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After I announced the idea for a Seuss Fest, be287m decided to voice a complaint in the forum. At least he did it in rhyme ...
be287m
Oh dear Friday,
She must now pay.
To write in verse,
It is a curse.
To add in sex?
Much too complex.
It's not the way
I want to play.
There is no plot.
It isn't hot.
There's no romance.
The words can't dance.
So Arty please
write us a tease.
Describe the way
we pay Friday.
Friday
Do not ask Arty for a tease
He will not listen to your pleas
I'm his muse and he loves me
We suit each other to a T
If you wish to pass on this fest
If you feel you're not up to the test
Then by all means go ahead
You can just ignore this thread
Not all stories must have romance
With deathless love a circumstance
Why not try another tack?
Three young girls in the sack
Maybe with a lustful stud
Who likes to watch and stroke his pud
I hope this verse has helped you see
You do not need to punish me
Have some fun or take a pass
But ask not Arty to tease this lass
So be287m will you try?
Will you be a stand-up guy?
Give it a whirl and try your best
Please participate in my Seuss Fest
be287m
I read this response and muttered "Geesh!"
You had to end by asking "Please."
So now I stare at my bad rhymes
And try to think of better times
When words flowed free and in a tumble
No pace or rhyme for me to fumble
When words showed sights and recalled caresses
Not staccato sounds with all their messes
But rather different I would think
To write in verse and write of kink.
No romance? Three girls? Maybe incest?
For you I will give it my best.
It may not make ol' Seuss that proud
But this here's quite a different crowd
And while I'd hoped for Arty's tease
I've changed my mind since you said "Please."
Friday
I saw your post and said "Hurray"
That be287m decided to play
This fest you see is all about fun
not trying to make the authors run
I can not wait to read your tale
of cocks and cunts and mighty wails
I must confess I wish to see
if I will laugh until I [censored]
uh with that bad rhyme I think I'll stop
before someone here calls the cops
All day tomorrow you'll have some peace
I'll be offline to enjoy a feast
on this day (the 27th) I was wedded
and then soon after was very much bedded :D
to celebrate our day we must travel
4 hours each way, what a hassle
visting family then out to dinner
oh yes this day will be a winner
we'll get to talk and maybe shop
drink some champagne with a cork that pops
then off to bed for some fun
not that you fools the day is done
sleep is now of what I speak
you will not hear our bed creak
we'll be too tired, no such luck
this year we'll skip the anniversary fuck
and now my friends this tale is done
I'll be hoping all of you get some!
Friday
just shoot me now
Friday, dear, you have a problem. Does anyone know if there is a
support group for rhyme-aholics?
Happy Anniversary!
If you don't get help here,
Cat >^.,.^<
I can hardly
find the time
to write at all,
far less in rhyme.*
And now you ask
of me a task.
Describe the way
we pay Friday
I must confess
I did my best.
But as you see
I failed miserably.
Arty
(*Yes I know I changed the rhyming scheme, you can see why I'm not a
poet. 8-) Waiting for the New Year to bring inspiration.)
And with that ... Let the fest begin.
Dear Friday, since you asked me nice.
I've written this—no rhyme used twice!
It is the best that I can do
I dedicate it now to you.
be287m
*****
Dr. Seuss Provides the Girls
by be287m
Copyright 2004, all rights reserved
He told me it would be a lock
to get this girl to suck my cock
but what he then had failed to say
is how much that she'd make me pay.
She wanted cash, that's what she said,
before she'd start to give me head.
I thought "My god! She's just a whore!"
and so I asked "Can we do more?"
Two hundred if I chose to fuck
and so I tried to push my luck.
"Before we give it a quick twirl,
how much to add another girl?"
She paused a moment, lost in thought,
then said, "I know! Jan's rather hot!"
and when she'd made a quick phone call,
"Two hundred more and that's not all."
"She says she's got a special, mister.
For a grand she'll bring her sister."
Three girls! Oh wow! It was a dream!
An orgy sure would make me cream!
An ATM was on the block
and so I took a little walk.
When I returned—three in a bed!
A blonde, brunette, and one redhead!
The blonde approached, dropped to her knees,
undid my pants, began to please.
She kiss the tip, she licked the shaft.
The others joined, I almost laughed.
Three bobbing heads were down below.
Three gorgeous girls I did not know.
They sucked and licked as they were able,
beyond just "French" it had no label.
