This is a story. It never happened and never will. The General Disclaimer is incorporated herein by reference.

For those readers who just have to know who said what, and didn't figure it out for themselves. I think it's more fun mixed up.

He put his arms around her and pulled her closer, then changed his mind and slid her back. Her red bikini panties with little white polka dots first pulled very tight, then loosened considerably. "Ah'm gonna need yer whole name, Rachael, and yer age and birthday, for this party invitation for ya. Here, you fill this out," he said to Ken while handing the last card out to him, not taking his eyes off of Rachael.

Six conversations mixed. "Full name?" "I'm five." "Dawn Miranda Neuhausen." "Age?" "July third." "Six." "Born?" "Still need yer name, beautiful. Give me all ya've got." "Um. April twenty... twenty-four. Yes, twenty-four." "Rachael Savannah Augustine." "You ever been fucked before today?" "Ya're just awesome. Ah'm gonna have a lot of fun with ya today!" Heee hee. "Ever been fucked?" "Hey, no tickling there!" "What?" "Well?" "Fucked, Dawn. As in 'I'm going to fuck you, Dawn' or maybe 'Waaah! He raped me!' or like that." "Huh? I don't know." "How about rape? Ever been raped before today?" "No, nothing like that." "I don't think so." "Ah'm surprised. Hey Ken, Rachael says she's never been raped before today. Can ya believe it?" "Can you tell me what's rape?" "Neither has Dawn. That makes twelve out of twelve, just like you said." "I told you I picked them myself." "Let's get 'em over there and change that. Ah've waited long enough. Ah claim Rachael." "Fair enough." "I'll flip you for Dawn." "Wahht do you meean?" "Don't ya think the guy who brought 'er oughta have a say in who gets Dawn first?" "What do you mean you 'claim' me?" "What's raaaape??" "Take her wrists." "Yeah, what's ra-Heyy!"

Six conversations mixed (Ken and Dawn, Rod and Rachael, Rod and Ken, Ken and Mitch, Mitch and Rod, Ken and Jeremy):

Ken-Dawn: "Full name?"
Rachael-Rod: "I'm five."
Dawn-Ken: "Dawn Miranda Neuhausen."
Ken-Dawn: "Age?"
Rachael-Rod: "July third."
Dawn-Ken: "Six."
Ken-Dawn: "Born?"
Rod-Rachael: "Still need yer name, beautiful. Give me all ya've got."
Dawn-Ken: "Um. April twenty... twenty-four. Yes, twenty-four."
Rachael-Rod: "Rachael Savannah Augustine."
Ken-Dawn: "You ever been fucked before today?"
Rod-Rachael: "Ya're just awesome. Ah'm gonna have a lot of fun with ya today!"
Rachael: Heee hee.
Rod-Rachael: "Ever been fucked?"
Rachael-Rod: "Hey, no tickling there!"
Dawn-Ken: "What?"
Rod-Rachael: "Well?"
Ken-Dawn: "Fucked, Dawn. As in 'I'm going to fuck you, Dawn' or maybe 'Waaah! He raped me!' or like that."
Rachael-Rod: "Huh? I don't know."
Rod-Rachael: "How about rape? Ever been raped before today?"
Dawn-Ken: "No, nothing like that."
Rachael-Rod: "I don't think so."
Rod-Rachael,Ken: "Ah'm surprised. Hey Ken, Rachael says she's never been raped before today. Can ya believe it?"
Rachael-men: "Can you tell me what's rape?"
Ken-Rod,Mitch: "Neither has Dawn. That makes twelve out of twelve, just like you said."
Mitch-Ken: "I told you I picked them myself."
Rod-men: "Let's get 'em over there and change that. Ah've waited long enough. Ah claim Rachael."
Mitch-Rod: "Fair enough."
Ken-Jeremy: "I'll flip you for Dawn."
Dawn-Ken: "Wahht do you meean?"
Rod-Ken: "Don't ya think the guy who brought 'er oughta have a say in who gets Dawn first?"
Rachael-Rod: "What do you mean you 'claim' me?"
Dawn-men: "What's raaaape??"
Rod-Mitch: "Take her wrists."
Rachael-men: "Yeah, what's ra-Heyy!"