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Gold Bar, WA

Welcome!

I'm Russell Hoisington, and I live in the State of Confusion.

Are you confused, too?

If you live in the United States and aren't old enough to vote, or if you aren't old enough to legally give consent for sex where you live, or if reading stories with sexual content is not allowed in your repressive society, or if you can't distinguish between fantasy and reality, then you are unquestionably confused about where you belong.

I can end your confusion: you belong somewhere else. Please leave now.

No, I mean it! Good bye! Shoo! *Git!*

Those of you who remain may be wondering "Why is he confused?"

I'm confused by the fact that reading is an art that is vital to civilized existence, but it's a dying art and nobody seems to care. If you don't read, how can you develop your imagination? An insufficiently developed imagination is indistinguishable from stupidity, and NOTHING is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientiously applied stupidity.

My solution is to make others WANT to read by writing stories about something they like. But what does everone like? I was confused about that, so I surveyed six human beings, two dogs, a cat, a hamster, a turtle, and a Baptist. The results were eleven of twelve in favor of sex (the Baptist was afraid sex might lead to dancing). So, I decided to write sex stories.

People ask, "What kind of a sex story writer are you?" I'm confused about how to categorize myself. The best answer is, "The kind who writes whatever the heck he feels like at the moment," which is probably a non-answer. As a GENERAL rule, my stories are light hearted and humorous and involve consensual sex. I'm not into abuse and forced activity, so you should expect to see that only when I'm trying to show why the good guys are justified in playing whoopass on the bad guys.

You can expect to see any of the following story codes (if you want more information of story codes go to Uther's explanation of ASS* story codes.): 1st cons exhib inc nosex oral ped pett rom ScFi solo toys.

All stories on my web page are complete. The longer stories are broken into two or more parts and saved in text format on my FTP page.

PLEASE NOTE: My stories are copyrighted. Please do *not* remove the author information or make any changes to this story. You may post freely to non-commercial (free) sites, or in the "free" area of commercial sites. That does *not* mean that they are in the public domain, nor does it mean that I give permission for you to use them in spam advertising. I reserve the right to determine what is "spam advertising" by *my* definition, not yours or anyone else's. Thank you for your consideration.

Special thanks to Dryad for creating this site and to Gary Jordan and Denny for their invaluable assistance. I couldn't have the site without ASSTR.

On to the stories!