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			Frequently Asked Questions
			Stuff Fans Ask Via Email 
			Guaranteed to put you to sleep.
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	- I've been reading erotica for years but never noticed your stuff until recently. When did you start writing?
 
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	- I started writing in late July 2003.
 
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	- Do you have a background in creative writing?
 
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	- Nope. I have done some technical writing for my employer but no creative writing since college.
 
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	- Are any parts of your stories true?
 
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	- Coffee with Dad is a completely true story of growing up and my relationship with my father. Sometimes I'll loosely base a character on someone I knew in high school or college. The plots are entirely fiction and most of the sex is just fantasy. For example, I did play truth or dare in a barn during a graduation party, the kiss did happen, but it was much tamer and that was the end of it. Kapeesh?
 
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	- Do you have any plans to write a novel or go mainstream?
 
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	- Not only no, but hell no. Writing a novel would kill me.
 
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	- How old are you?
 
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	- I was born in 1970. You do the math.
 
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	- What's your real name?
 
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	- If I was going to answer that I wouldn't be using a pseudonym.
 
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	- What do you do for a living?
 
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	- I catalog books.
 
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	- "Huh?" you say.
	
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	- Okay -- I'm a librarian. Think about that the next time you ask your friendly librarian a question. You just never know what she might be doing for fun.
 
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