STUCKHAMPTON COLLEGE SCHOOL RULES: DRESS CODE 2002/2003
It is with great regret that we saw the departures this summer of three long-standing board members, who felt that the dress code has become too ‘racy’ and that our students are dressing inappropriately. Without their moderating influence, a number of measures proposed in the past by the Student Committee have now been passed in a recent vote. You will note these changes in the dress code, which is now as follows:
Everyday Uniform
Shoes – must be black and smart.
Socks – must be white, if worn.
Stockings – no longer permissible, for reasons of uniformity.
Blouse – must be white or off-white, and sheer. Buttons above the fastening of the bra must be left undone at all times. Must be tucked into the skirt if no buttons are fastened.
Skirt – must be grey, with the hemline at crotch-height or above.
Bra – optional, but must be white and sheer if worn.
Panties – must be white. May not be sheer if worn with a skirt that does not fully cover them. Thongs are permissible, as long as they cover the pubic hair and labia! These so-called ‘micro-thongs’, with tiny front panels, are becoming more popular, but it is not acceptable for them to be pulled ‘into the cleft’. This also goes for panties of a more ordinary cut.
Jewellery and makeup – must be understated.
Games Uniform
Tops – at the sensible suggestion of the Student Committee, an official Stuckhampton ‘sports top’ has been designed. It is not long enough to cover the nipples, but at least it is in the school colours. This top is optional except for events with other schools, but it is the only style of top that may be worn.
Bras – must be white, and sheer. Since the official top does not cover the nipples, bras are once again mandatory for all sporting occasions.
Skirts – once again we have a new official ‘games skirt’. It is navy blue, form-fitting, and a couple of inches short of covering the crotch.
Panties – same as for everyday uniform, except that they may not be sheer, since the official games skirt does not cover the panties.
Trainers or other appropriate footwear.
Gym Uniform
Tops – an official ‘gym top’ has been designed. It is a white, loose-fitting tank top with the school logo, and it is just long enough to cover the nipples. This top is optional except for events with other schools.
Bras – must be white, and sheer. Mandatory for events with other schools, otherwise optional if the official top is worn, although students are encouraged not to wear the top without a bra, since tests have shown that a student’s nipples rarely remain covered for more than a few seconds during strenuous activity.
Skirts – an official ‘gym skirt’ has been designed – this is a white pleated skirt that stops three inches short of covering the crotch. It is optional for all occasions.
Panties – same as for the games uniform. May not be sheer!
Plimsolls or trainers.
Swimming Costume
One-piece or two-piece. Strapless tops and thong bottoms may not be worn for events with other schools.
Casual Clothing
The board considers the guidelines suggested by the Student Committee to be draconian in terms of its restrictiveness, but in view of the absence of dissenting opinions, it has approved the following rules:
No trousers
No shorts longer than buttock-length
No skirts longer than crotch-length
No tops indoors (a bra may be worn)
Nude sunbathing is now permitted.
The ban on mud wrestling has been lifted.
On warm days, students may remove blouses and skirts in the classrooms.
STUCKHAMPTON COLLEGE SCHOOL RULES: DRESS CODE 2003/2004
The board, under pressure from the Student Committee, has reluctantly agreed to further changes to the school’s dress code. The new code is as follows:
Everyday Uniform
Shoes – must be black and smart. Optional on warm summer days.
Socks – must be white, if worn. May not be worn without shoes.
Blouse – there is now an official school blouse – it is white, semi-transparent, and does not fasten together at the front. It is too short to tuck into a skirt, so students going without a bra should be very careful how they move, so as not to expose their breasts. Optional on warm summer days as long as a bra is worn.
Skirt – must be grey, with the hemline at least an inch above crotch-height. Optional on warm summer days.
Bra – optional, but must be white and sheer if worn.