My balls were tongued, my thighs were kissed
and not a single inch was missed.
They passed my cock from mouth to mouth
and then their own hands headed south.
They touched themselves, and then their neighbor.
Oh the sight—my breath did labor!
They shifted `round so I could see.
I shot my load across all three.
Their sighs and moans were fake, who cares?
I longed to touch their other wares.
So on the bed a puppy pile,
I would be hard in a short while.
I kissed a mouth, I tongued a breast,
then headed down to taste the rest.
Her nectar was a tasty treat.
I smiled and then began to eat.
She arched her back and screamed out loud.
I knew I could not be that proud.
She rolled aside—I saw the second.
Open thighs that clearly beckoned.
A clit enlarged and new to me,
I gave a lick, found it tasty,
and so I licked left, up, and down.
Basically I went to town.
She shuddered soon and grabbed my hair.
She said she was too tender there,
and so the third girl took her turn.
I stoked her fire to make her burn.
I never understood the fuss,
I always liked cunningulus.
So when the third began to moan,
it was enough—I had a bone.
My cock slid in the brunette's cunt.
She was quite tight—I had to grunt.
The redhead thought that was just fine.
She grabbed the blonde to sixty nine.
I stroked her deep, it seemed like hours,
remaining hard took all my powers,
but in each one I had to be,
to really justify the fee.
And so I switched girls rather quick.
I left the blonde for her to lick.
The redhead gave me quite a ride,
all wet and slick and hot inside.
But even then I saved the best,
to fuck the blonde and watch incest!
The sisters munched each others' box
And drilled each other with fake cocks.
It was too much for me that day,
load number two was on its way.
The blonde could feel what was to pass,
She said I should cum in her ass.
So with some work I took my pole
and rammed it in her other hole.
It wasn't long—I had to cum!
The other girls, they wanted some.
So pulling out, I shot my spray,
to their delight; the blonde's dismay.
Unfortunately I soon found,
I could not go another round.
They called me a fantastic lay,
but I knew I was just okay.
It's for my cash they had some use,
to pay their pimp—one Dr. Seuss.
Hi Folks,
Well, I figured I'd post the first story for the Seuss Fest. Many
thanks go to Girl Friday for her editing, I really appreciated it!
Anyway, without further ado, here we go...
Sue and Lou Finally Get A Clue
by Tom Schroeder
Copyright 2004, all rights reserved
Once there were two teenagers, named Sue and Lou,
And they did all the things that most teenagers do.
They went out for parties, and went out on a date,
And sometimes got in trouble if they stayed out too late.
They were friends to be sure, but didn't go with one another,
Sue's parents were friends with Lou's single mother.
Sue's mother was Grace and her father was named Larry,
While Lou's mother's name they all knew was Mary.
They would get together and talk about each others kid,
And about the exasperating things that teenagers did.
Sue's parents talked about her, until finally with a sigh,
Grace said, "I wish Sue would meet a nice guy".
"I wish Lou would do the same," said his mother Mary,
And she would get sad little smiles from Grace and from Larry.
They knew the kids were close with their wants and their likes,
After all, they'd known each other since they first rode on trikes.
Sue would go out on a date, and would talk to her mother Grace,
"How did the date go?" Sue could only make a face.
Grace would comfort her daughter and let out a sigh,
And tell Sue, "Honey, I hope you meet the right guy."
Lou one day went over to talk to his friend Sue,
As the sun was settling in its dusk gathered hue.
Lou saw Sue on the porch and saw she was crying,
He asked, "What's wrong?" "I'm fine." She was lying.
He sat down next to her, and held her real tight,
As the sun finally set turning dusk into night.
She turned to face him. "Why are you crying," he repeated.
"Oh," she sobbed, "When I date I don't like the way I'm treated."
"When I go out they all seem to go into this trance,
And all they want to do is get into my pants."
His eyes were sympathetic, then turned to rage,
Like some wild animal that had been trapped in a cage.
"Why," he hissed, "If you were my girl,
I'd treat you like the most wonderful one in the world!"
"You're beautiful," he continued, "I'm not going to lie."
"But if that's all they want then they're not your guy."
He then thought for a second, and he shot up like a bolt,
And said, "Why didn't I see this before? I can be such a dolt!"
Sue turned to her friend and said, "What do you mean?"
And then her heart melted when she saw his eyes of green.
He said, "As you know, I've been known to date,
And I try to go out with girls that are great."
