## <a href="http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Anna_Siciliana/www/">Anna Siciliana</a> ### Slut Aptitude Test (SlApT) Welcome. This test is mainly for my own enjoyment, but since I keep getting requests from a lot of people who, one way or another, would like to hook up with me, it might help you figure out if you've got what it takes. Keep in mind that I'm not your typical domme, and I'm not looking for the typical sub, so if you use this test to assess anything other than your aptitude for *me* personally, you do so at your own peril. Right. Let's start: (set: $slapt to 0) You are [[a man -> male]]/ [[a woman -> female]] ## <a href="http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Anna_Siciliana/www/">Anna Siciliana</a> ### Slut Aptitude Test (SlApT) You like most: - [[Scat -> m2]] - [[Penis torture -> m2]] - [[Forced creampie eating -> m2]] - [[Bestiality -> m2]] ## <a href="http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Anna_Siciliana/www/">Anna Siciliana</a> ### Slut Aptitude Test (SlApT) (set: $slapt to 0) You are |doorstep>[(link: "bound")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?doorstep)[bound]]/(link: "standing")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?doorstep)[standing]]/(link: "kneeling")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +2)(replace: ?doorstep)[standing]]/(link: "sitting")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?doorstep)[sitting]]] at my doorstep, wearing |wearing>[(link: "a classy business dress")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?wearing)[a classy business dress]]/(link: "casual jeans and a tank top")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +3)(replace: ?wearing)[casual jeans and a tank top]]/(link: "a sexy dress")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +2)(replace: ?wearing)[a sexy dress]]/(link: "a tight leather harness")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?wearing)[a tight leather harness]]/(link: "nothing at all")[(set: $slapt to $slapt -1)(replace: ?wearing)[nothing at all]]] on your |body>[(link: "slightly pear-shaped")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +3)(replace: ?body)[slightly pear-shaped]]/(link: "toned and athletic")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?body)[toned and athletic]]/(link: "somewhat chubby")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?body)[somewhat chubby]]/(link: "hourglass-figure")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?body)[hourglass-figured]]], |age>[(link: "MILF")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?age)[MILF]]/(link: "teenage")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?age)[teenage]]/(link: "middle-aged")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?age)[middle-aged]]/(link: "mature")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?age)[mature]]/(link: "young")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?age)[young]]] body. As I open the door, you are |greeting>[(link: "smiling at me")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +2)(replace: ?greeting)[smiling at me]]/(link: "looking humbly down")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?greeting)[looking humbly down]]/(link: "greeting me")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?greeting)[greeting me]]/(link: "offering yourself")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +3)(replace: ?greeting)[offering yourself]]]. I nod and eye you up and down. Your |breasts>[(link: "large 36DD")[(set: $slapt to $slapt -1)(replace: ?breasts)[large 36DD]]/(link: "heavy and saggy")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?breasts)[heavy and saggy]]/(link: "small, perky")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +2)(replace: ?breasts)[small, perky]]/(link: "average, but firm")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?breasts)[average, but firm]]] breasts are |bra>[(link: "held in place by a pretty lace bra")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?bra)[held in place by a pretty lace bra]]/(link: "stretching a tight sports bra")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +2)(replace: ?bra)[stretching a tight sports bra]]/(link: "hanging freely down as you never wear bras")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?bra)[hanging freely down as you never wear bras]]/(link: "held up by a naughty undercut bra that makes your nipples stand out hard")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +3)(replace: ?bra)[held up by a naughty undercut bra that makes your nipples stand out hard]]]. My hand immediately reaches between your legs, feeling |panties>[(link: "a simple g-string")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?panties)[a simple g-string]]/(link: "frilly, lacey underpants")[(set: $slapt to $slapt -1)(replace: ?panties)[frilly, lacey underpants]]/(link: "a sheer, see-through panty")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?panties)[a sheer, see-through panty]]/(link: "nothing at all")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?panties)[nothing at all]]] covering |pussy>[(link: "your wet little slit with a small strip of pubic hair")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?pussy)[your wet little slit with a small strip of pubic hair]]/(link: "a smooth shaved pussy, neat and tidy")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?wearing)[a smooth shaved pussy, neat and tidy]]/(link: "a thick, hairy bush all over your pelvis")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?pussy)[a thick, hairy bush all over your pelvis]]/(link: "a trimmed, neatly kempt triangle above the wet entrance of your pussy")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +2)(replace: ?pussy)[a trimmed, neatly kempt triangle above the wet entrance of your pussy]]]. "So who the hell are you?" I ask. |name>[(link: "You introduce yourself with your name.")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +2)(replace: ?name)[You introduce yourself with your name.]]/(link: "'I am a worthless stupid fuck slut here to serve you,' you say loud and clear.")