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"A Three-Day Cruise" by DG (orgy at sea) 10, 10, 10
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"A Three-Day Cruise" by DG (with lots of help from The Bear)
(dionysian1@hotmail.com).

One of Lord Malinov's roles in life is to coordinate imaginary orgies on
a.s.s. His recent winter solstice orgy took place in a castle, and the vernal
equinox is currently being celebrated aboard a cruise ship and on a nearby
island. I don't know all the rules, but it looks like whoever feels the urge
can just write and post a story focusing on some aspect of the festivities.
The present story can serve as a sort of a kick-off to the series - or as a
climax, if you're already further along.

Anyway, the S. S. Sybarus is a sort of Love Boat, hosting an Erotic Writers
Workshop; and surprise! Many of the people on the cruise are people whom we
know from alt.sex.stories.

Let me just point out that I do NOT think it is necessary to restrict yourself
to authors if you decide to contribute a story. You can probably get by with
mixing fictional characters with "real" people. For example, Sandman can
finally get a piece of ass from one of the Allen sisters.

The story is surprisingly low on explicit sex, and so people who know nothing
about the authors who most frequently post stories to a.s.s. may become bored
- kind of like a person who knows nothing about mythology or the bible might
feel while reading the non-Classics Illustrated version of Paradise Lost -
except, of course that even people who know a great deal about Greek mythology
and the bible feel the same way about Paradise Lost - and, of course, I have
promised to stop picking on Milton because the poor guy was blind and a
million British schoolmasters can't have been wrong, even if they can't
sustain an erection long enough to put out a candle with the meager amount
of.... But I digress....

This was a thoroughly delightful story - but only if you are already familiar
with the authors who are mentioned as participants in this cruise. If that
description doesn't fit you, no problem: just go out and read as many stories
as possible by these authors and then come back to this story. Along the way,
you'll become a very happy person.

Ratings for "A Three-Day Cruise"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10