Panties – must be white. May be sheer as long as no pubic hair shows beneath. Thongs are permissible, as long as they cover the pubic hair and labia. As before, micro-thongs and indeed any other panties must not be pulled between the labia. The teaching staff are very tired of having to constantly remind students of this rule.
Jewellery and makeup – must be understated.
Games Uniform
Tops – last year’s ‘sports top’ is still the official top for sporting activities. In view of its lack of coverage, it is now optional even for events with other schools.
Bras – must be white, and sheer. Mandatory for all sporting occasions. May not be strapless if worn for events with other schools.
Skirts – last year’s official ‘games skirt’ still applies. This year, however, it is only mandatory for events with other schools – otherwise it is optional.
Panties – same as for everyday uniform – sheer panties are now permitted, as long as no pubic hair can be seen through the material.
Trainers or other appropriate footwear.
Gym Uniform
Tops – the official gym top still applies, except that it is now optional for all occasions.
Bras – must be white, and sheer. Optional if the official top is worn, even for events with other schools.
Skirts – the official gym skirt still applies. It is optional for all occasions.
Panties – same as for the games uniform.
Plimsolls or trainers.
Swimming Costume
Must be two-piece – one-piece swimsuits are no longer permitted. Strapless tops and thong bottoms may now be worn for events with other schools.
Casual Clothing
Same rules as last year, except that the following restrictions now apply to shorts:
1) They must now reveal part of the buttocks at the back.
2) The buttons and zipper at the front must be fully undone at all times.
A ‘fashion’ has cropped up this year which the board is keen to nip in the bud. Many students have taken to pulling down their panties just far enough to expose the crotch and buttocks, and spending the day walking around like that. This is NOT acceptable and students are reminded that such behaviour will be punished. In addition, the fashion of pulling panties between the labia has increased in popularity, and must also stop.
Please note that for the next Sixth Form Ball, dresses will be optional (most of them were not really covering the underwear anyway). Panties are still mandatory, as are bras if no dress is worn.
STUCKHAMPTON COLLEGE SCHOOL RULES: DRESS CODE 2004/2005
The newly reconstituted board, in collaboration with the Student Committee, has reluctantly agreed to further changes to the school’s dress code. The new code is as follows:
Everyday Uniform
Shoes – must be black and smart. Optional.
Socks – must be white, if worn. May not be worn without shoes.
Blouse – the official school blouse still applies. Optional. Previously, as with shoes, the blouse was optional ‘on warm summer days’ – however, it has been noted by the board that this is a redundant requirement, since on colder days the wearing of blouses is mandated by the weather.
Skirt – must be grey, with the hemline at least two inches above crotch-height. Optional.
Bra – optional, but must be white and sheer if worn. Previously, if no blouse was worn, a bra was mandatory – however, the board accepted the Student Committee’s argument that sheer bras do not conceal the nipples anyway. Toplessness is therefore now permitted.
Panties – must be white, and sheer. Since the board feels that pubic hair should not be on display, all students must keep their pussies clean-shaven. After much tiresome debate, the board has backed down on the issue of panties being pulled between the labia, accepting the argument that it is very difficult to keep micro-thongs from slipping between the labia. This practice is therefore now permitted, as long as the clitoris is kept covered.
Jewellery and makeup – must be understated.
Coats – autumn and spring terms only. The school’s thermostats are kept very high during the winter months in order to keep students from catching cold. However, winter weather necessarily dictates the wearing of coats while outdoors. Traditionally there have been no rules governing coat length, and duffle coats have ranged from below knee-length to practically crotch-length. The Student Committee has requested, however, that a maximum length be set for coats, and the board has agreed to set a length of one inch below the buttocks. This means that legs will henceforth be bare outside during even the coldest spells – the board recommends that students keep their outdoor time to a minimum during cold snaps.
Games Uniform
Tops – the ‘sports top’ has been redesigned – it is now a sheer ‘boob tube’ style top which is worn around the breasts. This top may not be worn with a bra, since bra straps look untidy with it.