"But when I went out with them, I didn't have a clue,
Until this very minute I was comparing them to you."
He looked down at Sue and she started to smile,
And said, "Do you mind if you hold me for a while?"
They sat back on the porch, and Lou had a smile on his face,
While through the window they were watched, it was Sue's mother Grace.
She quietly walked over to her husband Larry,
And said, "They finally found one another, I'm going to call Mary."
After a while they went to the window, the young couple hadn't moved,
While Sue's parents just smiled at each other, they definitely approved.
Sue snuggled on the porch with her friend Lou,
And he quietly told her, "Do you know what I want to do?"
"No," she replied. "I want to give you a kiss."
He met his lips to hers, when they touched it was bliss!
As their passion heated up on Sue's front porch,
The fire within them lit up like a torch.
For Lou the passion and fire were thick,
With a growing desire gathering in his dick.
For Sue, the passion made her shudder and shiver,
And she knew that her pussy was running like a river.
After a while he looked at his watch, it was eleven o'clock,
And with a groan he moved his hand down and readjusted his cock.
"I have to get home love, I cannot be late",
"But if you're free tomorrow night I'd like to take you on a date."
"I'd love that," Sue replied, "We have been such dolts,
When we kissed it felt like ten million volts."
"I agree Sue," Lou said with a chuckle,
"When we kissed tonight I felt my knees buckle."
They kissed each other good night, and into the house Sue did fly,
And when her parents asked what happened Sue said, "What a guy!"
Larry said, "Sometimes you're so dense, we don't know what to do.
We always felt the perfect guy for you was always Lou."
"Why didn't you say anything before," said his daughter Sue,
"You had to figure it all out for yourself," he replied, "Now what are
you going to do?"
"I'm going to date him," she said with a smile,
"I think deep down I've known this for a while."
"I'm glad you are finally together," said her mother Grace,
While Sue's eyes were glazed over as she stared into space.
"You are so much alike," Grace continued, "and I really like Lou."
"After all you've both known each other ever since you were two."
They started dating, and everything was great,
And time seemed to stand still when they were out on a date.
They dated through school and throughout the summer,
Except when they had to visit distant family, which was always a bummer.
Their friends were happy for them, and they would always smile,
And they were very similar in their approach and their style.
Their friends would laugh when Lou would make eyes at his girl,
And one of them said jokingly, "You're both so cute I'm gonna hurl."
Their senior year passed quickly, and it was almost time to leave school,
And they got into the same college, which they thought was real cool.
While they made out and petted they hadn't gone all the way yet,
They wanted it to be special, and finding a place was hard to get.
Sue figured out the time they would have their best chance,
One night she told Lou, "How about after the Prom Dance?"
Lou smiled and kissed Sue and said, "Are you sure?"
"More than anything else, now that I have you on my lure."
They went to the dance, and it went very well,
But they wanted it over so they could go to the hotel.
They got to the room, and they both let out a whistle,
Sue then tackled him and said, "Let me get my hands on that missile."
They smiled at each other in their love and their passion,
While they got out of their clothes, which they did after a fashion.
She went down on Lou and started to hum,
And was surprised when he quickly filled her mouth with come.
He then laid her down and said, "It's my turn"
As he went down on her, and she started her slow burn
He lapped at her pussy, paying attention to her clit,
And when she came like a freight train, she yelled out "Shit!"
He brought her to another one quickly, her ass came off the bed,
While he felt her thighs tightly clamp themselves around his head.
He brought her down gently, and she looked at him with a smile,
And said, "I'm going to remember this night for a while!"
They looked at each other, lost in passion and fire,
While their love poured out for each other in their desire.
Lou reached for a condom, and said, "Its time for a thrill,"
Sue stopped him and said, "You don't need that `cause I'm on the pill!"
Her words had an immediate effect on his cock,
It was hard already but now was like a rock.
He looked down at his cock, then up at his girl Sue,
And said, "Geez talking like that that is going to make it spew!"
She then looked up at him and could see his big smile,
And said, "I got you off earlier so you could last a while."
She then smiled gently, her eyes glowing and merry,
And said, "Come here hunk, and take your girl's cherry!"
He looked at her, her love for him was all over her face,
As he placed his cock at the entrance of her most intimate space.
He entered her slowly, and pardon me for rhymin',
But she howled and squealed as he pushed past her hymen.
Everything was new, each sensation experimental,
But the pain soon was gone, he was being very gentle.
