Fifth Wheel

            by Ann Douglas

         

              Harold Carter sat alone at one of the smaller tables set against the back wall of Captain Jack's, nursing the still half full glass of beer he'd ordered a half hour before.  Up on the stage at the other end of the bar, a singer was performing Gilbert O'Sullivan's hit from last year, 'Alone Again, Naturally,' a song that accurately described how his night was going.  In fact, it pretty much described how his entire week had gone.  Spring Break in Fort Lauderdale was supposed to be about cutting loose and getting lucky, or so all the magazine articles said.  From the sandy haired nineteen year old's perspective, he had as much of a chance of scoring tonight as Senator McGovern had of beating President Nixon last November. 

 

            Five nine, with an average build and equally average looks, Harold had enjoyed mixed success with girls back in high school.  He'd dated a few girls his first few years, but none of those relationships lasted long enough to get serious.  Senior year, however, he thought he’d hit the jackpot when Susan Adams not only made it clear early on that she wanted to go steady, but before the year was out had gone all the way with him – twice. 

 

            It wasn't until he'd gone home to Blue Ridge Falls for the Christmas holidays that Harold realized his success with Susan had been due more to her desire to have a boyfriend – any boyfriend – than his charms.  In the few months he'd been away, he'd been replaced both in Sue's affections and undoubtedly in her bed.  Tony Hamilton, who worked at Mitchell’s Hardware, might not have gotten a scholarship to some fancy out of state college, but he was there every Friday night.  And as far as Susan was concerned, that was what mattered most.

 

            In the seven months since he'd started at Northern Georgia State , Harold hadn't so much as been on a coffee date.  A small college, at least compared to its more well known neighbors, the school had a male to female ratio more than two to one.  A fact that elevated girls who might have only been a five elsewhere to an eight or nine, along with the expectation that they could be more choosy in deciding who to grace with their company.  It was a situation that seemed to have followed him down to Florida . 

 

            "How come you’re not sitting up front there with your friends?"  a soft but unfamiliar voice to Harold's left asked.

 

            It took a moment for Harold to realize the question had been addressed to him.  Turning in the direction of the voice, he found a woman in the black slacks and white pirate blouse that served as the costume for all of Captain Jack’s Buccaneers.  What set the curly haired brunette apart from the other waitresses, at least to him, was that she was clearly older than the rest.  Taking a guess, he thought her in her late thirties, or perhaps even as old as forty – which to him was pretty old.  After all, his mother was forty-two.

 

            She had a pleasant smile and bright blue eyes, but for the most part, the word that came to mind in describing her looks was ordinary.  Not that he meant it in a bad way, but simply that if he'd passed her in the street she'd hardly draw his attention – at least not for her facial features. 

 

            The view a bit lower, however, was a different story.  Filling out the low cut blouse was a bust that had to be at least thirty-eight inches, barely contained by the tight fitting top.  None of the other servers came anywhere close; in fact, Harold couldn't remember ever meeting a girl who did.

 

            "Excuse me?"  Harold asked.

 

            "I asked why you weren’t sitting up front with your friends,"  she repeated, motioning with her head to a table only a dozen feet from the stage where four other young men sat, accompanied by an equal number of attractive young women, sat.  "They are your friends, aren’t they?  I saw you all come in together."

 

            "Well yes, sorta,"  Harold replied.

 

            The quizzical look on the waitress’ face said that needed a bit of explanation.

 

            "It’s just simple math, really,"  Harold offered, only answering the first half of her inquiry.  "Five guys, four girls, who needs a fifth wheel?"

 

            "That's just awful,"  the waitress, whose name Harold now noticed from her tag was June, said.  "What kind of friends do that?"

 

            "Well, they’re not really my friends,"  Harold said, now explaining the second half,  "at least not close ones.  We just all live in the same dorm back at school.  I was sort of a last minute addition to the road trip."

 

            "How was that?"  June asked.

 

            There really was no reason for Harold to share the story, but then again, there wasn’t any reason not to.

 

            "Well, originally Steve Burke was supposed to be the fifth guy,"  he said.  "They were using his car for the trip down.  But he had to cancel the day before they were supposed to leave due to a family emergency."

 

            "And if you all weren't, as you said, really friends,"  June asked,  "what made them ask you?"

 

            "I guess I was the only one still at the dorm that had a car,"  he explained, realizing as he did how much like a loser that made him sound. 

 

            "I see,"  June said, glancing back to the table in front where the four couples seemed to be having a pretty good time.  "Just out of curiosity, who decides who has to leave if you meet an odd number of girls?"

 

            "We draw lots," Harold replied.  "Short straw leaves.".

 

            "And how many times have you had to do that?"  she further asked.

 

            "Four,"  he replied.

 

            "And you've been here how many nights?"

 

            "Six,"  Harold said.  "This is our last night; we're heading back north tomorrow."

 

            "Why do I have the feeling that I wouldn’t be going too far out on a limb if I were to guess that you’ve come up with the short straw more than anyone else?"  June commented.  

 

            Harold didn't have to confirm her observation, the way he just glanced down at the glass in front of him did that well enough.  By the third drawing he'd realized that he should've avoided the short straw, if only by random chance.  His fourth loss seemed statistically impossible.    

 

            "You know you've been faked out, right?" June asked, pointing out the obvious. 

 

            "Yeah, I finally figured that,"  Harold admitted, realizing now that the drawings had been rigged.

 

            "These guys let you drive them five hundred miles and …"

 

            "Actually it was closer to six,"  Harold automatically corrected her, realizing as he did that the added distance made no difference.  "But we took turns driving and they paid for gas,"  he added, as if that made it all right.      

 

            "You're too nice, kid,"  June finally said.  "Me, I'd have skipped out on them midweek and let 'em take Greyhound back to school."

 

            Then, to his surprise, June reached down and picked up his now warm glass, replacing it with a full one from her tray.  When he looked up, he was met with a broad smile.

 

            "On the house, kid,"  June said.

 

            "Harold,"  he said, figuring giving her his name was the least he should do.

 

            "Do they call you Harry or Hal?"  June asked.

 

            "No, they don’t,"  Harold replied, the inflection in his tone making it clear that he disliked either diminutive.

 

            "Somehow I didn’t think so,"  she said before making a half turn in the direction of the table that had originally ordered the drinks on her tray. 


            She paused a moment and turned back to Harold, leaning down so that only he could hear what she said.

