These are poems, entirely made up, as if that wasn't obvious. The General Disclaimer is incorporated herein by reference.

8 May 2011

There was a little girl from Nantucket
who bawled as she stood on a bucket
stark naked and tied
with her arms held out wide
as her captors said "Now we can-" "Hold on a sec, Bob!
Ken's back with the video camera!"

12 May 2011

(It seems there are more limericks about various people from Nantucket than there are limericks about people from Limerick, so I attempt to correct the imbalance somewhat...)

A cute little lassie from Limerick
was taken and stripped naked very quick
then bound with duct tape
for a long brutal rape
with a scaldingly hot metal prick.

28 July 2013

It had been so long since I added a limerick, I started writing several, and ended up with an entire epic poem that I had to put in as a separate story: The Ballad of Brownie Troop 432 (M+/g+ pedo nude humil spank bond cold tort rape).

(See Desk 13 for context.)

A sexy young girl named Rhianna
was sent to a ranch in Montana.
She screamed as some boys
used all of their toys;
she wore only a tiny bandanna.

Revised 27 November 2015

A six-year-old girl named Rhianna
got raped at a ranch in Montana.
She screamed as ten boys
used all of their toys,
including a plastic banana.

7 February 2018

A Tulsa astronomer (lunar)
aimed his lens at a bare-bottom mooner.
He declared to his pal,
"That four-year-old gal
gives me urges to rape a little Sooner!"

21 April 2018

Q: How many times does 900 go into 9?

• A: 1/100
• B: 100
• C: 900 men and 9 Brownies? How much time do they have?

Q: How many times does 54 go into 6?
A: As many times as he wants, then 31, 49, 29, 48, 51, and 22 get their turns at her.