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"Ode to Rape" by The RapeMaster (doggerel) 7, 1, 1
"Ode to Rape" by The RapeMaster (Rapeher@your-house.com). The RapeMaster had better not quit his daytime job. This poem really sucks. The RapeMaster apparently belongs to that school of poetry that believes that if the same syllable occurs at the end of two consecutive lines the result is a "rhyme," and if the author does this often enough, the accumulation is referred to as a "poem." Here's are some examples of what I suppose the author might call "couplets": To have a strong man take me down Rip off my clothes and slap me around Is just so damned exciting, I don't even mind the frightening. My nipples grow hard in anticipation Of the sweet humiliation Savagely thrusting as if into my soul, He empties his sweet cum deep in my fuck-hole. I'm not making these up. Not even a really drunk country-western singer who sitting with his guitar and his dog named Blue in his pick-up truck at the side of the four-lane down by the bus station waiting for his lover who has wronged him to get home from prison could make this crap sound good. Ratings for "Ode to Rape" Athena (technical quality): 7 Venus (plot & character): 1 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 1 |