 

            "Let me share a little of the skinny that goes on around here,"  she whispered.  "It might make you feel a little better.  Those plastic friends of yours might see themselves as a bunch of Casanovas, but those girls they've been buying drinks for all night are townies, not horny coeds looking to party.  The chances of any of them getting into their panties are, well, let’s just say I have a better chance of waking up tomorrow and finding Rock Hudson in my bed."      

 

            Then with a soft chuckle, she was gone.  

 

                                                -=-=-=-      

 

            After finishing his drink, Harold decided that just sitting here watching everyone else have fun was hardly the best way to spend his last night in Fort Lauderdale.  He left a tip next to the glass that was more than what the beer would've cost, then got up and headed for the exit. 

 

            It was a cool, clear night and since they'd all slept in that morning, Harold wasn't the least bit tired.  Noticing the entrance across the road to the boardwalk that ran the length of the beach, he decided to take a little stroll.  As he climbed the stairs, he saw that a number of other people had the same idea, but once he'd reached the boardwalk itself, he was disheartened to discover that most were couples.  Still, it was a nice night, so he mentally flipped a coin and set off in a southerly direction.

 

            After about a half mile, he wondered if he had subconsciously picked the direction opposite of most of the other walkers.  The spot where he now stood was practically deserted and leaning on the railing overlooking the beach, he studied the bright full moon in the sky.            

 

            It was an activity he'd greatly enjoyed as a kid, having spent many a night out in the yard with the telescope he'd gotten for his thirteenth birthday.  The gift had given him a brief surge in popularity among his classmates, at least until they discovered that he actually was more interested in looking at heavenly bodies than those that might be glimpsed if you pointed it towards the right window.  

 

            Eventually, he'd learned the topography of the lunar surface so well that now, even without his telescope, he could find the landing sites of the six lunar missions.  Tranquility Base was easy, but the Taurus-Littrow valley, the site of the final Apollo flight last December, took a little more doing.  As he remembered watching the last moon walkers on television, Harold also recalled where he’d originally planned to be this week.  

 

            "Well, hello stranger,"  said a now familiar voice from behind Harold, interrupting his thought.  "We have to stop meeting like this or people are going to begin to talk."

 

            Turning around, Harold confirmed the voice, finding June, now wrapped in a light sweater, standing there. 

 

            "What brings you this far off the beaten path?"  June asked, adding that most of the tourist attractions were back the other way.  Her own presence was explained by her sharing that she lived just down the road.

 

            "Just enjoying the night air and appreciating the scenery,"  Harold replied, adding that he normally didn’t get as good a view of the moon back at school.

 

            "You did seem a bit lost in thought when I came up behind you,"  June observed.  "I wasn’t sure if I should disturb you."

 

            "Oh, it was nothing important,"  Harold smiled.  "I was just thinking that they're going to launch Skylab tomorrow, and if I’d stuck with my original plans for this week, I’d have been there to see it go up."

 

            "That’s a rocket, right?"  June asked, having seen something in the newspaper about it.

 

            "Well, actually it's a space station,"  Harold corrected her, "the first American one.  The Russians put up the first one, Salyut, last year.  But they do launch it into space on a rocket, a Saturn V."

 

            Harold chided himself for his response, knowing he had that idiot grin on his face that he got when he talked about the space program.  Both back home and even at school, he was always reminding himself that not everyone was a space geek like him, interested in every little detail.

 

            June didn’t seem to have taken offense at the correction, asking instead if that was what he was studying in school.

 

            "Well, I’m a general science major,"  Harold replied, "although if I could work for NASA, that would be bitchin."

 

            "Can you see the launch from here?"  June inquired, sounding genuinely interested.  

 

            "I’m afraid Cape Kennedy is too far north for us to see it,"  Harold replied,  "almost two hundred miles." 

 

            "I guess I’m just showing my ignorance,"  the older woman said.  "I really don’t know much about the space program other than they launch rockets from here in Florida .  You’d think that after living here for almost a decade I’d have learned more about it."

 

            She went on to add that she’d moved to Florida from Chicago after her divorce, wanting to make a fresh start.  She couldn’t remember exactly when, but it had been soon after President Kennedy had been killed.

 

            Harold had only been eight back then and only vaguely remembered the assassination. 

 

            "You know, there's a much nicer view about a quarter mile or so down,"  June mentioned as she changed the subject.  "That is, if you were still planning to walk some more."

 

            "Might as well,"  Harold mused.

 

            "Great, then I’ll walk with you,"  June said,  "seeing as I’m going that way anyway.  If you don’t mind the company?"

 

            "Nah, not at all,"  Harold replied.  "Actually glad for it." 

 

            They continued talking as they walked, with June asking more about what his life was like back in school, as well as what kind of television and movies he liked.

 

            In a funny coincidence, both of their most recent favorite movies starred the same actor – Marlon Brando.  In Harold’s case, it had been 'The Godfather,'  a film he had seen with his father, and for her it had been 'Last Tango in Paris,'  a film Harold had only heard about as none of the theatres back home showed films like that. 

 

            As far as television went, June liked shows like Columbo and McMillan and Wife.  Harold’s favorite show, when he had the time to see it,  was the TV version of the movie M*A*S*H.

 

            "I saw that once or twice, but wasn’t that impressed,"  June offered.  "I think most television shows based on movies don’t last too long.  After all, they don’t have the stars that made the original film such a hit.  Plus, there are some things that you can say or do in movies that you certainly can't do on TV."

 

            "I have a feeling that this one might be the exception to the rule,"  Harold suggested, knowing that he was speaking from the heart and not his head.  What June had pointed out was true, and in the end M*A*S*H would probably soon be canceled and forgotten.

 

            She asked a bit about his hometown and his family, and if he had a girlfriend back home.

 

            "I used to, but not anymore,"  Harold answered.

 

            "What happened?"  June asked.

 

            "What I guess usually happens to a lot of couples after high school, especially when one of you goes off to college,"  Harold replied.  "She wanted a boyfriend that was there, and not a four hour drive away."

 

            "That’s too bad,"  June said, trying to sound sympathetic,  "but I can understand where she was coming from.  Some parts of a relationship can’t be phoned in."

 

            It was probably too dark to see that the last comment had made him blush, at least Harold hoped it was.  If it wasn’t, June didn’t seem to take notice of it.   

 

            "No new girl at the college?"  she inquired instead. 

