Letters To Levi 8 - Two Curious Kittens - Part 1

-Edited by Alvo Torelli, 2017

Dear Levi,

We're two twin girls, Annabel and Angela, who live in Columbus and we're writing to you 'cause maybe you can help us with a problem. Actually, this is Annie writing 'cause Angie can't stop giggling about what we wanted to ask you 'cause she's so ridiculous and embarrassed about it. So like we're both twelve and we're twins and we're in the sixth grade. And what we wanted to ask you about is sex 'cause we don't understand it and 'cause Angie can't ever stop thinking about boys. Hey!

Actually, this is Angie writing now and it's ANNIE who can't think about anything but boys and especially she's always going on and on about Uncle Al, who is like not even a boy, he's a grown up man and ew! And I can't believe what he did with Annie the other day, but maybe it was okay 'cause I think she liked it. Hey! You did too! Stop it! But really, we do want to know about sex and all 'cause we like think that maybe the stuff the other girls say about how you do it isn't really right. Annie! Stop it!

Annie again, 'cause Angie is all totally giggling again 'cause of what happened with Uncle Alphonse and also 'cause we remembered what MaryJane said about how you get a baby in your tummy and that was sooooo gross but it made Angie get all kind of excited when MaryJane was talking about it. Hey, stop it! It did too make you all weird. You're such a liar. Ow!

My sister Annie is such a lying little b-word! What MaryJane said was sooo stupid and I didn't get excited, well not very much 'cause I don't really see why a girl would do that anyway. But, I mean, wow, can you really get a baby in your tummy just 'cause you swallow some stuff out of a guys you-know-what? That's so gross! What does it taste like? And besides, Annie really did let Uncle Al kiss her and touch... Hey, stop it, it's still my turn. Annie!

God, Angie is so full of herself. But she's still my best best best friend 'cause she's my twin sister and whatever. But, really, that stuff can't be right, can it? And what does a guy's you-know-what look like? Do they really have hair down there like Susie says 'cause we don't believe her even though we just started to get a little bit of hair down there. And Angie wants to know if a guy's you-know-what is really bright red 'cause she saw something under Mr. Johnson's dog Benji. Please tell us about sex. We really want to know.

Meow!
Two Curious Kittens in Columbus

Dear Curious Kittens,

Meow to you too, you two! I'm so glad you wrote to me. Lot's of kids want to know about sex - it's perfectly natural and you shouldn't be one bit ashamed about it. Levi would be more than happy to help you learn all about sex. It makes me very excited just to think about helping you.

But here's the thing, Kitty Kats, you've got to be completely honest with your friend Levi. It's hard for me to really believe you're twins when you come across as so different from one another. How do I know you're not just having a little fun with poor old Levi? And twelve, really? Are you sure? I can be your good friend and help you lots, but only if I can really trust you - so I have to believe what you tell me. For example, what did Uncle Alphonse really do? It's hard to believe that a member of your own family did something inappropriate. Unless you tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the juicy truth, I probably can't help you.

And why do you call yourselves the Curious Kittens. I mean, it's an intriguing appellation and all, but what does it mean?

Finally, my little purring princesses, answer me truthfully: you're not really entirely ignorant of every possible part of sex, are you? You can't fool Levi. Most curious little kittens your age have no one to turn to for 'hands on' experiments with the naughty naughty. But you two have each other. There's no way two precocious and inquisitive little ones like you haven't done a little 'kitty kissing,' maybe even a little 'kitty petting.' Maybe even some 'kitty licking?' Purr, purr, purr? Be honest and tell me. How else am I going to help you learn what you so desire? And believe me, what you don't know is soooo much better than what your silly friends Susie and MaryJane are telling you.

Waiting to see if you're serious,
Levi

Dear Levi,

Wow! You're amazing. How did you know all that stuff? We got kind of scared when we read your letter 'cause it was almost like you'd been watching us. But you seem really nice and we're sure you wouldn't do anything creepy like that. God, Annie, I'm getting to that part, hold on. So, like, okay, we're really only eleven, and we're really only in fifth grade. We're really sorry we fibbed. But we'll be twelve in six months, so that's like really close, right? Annie! Stop it.

It was Angie who wanted to tell you we're twelve, not me! Ow! No, ooh.

So, like we're sending you some pictures of us so you can like really see we're twins. Annie likes the one from the pool but I like the one from Easter. I'm getting to that part, stop it. Stop!

