This is a work of fiction. If you are under whatever arbitrary age your elected officials have decided to choose for viewing adult material, understand that you will be breaking the law if you read this. If you get caught, don't blame me because your parents can't keep track of you.
Please don't try this stuff at home (or anywhere else, for that matter). Some of it could be very dangerous. If you have a hard time telling fantasy from reality, please don't read any of my writings and go seek medical help.
If you are a religious fanatic of any flavor and you hate my stuff, please note that you shouldn't be here to begin with - no one forced you here. If you are offended by sexual liturature (such as it is) then go visit somewhere else.
~Pen
Festival