 

            Harold gave a much more general recitation of his observation that with guys outnumbering girls at school, they were usually looking for more than average.

 

            "I don’t think I’d call you average,"  June remarked after a momentary pause.  "In fact, I think you’re rather cute."

 

            Before Harold could reply to the compliment, June turned in the other direction, looking at something in the distance. Then she turned back to Harold. 

 

            "Well, here’s the spot I was talking about,"  June said, stepping past him over to the edge of the railing to look out on the horizon.

 

            Following in her steps, Harold stepped up alongside her and followed her gaze out to where the full moon was reflected on the ocean.  In his opinion, the view really didn’t seem any better than it had back at his original observation point – in fact it probably wasn't as good.  Still, if only to be polite, he agreed how nice the view was. 

 

            They stood there watching the waves break along the shoreline for a minute or so, then June unexpectedly said that it was time for her to say goodnight. 

 

            "That’s me in that red and white building just over there,"  she said, turning around and pointing out the small two story apartment complex just beyond the road.

 

            "Oh, okay,"  Harold said, a noticeable regret in his voice.  The nocturnal stroll  along the beach had been the most enjoyable part of his day.  After thinking about that for a few seconds, he repeated it aloud.

 

            "Oh, that's sweet,"  June replied, impulsively leaning inward and kissing him on the cheek.  "I enjoyed it too."

 

            She started to walk away, the boardwalk at this point being level with the road, then paused after going about thirty feet.  Looking back over her shoulder, she confirmed what she already knew – that Harold was still watching her.

 

            "You said you were headed back to school tomorrow, right?"  she called out just loud enough to heard.

 

            "Yes,"  Harold confirmed, wondering why she asked.  "We're supposed to head out about noon." 

 

            She seemed to digest the confirmation for a few long moments, making no effort to continue on her way.

 

            "You know," June said in the same tone, pausing a second to glance right and left, as if to check whether anyone else was around,  "this is probably pretty far out there as ideas go, but as they say, life is short and nothing ventured, nothing gained."

 

            Harold was confused and the look on his face confirmed that he had no idea what she was talking about. 

 

            "So I was just thinking,"  June went on,  "that, if you don’t find the idea too absurd, you might stop by my apartment when you finish your walk, it’s 1C by the way,  and we could continue our chat."  She paused a breath then added, "Or perhaps find something a bit more interesting to do."

 

            With that, she abruptly turned her head and continued walking, going another ten feet before again looking back.

 

            "And just so you don't let yourself think you're just letting your imagination run away with you,"  she said, now loud enough for anyone who might have been within earshot to hear,  "I am offering you the chance to get lucky tonight. The choice is yours, but just give me at least twenty minutes to take care of a few things."

   

                                                -=-=-=-     

 

            As June receded into the darkness, Harold stood there stunned, unable to believe what he'd just heard.  It was like something out of those blue movies the fraternities sometimes had private showings of.  One of his cousins, who was a brother, had invited him to a screening when he'd first arrived on campus.  It had been an eye opener, as they certainly hadn’t anything like that that back in Blue Ridge Falls .  Well, at least not that he'd known of.  His Dad was a lodge member, and it wasn’t inconceivable that things like that happened there too. 

 

            Just on the other side of the road, Harold saw June reappear for a moment as she passed under a streetlight by the edge of her building.  Then, just as quickly, she again passed from view as she moved out from under the cone of illumination, presumably entering the structure. 

 

            'So what do I do now?'  he asked himself, feeling a bit asinine to have even asked himself the question. 

 

            After all, he'd come down to Fort Lauderdale to sow some wild oats, and here he was being presented with an opportunity to do so on a silver platter.  

 

            Back in high school, Harold had read an illicit copy of  "The Graduate" that was being passed around.  Illicit only in the respect that neither the school or town lobby would carry the book.  In reading the best seller, he'd been enthralled by the character of Mrs. Robinson, a woman who by her own admission was twice the age of the recent college graduate she seduces.  The imagery of the book – he'd been too young to see the movie when it first came out – had stayed with him for months, especially during some of his private nighttime exertions.        

 

            No, the question really didn’t need to have been asked. 

           

                                                -=-=-=- 

 

            Even though it was already after midnight, Harold found three men sitting outside the building when he'd finished following June's path.  Two of them were playing a game of chess on a small folding table, while the third alternated between watching the game and listening to a distant baseball game on a transistor radio.  The spectator, older than the participants, looked up at Harold’s approach and, since he didn’t recognize him, gave him a look that seemed to challenge his right to be there.

 

            Flashing a smile, Harold walked right past them, wishing them a good evening as he stepped up to the row of bells and confidently pressed 1C.  What seemed a long wait followed and during that pause, the young man wondered if perhaps he was the victim of a practical joke.  For all he knew, June could've walked right past the small apartment complex and gone elsewhere.  He didn’t need to turn around to know the older man was boring holes in the back of his head. 

 

            "Hello?"  a quiet voice said over the intercom, a voice too tinny to recognize.      

 

            "It's Harold,"  he simply said, wondering what to do if the next words were "Harold who?"

 

            Instead what he got was a loud click as the solenoid in the door lock disengaged and now he was able to now turn the knob.  With a soft sigh of relief, Harold pushed the door inward and stepped inside.  The man behind him had already lost interest, turning his attention back to both his games.          

 

            Once inside, Harold found there were five apartments on the first floor, with 1C being at the far end of the hallway.  When he reached it, he saw that unlike the outer door, the one to the apartment was unlocked and already open a crack.  He took a deep breath and gently pushed it open further, giving himself a moment for his eyes to adjust to what he could see was a semi-darkness beyond.

 

            While the light was off in the small vestibule, it was still possible to find your way beyond the threshold by the dim light of an open room on the left of the short walkway.  Taking a tentative step inward, he softly called out her name.

 

            "June?"  he said, a slight tremor reflecting a still felt hesitancy.  

 

            "Close the door,"  he heard her say from the direction of the light.

 

            Now satisfied that he was in the right place, Harold did so, making sure he heard the lock click into place before moving any further forward.  That done, he turned back around, expecting to find a still empty hall.  Instead, he found a sight that took his breath away as a second hall light suddenly came on.    