Bras – must be white, and sheer. May be worn as an alternative to the sports top. For events with other schools, please note that either the top or a bra must be worn – otherwise, students may now go topless for sporting activities if they wish.
Skirts – the ‘games skirt’ has also been redesigned. It is now a navy blue pleated skirt just three inches from waistband to hem. In view of its lack of coverage, it is optional for all occasions.
Panties – same as for everyday uniform, but must not be pulled between the labia during sporting events with other schools.
Trainers or other appropriate footwear (optional).
Gym Uniform
Tops – the official gym top has been dropped. Tops may no longer be worn for gymnastic and athletic events.
Bras – must be white, and sheer. Mandatory for events with other schools, otherwise optional.
Skirts – the official gym skirt has also been dropped. No skirt may be worn for gymnastic and athletic events.
Panties – same as for the games uniform.
Plimsolls or trainers (optional).
Swimming Costume
Must be two-piece, with a strapless top. The top is mandatory for events with other schools – otherwise it is optional.
Casual Clothing
To the board’s great surprise, the Student Committee voted to abolish the existing casual clothing rules. They are now replaced with a single new rule: students must either wear the school uniform at weekends, or they must wear nothing at all. The board, impressed with the students’ commitment to the school uniform, has approved this rule.
The board would like to remind students of a few rules that continue to be repeatedly broken:
1) Panties must not be worn around the base of the buttocks, exposing the pussy. It is estimated that on warm days during the summer term, almost half of all students were wearing their panties this way. This practice must stop!
2) Students must not have sex with their male teachers in an attempt to improve their grades. Any student caught doing so will be suspended, and repeat offenders may be subject to expulsion.
3) Students must not use sex toys in class. The board understands that sexual frustration is a major problem in a single-sex boarding school, and is willing to permit a certain amount of masturbation in class, but this must be by the use of hands only. Panties may be removed for masturbatory purposes, but they must be put on again immediately following orgasm.
For the next Sixth Form Ball, the only clothing requirement is a pair of white, sheer panties. Bras and/or dresses may be worn if desired.
STUCKHAMPTON COLLEGE SCHOOL RULES: DRESS CODE 2005/2006
The board and the Student Committee have made the following changes to the school’s dress code:
Everyday Uniform
Shoes – must be black and smart. Optional.
Socks – must be white, if worn. May not be worn without shoes.
Blouse – the official school blouse has been redesigned. The new blouse is very sheer, and it is considerably shorter than the previous blouse, although it should still cover most students’ breasts. Like the previous blouse, it is optional.
Skirt – autumn and spring terms only. Must be grey, with the hemline at least two inches above crotch-height. Optional during the autumn and spring terms. May not be worn in the summer term.
Bra – must be white and sheer. Optional.
Panties – must be white, and sheer. For the first time, panties are now optional during the summer term.
Jewellery and makeup – must be understated.
Coats – autumn and spring terms only. Must be no longer than one inch below the buttocks.
Games Uniform
Tops – last year’s official sports top still applies. This top is now mandatory for events with other schools. Optional otherwise.
Bras – now forbidden for sporting activities.
Skirts – last year’s official games skirt still applies. Optional for all occasions.
Panties – same as for everyday uniform. Mandatory for events with other schools – otherwise optional.
Trainers or other appropriate footwear (optional).
Gym Uniform
Bras – must be white, and sheer. Mandatory for events with other schools, otherwise optional. May not be worn if panties are not worn.
Panties – must be a white, sheer thong if worn. Mandatory for events with other schools – otherwise optional.
Shoes are no longer part of the gym uniform and may not be worn for any gymnastic or athletic events.
Swimming Costume
It has been pointed out by numerous people that the strapless tops invariably come off while swimming, due to the friction of the water, and that this causes a distraction for the swimmer. Therefore swimmers may no longer wear tops, and the swimming costume must consist solely of bikini bottoms. Thongs are permissible. Everyday panties may be worn as an alternative, except for events with other schools (since they tend to go transparent when wet). Alternatively students may swim naked (except for events with other schools).
