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* "Citation" by Unknown Author (pleasurable police bondage) Piper: 8, 9.5, 9
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* "Citation" by Unknown Author. Guest review by Piper.
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I think the premise of this story falls under the heading of "don't try this
at home". Any guy who flashes a female police officer in the expectation of
receiving the same kind of treatment John gets from Officer Edwards deserves
his just reward - booking, conviction, a police record as a sexual deviant,
fine, probation, and possible jail time.

Lucky for John, Kate Edwards isn't a normal cop, and she has a really well-
developed sense of humor. She gives him a chance to get out of the "public
exposure" charge (or whatever it's called in your neck of the woods). In her
own words, "Until six tomorrow morning, you are going to be my slave. If you
do everything, EVERYTHING I tell you to do, and don't complain about
anything...I'll be happy and you'll be free. Fail to comply just once, or
complain the slightest bit...and I book you as a pervert. Deal?" At this
point, John is naked and secured both hand and foot to an empty bunk in an
empty basement cell in an old, abandoned police building. He agrees.

This story involves handcuffs, zap straps, whipped cream, a string of pleasure
balls, a small vibrator, an abandoned but still functional police building,
and a banana. Officer Edwards just happened to have all of the above (except
the building) in a bag in her patrol car (I wonder just what kind of
"emergency" these things could be used for). Being the curious deviant I am,
and having no personal experience in this area, I asked my two friends about
the practicality of using a peeled banana. After the laughter died down and
they quit smirking at each other, I got the following advice:

"Yeah, you can use a peeled banana. It's better if you leave the
skin on, though," said one.

"As long as you cut the rough bit off the end," said the other (they
spoke in turns, frequently interrupting one another).

"Peeled, they're kinda fragile, so you gotta be real careful. Bear
down too much, and you got banana puree."

"That's messy. But it's fun cleaning up." (More laughs and
knowing glances passed between them.)

So now I know that bananas, peeled or not, are usable phallic substitutes.
The story gained a little credibility, although it still remained well out in
the realm of fantasy.

Technically, this story has some problems. Most of them, I believe, are due
to the ravages of time. The story has been around for a long time. It's been
through the mill, bouncing around from BBS to archive, from system to system,
from editor to word processor, and has suffered the odd wound. While I did
find one or two spelling errors, most of the problems come from small bits of
missing prose. Something, somewhere, pruned a few words here, the end of a
sentence there, and the odd descriptive in between.

This is a pretty good story. It doesn't quite fit into the femdom category
because Officer Edwards doesn't abuse, mistreat, or humiliate her captive.
She merely teases him into having the best sex of his entire life. The
descriptions are hot. The sex is hotter. The ending is a foregone conclusion
about a quarter of the way through. An enjoyable fantasy for anyone who's had
lustful thoughts about our women in blue.

Ratings for "Citation"
Technical merit 8
Plot & character 9.5
Appeal to reviewer 9