 

            There, bathed in the soft glow, stood June wearing a short sky blue nightgown that revealed more than it concealed.  The top of her pirate outfit had certainly put her breasts on display, but it might as well have been a nun’s habit in comparison with the see-though properties of the nightwear she'd replaced it with.  Large thick nipples pressed through the thin lacy material and, as he shifted his gaze downward, Harold could see a thick dark bush through equally transparent panties. 

 

            Time seemed to stand still as Harold stood transfixed, oblivious even to the sound of his own heartbeat – which had sped up considerably. 

 

            "Well, are you going to just stand there and stare,"  June finally asked, once it was obvious that Harold had been awestruck into immobility,  "or are you going to come in?"    

 

                                                -=-=-=- 

 

            As he passed June into the room from where the original light had come, he found unsurprisingly that it was her bedroom.  In the few seconds it took for her to turn off the hall light and follow him, Harold took in his surroundings. 

 

            The bed was the first thing that caught his attention of course.  Simple in design, it had plenty of room for two, he was glad to see.  Not willing to go to a motel, Susan had screwed him on her own twin sized bed, one with a mattress barely wide enough for one and a frame that he was worried at the time might collapse under the weight of both of them – especially in light of what they were doing on it.  This bed, however, looked more than sturdy enough for the task.      

 

            The rest of the furniture in the room followed the same pattern as the bed, a mixture of styles that seemed more functional than decorative.  The room wasn’t exceptionally tidy, but neither was it exceptionally messy, ‘lived in’ came to him as the best way to describe it.  There were a few articles of clothing tossed about, most notably the waitress outfit from Captain Jack's, draped over an old wooden chair off to the side. 

 

            It was only when he took a moment to look at the chair that Harold noticed the built in closet behind it, the one with what appeared to be, on a second look, two cloth shower curtains hanging on a rod.  One of the curtains was partially open, revealing a different sort of clothing than the ones haphazardly tossed about.  Clothing that almost instantly replaced the exhilaration he'd been feeling with trepidation.      

 

            "You don't live alone, do you?"  Harold asked, the focus of his gaze leaving no doubt that he was referring to the unmistakably male clothing hanging in the closet.

 

            "No, I have a roommate,"  June said as if it had no more importance than the fact that the sun would be coming up in a few hours.  "But if you're worried about being interrupted, don't be.  He's not home, nor is he likely to be in the next few days, much less the next few hours.  So we're quite alone here."

 

            "Boyfriend?"  Harold asked, not having seen a ring on June's finger.

 

            "No, not really,"  June replied.

 

            The look on Harold's face said that this time he was the one who needed more of an explanation. 

 

            "His name is Sean, and he's a trucker,"  June replied to the silent inquiry,  "one of those guys you see on the Interstate, driving those big eighteen wheelers.  In fact, that's where he is right now, up in Georgia making a run.  And what the two of us are doing is, well, I guess you could call it cohabiting, that's as good a description as any.  We share rent, utilities, and other expenses – and yes, we also sometimes share more than  a bed when the mood strikes.  But that's the extent of it.  I don’t ask where or with who he sleeps while he's out on the road, and he gives me the same courtesy.  So now, if that's a problem for you…"

 

            "No, it's not a problem,"  Harold said.  His sudden concern that a boyfriend, possibly a jealous one, might show up at a most inopportune moment, in which he would quite literally have his pants down, now seemed a bit silly.           

 

            "Good,"  June smiled as she moved a few steps closer to Harold.  "Now that we've got that straight, and since you've already pretty much seen what I have to offer, don’t you think it's time to show me what you bring to the table, or bed as the case may be?"

 

            With that, June reached out and undid his belt buckle as well as the clip and zipper of his tan slacks.  Before he could even fully react, she had her left hand down in his underwear, closing her fingers around his cock.

 

            "Very, very nice,"  she said, sliding her fingers up and down its length, gauging its size.  "You know, I would've been a bit hurt if I didn't find it already hard,"  she added with a soft laugh,  "but this will do just fine."

 

            Withdrawing her hand, she moved it and her other hand to the sides of his pants, sliding her thumbs under the waistbands of both his slacks and the boxers beneath.  In a quick motion, she dropped down on bended knees and  pulled both all the way down to his ankles.  Freed from any restraint, his engaged manhood sprang to attention.    

 

            "Very nice indeed,"  she repeated as she rose back to her feet, taking a step back let him step out of his pants and also remove his shoes and socks.

 

            Her hands again moved to his sides, this time grabbing the edges of his dark t-shirt.  With equal ease, it too was gone, leaving him as naked as a newborn – that is, if a newborn had a lightly haired body and a raging hard-on.

 

            Placing the outstretched fingers of both hands on Harold's chest, June ran them across it and then down along his stomach.  From there she dropped her left hand to cup his balls, causing Harold to let out a soft moan as she glided her hand up along the underside of his cock to the edge of its crown. 

 

            "I bet that ex-girlfriend of yours misses going down on this beauty,"  June commented as she ran her hand down it in the opposite direction.             

 

            "She never … I mean,"  Harold started to say reflexively, then remembered too late that he didn’t have to reply to everything June said.

 

            The look on his face said what his hesitant response hadn't. 

 

            "No way,"  June said in disbelief, certain she was reading his expression wrong.  "Are you telling me she never went down on you?"

 

            Embarrassed, Harold just slightly shook his head no, a reluctant reply that caused June to jump to an extreme if wrong conclusion.

 

            "Oh my God, you're not a virgin, are you?"  she asked.

 

            "No, I'm not a virgin,"  Harold replied, quickly finding his voice again.  

 

            "Not that I would've minded,"  June responded with a predatory grin.  "I've never popped a young man's cherry before.  I've heard it can be a lot of fun."

 

            "I'm not a virgin,"  Harold repeated, knowing that his face was again a bright red and this time there was no darkness to hide it.       

 

            "Okay, I believe you,"  June said.  "I guess you were just unlucky enough to have a girlfriend who didn't like giving head,"  she added as her eyes again surveyed his manhood.  "Me, I love giving blow jobs."    

 

            Harold's reaction to that caused another question to fill June's head.   

 

            "You have had a blow job before, haven't you?"  she asked.  "I mean, you did date other girls before, what was her name again, oh yeah, Susan?"

 

            Again Harold replied with silence.

 

            "Seriously?"  June asked skeptically.  "You're nineteen years old and you've never had a blow job?"

 

            Again, Harold just slightly shook his head no.      