Casual Clothing
As before, students must either wear the school uniform on weekends, or nothing at all.
Now that the board has made panties optional during the summer term, it has reluctantly agreed to permit students to wear their panties around the base of the buttocks during the summer term. During the autumn and spring terms, pussies must be kept covered up.
Students are requested to please be discreet while masturbating in class. Several teachers have complained that loud orgasms are disrupting their lessons.
Please note that for the next Sixth Form Ball, students may be naked if they wish. However, this does not mean that sex will be permitted. Kissing is permissible, as is a certain amount of fondling, but students should request that their dates keep the fondling to breasts and buttocks. Students sitting on or straddling their dates’ laps may be asked frequently to demonstrate that they are not engaged in sex.
STUCKHAMPTON COLLEGE SCHOOL RULES: DRESS CODE 2006/2007
The board and the Student Committee have made the following changes to the school’s dress code:
Everyday Uniform
Shoes – optional during autumn and spring terms only. Forbidden in the summer term.
Socks – optional during autumn and spring terms only. Must be white, and no more than ankle-length. May not be worn without shoes. Forbidden in the summer term.
Blouse – optional during autumn and spring terms only. Last year’s official school blouse still applies. Forbidden in the summer term.
Skirt – optional during autumn and spring terms only. Must be grey, with the hemline at least three inches above crotch-height. Forbidden in the summer term.
Bra – must be white and sheer. Optional. Must not be worn if panties are not worn.
Panties – must be a white, sheer thong. Optional during the summer term – mandatory in the autumn and spring terms.
Jewellery and makeup – must be understated.
Coats – autumn and spring terms only. Must be no longer than buttock-length. May not be worn indoors!
Games Uniform
Tops – the official sports top has been redesigned – it is now an inch-wide strip of gauzy, semi-transparent material, worn around the breasts to cover the nipples. Mandatory for events with other schools. Optional otherwise.
Bras may not be worn.
Skirts – the official games skirt has been dropped. Skirts may no longer be worn for sporting activities.
Panties – must be a white, sheer thong. Mandatory for events with other schools – otherwise optional.
Shoes are no longer part of the sports uniform and may not be worn for any sporting activities.
Gym Uniform
Bras – must be white, and sheer. Optional for all occasions. May not be worn if panties are not worn.
Panties – must be a white, sheer micro-thong if worn. Mandatory for events with other schools – otherwise optional.
Swimming Costume
There is now an official swimming costume. This consists of a white micro-thong, with no top. Mandatory for events with other schools – otherwise optional.
Casual Clothing
As before, students must either wear the school uniform on weekends, or nothing at all.
The Student Committee pushed very hard for panties to be optional in the autumn and winter terms. The board held its ground, but as a compromise it will now permit students to wear their panties around the base of the buttocks throughout the year.
This summer’s Sixth Form Ball has resulted in a record number of pregnancies, due to students shamelessly having sex right in the ballroom itself. The board concedes that it is difficult for boys to control themselves if their dates are naked or near-naked, so in future condoms will be provided to all couples as they enter the ballroom. Since this year all students but one were naked for the entire ball, the board has reluctantly agreed to the Student Committee’s request that the dress code for the next Sixth Form Ball is full nudity – no clothing will be permitted. Also, since very few of the girls actually danced during the recent ball, to save money there will be no band or D.J. at the next ball.
STUCKHAMPTON COLLEGE SCHOOL RULES: DRESS CODE 2007/2008
The board and the Student Committee have made the following changes to the school’s dress code:
Everyday Uniform
Shoes – optional during autumn and spring terms only. Forbidden in the summer term. May not be worn indoors.