Angie just doesn't want to tell you the other part you asked 'cause she's like a baby but I'm not afraid. How did you know about that stuff we did? The thing is, neither one of us really liked kissing each other that much, even though we closed our eyes and pretended the other one was a boy we sort of liked, but like we don't like the same boy 'cause we made a pact we wouldn't do that and anyway I know Angie would just think about Jason, who's like fourteen and not even in our middle school and I think he's gross. Ow! God!

Annie is a b-word and I'm going to clobber her! I do NOT think about Jason and his big strong muscles. God! Besides, I just know she was thinking about Uncle Al when we were trying to kiss, which is way grosser 'cause he's like twenty-five, and our UNCLE, and he tried to... Hey! Ow! Stop it! Okay, I won't tell him about that. But Annie's right, Levi. Kissing wasn't that great. We tried and tried, but it just didn't seem quite right. It was better when we took all our clothes off. How did you know we called it petting when we started touching each other all over? Okay, okay, you can have your stupid turn, b-word!

Angie isn't telling it right. She's so stupid, but I love her. Petting and kissing together were way better than just kissing. And when you get petted in just the right place, like on your chest, it's really nice! But we were afraid when we got all wet down you-know-where so we stopped and didn't do it any more. Stop giggling Angie! We don't know what you mean by 'kitty licking.' You have to believe us, Levi, 'cause we want you to help teach us about sex. Please? Pretty please? Oh, I almost forgot to tell you: we're the Curious Kittens 'cause Uncle Alphonse always called us that when we were little and now everybody calls us that in the family and 'cause now we're even more curious about boys and about sex.

Meow, meow, meow,
Two Curious Kittens in Columbus

P.S. Hey Levi, this is Angie. Annie doesn't want to tell you that Uncle Al was peeking when she was changing into her swim suit and then when she was playing in the pool with him he held her really tight and kissed her like for real kissing not like mommy-daddy good night kissing and he sort of put his hand inside her suit and touched her you-know-where and I saw the whole thing. And I saw that Uncle Al's you-know-what was making a really huge bulge in his swim suit and I didn't understand that at all and maybe you could explain it. When we talked about it later Annie turned bright red and it was soooo funny and I was mean and giggled which wasn't very nice but I'm really sorry. Don't tell her I told you!

Dear Curious Kittens,

My goodness, Curious Kittens, aren't you two just the twin tornadoes of toothsome temptation? Wow! Such beautiful waving curls, such innocent angelic faces, such tight curvaceous bodies. Your pearly white smiles be-still my beating chest. You two are an oft-imagined fantasy made real and you excite my throbbing, swelling, uhm, heart. That's right, my tumescent, beating heart.

Thank you so much for being honest with me and for sending the pictures of you and your various family members. I particularly like the picture of you that shows your Uncle Alphonse. His hair is almost as blonde as yours and he has the same big blue eyes. I love the way he's looking at one of you in that picture! Let me guess, that's Annabel he's looking at, right? It must be nice to have such a handsome man for an Uncle, Annabel. Anyway, it was so nice of you to send pictures with enough clues to figure out exactly who you two are - you know, where you live, what your last name is, how to contact your parents and Uncle Alphonse. I do love puzzles, so thank you!

So, now that you've been honest with old Levi - I just knew you weren't twelve yet - we can get down to teaching you all about sex. Stop giggling Angela, I know you are. Sex is nothing to giggle about! Well, sometimes, if you're tied up, and he's using a feather, then maybe a little giggling. But we're getting ahead of ourselves. You have a lot to learn.

First off, you have to get over your fear of calling a boy's you-know-what his you-know-what. I mean, really, I can't even believe I wrote that. It's his cock, silly kittens. Say it out loud four times: cock, cock, cock, cock. It's also called his dick, his wanker, his fuck stick or his slut sticker. You should say slut sticker four times too. Practice makes perfect my little kittens. And the stuff that comes out of his slut sticker - the stuff MaryJane told you about - that's called cum. It also called baby juice! Stop giggling Angela! Now YOU stop giggling Annabel! Really, you two are incorrigible.

And obviously I also need to tell you the truth about the name of the private place "you-know-where" between your legs. I'll bet anything your mommy told you it's your vagina, and THEN she told you not to ever call it anything at all when anyone else was around. She did, didn't she? Well, Curious Kittens, that wonderful little sacred place between your legs is called your cunt. Say that four times like you did with cock: cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. It's also called a pussy, but you shouldn't call it that cause you're the Curious Kittens and it might get confusing. So just say cunt a bunch more times. And when you're mad at your sister you should call her a cunt, because calling her a b-word is very rude and offensive but calling her a cunt is much nicer. If you get tired of saying cunt you can call your cunt a fuck slit or you can call your cunt sister a fuck slut. And when your sister's cunt is really wet, and it glistens in the light, you can call it a juicy fuck slit. Try that out. Does it make you a little bit wet just to say that, juicy fuck slit? That's part of sex, sweet little kittens!