 

            He was being honest in that he wasn’t a virgin, but behind that truth was that both times he'd been laid it had been with a girl who knew as little about what they were doing as he did.  Which was basically what went where. 

 

            And as far as the girls he'd dated before Susan, well, he'd never gotten past second base with any of them.  Well, maybe shortstop might be more accurate, because Janet Price had once given him a hand job, and, even if she’d used a handkerchief to hold it, it still counted.   

 

            "Well, my young friend,"  June said with mirth in her voice,  "it seems you are in desperate need of an education.  So let's get to it."

 

            With that, she led Harold over to the edge of the bed and pushed him down onto the mattress.  Then, standing over him, she reached up and one at a time, slid the spaghetti straps of her nightgown off her shoulders, causing the thin garment to slide down the length of her body – leaving her with only the equally thin panties by way of concealment. 

 

            "Sweet Jesus!"  Harold exclaimed loudly as her breasts came into full view. 

 

            Full and rounded, the mammoth mounds were capped by thick nipples that stood erect in the center of dark circles almost the size of his palms.  Discounting brief, accidental glimpses of his sister growing up, they were only the third set of boobs he’d ever seen.  And while at the time he’d been highly impressed by the two high school girls who had let him examine theirs intimately, neither set could compare to the bounty now before him.           

 

            "I see you're taken by the girls,"  June laughed softly as she the massaged both breasts, rubbing her thumbs against the stiff nipples.  "Not bad for an old lady of forty-five, don't you think?"

 

            That June was a half decade older than he'd earlier imagined went right past Harold's head, but would come back to him much later when it no longer mattered.  Right now, it wasn’t the head on his shoulders that was in charge.   

 

            But even if it had been, logic and reason would've been tossed aside a few beats later as, without further preamble, June dropped onto the open space on the edge of the bed and leaning over the nineteen year old, took hold of his cock and slipped it deep into her mouth.   

 

                                                -=-=-=- 

 

            'Oh my God!' Harold's inner voice thundered in his mind as he felt the warm wetness of her mouth engulf his manhood.

 

            He'd heard guys brag about having their girlfriends suck them, about how incredible it felt.  Yet, up until this moment, he'd always felt they'd been exaggerating.  Now, if anything, he felt like their claims had been vastly understated. 

 

            The sensation of June's lips sliding up and down the sensitive skin of his cock produced a thrill he was having trouble finding the words to describe.  Add to it the delightful sensation of the tip of her tongue rolling along his length, and the task became impossible.

 

            Harold watched in fascination as her head rose up and down on his cock, her heavy breasts hanging free and bouncing against his body on the downward strokes.  He'd never felt so hard before, or imagined that a woman could take so much of him into her mouth. 

 

            Not that he thought he was huge by any means, but Harold knew where he stood in the size department.  He'd made enough surreptitious comparisons in the high school showers and locker rooms to know he had nothing to feel anything less than confident about. 

 

            June let his cock fall free of her mouth, but not the hand she had wrapped around its base.  She ran her tongue along the underside of his shaft, rolling it across his balls before taking them in her mouth, one at a time. 

 

            "Oh yeah!"  Harold moaned loudly, a spark racing across his body as the tip of her tongue now danced across the underside of his scrotum.

 

            She took his length back in her mouth, sucking it deep for what seemed like forever.  Her tongue seemed everywhere, producing unimagined delights, causing a familiar pressure to build within him, one that he doubted he could long hold back – not that he really had any desire to. 

 

            June again let his cock fall from her mouth, and this time she made no move to reacquire it – at least not initially.  Instead she slid off the bed and stood back up, causing Harold to fear something was wrong.  He needn't have worried as, after sliding off her panties, she turned her full attention right back to him, in a way he didn’t expect.

 

            June took his cock in hand and pivoted her body over his, dropping down until the head was positioned right at the entrance of her pussy.  Then, with a broad smile on her face, she slid down his pole until all of him was buried deep inside her.

 

            "Hell's Bells!"  Harold cried out, echoing a phase his grandfather had taught him when he was young, much to the annoyance of his mother.

 

            If June's mouth around his cock had been a bit of bliss, the feel of her pussy was pure paradise.  In the small amount of time he had allowed himself to consider the question during his slow walk from the boardwalk to the apartment house, Harold wondered how different being with the older woman would feel as compared with his previous experience with Susan.  After all, Susan had been seventeen years old, and while he suspected he hadn't been her first, she was just beginning her way down that road, whereas June obviously had a good number of miles behind her.

 

            As she rode his cock with increasing speed, the answer to his question turned out to be not the one he'd expected.  Susan, while pleasant, had admittedly been an uninspiring lay – pretty much having done little more than spread her legs apart and let him climb on top of her and slide it in.  June, on the other hand, was proving a sexual dynamo full of seemingly boundless energy.     

 

            She shifted position so that she was actually rotating around his cock, even as she continued to ride it back and forth.  She'd had him place both hands on her upper legs, allowing her to use one of her own to reach back to brace herself against the mattress.  Her other hand played with her breasts, squeezing the soft flesh and hard tips.

 

            After what seemed a long time later, she again shifted position so that now both hands braced her, allowing Harold to add the thrusts of his cock to those of her body, nearly doubling the pleasures he had been enjoying.

 

            "That's it, baby,"  June said between breaths,  "fuck me, fuck me good."

 

            Experience told her that Harold was on the edge, and she still had a bit of a way to go.  Bringing one hand back between her legs, she began feverishly rubbing her pussy, quickly narrowing the gap between them.  By the time the younger man cried out in delight at his climax, June was there to share in it. 

 

            It was a small celebration, one that lasted less than a minute, but a celebration nevertheless.      

 

            Drained, June collapsed into the empty half of the bed, reaching up to cup the back of his head and pull it close enough for his lips to reach hers.  It was a pleasant kiss, Harold thought, but at the same time bittersweet, as everything had happened so fast.

 

            "I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did,"  June finally said a long pause later.

 

            "Absolutely,"  Harold replied, trying hard to not show any disappointment in his tone.  "It was incredible. "

 

            "Good,"  June smiled,  "and I'm sorry I got a little carried away.  I can't remember the last time I did that." 

 

            "I didn't mind,"  he answered, this time failing to hide his mixed emotions.

 

            "But you're a little disappointed,"  June said.

 

            "No, not at all,"  Harold insisted.

 

            "Honey, don't lie to me,"  she countered.  "I hate it when men do that.  I can tell you're a bit let down and I don't blame you.  I promised you a night to remember and that's what you're going to have."