Socks – optional during autumn and spring terms only. Must be white, and no more than ankle-length. May not be worn without shoes. Forbidden in the summer term.
Blouses may no longer be worn at any time (very few of the students were wearing them anyway).
Skirts are also no longer a part of the uniform and may not be worn at any time.
Bra – must be white and sheer. Optional during the autumn and spring terms. Must not be worn if panties are not worn. Forbidden in the summer term.
Panties – must be a white, sheer micro-thong. Optional at all times. During the summer term, if worn, the thong must be either be worn at the base of the buttocks (exposing the pussy), or pulled between the labia.
Jewellery and makeup – must be understated.
Coats – autumn and spring terms only. Must be no longer than buttock-length. May not be worn indoors!
Games Uniform
Tops may no longer be worn. All students must be topless for all sporting activities, including events with other schools.
Panties – must be a white, sheer micro-thong. Optional at all times. Must be pulled between the labia if worn during the summer term.
Gym Uniform
Bras may no longer be worn. All students must be topless for all gymnastic and athletic activities.
Panties may no longer be worn for any gymnastic activities, or for any athletic activities except for the long jump and triple jump events. For these events, a white sheer micro-thong may be worn, as long as it is pulled between the labia.
Swimming Costume
Consists only of a white micro-thong, which must be pulled between the labia if worn. Optional.
Casual Clothing
As before, students must either wear the school uniform on weekends, or nothing at all.
Sleepwear
This has not previously been regulated, as most students choose to sleep in the nude or in just a pair of panties. Now, however, the board has agreed to restrict sleepwear to full nudity.
Congratulations to all on the number of pregnancies resulting from the recent Sixth Form Ball – down nearly fifty percent from last year. The board attributes this to the availability of condoms at the door. It is a shame that more students did not take advantage of these condoms, but the board has high hopes that this positive trend will continue in the future. For next years’ Sixth Form Ball, in the name of bowing to the inevitable, instead of chairs, mattresses will be laid out in the ballroom. There will be one for each couple, and next to it will be a bottle of lubricant and a packet of condoms. Despite the Student Committee’s request, cigarettes will be neither provided nor permitted. Smoking is, in the board’s view, not only a dangerous habit but a disgusting one too. As in previous years, members of the teaching staff will be present in the ballroom, but their purpose will no longer be to prevent students from having sex. Instead, they will enforce the following rules:
1) No smoking.
2) No threesomes.
3) No ‘disgusting’ sexual practices – after the much talked-about events of the most recent ball, you all know what this means.
Male teachers continue to report that students are bribing them with sex in return for higher grades. These students would perhaps like to know that their grades are being retroactively reduced to their original levels whenever this bribery comes to light.
From now on, lesbian couples will be permitted to room together and sleep together. The board feels that since no pregnancies are likely to result from this arrangement, there is no harm in it. Couples may not, however, sixty-nine in the classroom. This is an increasingly popular activity which will not be tolerated. Lesbian couples may sit together, if they share a class, but they should keep their romantic contact to brief kissing and discreet fingering.
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Dear Madam,
I am writing to you to complain about the dress code at your school. I have just been informed by my daughter that when she returns to school this September, she will not be packing any blouses or skirts. I took a look at your latest ‘dress code’, and could scarcely believe my eyes! I cannot believe that you seriously expect your students to comply with this ridiculous code. My daughter is a keen gymnast, yet, according to this dress code, she will be required to perform naked!
This is absolutely outrageous. I knew that the school uniform had been shrinking over the past few years – in fact as you may recall I wrote to you a couple of years ago with my concerns about the shortness of the skirts – but I would never have guessed that you would actually BAN skirts! It beggars belief that you would require your students to wear only their underwear indoors at school – and even less in the summer!
It will be with great reluctance that I send my little Francesca back to school in two months’ time. I am NOT HAPPY about the new uniform requirements, and it is only because Francesca loves your school so much that I am even considering letting her go back there.
