{ASSTR 21 } Just the Ticket.   Domestic Spanking Verses

in Crap Couplets {Big Billie} (M/F spank, nc)

 

 

Author's Statement: Big Billie is opposed to spanking

except for consenting adults; However, spanking

sexually excites him, so he writes about it.

 

Big Billie's Standard Disclaimer for Crap Couplets:

Alexander Pope I ain't; my rhymes are crude, my

measures irregular, and my verses rudely hacked and

chopped . The tyranny of rhyme prevents my fumbling

muse from achieving the subtleties of prose; yet I

still hope to entertain, stimulate and amuse with my

Doggerel Verses.

 

 

Just the Ticket

 

For waiting on a yellow line

Mary gets a parking fine

Her car by the police is towed away

One hundred and seventy pounds to pay

Wow what a swingeing hefty rap

She’s been suckered like a sap

She's been silly played the clown

And the law has firmly slapped her down

Her friends all laugh and think it's funny

That Mary's stung for so much money

She's teased tormented made to wriggle

While they all smile and grin and giggle

Their deft delicious schadenfreude

Vexed young Mary and annoyed her

Everyone was laughing at her

But for Mary it was no laughing matter

The fine is more than 3 days pay

Squandered and stupidly blown away

Nearly thirty hours of toil

Their teasing makes her seethe and boil

While husband Jim a canny Scot

Is he happy he is not

He’s annoyed and not amused

To see their budget thus abused

Makes Mary promise right away

That the next fine she has to pay

She will confess that she’s a chump

And let him strap her naked rump

Sure enough before too long

Mary again is in the wrong

A gleeful policeman swoops down quick

A wheel clamp on her car to stick

A second time she’s towed away

With another one seventy quid to pay

At the car pound as she pays the money

The policeman grins and thinks it's funny

When she complains at the size of the fine

And says it will teach her to toe the line

The punishment he adds must sting

If it's to accomplish anything

Mary ruefully states as she turns to go

This will sting far more than he’ll ever know

As young Jim checks the bank account

His shock and anger quickly mount

Funds have gone they've leeched away

There was an extra bill to pay

By debit card one seventy smackers

Enough to drive a Scotsman crackers

His wife he says must take the rap

Bare her bum and get the strap

Mary however will not do it

Swears he'll never put her to it

Says that at 21 her pride

Can't accept a whacked backside

But Jim decides to pay no heed

Trap his wife and do the deed

From a sex shop on the Internet

A Scottish tawse our Jim did get

Supple and smooth a double-tailer

Across the bum resolved to flail her

Some garden click-ties too he buys

Mary is in for a tingling surprise

Soon the culprit will be tricked

And her bare arse will be soundly licked

The victim awoke on Saturday

With a stinging penalty to pay

Now Mary was no killjoy prude

She slept with Jim completely nude

So in that state she was surprised

And her arms and legs securely tied

To the bedstead thus was Mary bound

While she lay deep in slumber sound

Then Jim placed pillows in her lap

And raised her bum to take the strap

Mary awoke and writhed and fought

But her nubile limbs were firmly caught

Then Jim affirmed his clear intent

To proceed with Mary’s punishment

Two hefty fines had to be paid

For which her bare bum would be flayed

Three hundred and forty pounds the rap

For which her rump must take the strap

The penalty for her transgression

Twelve on the bare at a spanking session

For those two fines he’ll make her sting

With sizzling slaps across her ring

Now a big full figured girl is Mary

With nubile thighs and pubes all hairy

Her body is beautifully stacked

Her figure with pulchritude amply packed

She's buxom strapping with plenty of meat

And a plump and beautifully pear shaped seat

The victim stretched across the bed

Awaits the stinging blows with dread

Jim keeps her naked tied up there

With big bare bum and pubic hair

He leers at everything she's got

Lusty thighs and pussy slot

Then raises the tawse high in the air

And brings it down right on the bare

Just above the top of the thighs

Where plump and succulent bum flesh lies

As the tawse slaps hard against bare skin

The room re-echoes to the din

A stinging slap the victim got

Across the back of her hairy slot

Mary emits an urgent cry

As bum flesh quivers and pussy hairs fly

The initial sting is keen and sharp

And gives the victim cause to carp

Oh oh oh she helplessly cried

As the sharp slapping leather bit her hide

Then over the next four seconds or so

An urgent tingling starts to grow

And ouch aiyee goes up the yell

As a big bare bottom stings like hell

Mary’s arse meat blushes red

As she waits for the second spank with dread

But Jim’s in no particular hurry

This is fun why should he worry

His wife is wriggling and writhing like mad

She calls him a bastard and a cad

But bare and prone she awaits his pleasure

Jim quietly grins and proceeds at leisure

At last he raises his arm again

Resolved to inflict more stinging pain

Then down comes the tawse with a swish and a smack

Across the victim’s hairy crack

Twixt bum hole and cunt on nubile arse

Oh wow what a sexy farce

The tawse bites deep into plump firm meat

A red stripe’s stamped on Mary’s seat

Curly pussy hair scatters and flies

Aaaah yahoo the victim cries

Slap two lands flush on top of the first

As Mary tingled fumed and cursed

For about four seconds there’s a pause

Then Jim again brings down the tawse

Just as the tingling reaches its height

This third hard spank begins to bite

Followed by hard spanks four five six

Poor Mary's in a proper fix

By now she’s yelling loud and clear

As the stinging slaps rattle her rear

Twelve of the best does young Jim give her

Mary’s buttocks wobble and quiver

Bum flesh blushes and turns red

As Mary awaits each slap with dread

Pubic snatch hair scatters and flutters

As the wriggling victim winces and mutters

The room re-echoed to the din

As the slaps smacked hard against bare skin

By the time she took the final clout

Mary had pondered something out

As she lay tied up with tingling rump

She acknowledged that she’s been a chump

Thus a short sharp spanking session

Teaches Mary a sizzling lesson

Your naughty parking habit kick it

Don’t get suckered with a ticket

Do not park on yellow lines

And don’t get stung with parking fines

Be sure to obey the traffic laws

Beware of Jim’s sharp slapping tawse