 

            "We're not done?"  he asked hesitantly.     

 

            "Certainly not,"  June laughed. "Baby, any idiot can fuck; all that takes is a hard cock and a bit of stamina.  But now that we've gotten that out of the way, I'm going to show you how to really please a woman.  That is unless you'd rather just pack up and go, now that you've gotten your rocks off."

 

            "Absolutely not,"  Harold said firmly.

 

            "Good, I knew you were a smart kid when I first saw you back in the bar,"  she smiled.

 

            Looking at that smile, Harold wondered if she had been planning this back when she'd left him that free beer.  He proved himself as smart as June suggested he was by not asking if she had.  Sometimes it was better to just go with the flow and see where it took you.

 

                                                -=-=-=- 

 

            June suggested that they take a few minutes to clean up and catch their breaths.  She offered him first crack at the tin framed shower in the small bathroom, a courtesy he greatly appreciated once he felt the hot water wash over his body.  When she had first mentioned the shower, Harold had thought she intended for the two of them to share one, a particular fantasy of his, but once he saw the size of it, he realized that would've been impossible.  There was more room in a phone booth than in the cheaply made enclosure.

 

            It wasn’t until he was just about finished washing himself off that Harold realized that June was watching him from the doorway.  He'd only pulled the shower curtain halfway closed, just enough to keep the spray from splashing out onto the floor, which had left just enough of a view for her to see him.  The idea that she was watching him bathe gave him an unexpected thrill.

 

            As they changed places, their bodies brushing against each other in the small room, Harold wondered if June expected him to watch her as well.  He didn't want to ask because he felt, regardless of the answer, just voicing the question would make him look like an idiot.  So he was greatly relieved when, after turning the water back on, the barmaid made no attempt to close the curtain at all.  If that wasn't a sign, Harold didn’t know what was.  Figuring he might as well get comfortable, he sat down on the toilet seat, only a few feet away from the shower.  June flashed him a quick smile, acknowledging the correctness of his choice, then turned and reached for the washcloth and a bar of soap. 

 

            Harold watched fascinated as, after first wetting herself down, June soaped up her entire body, spreading a thick lather all over her breasts and then down between her legs.  She tightly squeezed her mounds, arching her head back with closed eyes, pinching her nipples between her fingers.  From there, both hands ran down her stomach, converging between her legs to wash out the thick bush which had become matted with the juices of both. She then turned her back to the teenager, spreading her ass cheeks and cleaning there as well.  Finally, satisfied that she was fresh as she could be, she turned the shower knobs from their halfway positions to full and rinsed away all of the soap. 

 

            "Did you enjoy watching?"  June asked as she stepped out of the shower onto the floor mat, reaching for the extra towel that hug on a wall hook.

 

            "Yes I did,"  Harold said with an excited smile.

 

            "Gee, I never would've guessed,"  June laughed softly, bringing her gaze a bit lower.

 

            Harold's cock had also registered its approval of her little show, it was already hard again.

 

            "Looks like you're ready for the main lesson,"  June said, matching Harold's smile.             

 

                                                -=-=-=- 

 

            June led Harold back to the bedroom, sitting the two of them down on the edge of the bed.  She leaned inward and kissed him softly, her lips barely brushing against his.  A second kiss followed, this one a bit more forceful as the tip of her tongue parted his mouth just enough to stroke the edge of his.

 

            By their third kiss, Harold got the message she was sending, that she wanted to go slow and easy, with each step leading to a higher rung on the ladder.  He now also understood the wisdom of fucking him without any prelude – it got the desire to do so out of his system.  Now he could concentrate on really learning something.

 

            It wasn't long before they were making out like the teenagers that one of them still was.  Inexperienced as he might have been at the more elaborate intricacies of being with a woman, Harold had plenty of practice kissing, something June appreciated.   

 

            She slowly eased him back onto the mattress, continuing to share kisses while maintaining their embrace.  Running her fingers across his bare shoulder, she continued across his chest, stroking his nipples until they stood pert and erect.  Her head dropped down, allowing her to kiss each, even as her tongue whirled around the dark pink circles.

 

            She lifted her head back to his and kissed him deeply one last time, then took his left hand in her right and placed it on her right breast, rubbing it back and forth a few times.  The softness of her flesh filled Harold with excitement, even more than the first time he'd touched Jenny Morgan back in sophomore year. 

 

            "I want you to take it in your mouth, just like I did for you,"  June said in an almost whisper as she shifted position to make it easier for him to do so. 

 

            Harold dropped down a little further on the bed, even as June took hold of the underside of her breast and pressed it against his mouth.  Extending his tongue, the teenager ran the flat of it across her areola before wrapping his lips around her nipple and pulling it into his mouth.  Eagerly he sucked at her breast like a newborn babe, receiving a much different kind of nourishment.

 

            "Just a little harder," June whispered into his ear, dispelling the need to go slow and gentle that had been the norm with high school girls.  "Yes, that's much better,"  she purred a few moments later once he'd followed her direction.

 

            She let him suckle at her nipple for a bit longer, then shifted his attention to her other mound where he performed equally worthily.  And through it all, he was rewarded by June's soft moans of encouragement and delight. 

 

            "Hmmm,"  June said with appreciation as she lifted his head and kissed him.  "Now I'm going to show you how to use that talented tongue of yours in a much better place."

 

            June again took his hand and, as she rolled onto her back, guided it down between her legs, placing it against her furry mound.  As before, she started him off, rubbing his fingers up and down the length of her pussy.  Then she released her hold and allowed him to proceed on his own.  He didn't make the mistake he'd first made at her breast, treating June as he did the virginal teenagers he'd finger fucked before.  Slipping two, and then a third finger inside June's pussy, Harold slid them in and out as fast as he could. 

 

            "Oh yes,"  June moaned, leaning back against the pillow and allowing the tiny ripples of joy he was producing to dance across her body.  "Fuck me with your fingers, get it good and wet for your cock."

 

            But before she had his cock again, there was something else she wanted from him. 

 

            "I want you to kiss me … down there,"  June said softly.  "Have you ever done that before?"

 

            The expression on his face said he hadn't, which was the answer that June expected.  If he had gone down on any of those girls he'd dated in high school, it was a certainty that they'd have done the same for him.

 

            Like many other aspects of sex, Harold knew the mechanics of the act, but really wasn't sure how to actually go about it. 

