{ASSTR 18} Schoolgirl Spanking Verses in Crap Couplets {Big Billie}
(F/f, F/F? spank, nc)
Three Sally Trubshawe Henderson Stories
Author' Statement : Big Billie is opposed to spanking except for
consenting adults; However, spanking sexually excites him, so he
writes about it.
Big Billie's Standard Disclaimer for Crap Couplets : Alexander Pope
I ain't; my rhymes are crude, my measures irregular, and my verses
rudely hacked and chopped. The tyranny of rhyme prevents my fumbling
muse from achieving the subtleties of prose; yet I am still hoping
to entertain, stimulate and amuse with my Doggerel Verses.
Explanatory Note : From the 1960s to the 1990s Sally Trubshawe
Henderson, affectionately known to her students as “Sally Slapbum,”
was the Dean of Discipline at a select girls’ boarding school in
the Southern counties of England.
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Smoke in school Sally knows
After gym touch your toes
Slipper comes down with a thump
Eight hard slaps across your rump
Gym shorts thin ouch it stings
Round the hall the slapping rings
Stinging slaps loud and resounding
As your quivering bum cheeks take a pounding
Go to change strip to skin
In the showers girls all grin
Bare red bottom on display
Bet it stung girls all say
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Six fifth-formers after school
In the showers play the fool
In comes Sally at the din
Catches them stripped to the skin
Unruly horseplay is admonished
There and then they will be punished
Sally tells them with a frown
That she's going to slap them down
She takes her slipper in her hand
Bends them over where they stand
Eight slaps each is the measure
Sally slaps them at her leisure
Six nude ladies touch their toes
Six bottoms ring to the stinging blows
Six meaty chumps gaze at the ground
As the smacks re-echo all around
Twelve bare buttocks feel the sting
As round the room the smacks all ring
Stinging slaps across the cunt
Make six ladies flinch and grunt
Oh Agh Ouch six ladies cry
Bum flesh reddens pussy hairs fly
The pump slaps sharp across six snatches
And scatters the hairs of six pubic thatches
The plimsoll strikes both flat and flush
As six bare bums all tingle and blush
Six nude butts are wobbled and quivered
As forty-eight slaps are smartly delivered
With just enough time between each swot
For the meat to tingle and go hot
This is the Theatre of the Absurd
As six hairy vulvas are shaken and stirred
This is the saucy "Folies Bergčre"
As six meaty damsels are spanked on the bare
This is a sex show indecent and lewd
Six nubile maidens slapped in the nude
This the most farcical of farces
Six wenches smacked on their naked arses
For naughtiness the payback comes
Six schoolgirls spanked on their bare bums
Six lusty ladies plump and strapping
With bottoms bared thus take a slapping
Six ladies learn a stinging lesson
Eight on the bare at a spanking session
A sexy punishment strict and swingeing
Leaves six ladies ruefully whingeing
Six ladies learn don't play the clown
And don't get caught with knickers down
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Sue sixteen and leaving school
On the last day plays the fool
In lipstick writes on Sally's car
No more Slapbum hip pip hoorah
From the staff room Sally can see
The culprit Sue's identity
She calls Sue's mother on the phone
Her daughter's mischief to bemoan
If Sue were still at school such pranks
Would be met with good hard spanks
They shall be now Sue's mum does say
Bring round you slipper straight away
Meanwhile Sue bikini on
Lies in the garden in the sun
Sally arrives and Sue's called in
Where Sally hails her with a grin
Greetings my girl your prank you'll rue
When Sally Slapbum's through with you
Your mother kindly has agreed
You shall be slapped for your misdeed
I've relished reddening your rear
For the half hour I've been driving here
And I bet my slipper won't half sting
For your wearing hardly anything
Let it sting still more Sue's mum then cries
And the bikini bottom she unties
Sues panties thus are stripped from her
Revealing tummy and pubic hair
Her swimwear comes off in a trice
Sue's bare bum must pay the price
Sally has caught her bare and bending
This story will have a sexy ending
Poor Susan blushes like a rose
As she is told to touch her toes
Then it's come on girl bend over quick
And Sally gives Sue's bum a flick
Straighten those legs and stretch and bend
And again the pump smacks Sue's rear end
Sue pushes her fingers to the floor
But Sally gives her two slaps more
Then another four to make it eight
Obey me girl keep those legs straight
Spurred on by Sally's preparatory action
At last Sue's bending to her satisfaction
Then Sally berates her for lipsticking pranks
And tells her the sentence is twelve sizzling spanks
Oh dear Susan you're in trouble
Sally soon will prick your bubble
She'll make you rue your naughty jape
She'll bust your ass like a juicy grape
The time for the showdown now has come
And Sally addresses the victim's bum
The pump is pressed to the firm plump seat
And pushed into the buttock meat
Sally concentrates on her aim
And revels in the sexy game
Then up comes the slipper high in the air
Aimed just above the pussy hair
‘Twixt bum hole and cunt at nubile arse
Oh wow what a sexy farce
What a salacious saucy hoot
To slap a pussy so hirsute
To make the cunt hair flutter and rustle
And scatter the hairs of a pubic tousle
Down comes the pump with a swish and a crack
And a big bare bum takes a sizzling smack
Sue gets it just above her thighs
And the force of the blow is a saucy surprise
Sue's bum starts to sting like hell
And then it begins to tingle as well
The slipper bites into plump firm meat
A saucy red imprint is stamped on Sue's seat
Sally waits about 4 seconds or so
For Sue to fully feel the blow
The victim begins to shout and yell
As her arse meat sizzles and stings like hell
The slipper rattled her bare backside
Oooo! Aaaagh! Ouch! Yaroo! Sue cried
Sally again raised up the pump
And slapped it again across Sue's rump
Onto bare meat the slipper cracked
A second time Sue's bum was smacked
This slap is perfect to frustrate her
For its sting is incrementally greater
Bum flesh shuddered and pussy hairs flew
Eeeeyow! Ayeeeee! Responded Sue
Then as she railed against what hit her
With a third hard spank the plimsoll bit her
Stencilling its outline in bare meat
With a red indentation across her seat
Each slap lands with a crisp sharp smack
Just above the pussy crack
Near the thighs where the flesh is plump
Right on the meatiest part of the rump
Higher up the flesh is white
Till it too feels the slipper's bite
Like a chump poor Sue stares at the floor
As her bare bum quivers to pump slap four
Followed by pump slaps five to nine
Sue's bum was reddened mighty fine
To a deep and even tone it blushed
As her schoolgirl rebellion was saucily crushed
Sally is mistress of her art
She makes Sue's buttocks sting and smart
With plenty of time between each swat
For the bum to tingle and go hot
Slap ten returns to the lower seat
Across the back of the pussy meat
Pubic ringlets scattered and flew
The victim was in a proper stew
Eleven and twelve slapped there as well
As arse meat shuddered and stung like hell
For her outraged pride Sally didn’t give tuppence
Sue got a strict and sharp comeuppance
She received a stinging embarrassing rap
Twelve on the bare bum slapperty slap
A dozen of Sally’s very best
Delivered with vigour venom and zest
Sally is seething with anger and spite
And Sue’s bare buttocks feel her bite
Then hands on head in the corner she’s put
And given no chance to massage her butt
For a full ten minutes her bum is ringing
And Sue is fuming smarting and stinging
Then it's over says Sally you're in the clear
And Sue very gingerly rubs her rear
Thus was the naughty whipper-snapper
Caught out by the slipper slapper
Sally has taught her a stinging lesson
To avoid another spanking session
Don't play the fool don't act the clown
Or Sally’s slipper will slap you down
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