CP Fiction by Bobby Watson
Copyright © 2008 Bobby Watson, All Rights Reserved.
(Author Note: This is the second story in a series.)
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Week 1: Preliminary Events
"Good evening everyone, this is Tim Trampley, reporting from Beijing. Welcome to our EXSN coverage of the first day of preliminary competition here at the games of the 6th SpankOlympics.
"Unfortunately we have to start the broadcast with some bad news. Our beloved EXSN colleague, Rob Lostus, ran into a little trouble with the local authorities after our Opening Ceremonies broadcast last night. Without getting too graphic, let's just say that Rob was discovered by the police naked on the hood of his limo in Tiananmen Square with two hookers and an eightball.
"Rob is currently a guest of the Chinese government in one of their luxurious 're-education centers'. We here at EXSN hope that Rob's re-education doesn't take too long. Meanwhile, I will be taking over here as the EXSN anchor for our SpankOlympics coverage.
"With or without Rob Lostus, we have an action packed night planned for you here on EXSN. So without further ado, we take you over to the famed Leather Cube arena, and our correspondent Bratt Hauer.
Endurance Heats
"Thank you Tim. Good evening, everyone, and welcome to the preliminary competition here in the Leather Cube. Our first events tonight are the early round heats of the endurance competition. You are going to see some of the toughest bottoms in the world being whacked repeatedly by leather straps until they just can't take any more.
"We should start with a bit of history first. Back in the early days of spanking sports professional dominants were employed to whack the bottoms competing in the endurance events. Of course this got to be expensive, plus it was impossible to be ensure that each competitor was being whacked equally hard with every blow. It also opened the sport up to cheating, with dominants being paid off to hit more or less hard, depending on whom they were randomly assigned to whack.
"One of the many reforms introduced with the games of the 4th SpankOlympics in 2000 was the use of spanking machines in all the endurance events. This allows officials to be sure each competitor is being whacked equally hard, and to avoid the possibility of cheating.
"Not that cheating has disappeared entirely from the SpankOlympics. In fact trouble has already started during the run up to these 6th SpankOlympics with the disqualification of two members of the Chinese women's team. For more information on this development we take you to Merrily Furillo, who for some reason is standing in a fountain in Beijing's Olympic Park."
"Thank you, Bratt. As you know, SpankOlympics rules state quite clearly that all competitors, both men and women, must be at least 18 years of age by the date of the opening ceremony. During the mandatory pre-SpankOlympic medical exams, it was determined by Allied Spank Sports Federation medical officers that two of the proposed members of the Chinese women's team were, technically speaking, still embryos. ASSF officials admitted that they couldn't imagine what advantage being an embryo might confer upon a SpankOlympic competitor. But rules are rules, and the Chinese embryos were in fact disqualified. Back to you, Bratt."
"Thank you, Merrily. It's good to see that ASSF officials were on their toes and that particular problem was aborted before it could disrupt the actual SpankOlympic games. Speaking of which, the competitors for the first heat are being strapped in to their spanking machines. This will be the first of sixteen preliminary heats in the Men's endurance competition. There are ten men in each heat, for a total of 160 competitors from 74 different countries around the world.
"We now go to our technical expert, Randal Flynn, for a report on the spanking machines being used in the endurance competition this year."
"Thank you, Bratt. SpankOlympics officials chose the SpankMaster 6000 for these 6th SpankOlympic games. The SpankMaster 6000 is the most advanced spanking machine certified by the ASSF for competition use. The SpankMaster 6000 features include: even interval or random mode, which can be changed on the fly; the full gamut of implements; foul sensors for both genders; and synchronization ports to allow banks of SpankMaster machines to act in unison. During endurance competitions it is critical that each competitor be hit with the same strength blow at the same moment throughout the round. SpankMaster machines are well known to provide the most reliable synchonization between units under competitive conditions. For the SpankOlympic endurance events, the SpankMasters will all be equipped with these #4 leather straps, which, as you can see, are approximately 36 inches long and about 3 inches wide. The straps are crafted from cowhide and do not have holes, since the aim is to sting the competitors, not blister their skin. Back to you, Bratt."
"Thank you, Randal. I understand that Randal is attempting to arrange a demonstration 'ride' in a SpankMaster 6000 for a member of the EXSN staff later on in these SpankOlympics. It will be interesting to see who draws the short straw for that one. Meanwhile, we take you back to Bratt Hauer and Lance Drummond in the Leather Cube for the call of the first endurance heat."
"Thank you, Bratt. I'd like to welcome to the commentary booth a man who needs no introduction. Welcome, Lance!"
