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* "My So-Called Sex Life" by David Kelly (emerging sexuality) 10, 10, 10


"My So-Called Sex Life" by David Kelly.
http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=331473326

I have watched "My So Called Life" on television just a few times. It must
conflict with something else I do. It was a good show, and my kids watch it
regularly. My impression is that the television show deals with emerging
adolescence in a quasi-humorous fashion; and this set of stories is going to
attempt to give a similar treatment to emerging sexuality. So far this series
is pretty good. The first story starts out with the young heroine going to
her parents' bedroom to ask permission to go out. When no one responds to her
knock, she opens the door and sees her mom giving her dad head, while a porn
flick runs on the television screen. "At least they weren't using handcuffs,"
she smiles, as she runs out of the house. "What's that on Daddy's face?" asks
her little sister. So the author had my attention.

Episode 1 is mostly about an all-girl threesome, with Angela contemplating
taking the plunge with Jordan Catalano, the young man who is the "object of
her desires and thirty four separate masturbation fantasies." The dialog is
natural and sexy: "I gave Jordan a hand job. It was... nice." Angela said.
"Nice?" Rayanne said, "you make it sound like a Hallmark card or something!"

In the second episode Angela and Jordan do the deed. It was indeed nice. I
look forward to more of these thoroughly enjoyable episodes. I may even watch
the original show more often.

Although lightheartedness pervades both episodes, there are some serious
insights. For example, after the all-girl mini-orgy, there's this passage:
"What does this mean?" Angela wondered. "It's not like I am attracted to
women, but it was, um, good. What if I do it too much and become no longer
attracted to guys? Time to re-think this." This is an important thought.
Teenagers should be open to the idea that same-sex activities (and fantasies)
are likely to be really enjoyable; and they should be able to think about this
option without either (a) being filled with disgust over not being "normal" or
(b) committing themselves to a lifelong designation as gay or lesbian. Life
is more complicated than that.

To be perfectly honest, I'd prefer that my own 15-year-old daughter discover
that she enjoys *fantasizing* about doing it with other girls as much as she
enjoys *fantasizing* about doing it with boys. I'm not going to disown my
children if I find out they've been having sex; but I really do like the idea
of letting them grow up before they become active participants. I myself
graduated as a popular, heterosexual student athlete who happened to be a
virgin; and I am absolutely certain that my virginity was not a personality
flaw that impeded my future sex life.

So who's going to read these stories - the under-18-year-olds who comprise the
protagonists or the older generation who are theoretically allowed to read
this stuff on a.s.s.? I suppose the Christian Coalition would object - and I
am not going to leave these stories on the coffee table for my children; but I
would not really be upset to know that my children were reading stories like
this. The teenage movies and TV shows are filled with innuendo; these
episodes just make explicit what is implicit in those stories. My kids have
already heard my lecture about how real-life differs from the movies. (For
those who are interested, here are the three big differences: (1) People
have to fall in love and jump into the sack really quickly in the movies,
because more realistic and desirable timelines are impractical in a two-hour
movie or half-hour TV episode. (2) Indians really would not be so dumb as to
ride around in circles, and some of the bullets would hit horses. (3) At
least occasionally the Indians would rape the women (and men) whom they
captured.) So even though I encourage people to follow the laws of their
state or nation, I'm not going to be upset if consenting adolescents
occasionally see these stories.

The other major audience for these stories consists of "old" people (over age
18), who can remember what it was like to be a teenager. Even though I
graduated from high school without ever doing anything like the activities
described in this story, I can identify with them. Doing these things would
be fun. Even the Christian Coalition people would have fun doing these
things. They'd go to hell, maybe; but they'd have fun. And that's what
fiction is for - vicariously doing things that for some reason (in this case,
a good reason, if eternal damnation were really a possible consequence) you
would otherwise never experience. All right - so that's not the only reason
for fiction; but it's one good reason anyway.

Ratings for "My So-Called Sex Life"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10