Just Another Week
by syncej
Monday....
It was the day that every human being dreaded after the weekend. Lets face it nobody likes Mondays. To Zoey Mondays are like getting a cold in the summer. That sucked and Mondays suck. We find the our dark auburn haired comrade in her messy bedroom sleeping under her covers as her clock read 7:13 AM. She was suppose to be awake at 6:50 but she forgot to set her alarm on last night so just like that her day was going to start off bad.
*zzzzzzzing* *zzzzzing*
A loud vibrating noise was heard as her cellphone shook slightly as the vibrations continued. Zoey groaned from under the covers. Who would be calling her this early in the morning? She had no fuckin idea.
Lifting the covers over her head to reveal her messy hair and groggy eyes she yawned as she tried to shake off the grogginess. Her stomach suddenly gurgled almost as if it woke up with her as she felt a bit nauseous. Shaking it off she reached to gab her cellphone but was hit with a putrid stench from under the covers. Fanning her face she tried to think back what she previously ate when the vibration noise buzzed her thoughts. Stretching her arm out she grabbed the phone and looked at the caller ID with a killer intent.
"May Is The Best"
Brushing a strand of hair from her face she unlocked the phone before sighing as she answered. "What is it May?"
".....Please don't tell me you JUST woke up Zoey?" May asked.
Zoey frowned. "So what its only....Shit." The clock now showed it was 7:17. So yeah she kind of overslept.
May laughed. "Yeah I thought so. You have plenty of time but you better hurry up so you won't miss the bus."
Zoey sighed as she laid back down on the bed removing the covers from her body. "I don't think I wanna go to school today. I'm tired and I don't feel good." Her stomach gurgled in agreement.
A sigh was heard from the phone. "Don't give me that crap Zoey. You always say that but your fine right after first period. So get the fuck up and get ready because I better see your ass on the bus or else."
Zoey smiled playfully. "Make me bitch."
GGGGGRRRRUUUGGGLLLEEE.
.. Zoeys insides started to simmer as it gurgled loudly causing her to slowly rub her stomach. The sound from her angry stomach was heard through the phone as May voiced her concern. "Hey are you okay?"
"Yeah I'm fine its just a small stomachache that's all." She said through gritted teeth as small cramps started to attack her stomach. "Listen I'll see you on the bus I gotta go get ready."
"I thought you said you didn't feel good?" May said sarcastically.
"Shut up! Its just morning gas that's all."
"Well have fun with that and tell Xavier I said hi."
Zoey chuckled. "You're gonna see him in like 30 minutes. I didn't realize that you missed him that much I mean you DID see him yesterday.
"GOODBYE ZOEY!"
Zoey laughed as she ended the call and placed the phone beside her. Her stomach continued to bubble and boil as she massaged it hoping the pain would go away. Looking around her messy room she noticed the two boxes of pizza on the floor and a jar of empty peanut butter beside it. And just like that she remembered the little "snack" she had after dinner so of course her stomach was acting up like this.
"This never happens when I have pizza and chocolate." She said as she turned so she could lie down on her gas filled stomach. She relaxed the pressure on her anus that had mounted as she pushed hoping it would rid of the annoying cramps as her pajama clad butt readied the blast.
PpppppFFFFFFFFFfffffffffFFFFFFffffFRRRRrrrrrrrtt....tttttffffFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPTT
BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRPPP! POOOOOOOOOOORRRRRrrrrRRRRrrrTTT!
Almost like a geyser her ample bottom erupted with bubbly farts as the sounds of the warm gust of wind filled the room. A strong meaty odor began to drift through the room as Zoey sighed into her pillow feeling some relief but she knew she had more.
A knock on the door was heard as it opened revealing John with a tired smile on his face. "Come on Zoey you gotta get up. You're lucky too cause your mom was about to come and pull you out the bed but I managed to settle her down."
BBBBUUUBBBLLLGGGGGLLLLOOOAAARRGG!!
Zoey groaned as she felt her bowels rumble. "Give me a couple more minutes and I don't feel too good."
John rolled his eyes as he entered the room stepping over multiple stuff that was on the floor making his way to her bed. "Zoey don't give me that crap just go get ready and come down and eat."
Zoey hissed as she felt a strong cramp attack her stomach. "Oh don't say crap..."
PPPPppphhHHHHHHHHHUUUUuuurrRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaapppppPPPPPPTTTTT!! FFFFFVVVVVVvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRUUUuuummmMMMMMPPPHHHHHHhhttTT!
Johnathan ignored the heavy meaty smell that blew near his face. He had to admit Zoey was getting up there in the gas department but she had long ways to go to beat her mother of course. "You just have a bad case of bubble guts now get up and get dressed." He said before heading out the door nearly tripping over a pair of jeans that was on the floor.
"Yeah whatever." She mumbled. Sitting up from on her bed her nose picked up the rotten smell that she just emitted making her cough a bit. "Better hit the bathroom just to make sure." Titling to the right a bit she let go a sharp BBRRAPPPPT! It almost sounded like a fumbled note at the low end of a tenor saxophone. Letting out a hearty laugh she gave her butt a playful smack before getting up and walking to the bathroom.