"Umm, thanks, Bratt. I guess I am famous, but I might need just a little introduction."
"Well, okay then - if you insist. I'd like to welcome Lance Drummond, one of the greatest endurance champions the SpankOlympics have ever seen. Lance was the Red Medalist in Endurance in Atlanta, and he hung on for the Black Medal in the Sydney games of 2000."
"Thanks again, Bratt. I really appreciate that fine introduction."
"No problemo, Lance. We got that done just in time, the way it looks, cause here comes the start of the first heat."
Beeeeeeep! Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"There we go, folks! Ten leather straps hit ten bottoms - the first whacks of these SpankOlympics have been delivered." Tthhwwwaaacckkk!! "Set the scene for us if you will, Lance. What are those men in the machines experiencing?"
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"Well, Bratt, these ten guys are experiencing pain, needless to say. But world class bottoms of this caliber can easily deal with that level of pain for a while.
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"Righto, Lance. Let's identify the competitors in this heat for the folks at home."
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"Sure thing, Bratt. The competitors in Men's Endurance Heat #1 are:
"Thanks, Lance. Who should we be looking at as the favorites in this heat?"
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"Don Roberts of Britain and Francisco Huron of Paraguay have to be the favorites in this heat. Huron was the runner up in the World Championships in 2006 and Roberts was a Blue Medalist in Athens. The other most serious challengers for the four qualifying spots in this heat are Kolomovsky of Poland and Schultz of Germany."
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"Fascinating, Lance. What about at the other end? Are there any competitors in this heat who realistically have no chance at all?"
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"Not entirely, no. If you're in this competition, you're good enough to have some chance. But the two youngest competitors, Grobovich of the United States and Drabble of Trinidad are at a significant disadvantage."
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"Why is that, Lance?"
"Well, for one thing, Bratt, the younger you are the better your nerve endings work at transmitting stimuli. That's really the last thing you want in this kind of competition."
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!! "Owww!"
"Speaking of nerve endings, Lance, we finally have a reaction from one of the competitors."
"We sure do, Bratt! That sounded a bit like Fernandez of Spain."
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!! "OOwwwww!"
"Yes, Bratt, that was definitely Fernandez."
"So Fernandez is likely to be the first man out of this heat?"
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!! "Woowwwwwwww!"
"Not necessarily, Bratt. Endurance competitors can yell, howl, scream and cry all they want without being disqualified."
"I see, so how can endurance competitors be eliminated?"
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"There are basically three ways for endurance competitors to be eliminated. They can surrender, by pushing the button they each have which is connected to their SpankMaster machine. They only surrender when they just can't take the pain any longer. Surrender simply turns the green indicator light over that competitor's SpankMaster unit red.
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"The other two ways for a competitor to be eliminated involve disqualification."
"For what reasons can a competitor be disqualified, Lance?"
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"Competitors can be medically disqualified, which usually happens if a bottom begins to bleed. The only other way to be disqualified is for loss of control. This means no peeing or ejaculation."
"I see, so pooping isn't considered a problem?"
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"Well it could be, Bratt, except that all competitors wear a butt plug during competition."
"I see, a very wise precaution."
"That's right, Bratt. Why don't we give the folks at home a look at the 'Foul Cam' screen?"
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"That's a good idea, Lance!"
"There we go, Bratt. As the folks at home can now see, the 'Foul Cam' gives us a close-up view of the all the competitor's dicks.
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"Look at 'em swing as the straps hit those bottoms!"
"Indeed they do, Lance! It looks like a few of those guys seem happy to be there."
"Everyone is proud to compete in the Olympics, Bratt. But getting an erection while getting a whipping doesn't necessarily mean the guy being whipped is enjoying it.
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!! Beeeep!
"Whoa! We have a disqualification! Zatapathique of France has been disqualified. Can we bring that up on instant replay?"
"We sure can, Lance. The Foul Cam zooms in on Zatapathique's raging hardon and, yes! He definitely ejaculated! The horney Frenchman has disqualified himself."
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"He sure did, Bratt! No doubt about it, he shot quite a load - at least four of five strong spurts."
"I guess the Frenchman really did enjoy his beating, Lance. This leaves nine competitors gunning for four automatic qualification slots."
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"That's correct, Bratt. The 160 competitors in these preliminary heats are trying for one of 40 quarterfinal slots. The last four remaining competitors from each of the ten preliminary heats automatically qualify for the quarterfinals."
"But there are no semifinals in Endurance, is that correct, Lance?"
