On a sunny day in London, England, five unrelated girls had highly embarrassing accidents, filling their panties with poo before they had time to get to a toilet. By reading the clues below, see if you can match the girls to their breast sizes, outfits, skirt lengths, locations, and poo sizes. To help you, at the bottom of the page is a chart that you can print out and fill in as you go.
If you think you have all the correct answers, you can email them to me for a special prize: a short account of each accident as it unfolded, and what happened in the aftermath…
So anyway, here are the clues.
1. The pleated skirt worn by Denise was shorter than Hannah’s skirt.
2. The girl who filled her panties on the train had larger breasts than either the girl in the office or the girl in the courtroom.
3. Over the course of a very embarrassing two minutes, Sandra squeezed out five-and-a-half pounds of poo into her panties. This was a larger load than Catriona’s, but smaller than the load produced by the girl in the business suit.
4. The ruffled skirt came down to just one inch below its wearer’s buttocks.
5. The girl with the largest breasts wore a skirt that stopped exactly at the base of her buttocks.
6. Lisa’s E-cup breasts strained hard against her business suit as, thoroughly mortified, she filled her panties with a large quantity of poo.
7. Hannah was not wearing a denim microskirt when she pushed out her poo into her panties.
8. The girl who produced seven pounds of poo, causing her panties to severely overflow, was unfortunately wearing a skirt which stopped one-and-a-half inches short of covering her buttocks.
9. Catriona was not in a classroom or a courtroom when she had her embarrassing accident.
10. The girl in the denim microskirt, who was not Catriona, had to strain hard to force out the last few chunks of her five-and-a-half pound load of poo.
11. The girl in the classroom produced more poo than the girl on the escalator or the girl in the office, but not as much as the girl on the train.
12. Denise, whose panties were showing beneath her hemline even before her accident, pushed out four pounds of poo into her panties.
13. The girl who did the biggest poo was not on a train at the time.
14. The train-travelling girl’s hemline was long enough to cover her buttocks … but that was little comfort when her anus opened up and her thick poo started sliding out into her panties, causing them to sag down into the view of all those around her.
15. The girl who pooped into her panties while wearing a yellow sundress had smaller breasts than the girls who wore the denim microskirt and the ruffled skirt.
16. A girl with C-cup breasts had the highest hemline of all, which showed off her panties both in front and at the back. Luckily she produced the smallest load.
17. Hannah was not in a classroom or office when she emptied her bowels into her panties.
18. The girl who produced three pounds of poo did not have F-cup breasts.