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?name)["I am a worthless stupid fuck slut here to serve you," you say loud and clear.]]/(link: "'I would like to be of service to you, Mistress' you say humbly.")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?name)["I would like to be of service to you, Mistress" you say humbly.]]/(link: "'I am whatever you want me to be,' you say, smiling.")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?name)["I am whatever you want me to be," you say, smiling.]]] I nod, running my fingers |hair>[(link: "through your long, shiny hair")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?hair)[through your long, shiny hair]]/(link: "along your straight, chin-long bob")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +2)(replace: ?hair)[along your straight, chin-long bob]]/(link: "through your short, styled hair")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?hair)[through your short, styled hair]]/(link: "across your bald head")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +3)(replace: ?hair)[across your bald head]]/(link: "over your shrew, crew-cut stubble")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +2)(replace: ?hair)[over your shrew, crew-cut stubble]]]. As I raise my arm, you see my armpit hair, damp and curly, in front of your face. |armpit>[(link: "Shuddering, you turn your eyes away")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?armpit)[Shuddering, you turn your eyes away]]/(link: "Fascinated you watch it, having never seen a woman not shave her armpits before")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?armpit)[Fascinated you watch it, having never seen a woman not shave her armpits before]]/(link: "Eagerly you bend your head forward, starting to lick it")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?armpit)[Eagerly you bend your head forward, starting to lick it]]/(link: "Looking into my eyes, you wait for your instructions")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +2)(replace: ?armpit)[Looking into my eyes, you wait for your instructions]]] when I force you down on your knees, lifting my skirt in front of you. |kneeling>[(link: "Obediently you wait")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?kneeling)[Obediently you wait]]/(link: "'Oh please piss on me and mark me as yours,' you beg, eyeing my hairy pussy,")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?kneeling)["Oh please piss on me and mark me as yours," you beg, eyeing my hairy pussy,]]/(link: "Bending forward, you begin to lick all across my pubes, trying to reach into my slit with your tongue")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +2)(replace: ?kneeling)[Bending forward, you begin to lick all across my pubes, trying to reach into my slit with your tongue]]/(link: "Reluctantly, you try to suck on my labia without getting too much hair from my pubes into your mouth")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?kneeling)[Reluctantly, you try to suck on my labia without getting too much hair from my pubes into your mouth]]] when I suddenly release a thick stream of pee straight down at you. |pissing>[(link: "You let me direct the stream wherever I want, getting soaked all over your body, closing your eyes as I aim it at your face.")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?pissing)[You let me direct the stream wherever I want, getting soaked all over your body, closing your eyes as I aim it at your face]]/(link: "You shriek and try to get away, feeling it spray a little on your body.")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?pissing)[You shriek and try to get away, feeling it spray a little on your body]]/(link: "Opening your mouth, you greedily drink from my salty pee stream, gargling it and swallowing what you can, bathing your head in it and feel it run down your body.")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?pissing)[Opening your mouth, you greedily drink from my salty pee stream, gargling it and swallowing what you can, bathing your head in it and feel it run down your body.]]/(link: "You let it fill your mouth and run out at the sides, spitting and slavering it all over your chest.")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +2)(replace: ?pissing)[You let it fill your mouth and run out at the sides, spitting and slavering it all over your chest.]]] "Very well," I say, "so how do you like getting treated?" "I like my |holes>[(link: "ass")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +2)(replace: ?holes)["ass]]/(link: "pussy")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?holes)[pussy]]/(link: "ass and pussy")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?holes)[ass and pussy]]/(link: "all my holes")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +3)(replace: ?holes)[all my holes]]] to get |fucking>[(link: "fucked deep and hard with toys")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?fucking)[fucked deep and hard with toys]]/(link: "raped violently and mercilessly")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?fucking)[raped violently and mercilessly]]/(link: "filled and stretched to the limit")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?fucking)[filled and stretched to the limit]]/(link: "licked and fingered")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?fucking)[licked and fingered]]/(link: "taken with anything I can find - cucumbers, bottles, baseball bats, anything")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +3)(replace: ?fucking)[taken with anything I can find - cucumbers, bottles, baseball bats, anything]]]" you reply. "Alright," I nod. "And what about cocks?" "|cocks>[(link: "I don't want any cock, ever, you are all I need,")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?cocks)[I don't need any cock, ever, you are all i need,]]/(link: "I enjoy guys as much as any other girl,")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +0)(replace: ?cocks)[I enjoy guys as much as any other girl,]]/(link: "I will take any man you want me