First, read my General Disclaimer about all of my stories (although much of it doesn't apply to this particular story). Then the following applies to chapter one of the "Fairies" story.
Caution! This page links only to chapter one, the nice playful chapter of this story, for those who only like nice playful stories. If that's you, please avoid the rest of the Fairies chapters which are not linked here, okay? Just doing you a favor.
As always, this story is not real, has never happened, and any resemblance to any real or imaginary person, character, structure, or place is purely an unintentional coincidence. However, unlike my other stories, I wouldn't mind at all if this first chapter actually happened.
I wrote this first chapter after reading fifty other stories that I found worthless. After having read the opening line in fifty other forms in fifty stories I hated*, I felt an overwhelming urge to see the opening line used in a story that I actually liked for a change. Don't stop reading until you've at least read the second line, no matter how badly the first line disgusts you! If you're not disgusted by the first line, you may as well stop there, as it's the only enjoyment you'll get from this story.
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Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.