Big fan of your stories, at least the one's without poo. Stories like office competition and the secretary (two of my faves btw) may seem far-fetched but let me tell you they are not.
At the office where I work, there's sales rep who sometimes graces us with her presence. She's out on the road mostly, but i wish she'd get a job here inthis office because her dress sense is fucking spectacular!
After she showed up one day in a skirt SO fuckign short you could just about see her ass, i brought my camera to work and kept in my drawer. Next couple of times she visited were a bit of a bust. First time
she was wearing pants, second time she was in a knee-length skirt. Third time, B.I.N.G.O. This skirt, man, I'm tellin' ya, it was the stuff of fucking legend. She kept having to pull it
down cause it was riding up ALL the time. I totally got busted trying to take a photo by my co-worker Dan (he's a good guy but a fucking mormon. MORON more like it. He
thought the skirt was scandalous. Well hell yeah, but thats a good thing right! So anyway he was in teh restroom when I snapped this while getting a drink at the watercooler. I wanted to get a closer shot but it was too
risky. Even this one gave me palpitations. Luckily everyone had their back to me at the time, including Lonna, but then Lonna turned around just as I took the photo! I was SO lucky she
didn't actually look my way otherwise my job would be GONE. That was all I had the guts for anyway, but next time she comes to visit I'll try again.
Btw I guess you can put this on your site if you like.