I am also very concerned about the Sixth Form Ball. I can assure you that, since it appears to have devolved into an orgy of sex, Francesca will not be attending next year, despite her pleas. Her boyfriend is a very nice young man, but the two of them are not ready for sex and I do not appreciate your attempts to push them into it!
Already the lax moral attitudes of your school have spilled over into Francesca’s home life. These days she never wears anything but skirts on her bottom half, and those skirts never fully cover her panties. Her tops are invariably skimpy, see-through, and worn without a bra – whenever she goes out she looks like a complete slut! If I did not trust her boyfriend completely, I would never let her spend the night over at his place, as she often does.
Also, Francesca has taken to sitting with her legs wide apart, exposing her panties and often a large part of her female parts, in the most inappropriate of situations. While the family is in the living room watching television it is merely an uncomfortable distraction, but when at a restaurant or other public place, it is downright embarrassing! And I feel that your school is to blame.
You are entitled to run your school how you like, but I must warn you that if the dress code gets any racier, I shall have to seriously consider pulling Francesca out of your school!
Thank you for your attention.
Yours sincerely,
Chris Markham (Mrs)
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Dear Mrs Markham,
Thank you for your letter of July 12th. As a parent myself, I fully understand and appreciate your concerns. Rest assured that the well-being of my students is at the core of all of my decisions. But as chairwoman of the school’s board of directors, I also have a responsibility to the school itself, and its future well-being and security.
The measures we have taken regarding the school’s dress code have been as a result of the changing culture of the school and its students. The Student Committee, a powerful entity representing the brightest and best of the students, is immensely popular with the student body as a whole. The board does act as a powerful moderating influence on the radical policies and proposals of the committee, but there is only so much that it can do to stem the tide.
The students want to be skimpily dressed, or naked. There is little the board can do about that. Already ninety percent of punishments meted out by the teachers are for dress code infringements. The alternative to relaxing the dress code is stricter enforcement, which quite frankly would result in almost the entire student body spending all of their time in detention. This being highly impractical, the only course of action open to the board is to adopt some of the measures proposed by the committee, while fighting the battles we think we can win.
The biggest fight we face, and it is one that never gets reported in the dress code updates, is the admission of boys to the school. The Student Committee has pushed for years for the school to be coeducational. In view of the way the girls dress, however, the board has resisted this more strongly than any other issue. Boys are allowed on school grounds for one night only per year, and that is the night of the Sixth Form Ball. Only sixth-formers can come into contact with those boys, and only in the ballroom, and this is how we avoid a chaos of sexual encounters throughout the school. Regrettably many pregnancies have still resulted from the ball, but with the introduction of condoms we feel that we are making good progress in this area.
Unfortunately some of the girls do find another outlet, and that is with the school’s male teachers. Fortunately the teachers are responsible enough to always use condoms, and having been promised immunity from prosecution they feel safe enough to report to the headmistress all of their sexual encounters with the girls. Thus we are able to keep track of the scale of the problem, and we can prevent the girls from achieving higher grades by this means.
It is not a perfect system, but I don’t think you’ll find a school in the country where the students are happier. I hope you will continue to keep Francesca at Stuckhampton – I am told that she is a bright and funny girl regarded highly by students and teachers alike.
Yours faithfully,
Martha Craddock, Q.C.
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Dear Martha,
Thank you for your prompt and very satisfactory reply. You have given me a new perspective on the issue and I am willing to concede that the board is doing the right thing under trying circumstances. I shall indeed be keeping Francesca in school – it makes me glad to hear you say that she is highly regarded. I shall not complain about the dress code again, now that I understand the dynamics involved.
Yours sincerely,
Chris Markham
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Hi Martha!
Having just met with the Student Committee and heard some of their opinions on next year’s dress code, I have drawn up my ‘best guess’, as you asked, for what it is likely to look like. Let me know what you think.
