Friday Knight Writers' Block
The Aftermath:
The Day Arty Stepped Over The Line
© 2003 by The Members of the FKWLounge and FDWritings
Reposted with permission of the authors.
All commentary in italics is by Arty and told from his point of view.
From: artyeleven
Date: Mon Dec 1, 2003 9:43am
Subject: Chanting
It has come to my attention that there has been some unlicensed chanting occurring in this here group.
This has got to stop.
The spread of unlicensed chanting could lead to the spontaneous creation of CMDs (Chants of Mass Destruction) and then where would we be? [On a side note: could anyone tell me why everyone wants to destroy Massachusetts? (Mass. Destruction) LOL! Oh all right I promise not to do it again!]
So from now on only licensed chanting allowed ... OK?
Licensed chant: 145, 145, 145, 145, 145 ...
Arty
(What do you sing as you hurtle over Niagara Falls in a refrigerator?
"Like a Fridge over troubled waters...")
From: rod_ramsey
Date: Mon Dec 1, 2003 2:50pm
Subject: Re: Chanting
Does that mean chanting "Fridayella, Fridayella, Fridayella" is prohibited and will result in my being punished? Preferably by Friday.
Rod
From: artyeleven
Date: Mon Dec 1, 2003 3:40pm
Subject: Re: Chanting
No.
Fridayella
by Arty
Fridayella. Story will open in new window.
Arty
(Sorry folks he made me do it!)
From: HopelessHeathen
Date: Mon Dec 1, 2003 6:13pm
Subject: Re: Chanting
Great story Arty. Only one Problem, our heroine doesn't get laid. At least make the magical dildo get her off every few minutes.
After all that the poor girl needs RELIEF!!
Heathen- who is still chuckling about the story.
The trouble starts!
From: girl_friday_70
Date: Mon Dec 1, 2003 6:28pm
Subject: Re: Chanting
Uh yeah - what he said ...
If you're going to continue to abuse me at least have the decency to make it worth my while!!
Friday
Needs a volunteer to provide "Relief"
When one's muse makes a request like that, what can one do but respond.
It's a difficult task but someone has to do it!
From: artyeleven
Date: Mon Dec 1, 2003 7:38pm
Subject: Re: Chanting
Relief
by Arty
Relief. Story will open in a new window.
Arty
(I'm in trouble now!)
On reflection, perhaps 1000 was too many? Yes, I think 1000 was probably overkill.
Oh well, perhaps the post-orgasmic haze will save me?
From: girl_friday_70
Date: Mon Dec 1, 2003 9:23pm
Subject: Re: Chanting
Well, I can say he is *definitely* in trouble.
I will have my revenge.
Friday
Nope. Maybe I can head trouble off at the pass?
From: artyeleven
Date: Mon Dec 1, 2003 9:44pm
Subject: Re: Chanting
*Looks innocent* What have I done?
Arty
(Of course if it involves a naked muse some silk scarves and honey then I'm your man! 8-) )
Dai is my friend. In this and other fora.
From: dai_wakizashi
Date: Mon Dec 1, 2003 11:13pm
Subject: Re: Chanting
Hmmm... after getting what you asked for... aren't you being a bit ungrateful... he's gone to all that trouble to satisfy your appet-... I mean wishes... and now, he finds himself in trouble... ;-p
I guess this is a case of a woman changing her mind, perhaps... ;-p
Dai
(trouble, I ain't looking for one, but sometimes it finds me)
Arty, you might want to adopt this one
Thanks Dai, but I don't think that's helping any.
From: girl_friday_70
Date: Tue Dec 2, 2003 4:51am
Subject: Re: Chanting
>(Of course if it involves a naked muse some silk scarves and honey then I'm your man! 8-) )
Well now that you mention it ... 2 out of 3 isn't bad.
Arty's punishment can be found here:
Friday's Revenge. Story will open in a new window.