Now then, the best way for you to start to understand about real sex is to start with kitty sex. You can start with kitty kissing and kitty petting. You were right to take all your clothes off when you tried before. But there's a special way for two little kittens to kiss and pet. You just sit on the bed facing each other with no clothes on and each of you put your left leg over your sister's right leg. Now wrap your arms around each other until you're really tight. Don't worry that your little cunts are open and rubbing against each other. Just start kissing and petting. Practice until you really start to like it and don't worry if you get wet down there, in your little cunts. That just means you're doing it right. Don't forget to use your tongues when you're kitty kissing, that's important. You need to get those tongues nice and strong, so work them hard. Push your tongue into your kitten-sister's mouth and have a little tongue fight. It's fun and sexy. Now let your fingers explore your kitten sister while you keep kissing and rubbing your little fuck slits together. Pinch her little nipples. No, harder! Isn't that nice?

But kitty kissing and kitty petting alone won't move you along towards understanding sex nearly as fast as kitty licking. That's the most important part of kitty sex. You're going to have to try it if you want to satisfy your curiosity - even if it's scary. Just start with the other stuff until you feel yourself getting wet in your little virgin cunts. Stop giggling Angela! It's not funny and Annabel can't concentrate when you do that. Anyway, when you get wet, that's when you'll know it's time for kitty licking. Start slow! If you get too scared you can stop any time and try again later. Take turns licking your sister's tiny little nipples while she leans back. You'll know you're doing it right if the little nubbin gets really hard and pointy and your sister moans or grabs you and pulls you tighter. Don't worry if she starts grinding her little cunt really hard against yours, that's a good sign. Go ahead and slip your fingers down there and feel how wet your sister is. Wiggle your fingers around until she can't stop moaning. Go on now, give it a try. Angela should go first so that her little mouth is occupied and she can't start giggling. Try it now, sweet kitties, go on.

You'll know when you're ready for more than just nipples, when your little cunts are really wet and you start having trouble breathing. But this is the scary part, so brace yourselves. It's time to change position. Push Angela onto her back, Annabel, and scoot yourself back, on your knees, until your sweet little face is just above her cunt. Arch your back and push your little round bottom in the air, then push Angela's legs apart and push your strong little tongue into her juicy fuck slit. Don't be scared! She'll taste really good! Really get in there and lash your tongue all around the inner lips of her cunt, then plunge it inside her. While you're doing that you have to imagine what it would feel like if your sister was doing that to you! That will help you do it better and better. Lap at her really fast. You're a kitten drinking the best tasting milk ever! Ooh, it's so good. Feel how excited Angela is getting as you rape her with your tongue. Push her legs back even harder and use that wonderful little tongue of yours. Again and again! Make her moan and squirm. That's it! You can reach down and touch yourself at the same time if you want to. Touch yourself in the same places where you're licking your sweet kitty sister.

And now the most important part, Annabel. You have to find little Angela's pussy-clit. It's right there, just above the place where she pees, inside the little hood formed by her inner cunt lips. That's it. Yes, drive your tongue in there. Fuck her tiny pussy-clit with your strong tongue. You know how good it feels 'cause you can feel your own little pussy-clit with your fingers. Ooh, see how her pussy-clit is getting excited, swelling up and coming out to meet your rough tongue. Imagine how it feels - your turn is coming. Is little Angela thrashing and screaming? Is she gripping you by your long blonde curls and forcing your face harder against her juicy fuck slit? Is she bucking her hips up and down uncontrollably? She is, isn't she? That's her kitty-orgasm. You did that to her and soon she's going to do it to you! But don't stop. Keep her going and going until she can't stand it any more. What a good little kitty licker you are Annabel! Isn't kitty sex fun?

But now it's Annabel's turn. Just do it all the same way Angela. You know what it feels like now. You know how every swipe of your rough little kitty tongue will feel as it ravages little Annabel's juicy fuck slit. Drink the wonderful sweet milk from your kitty sister's juicy fuck slit! Make your kitty-sister moan and writhe, just like you did. Find her little pussy-clit and drive your sweet kitten sister crazy. Force your tongue inside her. Rape her like she raped you. Remember how it felt for you. Isn't it wonderful? You don't even feel like giggling, do you Angela kitten?