She felt filled completely, the feeling quite striking,
While he found the sensation very much to his liking.
He started stroking slowly, his head in a whirl,
While he professed his love to his girl.
They both were enjoying the heavenly sensations,
And started moving and grinding in new variations.
He picked up the pace as her orgasm came on strong,
And when he felt her come around him he knew it wasn't long.
As she came over and over, he let out a grunt,
And spilled his seed into his lover's cunt.
As he got off her, trying to recover,
She said to him "My God, you're a beautiful lover."
She then sighed, and told Lou, "I'll love you forever,
I can't believe it took us so long to get together."
She went to the restroom, and as she came out of the door,
She noticed he was hard again, and said, "Ready for more?"
"For you, and only you always," he said with a smile,
As she climbed on top of him and rode him cowgirl style.
The next day dawned, they were laying in bed spooning,
When the alarm went off and the radio was crooning.
They got up and greeted each other with a kiss,
And were wrapped up in each other in their own special bliss.
They checked out and went home, they both were aglow,
And when he went home, Mary asked, "How did it go?"
Sue's parents were talking to her as Lou was talking to Mary,
When Sue started to speak, Grace said, "Well maybe we shouldn't
embarrass Larry."
They made love all summer, whenever they could,
And when they came together, it was very good.
They made love one night camped under the stars,
And when they couldn't find anyplace better, in each other's cars.
They went to college, and found it was great,
And they got along with each other's roommate.
They made love in the dorm when a roommate was out,
And their noises of passion would come out in a shout.
The time finally came when they graduated school,
And they found a place together; it was one with a pool.
They took a vacation, and rode in a carriage,
When the discussion turned seriously to marriage.
Lou said, "I have known you and loved you all my life,
And I would be most honored if you'd be my wife."
Sue look at the ring, and she started to cry,
And she squealed, "Yes, you wonderful guy!"
So thanks for the opportunity for sharing this story with you,
About how Sue and Lou finally got a clue.
The End
I'm Not Scared To Take A Dare
By Girl Friday
Copyright 2004, all right reserved
I'm Not Scared To Take A Dare
When I was kid, just turned eighteen
My friends did something kind of mean
We were playing a game, rather raunchy you see
"Truth or Dare?" they said to me
Never once have I backed down
And so I said to those mangy clowns
"I choose the latter, now let's see
A dare with a little originality."
They huddled, and planned, and finally talked
They said for me to take a walk
Down to the store where I might see
Rack upon rack of porn magazines
"Buy three," they said, "and bring them back here
You sneered at us, you made it clear
That nothing we do would cause you fear
Go buy us porn, so that we may leer."
Oh crap, oh shit, what could I do?
I swear my insides turned to goo.
That adult store was owned by none other
Than my gorgeous, hunky, sexy brother
I just knew he'd laugh and make me squirm
He loved to tease me, called me a worm
With my face burning and turning bright red
I headed to the store, my heart filled with dread
I opened the door, barely noticed the warning
And there was my brother, fresh as the morning
He smiled at me and then he said,
"Just what has gotten into your head?"
"You can't come in. Did you read the sign?
Get out of here before I get fined!"
Was he stupid? Or merely blind?
"I'm of age, no one will mind."
My brother looked stunned, and then turned pink
"You know, you're right. I just didn't think.
So why are you here? What do you need?"
"I think I want some magazines to read."
His blinked and laughed and pointed the way
He asked me why I needed porn today
I told him about my stupid friends' dare
As I picked some mags, with one to spare
I tossed the mags towards brother's hands
One flipped wide open as it did land
My brother turned it and slid it towards me
The picture was hot, made me weak in the knees
A beautiful young woman down on her knees
A young naked man she was trying to please
His thick hard cock was buried in her mouth
Just looking at it made me tingle down south
My brother, ever observant, noticed my gaze
His words at first didn't penetrate my daze
The cock in that picture was really big
It made my boyfriend's look like a twig
"Hey little sis, do you like that big dick?"
I didn't even think, just answered him quick
"Oh hell yes, I love that huge dick.
Looks like something I'd love to lick!"
My brother laughed and shook his head
"That cock is tiny, really small," he said.
"Mine is more than twice that size."
I looked at him and thought, "He lies!"
"That's can't be true. I'm not impressed.
For a cock that big, I'd consider incest."
My brother blinked and then he stared,
"All right then, how 'bout a dare?"
"I'll pull it out and you can see
Just how big my cock might be.
