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"Night Court: Well-Hung Jury" by Uncle Mike (sitcom parody) 10, 9, 9
"Night Court: Well-Hung Jury" by Uncle Mike (sitcom parody). According to my count I have reviewed 27 of Uncle Mike's stories. I don't know how I missed this one. The episode begins with Judge Harry sending to the slammer a guy named Peter Little for public indecency in the presence of a group of Bible Society women in Central Park. Meanwhile, Christine still thinks of herself as the mousy girl she was in high school, before puberty. She is unaware of her lush sexuality, a naivete that makes her all the more attractive. And so while Mac is consoling her about Dan's come-ons, she finds herself getting real horny and wondering if Mac is as big all over as he seems to be. To make a short story very brief - Mac's wife, Quon Lee, enters the courtroom while Mac is entering Christine. And so, according to the Oriental custom of ying and yang or tit for tat, she goes into Harry's chambers and initiates sex with the Judge, while he is sleeping on the couch. It's not the wildest sex I've ever read about, but it helps to be able to visualize the characters from the sitcom, who act pretty much the way we'd expect them to, if a TV show were allowed to take this bizarre twist. Ratings for "Night Court" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 9 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9 |