to,")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?cocks)[I will take any man you want me to,]]]" you say, adding: "I also fuck |dogs>[(link: "dogs")[(set: $slapt to $slapt -4)(replace: ?dogs)[dogs]]], |horses>[(link: "horses")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?horses)[horses]]], or |beast>[(link: "any other animal you see fit")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?beast)[any other animal you see fit]]]. My only limits are |blood>[(link: "blood")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?blood)[blood]]], |scat>[(link: "scat")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?scat)[scat]]], |mutilation>[(link: "mutilation")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +2)(replace: ?mutilation)[mutilation]]], |children>[(link: "children")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +8)(replace: ?children)[children]]], |piss>[(link: "piss")[(set: $slapt to $slapt -20)(replace: ?piss)[piss]]], |pain>[(link: "pain")[(set: $slapt to $slapt -4)(replace: ?pain)[pain]]], |cum>[(link: "cum")[(set: $slapt to $slapt -4)(replace: ?cum)[cum]]], |murder>[(link: "death and murder")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +1)(replace: ?murder)[death and murder]]] and |incest>[(link: "incest")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?incest)[incest]]], but I enjoy getting |public>[(link: "used in public")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?public)[used in public]]], |humiliated>[(link: "humiliated")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +4)(replace: ?humiliated)[humiliated]]], |degraded>[(link: "degraded")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +2)(replace: ?degraded)[degraded]]], |spanked>[(link: "spanked")[(set: $slapt to $slapt -4)(replace: ?spanked)[spanked]]], |tortured>[(link: "tortured")[(set: $slapt to $slapt -8)(replace: ?tortured)[tortured]]], |beat>[(link: "beat up")[(set: $slapt to $slapt +2)(replace: ?beat)[beat up]]]" "Very well", I say. [["Let's see if I have any use for you." -> result]] ## <a href="http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Anna_Siciliana/www/">Anna Siciliana</a> ### Slut Aptitude Test (SlApT) To be my slut, you would give: - [[Money -> m3]] - [[Undying devotion -> m3]] - [[Heart and soul -> m3]] - [[Girlfriend -> m3]] ## <a href="http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Anna_Siciliana/www/">Anna Siciliana</a> ### Slut Aptitude Test (SlApT) You're exceptionally good at: - [[Cunnilingus -> m4]] - [[Enduring pain -> m4]] - [[Dirty talk -> m4]] - [[Nothing really -> m4]] ## <a href="http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Anna_Siciliana/www/">Anna Siciliana</a> ### Slut Aptitude Test (SlApT) You'd call yourself: - [[A worthless whore -> m5]] - [[Sexy and devoted -> m5]] - [[Shithead -> m5]] - [[Loverboy -> m5]] ## <a href="http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Anna_Siciliana/www/">Anna Siciliana</a> ### Slut Aptitude Test (SlApT) Your childhood was: - [[Too short -> m6]] - [[Really good, considering -> m6]] - [[A horrible time -> m6]] - [[Was? -> m6]] ## <a href="http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Anna_Siciliana/www/">Anna Siciliana</a> ### Slut Aptitude Test (SlApT) Alone with me on a desert island, you'd bring: - [[Condoms -> m7]] - [[Toys -> m7]] - [[Food -> m7]] - [[Tools -> m7]] ## <a href="http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Anna_Siciliana/www/">Anna Siciliana</a> ### Slut Aptitude Test (SlApT) The last mistress you had was: - [[What mistress? -> m8]] - [[A lady fondly remembered -> m8]] - [[A bitchy piece of shit whore -> m8]] - [[Your mom -> m8]] ## <a href="http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Anna_Siciliana/www/">Anna Siciliana</a> ### Slut Aptitude Test (SlApT) Your favourite food is: - [[Anything from a pussy -> m9]] - [[Ice cream -> m9]] - [[Pizza -> m9]] - [[Tacos -> m9]] ## <a href="http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Anna_Siciliana/www/">Anna Siciliana</a> ### Slut Aptitude Test (SlApT) You realize this is going nowhere, right? - [[What? -> m0]] - [[I thought it was going quite good, honestly. -> m0]] - [[Fuck you, you stupid fucking cunt! -> m0]] - [[Yeah... -> m0]] ## <a href="http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Anna_Siciliana/www/">Anna Siciliana</a> ### Slut Aptitude Test (SlApT) Either way, have a good life. Without me, that is. ## <a href="http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Anna_Siciliana/www/">Anna Siciliana</a> ### Slut Aptitude Test (SlApT) (if: $slapt < 20)[Smiling down at you, I take a step back and slam the door into your face, leaving you soaked and humiliated at my doorstep. Disheartened, you drag your worthless body home.](elseif: $slapt < 40)[I sigh, eyeing you up and down. "You might want to consider getting a different mistress," I say. "I'm really not the right woman for you." With a wink and a nod, I wave you goodbye.](elseif: $slapt < 60)["Alright," I say. "<a href="mailto:annasici@anche.no?subject=Waiting for my call">Leave me a message</a>, and I might get back to you whenever I feel like it. Provided, you will do as I say and never question me."](elseif: $slapt < 80)["Good," I say, "<a href="mailto:annasici@anche.no?subject=A fuck slut">send me a message</a> with more details and we'll see where we can take this. If you're eager to chat, keep hanging out on Omegle with "annaswhore" as your interest and I might find you even sooner.](elseif: $slapt < 100)[I smile at you, letting you into my apartement where I instantly pull you tight, kissing you passionately. "You sound like you're perfect," I say smiling. "You must either be a real fan or just on the same kinky page as myself. Or both. But whatever it is, we should <a href="mailto:annasici@anche.no?subject=Anna's piss whore">definitely get together</a> and share some piss."](else:)["Fuck," I purr, pulling your head back to look up at me. "You really mean it, don't you? Well, then <a href="mailto:annasici@anche.no?subject=Fisting, pissing, humiliation, anything">send me your pledge</a> and come on in!"]