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"Jesse and Jude" by Sarah Bradbury (older woman & younger man)
9, 9, 9
"Jesse and Jude" by Sarah Bradbury (SarahBradbury@unforgettable.com). Jesse is a guy whom Jude believes to be gay, and Jude is an older woman whom Jesse knows to be lesbian. But they experience a mutual attraction, which is quite understandable with androgynous names like those. If you want your son to know he's a male, call him John or Biff or maybe Harold. No women have names like that. And no men are named Mary or Celeste. But if you name your sons Jesse and your daughters Jude, your children are going to have identity trouble. So anyway, the older and more experienced Jude gets her coworker Jesse a bit high at the bar after work and takes him home for sex. She measures his cock - 8.75 inches in length and 6.5 inches around. That would make the diameter just a little over 2 inches. I know that because there is a constant ratio of approximately 3.1416 between the circumference and the diameter of a circle. I learned that from a nun, who probably never thought of applying the formula to penises. After Jude brings Jesse to a roaring climax with a dildo up his ass, she lectures him on how to have safe sex. I have never thought much about it, but a dildo up the ass is certainly a form of safe sex - at least on that occasion, although the resulting minor lesions might cause problems on subsequent occasions. Anyway, Jude assumes that Jesse is really gay, and she encourages him to fantasize about a guy fucking him while she screws him in the ass with a larger dildo several minutes later. Jude's only real fault is that she has aureoles where areolae should be. The story is generally well-written (but poorly formatted), and the sex is well described and hot. Ratings for "Jesse and Jude" Athena (technical quality): 9 Venus (plot & character): 9 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9 |