And then, when you're all done, hold each other in your arms and have another soft slow kitty kiss and purr like two of the prettiest sweetest kittens in the whole world. Think about how nice it was to learn about kitty sex with each other and pity the other little girls who don't have a kitten sister to learn with. And one more thing to think about, Curious Kittens - think about this: as nice as it was to find out about sex with each other, as much as you might like kitty sex, real sex with a boy will be ten times better! Stop giggling Angela!

Finally, I'm happy to tell you that I've nearly finished finding someone to assist me with teaching the two of you about sex. I'm sure it's going to be great. So for now, practice your kitty sex as much as you can, 'cause we can't move on to other sex until you've mastered that.

Let me know how it goes,
Levi

Dear Levi,

OMG Levi! Something awful happened. We need your help. Oh please help us. Stop it Annie, I want to tell him. Okay, I'll start at the beginning. But it's still my turn! Stop it! Cunt!

Levi, I'll start at the beginning 'cause Angie's too stupid to get it right. You are too, cunt! We did what you said and OMG it was so amazing. You must be really smart 'cause you like even know every time Angie starts giggling, although she's not giggling anymore at all 'cause we're scared. And also you must be smart 'cause you knew exactly what mama said and everything else you said was so amazingly right and it was soooo nice and wow, we couldn't stop doing kitty sex for days and days and so we're sorry we didn't write back sooner. Kitty kissing and kitty petting and especially kitty licking are awesome! And that thing that happens when you get licked in that pussy-clit place is soooo amazing. Angie said there's no way it could be better with a boy. But then she turned bright red and said she wanted to find out for sure! You did too turn red, cunt! Ow!

Annie is lying to you, Levi. She's the one who keeps thinking about boys every time we're doing kitty sex. Okay, well, I think about boys a little bit too, but not like her. She's crazy and she keeps moaning 'Uncle Alphonse, oh!' whenever I'm kitty licking her juicy fuck slit. Hey, ow, stop it! Annie!

Ooh! Angie is such a liar and a cunt! And she keeps getting off the topic which is really important and we have to get you to help us 'cause we're scared. And so what if I think about Uncle Al, I can't help it 'cause I think he's really cute even if he is like really old. Okay, okay, I'm getting to that part! No! I'm going to tell him! Stop it!

Levi, something awful happened and we're so scared. At first we were really careful when we were doing kitty kissing and all of that and we made sure nobody would hear us and our door was locked and everything. But the more we did it, the more excited we got 'cause it got better and better 'cause I think we were learning how to do it better. And I guess we got careless 'cause a little while ago we were doing it and I think Angie got too loud. You did too! It was not me, it was you. Ow! Stop that!

It wasn't me, Levi. It was Annie - she's so much louder than me. Hey, cut it out! Cunt!

Anyway, Levi, it doesn't matter WHO was too loud or WHO forgot to lock the door. The only thing that matters is that a little while ago we were having the best kitty time ever and something very very bad happened. I was kitty licking Angie's juicy fuck slit and paying special attention to her little pussy-clit 'cause she'd just done an amazing job on my little pussy-clit and she was moaning and squirming and I knew she was really really close to that wonderful feeling that comes and takes you away. And that's when she suddenly screamed and jerked her pretty cunt away from me and I was so disappointed cause I had my fingers working my pussy-clit and I was really close to that feeling again too. That's when I looked over my shoulder and I screamed too 'cause there was a man with a video camera in our room and he was filming us! He was right there in our room, right behind me and we were both naked and he could see my fingers stroking my cunt and the juicy fuck slit juice on my chin and Angie's cunt and, and, and EVERYTHING! I jumped into Angie's arms and we hugged each other and we were so scared. Okay Angie, you can tell him the rest 'cause I'm too scared again.

OMG, Levi, it was so scary and we were both shaking and then the man lowered the camera and we saw that it was Uncle Al! It was our Uncle and he had a really scary look on his face. He said "You two are very naughty little girls!" He scowled like he was super mad. He said, "Your mommy and daddy would be so angry if they knew what you were doing. They'd probably give you up for adoption 'cause they wouldn't ever want to see either of you ever again. And you'd have to go live with mean foster parents and I'm sure they'd send you to separate states just to keep you from doing such disgraceful things with each other ever again!" We were both shivering and trying to get away from Uncle Alphonse, backing up on the bed until we hit the headboard and couldn't go any farther. He was so scary! He leaned down really close to us and whispered in a scary mean way "Don't you tell anyone about this or about what you've been doing! Do you hear me? Angie? Annie? Well?" We both nodded our heads really fast and hugged each other tight. Annie was crying and maybe I was starting to cry a little bit too. "If you tell anyone you're going to end up in foster homes, by yourselves, where they don't feed you very much and they beat you if they think you've been naughty! Sometimes they beat you just because they want to!" He stood up and pointed his camera at us again for a few seconds then lowered it and barked "go to bed!" We both screamed a little bit and we got under our covers as quick as we could and pulled them over our heads and hugged each other tight for a long long time. And finally, when we didn't hear anything for a long time, we peeked out and he was gone and we got up and we moved as quiet as kittens and we wrote you this letter. And writing about it made us scared again and we don't know what to do and we're getting back under the covers.