 

            "Go ahead,  I'm sure you'll do fine,"  June said encouragingly as she again shifted her body to give him better access to her jewel.  "Take your time, and I'll tell you when you find the right spot."

 

            Climbing down between her legs, Harold looked in awe at her pussy, which she had pulled open with both hands.  Outside of photographs, he had never seen one this close up.  He had asked Susan to let him do so, but she said she felt a little funny about it and said no. 

 

            "Just kiss it at first,"  June said in the same soft tone,  "let yourself get used to it."

 

            Harold did as she instructed, kissing it softly a few times, each deeper than the last.  He reached out with his tongue to taste her, surprised that it was hardly the vile gunk that he'd heard older guys claim it to be.  In fact, it was actually rather pleasant, made more so by the fact that he could feel June's body react to the caress of, first his lips, and then his tongue.

 

            Reaching out with the latter, he slipped it past the folds of her mound, sliding it in as far as he could.  An entry that brought forth a loud moan of satisfaction from June.

 

            "You almost hit dead center on the first try,"  June said as, placing her left hand on the back of his head, she directed him to a spot just a little bit higher.  Her other hand moved to the top of her pussy where, using her fingers to spread it open, she exposed her clit.

 

            Harold had no idea what he was looking at.

 

            "This is my clitoris,"  June said as it came into view.  "Do you know what that is?"

 

            In his last year of high school, there had been an attempt to introduce sex education into the curriculum at  Eisenhower High.  It had been a total disaster, as no teacher really wanted to teach it and the school board wouldn't spend the funds to bring in a medical professional.  In the end, some students came out of the class more confused than going it.  So, no, Harold didn't know what a clitoris was.

 

            June quickly gave an explanation, providing more information in two minutes than Mr. Borman, who had drawn the short straw seniority wise and had taught the class, had provided in the four hours it ran.  Harold wondered if Susan and the other girls knew the things June had just told him, or if they as ignorant as he had been concerning it.

 

            Harold placed his index finger on June's clitoris, or clit as she also referred to it, and gently massaged it.  When he saw the effect that had on her, he tried it again, this time with his tongue.  Finally, he closed his lips around it as he had done her nipples a short time before and began to eagerly suck on it. 

 

            It took a little while for him to get the hang of just what worked best, but with a bit of gentle encouragement, expressed both verbally and with a guiding hand, June got him past his awkwardness.  In no time at all, he was probing her inner reaches with his tongue, even as he put two fingers back into her to add to her pleasure.

 

            "Oh, that is heavenly,"  June complimented him a short time later, the fact that she had withdrawn her hand completely and now had both hands interlocked behind her own head saying more about his improvement than any words.  "You get good at this and you can have any woman you want."

 

            Harold wasn't sure if that was really true, but what he was doing certainly seemed to please June, and that was reason enough to give it his all.  A good fifteen to twenty minutes had to have passed as he sent ever increasing waves of bliss radiating out from her sexual core, rolling across her body with increasing frequency.  A passage accompanied by equally repeated  moans, rising in volume as well. 

 

            June definitely wasn't just laying there, as Harold remembered Susan doing.  Her body was writhing back and forth on the bed in response to his actions – all of which made him want to, no, need to, please her more. 

 

            "That is so good!"  she cried loudly, her breasts heaving up and down as she moved faster and faster.             "Lick it,"  she called out even louder.  "Lick my motherfucking pussy!"

 

            Harold had never heard a woman speak like that, but he found that it turned him on to do so.

 

            Suddenly, her body quaked uncontrollably for several long moments, catching the teenage lover by surprise.  Nevertheless, he continued what he was doing, even if he wasn't quite sure what it was.

 

            "God-fucking-damn!"  June called out as her body dropped back onto the mattress.  "I can't believe you did that."

 

            "What did I do?"  Harold asked, fearful that he'd done something wrong.  "Whatever it was, I'm sorry."

 

            "Sorry?"  June repeated as she lifted her head.  "Baby, you have absolutely nothing to be sorry about."

 

            She paused a second, then added,  "You really don’t know what you did, do you?"

 

            Harold's expression said no.

 

            "You made me come,"  June said in wonder.  "You've never eaten pussy in your life and you made me come."

 

            "I did?"  Harold said in equal amazement. 

 

            "Yes, you did,"  June smiled.

 

            In truth, her climax was less than the one they'd shared earlier, but considering that she hadn't expected one at all or the fact that she'd never heard of a bad orgasm, it was worth noting. 

 

            Glancing downward, June saw that Harold's pride had deflated a bit while he had been concentrating on licking her pussy.  That would never do, as they still had at least one act to play in tonight's performance.  She quickly traded places with him on the mattress, sliding her body down until her head was between his legs and his cock was back in her mouth.

 

            It didn't take long to bring it back to full staff as she worked the same enchantment she had demonstrated before.  Not wanting to give up her prize too soon, she went on for almost five minutes, slowing down only when she thought he was getting too close to the edge.

 

            "Now, I want you to fuck me,"  June said as, letting his cock fall from her mouth, she again filled the empty spot next to him on the bed.

 

            Harold was confused for a moment, hadn't he already fucked her?  Then it came to him, no, he hadn't.  She had fucked him; there was a difference.  Now it was his turn.   

 

                                                -=-=-=- 

 

            Climbing on top of her, Harold brought his cock down between June's legs, placing the head of it against the center of her mound.  A soft sigh filled the air as he pressed slightly forward, parting her folds as he slid inside her.     

 

            "Yes, just like that," June softly said.  "I want to feel your hardness inside of me."

 

            Harold continued until all of him was inside of her, the wet walls of her sex wrapped tightly around his.  Slowly he began to back out, withdrawing half of his manhood, then sliding forward again.  A motion he repeated time and again, moving with determined precision.

 

            "That feels wonderful,"  June added in way of encouragement,  "so very nice.  Oh, yes."

 

            He continued at that pace, enjoying the feel of her body against his almost as much as she was enjoying his.  He kissed her neck, then her cheek, and finally found his way back to her mouth once more.

 

            June returned his kisses just as amorously, running her hand down his back and over the cheeks of his ass. After kissing him a second and third time, she whispered into his ear to go just a little faster.

 

            A wish which was as good as a command, as instantly Harold began to increase his momentum with each further repetition – prompting even louder moans of appreciation from the woman beneath him.

