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* "Buckets of Cum" by Mark Aster (private orgy) 10, 10, 10
* "Buckets of Cum" by Mark Aster (MyFrThAl@aol.com). I suspect that this story is a set-up. The author knows I have been critical of "Wannafuck" and "Buckets of Cum" stories, and he wants to see if I'll praise a story with those words in the title. I'll show him! As you may recall, Pat has decided to get herself pregnant and Our Hero has agreed to be the father. The story begins with Our Hero waking up with a wet pussy tightly surrounding his cock, coming three times before he himself shoots a load into her cunt. Then Madamoiselle has a special request: "Would you mind if we stayed in bed today, and you kept me full of sperm?" She's serious. And there's not even a television in the bedroom with a remote control that will enable him to watch Power Ranger reruns. Our Hero is going to have to spend the whole goddam day in bed with this sensuous woman with huge, soft breasts and a pussy that will occasionally suck his cock dry. Talk about bad breaks! Oh - I forgot to mention that Pat also has a marvelous ass. According to my count, it was during the fourth attempt at sperm implantation that Our Hero's dick failed to rise out of its stand of blissful relaxation, in spite of Pat's kindly and persistent ministrations. In other words, Russell the Wonder Muscle was dead in the water. Not to worry. Exit Pat; enter Julie - whose lovely lips and lively tongue bring Old Glory to full staff. Exit Julie; enter Pat - and the deposit is happily entered where it will most profitably bear fruit. Actually, I exaggerated for dramatic effect - Pat stayed in the general vacinity to enjoy the fun. On and on it goes. You'd think all this fucking would get boring, but it doesn't. The author always manages to come up with a new twist - so to speak. I'm not absolutely certain, but I think they broke the world record for orgasms by a single male/female human pair within a 24-hour period - a record previously held by my husband and myself. If you want to try for this record yourself, here is a set of guidelines: (1) Have the guy abstain from sex for two days. They didn't do this in the story, and we didn't do it on purpose; but this will help. (2) Increase manual and oral stimulation of the ole power tool during later activity. (3) Bring in one or more female friends to help Mr. Wiggly arise to the occasion when his energy begins to wane. (4) Use blindfolds and bondage as the situations demand. The preceding guidelines will work most effectively if the two people are actually in love and really hot for each other and employ sensible habits for flirting and romance that sexy people normally apply. These guidelines focus on keeping the guy's love missile firing. My assumption (shared by Pat) is that the woman will have little trouble banging away if she's really hot for a properly honed man. Ratings for "Buckets of Cum" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 10 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 |