Hope you enjoy it,
Friday
Nope, definitely didn't help. Though I must say Friday is very cute when she is cross!
I'll never look at the purple one in the same way again!
(I seem to be doing this a lot recently.)
From: artyeleven
Date: Tue Dec 2, 2003 9:27am
Subject: Relief II
Relief II
by Arty
Relief II. Story will open in a new window.
Arty
(Whose trepidation knows no bounds at this point.)
Fingers crossed.
From: girl_friday_70
Date: Tue Dec 2, 2003 1:23pm
Subject: Re: Relief II
That was most wonderful and exactly the sort of thing I was looking for. I don't mind all the fun and games, but every woman wants to be worshipped once in a while.
Thank you, dear one.
Friday
still glowing
and trying to return all that black leather crap
Yes! She loves me! Making up is so much fun don't you think?
From: HopelessHeathen
Date: Tue Dec 2, 2003 7:49am
Subject: Fridayella2
With apologies to Arty, I dreamed up this little tome. I couldn't let it alone:
Fridayella II: the Revenge. Story will open in a new window.
Enjoy,
Heathen-
Now there's a man who really knows the way to a girl's ... errr ... heart.
From: girl_friday_70
Date: Tue Dec 2, 2003 1:34pm
Subject: Re: Fridayella2
Finally! Arty's Relief II was wonderful but this is the icing on the cake.
Better hope Rod isn't pissed for being stuck with the ugly stepsisters though.
Friday
I'll never understand women, or muses.
Heathen gets praised and I get tied to a wall and sucked off by a purple dinosaur!
There ain't no justice I tell ya.
From: artyeleven
Date: Tue Dec 2, 2003 2:44pm
Subject: Re: Relief II
--- Friday MM(BL) wrote:
> <snip one of your best stories yet!>
You mean it didn't happen? 8-) Blast and it seemed so real too. 8-)
> That was most wonderful and exactly the sort of thing I was looking for. I don't mind all the fun
> and games, but every woman wants to be worshipped once in a while.
*Hurriedly kicks the chains and things under the bed, whistles and tries to look innocent*
Breaks into song:
"I'd do anything,
For you dear anything,
For you mean everything to me..."
[Oh all right, I'll stop laying on so thick ...]
> Thank you, dear one.
The pleasure was all mine.
> Friday
> still glowing
> and trying to return all that black leather crap
It's fun once in a while ... *leers*. Hence the alternate form of your musehood: Mistress Muse (Black Leather)
Arty
(Who is sailing close to the wind yet again. Will I never learn?)
More teasing. Will I never learn?
From: artyeleven
Date: Tue Dec 2, 2003 2:49pm
Subject: Re: Fridayella2
--- Friday SMM(CC)* wrote:
> Finally! Arty's Relief II was wonderful but this is the icing on
> the cake.
Oi! At least I fed you, doesn't that count for anything nowadays?
LOL!
> Better hope Rod isn't pissed for being stuck with the ugly stepsisters though.
Doesn't matter if he is, he can just take it out on their bottoms! 8-)
Arty
(*Sex Maniac Muse (Crossed Condoms) - I really, really deserve everything I get don't I? ROFL)
I'm glad someone is having fun ...
From: rod_ramsey
Date: Tue Dec 2, 2003 3:26pm
Subject: Re: Fridayella2
> Better hope Rod isn't pissed for being stuck with the ugly stepsisters though.
> Friday
While the 'Ugly Stepsisters' pale when compared to the delectable Fridayella, they are quite attractive (whenever Friday isn't around).
As for the daunting task of punishing the backsides of these two very naughty wenches well...can you say 'Job Lottery'? A tough job, but someone has to do it.
Rod
Oh Kira, where did you put my tawse?
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Acknowledgements
This page would not have been possible without the great wit and insight
of the following illustrious persons:
Arty
Rod Ramsey
HopelessHeathen
Dai Wakizashi
Thanks guys, you're great!
--Fin--
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