Mary Had A Little Ram

- by Alvo Torelli

(Ram/g, nc, best, 4 Stanzas)

(Author's note: This is a parody of the original Mary Had A Little Lamb, which you can find here.)

There was once a young girl with a ram,

That grew up from a snowy-fleeced lamb.

And each place Mary went

The ram followed her scent

And his nose 'tween her legs he would cram.

And when poor Mary headed to school

The ram followed her there - 'twas not cool.

It made Mary ashamed

When the children exclaimed

"Your big ram has a very long tool!"

Then the teacher said "Mary you're bad!

You have made your poor ram very sad."

Then he forced her to kneel

And her butt to reveal

With her knickers pulled down - what a cad!

"What's he doing?" the children all cried

As the ram, on M's back, took a ride.

"He is showing his love

As his cock he does shove

Up inside her" the teacher replied.

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