STUCKHAMPTON COLLEGE SCHOOL RULES: DRESS CODE 2008/2009
Everyday Uniform
Shoes – optional. May not be worn indoors. Reversing a change in the previous dress code, shoes will now be permitted outdoors in the summer term. [They’re worried about their feet getting all calloused and unattractive! Also at the start of the summer it can be quite chilly outside… Over the past few years we’ve hardly ever had to punish girls for wearing too much, but shoes outdoors on cold days recently has been a common infraction.]
Socks – optional during autumn and spring terms only. Must be white, and no more than ankle-length. May not be worn without shoes. Forbidden in the summer term.
Bras are no longer a part of the school uniform and must not be worn at any time. [They do suffer when it’s cool and rainy outside in the summer and they can’t wear a coat, but they’re damn stubborn!]
Panties – must be a white, sheer micro-thong. Optional during the autumn and spring terms. If worn, the thong must be either be worn at the base of the buttocks (exposing the pussy), or pulled between the labia. Forbidden in the summer term. [Yes, you read that right – the only things they want to be allowed to wear in the summer are shoes! And those only outside…]
Jewellery and makeup – must be understated.
Coats – autumn and spring terms only. Must be no longer than crotch-length. May not be worn indoors! [A few of them wanted to be able to wear coats outside on cold days at the start of the summer term, but the vote didn’t go their way. The crotch-length requirement is new – they like the idea of their buttocks peeping out from beneath the coat. But it’s easy for them to get excited about that when it’s warm like this. When the snow comes, they might feel differently…]
Games Uniform
Panties – must be a white, sheer micro-thong. Optional during the autumn and spring terms. If worn, the thong must be either be worn at the base of the buttocks (exposing the pussy), or pulled between the labia. Forbidden in the summer term. [Yup, same as for the regular uniform – complete nudity required in the summer…]
Gym Uniform
Complete nudity is required for all gymnastic and athletics events. [Last year they were concerned about sand, but this year I guess the proviso about long jumps and triple jumps lost some of its voters, and it was struck down. And now, I guess, they’ve reformed themselves into a corner – there’s nowhere else to go with this…]
Swimming Costume
Complete nudity is required for all swimming events. [Surprise, surprise. Could this be the beginning of the end, do you think? Will a new generation of Student Committee reformers start to ADD clothing to the uniform…? One can only hope…]
Casual Clothing
As before, students must either wear the school uniform on weekends, or nothing at all. [Not much difference now, if you ask me!]
Sleepwear
No clothing of any kind is permitted in bed. [No change here – just reworded it.]
Well, that’s it!
Pauline
Pauline Pickles
Headmistress, Stuckhampton College
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Thanks Pauline! All looks okay to me. By the way, Mike left me a message asking me if we could explicitly ban the ‘egg competition’ next year. Any idea what he’s talking about?
Martha
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Oh that’s been going on for a couple of years now. Every Sunday the sixth-formers get a carton of eggs for their brew room. The kitchen staff give one of the girls the eggs at breakfast. Frequently, if enough girls have shown up to breakfast that day, one of the girls will be nominated by the others to attempt to break the record for ‘egg-stuffing’ – that is, inserting as many eggs as possible into the vagina. The girl in question will then lie on the table on her back, naked of course, with her legs wide apart, while the others insert the eggs one after another into her vagina. They keep pushing them in until one breaks. So I believe, anyway – I’ve never witnessed it myself of course, but I do have my sources.
Pauline
Pauline Pickles
Headmistress, Stuckhampton College
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Goodness – whatever will they think of next?? By the way, did the S.C. say anything about the staff dress code?
Martha
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Oh yes! Completely forgot to mention. They want the female staff members wearing only panties in the summer, and just a bra and panties in the winter. And they want both garments to be see-through. I told them it was unlikely that they would get their wish – none of the female staff like having to wear skirts that reveal part of their panties, and I almost had a rebellion on my hands when I first told them they would have to wear tight-fitting see-through blouses. I said I would see what I could do.
