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"Birthday Boy" by EazinAlong (incest) 10, 10, 9
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"Birthday Boy" by EazinAlong (EazinAlong@aol.com).

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There's this young fellow named Oedipus. He's growing up to be a
strong and virile young man. His mother id - I mean is {how's that
for a Freudian slip?} - His mother is strongly attracted to him and
wants to be his first sexual lover. Her husband (his father) agrees.
On Oed's fifteenth birthday, Mom invites Oedipus into their bedroom
and lets him watch while she and Dad make passionate love to each
other. Then she encourages Oedipus to have his way with her.

Anybody who has taken a psych course in college knows about the
Oedipus complex, which is based on a mythological story that goes
along the general lines described in the previous paragraph. However,
in the Greek myth Oedipus, who has just recently slain his father
without knowing that it was his father, doesn't know that his lover is
his mother until after he has copulated with her; and when he realizes
his mistake he rips his eyes out and engages in several other
behaviors that seriously disrupt the lives of almost everyone in the
kingdom.

I dunno - of the two stories, the one with Mommy, Daddy, and Sonny
happily whooping it up in the sack isn't the one that would sound most
seriously dysfunctional to an objective visitor from Mars.

As I have said, everybody knows about the Oedipus complex. Mr. Rogers
- the one with the Neighborhood on television - even has a song about
it entitled "Someday I'm Going to Marry Mom." However, the Rogerian
song has a surprise ending: Mom says that she's already married and
that she hopes that someday her son will find someone that he can be
as happy with as she and Dad are with each other. Whenever I hear Mr.
Rogers sing this song, I have always had the impression that he
envisioned Mom as fully dressed and refraining from even remote forms
of foreplay.

I guess what it boils down to is that essentially all modern
psychologists and psychiatrists think that parents who deliberately
set their children up for sexual activity are somewhere on the
dysfunctional continuum between emotionally disturbed and sociopathic.
These psychologists and psychiatrists could be wrong, of course; and I
suspect that Gerry Springer could find one or two people who say they
are shrinks and who for a fee would regard this behavior as "within
the normal range," but that still leaves the problem that American
courts view this sort of behavior as illegal.

What these experts would probably suggest is to go ahead and encourage
the kid to feel comfortable about touching his own sex organs, but to
suggest that it's best to play with oneself in private and eventually
to develop mature sexual relationships from a perspective of mutual
love and respect. They would probably frown on Mom using her own body
to demonstrate to a boy how to stimulate a clitoris or for Dad and
Sonny to wash each other's testicles to the point of erection while
they shower together.

But keep in mind that these experts would NOT consider what Mom and
Dad do in this story to be any more dysfunctional than what lots of
American parents have done: tell the kid that sex is a filthy sin and
that he will go blind if he masturbates and to lead him to believe
that Mom and Dad sure as hell don't do anything like that.

I think there's a happy medium somewhere - probably a fortune teller
whose assistant is giving her a mouth job under the tablecloth.

Ratings for "Birthday Boy"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9