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"Still Rejected by Penthouse Forum" by OddManOut
Anywhere (humorous wild orgy) 10, 10, 10
"Still Rejected by Penthouse Forum" by OddManOut Anywhere (oddman0ut@hotmail.com). The woman who presumably wrote this letter and her husband have been fantasizing about her having sex with another man. Of course (as my credulous assumptions would suggest) this turns them both on tremendously, and they determine to give it a try in real life at that American Mecca of sexuality - a dude ranch in Montana. Polly really wants to fuck Gus the Cowboy, but she can't see it in her heart to leave out any of the other delectable ranch hands {or is that raunch hands?}, and so (another credulous assumption), hubby suggests a gangbang. And so it goes. When she runs out of cowboys, she has them round up a doggie for her. And yes, next she takes it up the nose. {Is that even possible?} Then she does it with a fish; and then.... Well, you wouldn't believe it anyway. Needless to say, that was just the beginning of a wild week for Polly and George at the dude ranch in Montana. What I'd like to know is why Penthouse would turn down a letter like this. As in his past efforts, the author continues to parody real Penthouse Forum letters by using creative euphemisms to describe sexual activities, by making somewhat exaggerated claims about sexual exploits (some of which may be untrue), by writing "George and I" when it should be "George and me," and by generally sounding like a naive ditz who is trying to appear sophisticated in the eyes of the Forum editor. Ratings for "Still Rejected by Penthouse Forum" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 10 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 |