Please help - we're so scared!
Two Curious Kittens in Columbus

Dear Curious Kittens,

You know they always say 'curiosity killed the cat,' but I want you two to know that your good friend Levi is here to help make sure that doesn't happen to his two favorite little blonde blued-eyed eleven-year-old kittens. You have to trust Levi to help you. I know it looks pretty dark from under your covers, but trust me, everything is going to be fine, eventually. It was good thinking to write to your friend Levi right away.

I have a big surprise for you! Remember I told you that I was going to find someone to assist me in teaching you about all the things you're so very curious about? Well, that person is none other than your handsome Uncle Alphonse! Isn't that great?

So you see, you don't have to worry that Uncle Alphonse was in your room when you were engaged in amorous kitty sex. He was supposed to be in your room! The whole point of the exercise was getting a really good video of how much you two had learned already - so that we can make sure you have really mastered the intricacies of your first lessons and assess whether or not you are ready to move on. You can never be too careful with education and I never take half measures when I'm helping wonderful young people like my two Curious Kittens learn life's most important lessons.

And kittens, wow, you sure have dedicated yourselves to practice and proved yourselves to be diligent students! Everyone here in Levi's organization who's seen the video agrees that you two have just about perfected your kitty sex. We've all watched it over and over again and there are hardly any suggestions for improvement. Even the hundreds of helpful men we sent the video to all over the world wrote back to say that they thought you two were ready to take the next steps in your long sexual education. Isn't that great?

In fact, the team here at Levi Denom Enterprises was so inspired by your video that we came up with a fantastic entrepreneurial idea and your wonderful Uncle Alphonse has agreed to help with it! At first I doubted we could quickly raise enough money for our enterprise - but when we approached some of the businessmen who'd seen your "screen test" they all said they knew a hot opportunity when they saw it and the donations poured in! So, as soon as your parents are out of the way and Uncle Alphonse has all the equipment he needs we'll be in business. Just think of all the curious children like yourself who would love to learn along with you! You'll be doing the preteen masses a huge service. I'm so proud of my sweet curious kittens.

Don't worry that Uncle Alphonse got a little carried away about not letting your parents know what you were doing. Of course everything he said was absolutely true, but he didn't have to be quite so scary about it. I'm sure you both fully understand how your sexual education might look to some people, and you wouldn't want to be taken away from your family and one another. But really, Uncle Alphonse didn't need to be so dramatic. I'll have a little chat with him and besides, if our new idea works out, mom and dad won't be a problem anyway. But for the time being, be sure to do exactly as your uncle instructs you and then everything will be just great.

I'm so happy for you and I look forward to "directing" your further education!
Levi

Dear Levi,

OMG! We can't believe you showed our kitty sex video to other people! Isn't that a bad bad thing to do? Won't people think we're bad girls? We don't understand why you did that. It makes us feel very strange when we think about other people watching us! We really really don't like it! But there's so much to tell you and ask you about! We're so confused. Ow, stop it, I'm getting to that part Angie! Cunt! We have to tell it in the right order. Okay, okay, you tell him the next part.

Levi! Lots of weird things are going on here. Mommy and daddy got all excited 'cause they won a big contest that they didn't even know they were entered in. They won a cruise for eight whole weeks! But they had to leave right away or lose their places. Mommy got really worried about leaving us until daddy put his foot down and said Uncle Al was perfectly capable of taking care of us. Uncle Al just smiled at us and that was kind of scary. And also Uncle Al got a bunch of boxes in the mail but he wouldn't tell anybody what they were. Annie said we should try to sneak into his room and look, but then we got too scared and anyways something really big happened and so we found out some of what was in the boxes anyway. Annie! Stop it, I want to tell him. Ow!

God, Angie is so slow. We have to get to the really important part. I'm really scared 'cause I don't want a baby in my tummy and you never told us if you really could get a baby in your tummy just because you swallowed the icky baby juice that comes out of a boy's cock and wow Uncle Al sure has a lot of that baby juice - I could barely swallow it all and I was so afraid he would get mad if I didn't. OMG! He's at the door again. We have to go! Please write back and tell us what to do.

Confused and scared,
Two Curious Kittens in Columbus

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