then it's a possibility :-)

Write to me at hungry@stoolmail.zzn.com, and tell me a little about yourself.

Send me a photo (doesn't have to be nude unless you want to) and tell me a little about yourself.

Q.

Does your Edge Play club really exist where there are live human toilet slaves in the restrooms? Or is there a club like it somewhere?

A.

No, it doesn't exist. To make sure the name wasn't being used by a real club, I did a Google search on the name before I used it in any of my stories. While I've heard that there are BDSM brothels where you pay a dominant to use you, there is no such club as my Edge Play where there are human toilet slaves in the restrooms. When I become a famous writer, I'll use my fortune to buy some cops and politicians, and start my Edge Play club.

Q.

How do I get someone to be my toilet slave?

A.

Frankly, it will be extremely difficult to find someone willing to accede to this ultimate form of submission. Although, I ocasionally get a question from someone asking how to be a toilet slave, so your quest isn't futile. The best way is to join a BDSM group in your area. Then attend a few munches until you find a partner with similar interests in watersports and scat play.

Q.

How do I become a toilet slave?

A.

I often get people asking where to find a toilet slave. Therefore, I expect that you will find it easy to find someone if you offer yourself thusly. To do so, join a BDSM group in your area. Then attend a few munches until you find a partner with similar interests in watersports and scat play.

Q.

Where did you get that toilet slave bed I see here in all your photos?

A.

Q.

Where did you get that leather harness to strap a girl's mouth to your cock?

A.

Q.

Can you send me a copy of the plans?

A.

I plan to scan them into my computer and post them to the Web soon. I just need to find a place to host them. Maybe Geocities or Angelfire. When I do, I'll add a link to them from here.

Q.

Are there any heath risks to using, or being, a toilet slave?

A.

Using a toilet slave: The risks are no different than receiving oral sex from someone.

Being a toilet slave: There is some debate on this in the BDSM newsgroups. I'm no doctor, so do your own research, and accept or reject the risks you find.

For piss, the consensus, as I've read in the newsgroups, is that urine is sterile coming from healthy person. However, by drinking piss, you will be peeing doubly concentrated piss, and so will be making your kidneys work a little harder. But if you are fit and healthy, this shouldn't be a problem. And you're an adult, and so it's your choice what risks are acceptable to you.

Shit is much riskier, however. Shit contains concentrated intestinal bacteria, but if you are healthy and have a strong immune system, this shouldn't be a problem. Also, you can get a dose of hepatitis by eating shit from an infected person. If your relationship is monogamous, and you trust your partner, the risk should be negligible. If you plan to be a toilet slave to someone you met in a newsgroup, munch, or such, you can still reduce the risk of hepatitis by getting a series of hepatitis vaccines before your encounter. Like I said above, you're an adult, and it's your choice what risks are acceptable to you.

Generally, I recommend that, before you offer yourself as a toilet slave, you get a series of hepatitis vaccines (tell your doctor that you're planning a trip to the Amazon jungle or something), also get a prescription of antibiotics. Start taking the antibiotics a few days before your service, and have enough to last a day or two after. If you've a toilet slave to this person recently before, then you'll probably have developed an immunity to their bacteria and won't need the antibiotics on subsequent encounters.

Q.

What should I bring with me to go be someone's toilet slave?

A.

I recommend the following:

• Bring a prescription of antibiotics to last a few days before to a few days after your service. Tell your doctor that you're taking a trip down to the Amazon or something and you want them in case of an emergency.

• If you are going to be a full-time toilet slave for a week or more, and consume no nourishment than what comes out of your client's urethra and anus, then you'll also need to take a daily multi-vitamin.

• If you are male being used by a female, then bring a few disposable shavers. Your face will be her toilet seat, and she won't want to sit on your prickly stubble.

Q.

What does piss taste like?

A.

It depends a little on the other person.

If your client is female and she sits her ass on your mouth with your head supporting the weight of her body (which is more common because it is less messy -- she can't miss your mouth and you can't spit any out), piss will taste a little bitter (kind of like when you eat her pussy when she hasn't washed all day). However, if she squats over your face by a couple of inches, then the taste will be worse. This is because the sense of taste is aided by the sense of smell. Since your sense of smell will be heightened, the taste of her piss will be a little stronger. But that way (squatting above your face) tends to be messy because it's hard for her to aim into your mouth constantly and so pee all over your face.

If your client is male, I really can't answer with any authority. But I would guess a man's piss tastes no different than a woman's piss. Also, it is most likely, in this case, that you'll be squatting in an upright position while he steps up to your face and pees into your mouth like a urinal.

Q.

How do you swallow fast enough when someone pisses into your mouth?

A.

A average person's bladder isn't very large and so your client probably won't ever fill your mouth to bursting.

Try this experiment.

• Take two clean large plastic cups.

• Wait until you have to pee really bad.

• When you have a full bladder and can't hold it in any more, piss into one cup.

• Mark a point on the cup where the piss fills the cup to.

• Pour the piss into the toilet.

• Place the clean cup next to the pissed cup.

• Put a mark on the clean cup at the same spot.

• Throw the pissed cup away.

• Fill the clean cup with water up to the mark.

• Pour the water into your mouth without swallowing it.

That is about what a person with a normal full bladder will piss into your mouth at one time.

Q.

How can you swallow fast enough when someone shits into your mouth?

A.

Shit is a lot harder to swallow than piss. While piss is relatively odorless and tasteless, shit stinks so bad that it makes you want to gag and puke. Furthermore, a large bowel movement can fill your mouth several times over.

If your client squats over your mouth, it will be somewhat easy to swallow each stool.

However, if your client sits with their ass on your face, with your head supporting the weight of their body, and they don't lift up to let you swallow each stool, it can be a struggle to swallow fast enough to keep up. It all depends on how cruel your client is to you.

Q.

What does shit taste like?

A.

That depends largely on your client's diet and body chemistry.

If your client sits their ass on your mouth with your head supporting the weight of their body (which is more common because it is less messy -- they can't miss your mouth and you can't spit any out), shit tastes like thick bitter lumpy pudding.

However, if your client squats over your face by a couple of inches, then the smell will be nauseating. As I said before, the sense of taste is closely associated with the sense of smell. The smell of their shit will make you gag the moment it emerges from their asshole inches from your nose. But that way (squatting above your face) tends to be messy because it's hard for your client to aim into your mouth, and so shit all over your face.

Furthermore, the texture of a person's shit varies by person. Most people shit soft lumpy shit. But some people's shit is watery and fatty. I suppose ask what kind of shit a person has when you're working out a meeting details, but you're most likely not going to find out until they are sitting on your face, starts to grunt, and their asshole starts to pucker against your lips.