That reminds me – the S.C. had another request, which I think will blow your mind. They want corporal punishment reinstated.
Pauline
Pauline Pickles
Headmistress, Stuckhampton College
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You’re kidding! They actually want corporal punishment? Why?
Martha
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Well, you know how the male staff are mostly young and, if I may say so, quite dishy. It seems a common fantasy among the girls is to be spanked by some of the male teachers. They’re even talking about allowing the use of rulers. Wait a minute, they actually wrote it up, if I can find it.
Ah yes, here it is. It was hand-written, so I’ll type it up for you:
Spanking is to be reinstated as a form of punishment. A teacher may, at his or her discretion, summon a misbehaving student to the front of the class, where he or she will strip the student (assuming she is not naked already) and then spank her in one of the following four ways:
1) The student must lie face down across the teacher’s lap, whereupon the teacher will spank the student’s buttocks with a hand or ruler.
2) The student must lean against the desk, bent over with her bottom sticking out. The teacher will then spank the student’s buttocks with a hand or ruler.
3) The student must lie on her back on the teacher’s desk, with her knees up and her legs spread, thus presenting her pussy for spanking. The teacher will then spank the student’s pussy with a hand or ruler.
4) The student must stand facing the class, while the teacher spanks the student’s breasts with a hand or ruler.
No more than 30 hand-spanks, and no more than 10 ruler-spanks, may be given to a student at one time. If the spanking becomes too painful for the student to endure, the teacher must take a break from spanking in order to gently stroke the students buttocks or pussy to soothe the pain.
Pauline Pickles
Headmistress, Stuckhampton College
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Good grief! That’s just crazy! We can’t possibly permit 3 or 4. And the bit about stroking is rather an obvious ploy, don’t you think?
Martha
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Obvious, yes, but they were very insistent. What would be the legal implications if we implemented this plan?
Pauline Pickles
Headmistress, Stuckhampton College
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We’d have to get signed consent forms from all of the parents, and I doubt that will be easy. Still, I guess we can try, and then we can say we tried…
Martha
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Dear Mr and Mrs Strickland,
The Student Committee of Stuckhampton College has requested that corporal punishment be reinstated for minor transgressions of the school rules. We have not used corporal punishment at our school for years, but we are willing to put the idea to the parents. Please circle one of the following options, and return this letter to me.
I hereby permit the staff of Stuckhampton College to administer the following styles of corporal punishment to my daughter(s):
1) Up to ten hand-spanks on the naked buttocks
2) Up to thirty hand-spanks and/or ten ruler-spanks on the naked buttocks
3) Up to thirty hand-spanks and/or ten ruler-spanks on the naked buttocks and/or vulva
4) Up to thirty hand-spanks and/or ten ruler-spanks on the naked buttocks, vulva and/or breasts
This may seem shocking, but believe it or not this was all requested by the girls themselves. If you do not wish your daughter to be subject to corporal punishment, then please return this letter with all four options crossed out.
A record will be kept of which girls are to be eligible for corporal punishment, and girls not eligible will, I assure you, not be subjected to any kind of spankings. Since there is a certain amount of ‘unfairness’ involved here, to redress the balance it has been proposed that girls whose parents sign them up for corporal punishment will be treated to outings at the end of the year. The scale and expense of the outing will depend on what options you have selected above. Although the outings have yet to be confirmed, they will follow approximately the following pattern:
Girls signed up to option 1: a trip to the cinema
Girls signed up to option 2: same as 1, plus a trip to the opera or theatre
Girls signed up to option 3: same as 2, plus a trip to an expensive restaurant
Girls signed up to option 4: same as 3, plus a trip to Water Heaven
I appreciate your prompt response.
Yours faithfully,
Martha Craddock, Q.C.
Chairwoman, Board of Directors, Stuckhampton College