Why don't you tell it from different points of view? In the same story! And for easy reading, just write a bold headline whenever the point of view changes. Nobody's ever done that!
Here's an idea: Instead of third person or first person, why don't you write second person. Write it like you're talking TO the reader. That's SO intimate!
Video game porn. We need more video game porn, because - hey, it's video games, and porn! What can possibly go wrong? Pikachuuuuuu!!!!
Make it a multi-part story, of course. And end every chapter on a cliffhanger. Right in the middle of sex. That'll keep them on the edge of their seats!
What's better than cannibalism? LESBIAN cannibalism! Because, sex.
OF COURSE you can write a story from the opposite gender's point of view! How different can it be???
All aliens have tentacles, right?
Hm, she follows ALL of her parent's instructions, calls them "Mommy" and "Daddy" and sleeps in their bed? Yeah, she's over 18!
OF COURSE they want to have sex with humans! Who doesn't want to have sex with humans???
For an introduction, cite from a dictionary. That makes you seem knowledgeable and may teach your readers something. No, it doesn't make you a dick, why do you ask?
Remember: Only teenagers have sex. If older people have sex, then it's only because they're having it with teenagers.
It's her first time, but she's amazing in bed. Why wouldn't she be???
Of course it's great literature. And it has sex in it!
Paragraphs? What are paragraphs?
'then' and 'than' are basically the same word.
Remember: Everyone always knows everything about their sexual orientation. There's never any confusion.
Yeah, call her Candy. That's a good name! Cute!
Damien. I think his name is Damien. Just in case he's a vampire later.
Of course he's over 18! No, he doesn't have a driver's license, why do you ask?
If you make a new line every time someone says something, you don't have to indicate who it is that's talking.
Raging teenage hormones.
Of course her pussy is shaved. EVERYONE'S pussy is shaved. Just look it up online!
Yearning.
No, you don't have to tell them that you've changed the location. Just have some completely new people start speaking, and they'll understand.
Of course, someone hacked your account. Happens all the time! Those hackers...
It's not racist if you say good things about them. Like, how big their cocks are.
Of course, all women really are subservient. Every woman knows that.
Lesbians are just hot chicks that are always up for a threesome with a guy, right?
Yeah, the hot girls always go for the awkward guys. Who doesn't like awkward?
The main difference between women is their breast size.
Vajayjay
Yeah, nine inches is average. 10 is modestly above average.
Ten inches "on a good day". Because the cock is moody.
Yes, you DO look like that video game character, now that you mention it.
Naïve. With those two little dots. Like the french.
ALL teenagers do their homework. Together.
Why wouldn't she have a big ass? She's black, after all!
Teacher-student-sex? Well, it's been done before, but I'm sure you can make it rock!
There are no overweight teenage girls. They simply don't exist.
Remember: Teenage girls are always comparing boob size.
A proper story starts with listing the measurements of its characters.
Hour glass figure. Every woman has it.
When no ages are listed, everyone must assume they're of legal age.
If there ever was a good time for text speak, it's in your story.
High school is the only exciting time in life.
Yes, of course it's in America. Why would it be somewhere else?
She just turned eighteen.
Everyone always comes at the same time.
Menstruation? What does that have to do with sex?
Every description should include as many numbers as possible. Everyone can picture people better when they know their specific weight and measurements, after all.
Of course you can use your story as a thinly veiled excuse to tell everyone how great you are. Who wouldn't want to have sex with you, after all?
Sadness in her eyes.
Let's use this opportunity one more time to talk about your favourite video game. For sex!
Quotation marks are entirely optional.
I came, I saw, I cummed.
You should often mention a very specific item by make and model.
Irregardless
The masterbait, the masterbait, baits masters like a trouser snaik.
The only thing that distinguishes a good writer from a great writer is the latter's use of words that are unknown to 99% of their readership.
A sex story is an entirely legit place to rant about your specific niche interest.
Bra size. Bra size, bra size, bra size. Bra size.
Consonants. They're the spice that makes a language exotic.
There's no real reason why you shouldn't be writing in ALL CAPS.
Author notes. Because every good story needs a manual.
Let's talk about what you're going to talk about.
Obviously, the age of a character is really important. So important you should mention it at the earliest opportunity. Yes, of course in numbers, what else?
If you just
make a line break at
random intervals
it'll become
a
poem!
First tell them what the story's about. Then introduce yourself. Then you can start.
Yes, he's a marine. I'm a marine, too. Everyone's a marine. It's the most special unit.