If I'm right, we'll have some fun.
You'll suck my cock until I cum."
"If you're not impressed with what you see,
Those mags you want will be yours for free.
So what do you say, should I pull it out?"
I considered his offer, I had some doubt.
A dare is a thing I've never turned down
But this was my brother, not some hound
Still, if his dick was as huge as he said,
I wouldn't think twice about giving him head.
"All right, you're on. Let's see this big dick.
I'll take your dare, let's see who gets licked."
My brother smiled and opened his jeans.
It was the biggest damn cock I had ever seen.
This thing was huge, almost 10 inches long.
Who would've guessed I could be so wrong?
I dropped to my knees and gazed at it
I wasn't quite sure if my mouth would fit.
I stuck out my tongue and gave it a flick
Up and down his hard shaft, my tongue did lick
My brother groaned and begged me to suck
And when I did, he groaned, "Oh fuck!"
My tongue moved over him, increasing in speed
As he moaned and groaned and cried out with need
I sucked him hard, I sucked him fast
It wasn't long before he came with a blast
Shooting buckets of cum, his incestuous seed
I sucked him dry and completed the deed
My brother was panting and his eyes were glazed
I gloated and thought, "Now who's dazed?"
I picked up my mags and left him some money
"I'll see you at home, I'll bring the honey."
His wicked grin was the only answer I got
When he licked his lips, it made me so hot!
I went to my friends and forked over the stuff
Little did they know, I would call their bluff
They didn't think I would do their stupid dare
A dare I won't do? Now that would be rare.
Then they asked, "What took you so long?
We were convinced something was wrong."
I thought about giving my sexy brother head
Little did they know where their dare had led
If they ever found out, my brother would flip
So I smiled at them sweetly and licked my lips
"It was a long walk. I stopped for a rest."
I'll never tell them I know that incest is best.
--fin--
Spread Legs and Spam by Heathen
Copyright 2004, all rights reserved
I opened my e-mail
And the first thing I see
Is the face of a pervert
Staring through the screen at me.
The pervert smiled brightly
As he took over the display
He grinned even wider
Then started to sway.
“I have what you need!”
He shouted with glee.
“Just open this link,
What a sight you will see”
“No, no” I exclaimed
Preparing to click
“The sites you are hawking,
will sure make me sick”
“Just try it, just try it.
Get your willie in hand!
Just try it, Just once!
It’s Spread Legs and Spam!”
“Begone!” I sputtered
To the pervert named Stan.
“For I’m sure I won’t like
your Spread Legs and Spam”
“Just look, just once!
Bald pussy for free”
And see her with a dildo
For just a small fee.”
“Forget what you want.
I’ve got what you need
With movies like these
You’ll be spilling your seed”
“You’re blocking my mail”
I told the pervert named Stan
“and trying my patience
With you Spread Legs and Spam”
“I have Viagra,
For you poor wilted dick,
An instant big hard-on
With just a quick click”
“I can erase your debt
And give a fresh start
I’ve even got machines
To jump-start you heart”
“Six inches I can add
To your tiny small cock
And then something to look at
While you stroke ‘round the clock”
“What you are selling
Is what I don’t need
Just go away”
I started to plead
“Wait! Don’t delete!”
Stan gave a shout
“I have your preference here
I’ll just bring it out”
“A gang bang with Granny
Or perhaps midget sex,
What you really want
Will be coming up next”
“Girls sucking horses
maybe dogs and some mules
That should get the blood flowing
To the ol’ family jewels”
Tired of his trash
I started to grin
I knew the solution
To be well rid of him.
Mass deletion was called for
To wipe out his sick face
But soon there would be
Plenty more in it’s place.
“Fuck yourself Stan”
I shouted with glee
“Never again will you show
Your face around me”
A filter I installed
Over the objections of Stan
Now I am happy without
The “Spread Legs and Spam”
First Date
© Ed Houle 2004
All rights reserved.
Apologies to Mr. Geisel, and to anyone who reads this.
*****
She'd agreed with me to go on a date,
Something I'd wanted, knew would be great,
She and I would go to a movie,
And after that; maybe whoopee!
My car arrived at her house at eight,
Just in time, `cause she'd said "don't be late!"
Off we went toward the theatre,
Her in a dress that couldn't be sweeter.
In a row at the back we sat,
And no, I didn't take her to "The Cat in the Hat"
Around her shoulders my arm did snake,
Toward her tit my hand did make.