 

            "Yes, just like that,"  June said,  "steady and deep."

 

            It occurred to Harold that this was another difference between June and Susan.  Not that he was giving it more than a passing thought at this moment, but he couldn't recall her ever giving him a word of encouragement, or even any indication that she was enjoying what he was doing at all.  

 

            "Oh yes, baby, just keep going like that, it feels so good,"  June moaned, instantly dispelling any thought of Susan.

 

            Harold had no idea how long they'd been going at it, his cock pumping in and out of her while they continued to trade kisses.  All he was sure of was that he'd never felt anything so good in his life. 

 

            June had lifted her legs and wrapped them around his waist, shortening his strokes but increasing their frequency.  Her arms wrapped around his back as she now urged him to go faster and harder.

 

            "Harder, harder, fuck me harder," she cried out with abandon as their bodies rocked back and forth.  "Make me come!"    

 

            It was all that Harold had been able to do not to come himself.  He'd already lasted far longer than he'd ever done with Susan and knew the pressure within him was already too much to hold back.  So, it was a great relief bare breaths later when he felt June's body again quake against his, signaling the climax he'd feared he'd be unable to give her.  Her cry of delight had barely reached his ears when he surrendered to the tides within and exploded inside her with spectacular force.

 

            She held his head against her ample breasts, holding it tightly as the power of their complementary orgasms washed over them.  She continued to hold him as they faded in intensity, long after the last quiver of delight finally faded.

 

            As far as Harold was concerned, he had no problem with that, pleased to share the afterglow of their joining.  Eventually, weariness overtook both of them and they drifted off to sleep, still wrapped in each other's arms, not to move until almost mid-morning.      

 

                                                -=-=-=- 

 

            Harold was the first to awaken, but was content to simply hold onto June's naked form until she too greeted the new day.

 

            "Oh my goodness, look at the time,"  she said, having caught sight  of the wind up alarm clock on the table after giving her young lover a good morning kiss.

 

            "In a hurry to kick me out the door?"  Harold asked, a touch of disappointment in his tone.  

 

            "Not at all," June replied, emphasizing her answer with a second kiss, "but didn't you say that you and your friends were leaving at noon?"

 

            "Fuck them,"  Harold laughed,  "they can wait."

 

            June laughed as well.

 

            The clock by the bed clicked onward, marking the silence as the two of them continued to stroke each other.  Finally, Harold broke the stillness with a question.  

 

            "June, do you mind if I ask you something?"  Harold asked,  "it’s probably a bit personal."

 

            "A bit personal?"  June repeated.  "Considering the last few hours, I have to say I’m curious as to what you might consider personal, so fire away."

 

            "Do you do this often, picking up young men and bringing them home?"  he asked after a moment’s hesitation, one that was also reflected in his voice

 

            "My, that is a bit personal,"  June replied,  "I'm not sure I ..."

 

            "I'm sorry, forget I asked it,"  Harold quickly interrupted.

 

            "No, it's okay,"  June said after another moment's thought.  "I think I understand why you asked.  You're wondering if I asked you back here because I genuinely liked you, or just saw you as another notch on the bedpost."

 

            "Something like that,"  Harold responded, feeling a little ashamed.

 

            June considered the question, finding it delightful as she did.  Most young men would've been satisfied that they'd just been laid six ways to Sunday and not cared how they'd gotten there. 

 

            "Well, I can't honestly say that I've never brought a man, young or otherwise, home with me,"  June said after another moment's reflection,  "but I definitely can say it doesn’t happen often enough to say I make a habit of it."

 

            That made Harold's face light up, as June knew it would.  She'd answered his question, and quite honestly.  There was no need, she felt, to expand on her answer and point out that in most cases, when some youngblood caught her interest, the back room at Captain Jack’s usually proved adequate for the occasion.  

 

            "You know, I was just thinking,"  June said, changing the subject.  "You're certainly going to have a hell of a story to tell your friends on the way back to school.  So much for being the fifth wheel."   

 

            "Yeah, like they’d believe me,"   Harold laughed, not even having considered sharing what had happened.  

 

            "Well then, we’ll just have to give you a souvenir to show them,"  June laughed as well as she tossed off the sheet that had partially wrapped around her and rose from the bed. 

 

            She stepped over to where her nightwear had been tossed, sorting through the pile until she came up with the panties she had been wearing.  She held them in her hand for a moment, then let them drop.

 

            "No, I have a much better idea,"  she said, a mischievous glint in her eyes.     

 

            Crossing the room again, she went to the closet where Harold had seen the male clothing earlier.  Standing on tiptoes, June began rummaging through a pile of boxes on the upper shelf.  Harold wondered what she was looking for, but found his interest distracted by the way her ass cheeks were bouncing.  

 

            "I hope he didn’t take it with him,"  he heard her say as she moved another box aside.  "No wait, here it is."

 

            Harold couldn’t get a good look at the small box she had retrieved until she turned around, and once he did, he was greatly surprised.  Which was saying a lot, considering everything that had happened since the sun set last night. He’d never actually seen one, but the illustration on the box clearly identified it for what it was.

 

            "This will make your friends sit up and take notice,"  June said as she removed the contents of the box and set it up on the dresser near the bed.

 

            The Polaroid Land Camera was one of the great marvels of the age, Harold thought.  Especially if you wanted to take the sort of picture you couldn’t take to the drug store for developing.  Not that he ever expected to meet a woman willing to be in a photograph like that. 

 

            "Jim is always into the latest gadgets,"  June said, assigning the camera’s ownership.  "I thought this was a waste of money when he first bought it, but I have to admit, it has proven entertaining.  Especially once he’d bought a timer that lets more than one person get in the shot."

 

            The camera began to emit a small buzzing sound as the wheel on the timer began to turn.  As it did, June rushed back to bed and again slipped under the sheet with Harold.  From the way she’d never bothered to even look through the viewfinder, it was clear she’d taken shots like this before and knew exactly where to place the Polaroid to frame both of them. 

 

            "Ready?"  June said as the timer reached the halfway mark.

 

            Before Harold could reply, June glanced down at the sheet covering her breasts.  On impulse, she pulled it down, exposing them to the camera.

 

            "Now, smile like you’ve just had the best night of your life,"  she called out moments before the camera flashed.

 

            His eyes riveted on her naked mounds, Harold had no problem doing just that.  



END     


(c) Ann Douglas 2016








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