"What, don't you like my new look?" Beverly Crusher twirled in model fashion.

"Well..."

"It's called a 'face lift', Wesley, and it used to be a very common procedure. Women had it done all the time to retain their youthful appearance." Her smile looked more like a grimace. "Jean-Luc is sure to notice me now."

"But I think they stretched your skin too tight, especially on your neck. Look, you can't even bend your head."

Beverly scoffed. "It'll loosen up in a couple of days. While you're here, though, help me tie my shoes."