Arriving at the door Zoey tried to enter the bathroom, but stopped when the knob refused to turn. Banging on the door she awaited a response until she heard a familiar voice.
BBBLLLLLLRRRRRRLLLLRRRRRRRFFFFFRoooOOORRRRRRAAAAFFFRRRRAAARRLLSSSRRSHHHHHLLLLTTTTT BBBLRRRRRRFFFFFRROOOOOORRFFFT
PPRRRRFFFFFFFFRRRRRRLLLRRLLRLROOOOOORORRFFFFFRRAAALLLLSSSSSSHHHTTT!!
Zoey's effort was rewarded as thick coils of shit shot out from her tush and splashed into the water piling up on one another at a rapid pace. The voracious brunette let out an explosive sigh of relief as the turds continued to crackle beneath her.
FFFffffrrrrrRRRAaaaAAOOooRRRrrruummMMVVVPPT!! BBBBBrRrrRRRRRAAAAaaavvvVVVVMMMmmmpPPPPPT!!
She managed to release out a pair of 10 second smooth bubbly farts that suffocated against her pencil skirt. She sighed as the cramps vanished leaving her stomach happy but the car now smelled like rotten vegetables, and a meaty garlic smell. "Sorry about that guys." She said rolling down the window and waving the smell away from her face. Rolling it back up she turned on the air condition because surprisingly it was really hot this morning.
Zoey felt her own bowels rumble a bit. It would take a couple of minutes before they would get to May's house. Maybe it was just a false alarm...
GGGGLLOOOAARRRG!!!
BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMPPPPTPTPT!! FFFRrrumpPPPPFFFFFFFRRRROOOOMMMPPTPTTTPTPT-BRROOOMMPTPTT!! FFRrrumppPFFffRRRROOOOMMMPPTTTTT!! BBBBLLLLLLLAAAARRRRPPPBBBBBBLLLAAAAATTRRRRPPPBBLLAAARARPT!!
Zoey's eyes widened when the chain of gut wrenching farts erupted from her asshole painfully. That last fart was unfortunately the cork because a wave of poop was dangerously heading towards her asshole. "STOP THE CAR!!" She shouted.
John slammed the brake not knowing what was going on until he heard the car door open and slam shut watching Zoey slowly walk towards the sidewalk. "What in the blue hell is she doing?"
Delilah's mouth gaped as she watched Zoey pull down her leggings and her black panties, exposing her buxom bottom as she squatted, tucking her hiked up red shirt to her stomach to keep it from getting dirty. "Please don't tell me..."
"Yeah shes going to do it." Xavier said shaking his head.
Zoey's tummy rumbled violently again, and with a small grunt she reached back with one hand and grabbed hold a good chunk of her ass meat and grunted as a thick, semi-soft log speedily slides out of her butt, with soft mush mixed with bursts of gas immediately following. She lets out a huge sigh of relief with her eyes closed and the biggest smile on her face till her stomach gurgles loudly causing her to whimper. She got way too excited.
BBBBPPPPOOOOOOOOUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRTTT!! FFFFFFVVVVVVVVBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPpppppuuuuuuPPTTTPT!!
BRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFTTTTT-SLOOOOOOSSSSHTTTTTT
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTT
Her anus gave birth to a turd that was the size of her own arm as it splattered on the white pavement. It was followed by a wave of brown liquid spraying the ground with a brown soupy pool of poop began forming with the grass making it look like soil. Zoey let out a loud, long moan as her guts continued to churn out more diarrhea almost like a faucet
“Why does there has to be so much?" She strained as more syrupy like poop oozed its way out slowly.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMTTTT
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTT
PPPPPPPPHHHHHHUUUUUUURRRRRRTTTTTT
It seemed that the only thing her stomach had now was gas but Zoey didn't care. As long as she was finally empty and her stomach was comfortable she was totally okay with it.
FFFFFFFFVVVVVVVRRTTT!!
With the final toot emerging from her balloon knot she sighed in victory. Finally she was done! Turning her head towards her family who still couldn't believe she just pooped on the sidewalk she laughed as they finally broke out of there transfixed gaze on her butt. Standing up she waddled towards the car and knocked on the window. Her mom rolled it down still in her shocked expression. "Can you find some napkins for me in the glove department?"
Delilah could only shake her head as she opened it finding a wad of napkins and passing it to her. "Thanks." Zoey said as she immediately began wiping tossing the stained napkins on the road. When she was finally clean she pulled up her panties and leggings hearing them snap against her meaty thighs and stepped into the car trying not to laugh at there still shocked expression.
"Well I know one thing." John said breaking the silence. "This won't be a toilet I have to unclog." They all laughed as he continued driving.
Zoey stopped laughing when she felt a sting in her bladder making her blush. "Uh guys...I have to pee...."