"I will not let you feel my breast,
your hand I cannot let there rest,
I could not, would not, let it be,
Why you've not even been to first base with me!"
Well that sounded like a hint,
So into my mouth went a mint,
Then we looked into each other's eyes,
And shared a deep kiss, what a surprise!
Lips together, tongues entwined,
On her mouth I wined and dined,
Passion rising, first base achieved,
How now would a stab at second be received?
Once more I set out on the quest,
My hand again sought her breast,
Moving gently; mustn't alarm her,
If I'm to penetrate her chaste armour.
A gentle moan told me all I needed,
To her tit, my hand succeeded,
It was soft and firm like a melon,
I knew right then that this was heaven.
Our moans and sighs must have penetrated the gloom,
Because soon we heard the voice of doom,
An usher leaned over and said quite softly,
"Break it up, or soon you'll be boffing!"
"I can't have that going on here you know,
or my boss will say it's me who must go,
this babe you're with has offered a boon,
but, for God's sake, go get a room!"
I looked at her and she at me,
And both realized we didn't need a movie,
Back to my car, to find a good spot,
And see if we could keep things hot.
We drove fast out to the country,
She leaned over and kissed my neck gently,
And took my free hand and placed it on her thigh,
I was shocked, but heard her sigh.
I moved my hand down to her knee,
And then back up, under her dress, now free,
Third base seemed likely, I had no thoughts of sin,
Her knees parted to let me in.
We found a place where we wouldn't be interrupted,
Things were going too well, let's not get busted;
I slid a hand toward her lovely tush,
While the other began to explore her bush.
Her puss was wet, the big lips slipp'ry
I started with one finger, then two, then three,
And moved my thumb up to her clit,
To drive her over the edge, it did flit.
Her cum when it came was something to see,
She yelled so loud it could have felled a tree,
Her back stiffened, her eyes flew wide,
For a minute there I was afraid she'd died.
I held her close against the shudders,
And now I knew there would be no others,
For a girl as wildly orgasmic as this,
Was surely one not to miss.
After a while I felt her hand,
Start its trek toward the promised land,
Working my zipper with fingers long,
From its prison she freed my dong.
"Could you, would you, suck my cock?
Could you, would you, make life rock?
As I sit and grope your bum,
My shaft's getting slick with pre-cum."
"I would not, could not, eat your meat,
I would not, could not, it's no treat,
If you think I'll drink your goo,
Well then mister I've got news for you!"
"You know I gave you one good cum,
did you think there'd not be another one?
Move to the back seat, don't make me hunt,
Spread you legs, I'll eat your cunt."
She jumped over the seat with alacrity
Hiked her dress and said "whee!"
"I've always wanted someone to do it,
just make sure you're careful with my clit!"
My boner forgotten, I dived for her muff,
Soon I couldn't get enough of her stuff,
Her taste was tangy with a wonderful musk,
Where, oh where would we be without lust?
I licked and I poked and I tongued and I nibbled,
She liked it aggressive, so I made like a dog with kibble,
Soon enough my ears she did seize,
And forced my face closer `til I didn't think I could breathe.
She grunted and moaned and screamed just a bit,
I snaked my arm up to grab on to her tit,
That was enough, she went off like a rocket,
But my dick reminded me that he wanted a socket.
She pushed me back and said, "Now let's see,
Is he all excited over me?"
She grabbed my dick and started pumping,
"Not so fast!" I yelled "or you'll see something!"
She leaned over for a closer look,
My face, I know, like an open book,
She met my gaze and watched me calmly,
As my eyes pleaded with her to swallow my salami.
Her hair tickled my tummy as she took a tentative lick,
The she said, "Oh wow, I'd expected ick,
But this is good, no great!"
She went back to work, my urges to sate.
It wouldn't take long, there was no danger her jaw
Would get tired or sore; my flaw,
When worked up this much is to be premature,
And worked up I was, that's for sure.
And so it happened, all good things must end,
I made sure to warn her, being a gentlemen,
It seemed that the taste of pre-cum,
Made her want to sample the rest, oh yum.
And taste it she did, there was ample opportunity,
`Cause the cum when it came could have started a community,
Her mouth soon filled, the last little spurt,
Dribbled off her chin and on to her skirt.
And so, my friends, here's to relate,
The happy tale of our very first date,
An event that's recorded in our family history,
`Cause after that night that girl married me.
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