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"Weird" by Frank McCoy (incest) 9, 6, 3
"Weird" by Frank McCoy (mccoyf@millcomm.com). Grandma had just recently passed away, and at the ripe ole age of 45 Grandpa was feeling kinda lonely. So he moved in with the grandkids, and soon the narrator found herself sharing her bed with him. This may seem unusual, but not under the circumstances - the house had no doors on any rooms and everybody wandered around the house naked. It all started when Mother came into the narrator's room with Grandpa in tow, cleared her throat, and told 12-year-old Sherry that "Grandpa is going to teach you about sex so you'll know what it feels like," just as if she was having him show her how to change a light bulb. Mom and L'il Sis pretty much just watched. Which brings us to the question: How many perverts in an incestuous family does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Just two, but you need a really big light bulb for them both to fit inside. Ya gotta give Pa credit. He never fucked his daughter. Whenever he got turned on by knowledge that Sherry was getting knocked up by Gramps, he just went into the other room (sans door) and fucked Ma. Unless of course he was on his way to work during the grandpa/granddaughter festivities, in which case he would just give Sherry a quick little kiss and wink at Gramps - well, as quick a kiss as you can give while slipping her a lot of tongue. Sherry had either three or four kids by Grandpa before she went off to college, which seems to have happened when she was around 15 years old. I know the math seems difficult, but it's really kinda impressive to think that maybe fucking with Grandpa had something to do with making Sherry into a child prodigy. Now, to be honest, by the time I got to the end of the story, I was bored. I left out a lot of the details - about Gramps fucking L'il Sis and eventually marrying his own daughter who was also his granddaughter, I think. But then came the surprise ending: the author announced in a sort of postscript that this had been a mind control story, and he challenged us (the readers) to try to guess what the power was and who was exercising it. At this point, I said to myself, "Bullshit! This author can go and fuck himself!" Then it occurred to me.... Maybe that's the right answer to his puzzle. This was a weird story. Ratings for "Weird" Athena (technical quality): 9 Venus (plot & character): 6 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 3 |