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"Absolutely, Bratt. The top two finishers from each quarterfinal automatically qualify into the final, along with the next two best scores from the four quarterfinal heats.
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!! Beeeep!
"And we have our first surrender of this heat! Drabble of Trinidad has surrendered."
"Those young, functional nerve endings got the best of him, eh, Lance?"
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"That does seem likely, Bratt."
Beeeep!
"What's this Lance? An official has thrown a red flag."
"Yes he has, Bratt. One of the two medics has disqualified #5, that's Fernandez of Spain. This is a medical disqualification."
"Because he started bleeding? I didn't see any blood."
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"Well if we can get a closeup of Number 5's ass.... yes, you can clearly see that he has started bleeding."
"It's not much blood, is it?"
"It only takes few drops of blood for a medical disqualification."
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!! Beeeep!
"And we have another surrender! Bormann of Brazil has surrendered."
"That leaves six men competing for four quarterfinal slots."
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!!
"Correctamundo, Bratt."
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!! Beeeep!
"Oops! Make that five, Bratt! It looks like the Korean Luk has disqualified. Let's check the Foul Cam."
"Okay, Lance, it looks like he urinated!"
"He sure did, Bratt. Not a lot, but it doesn't really matter."
Tthhwwwaaacckkk!! Beeeeeeep!
"And there we go! Schultz of Germany has surrendered, finishing fifth."
"That's the end this heat, with the four qualifiers being:
"Those look like four really sore butts, Lance. And they will have to compete in the quarterfinals like that?"
"Well, Bratt, they have four days to rest before the quarterfinals. With modern herbal skin cremes, the healing process can be greatly accelerated. And these guys are used to having their butts pounded every few days anyway."
"I'm sure they are, Lance. Well, folks, while the competitors are released from their machines and the next group is loaded for Heat #2, we take you over to the preliminaries of the Figure Caning competition."
Figure Caning: Compulsory Figures
"Welcome folks, to the prelimiaries of the Figure Caning competition. This is Hal Basswig, coming to you from the National Indoor Stadium in Beijing. This stadium seats 20,000 people, but there are only about 800 people here, and only about 200 of them are spectators. The rest are competitors, coaches, officials, media, and security - lots and lots of security.
"We're not exactly sure how much trouble Chinese officials are expecting at this venue. They have assured us that the four fully armed ZTZ99 Main Battle Tanks they have surrounding the competition floor are merely a precaution. We can only hope so.
"The following is... frankly... mind-numbingly boring. This is the Compulsory Figures portion of the Figure Caning competition. Watching this can be fatal to narcoleptics, but it has been known to cure severe insomnia. You have all been properly warned, so let's get on with this.
"All of my fellow analysts called in bored today, so I'll be handling this event myself. Here we have Yuri Savchenko of Ukraine doing his compulsory figures. He has just completed the standard horizontal 'Six of the best'. Let's watch him complete the second mandatory figure, the 'Five-barred Gate'.
"The prisoners being caned today are all over the age of 17 and have been provided by the 'Glorious Chairman 10000 Years Re-Education Center for Naughty Men'.
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"There are the five bars....
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"And there's the gate. This last ass sure is pasty white-looking... in fact it looks strangely familiar. Could it be... yes, it's Rob Lostus! How about that! Rob always said he wanted to compete in the SpankOlympics. I'm not sure this is what he had in mind, though. At least it looked like a really nice five-barred gate figure.
"Right, so Rob Lostus has earned his stripes, and here come Savchenko's marks. He's getting mostly 8.4's with an 8.6 thrown in for good measure. His total score is 50.7, which should put him right in the middle of the pack going into the freestyle part of the competition later this week.
"Okay, next up is Martin Steckert of Canada. Steckert won the Red Medal in the 2005 Figure Caning World Championships, but he hasn't been doing nearly as well the last two years. Unfortunately his family was a victim of tragedy. That's right, cue the sad music.
"Martin Steckert's best friend's wife's sister's son lost his favorite teddy bear just after Christmas 2005. A nationwide search for the missing teddy bear was launched by the Mounties but proved unsuccessful. The entire extended family refused to give up hope and spent most of 2006 searching for the missing bear. They've all been getting grief counseling for the last 18 months, so let's see if Steckert can get back into championship form for these SpankOlympics.
"These human interest stories about the athletes are just so riveting, aren't they, folks? ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......"
Programming Note: Tune into EXSN tomorrow for our exclusive SpankOlympics coverage of the Modern Spankathalon.
Coming up next on EXSN: The cult classic sports movie Chariots of Fire vs Godzilla.
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