Last 2 versions of hummer

I liked the looks of various SUVs, so, finally winning a contest, award paperwork in hand, I was off to pick up a Hummer!

I was presented with yet more paperwork and placed at an office desk before feeling my zipper pulled and I was held, my seat secured, and my member introduced to a warm, wet mouth. Thoughts of pushing away became a pull to stay. I was presented with yet more paperwork and placed at an office desk before feeling my zipper pulled and I was held, trapped, as my member was introduced to a warm, wet mouth. Thoughts of escape evaporated instantly.

I was done for when I heard -- and felt -- my benefactor humming the Star Spangled Banner, delivering my seed during "the dawn's early light". I could get pretty patriotic from this.

Finished, I met the pretty young coed I'd just won, along with her student loans and immigration paperwork.

I signed the last of the papers, accepting her as my prize. She was a _real_ Hummer.